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The Mayor
07-03-2013, 03:46 AM
So this is a bit of a celebration thread for my 1k posts :) For those of you who don’t know me, I joined SRL about 6 years back (6 years last week actually) and I used to leech scripts such as Jukka’s Guild Miner, Wizzup?’s Essence Miner, The Claw’s Lumbridge Swamp Miner, and Narcle’s Naulitious. I was a mega-leech until I got junior member in about 2008, at which point I thought I was t3h man. I used to look down on all those registered users who couldn't set up their scripts :p I went a bit inactive after that due to high school, but I would pop in to read the news section every few months. In January this I started to play RS again and decided I didn't want to waste my life playing legit so here I am.

As per tradition, I will now proceeded to mention a few fellow members who have made these 1k posts memorable:

Sjoe – Also known as “The Belgian Shoe”. I’d trust him with my bank 100 times over. He actually taught me everything I know about scripting. He is also totally in love with root, and so am I, although I don’t like to admit it. Always asks me for money “May0r fr33 moni3s pl0x”.

Turpinator – We have made some decent gp together (along with Sjoe and King). He designs rockets and once wrote an essay about thermal paste heat dissipation and central processing units. Likes drinking, going fishing, and drinking (not milk ;)). He has his eye on this hottie who he plans to take fishing. He’s got it all planned out:

http://puu.sh/3tOFH.png

Benny – Super nice guy #1 (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1) that everybody likes. Pitty all his accounts (maxed) got banned :(. He is also known for his perfect 100% score in his membership app (Inb4InfractionForLeaking :whistling:). From Bermuda, goes to school in the UK, holidays in Spain and off to the USA next year!

BMWxi – Super nice guy #2 (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=2) who is the son of a maths professor and will grow up to do great things. Ian is also obsessed with f2p which is why he will never beat the game ;).

Kevin – A genius engineer who was previously known by his heteropalindrome. I was a SRL member 1 day before him so I guess I win :D. He once sold a script for 1 billion rsgp. I also completed my first script collaboration with him :)

The Killer – A wannabe gold farmer. Tried to set up a gold farming business and got hit by the recession; he is about 500m in debt :p I’ll also mention I made 110m off this little venture ;)

xtrapsp – The Big Spicer. Very rebellious and doesn't take sh*t from nobody. Supposedly has a super-hot girl named Melissa. From the statistics I have been keeping Brad wakes up in a bad mood or feels like crap approximately 86.2% of the time.

Chris! – I taught him everything he knows. Rumour has it he has a private woodcutting script in his possession that can run for days. Compulsive tutorial writer.

Justin – Your friendly moderator. He is known to ban RJJ on request (well for a bribe in excess of 50m – the higher the ‘donation’ the longer the ban :)). Pretty much the only active mod as YoHoJo caught the ‘busy’ illness from Hobbit and Wizzup? and all those other high-uppers.

Chris Reborn – Awesome guy. Used to be a hard core gang-banging drug lord but recently turned his life around and is now a boss. He is also known to get speeding tickets from the cops for driving round town on a quad bike #RebelWithoutACause (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=RebelWithoutACause)

speedster – An elite level gold farmer that can compete with the Chinese. Supposedly has 10+ botting computers in his 'computer room'* which makes him approx. 40m/h.

*The word on the street is that this room is a converted bedroom.

NKN – Some ub3r geek 12 year old nerd who thinks he is a scripting god. He’s right #TimerTheSecond (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=TimerTheSecond) .

RJJ95 – More recently known as Officer Barbrady. He is an only child who has a brother. He is a part-time staff member when he wants to be, and lives for post quotes and rep. Used to have keyboard wars with Xtrapsp but came off second best. We need RJJ on the forums for the lols and the rage. He is also the inventor of the ‘Barbrady Loop’ scripting technique, which is his biggest achievement. What is the Barbrady Loop you ask…

Vinyl Scratch – A guy who is in love with ponies and rainbows. I think of him as Ponyboy (i.e. from the outsiders) but Brad (and everybody else) likes to call him PonyFu*k*r for short.

I also thought I’d mention the remaining members of the PSC crew: StickToTheScript, Raiden702, Soviet Union, stayon, Neznam. We have all gained heaps of levels together :D


Highlights this year include:

Learning to script
Getting accepted into SRL members
Releasing 3 scripts
Getting to know all these great people
Setting up the PSC crew and making some geepees
Just got helper cup 2 days ago. Yusssssss my life is complete :D

Kevin
07-03-2013, 03:52 AM
You may have beat me to member's by a couple of hours, but I was accepted in under a day! (inb4infractionforleaking) ;)

It's good to see you around and active and hopefully we'll do an impressive cooperative script sometime! :D

Stayon
07-03-2013, 03:55 AM
<3<3 congrats may0r nubc4k3. I can definitely say I laughed a few times reading through this all.

Chris!
07-03-2013, 03:55 AM
Chris! – I taught him everything he knows. Rumour has it he has a private woodcutting script in his possession that can run for days. Compulsive tutorial writer.


Congratulations on 1k posts and 6 years! Let there be 6 more!

Oh, and not everything. Most, yes. ;)

You love the tutorials ;).

You damn well know it can run for days ;). Remember this? :3

We have been running for: 90 Hours, 43 Minutes and 36 Seconds.
We have chopped: 38079 willow logs.
That is: 419 logs per hour.
We have earned: 2573602 experience.
That is: 2066 experience per hour. //Was actually 28k+.

I'll release it soon when I feel the urge to fix the stuff that's wrong with it :3.

Why you faking the thread?

http://puu.sh/3tUuw.png

<3 you.

Vinyl Scratch
07-03-2013, 04:11 AM
Thanks man!

Gratz on 1k. I'm almost there!

Thanks for including me. <3

Ashaman88
07-03-2013, 04:23 AM
Grats on the 1k, you've been a great member!

Ian
07-03-2013, 04:24 AM
Man, that was way funnier than mine! :D
I may be obsessed with F2P but it's way easier to max so there's that :p

Also it's possible that you're the biggest James Dean fan I've ever met ;)

NKN
07-03-2013, 04:39 AM
#TimerTheSecond (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=TimerTheSecond)

Congrats mate. :)

Ian
07-03-2013, 05:20 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9NYdxJn.png
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! ;)

Stayon
07-03-2013, 05:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/9NYdxJn.png
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES! ;)

Spammed for his 1,000 twice. GG

Justin
07-03-2013, 05:24 AM
It's been a pleasure talking to you Mayor, Congratulations!

NKN
07-03-2013, 05:53 AM
The Mayor
Quick make thread in SRL section, you have to follow tradition

The Mayor
07-03-2013, 08:19 AM
You may have beat me to member's by a couple of hours, but I was accepted in under a day! (inb4infractionforleaking) ;)

It's good to see you around and active and hopefully we'll do an impressive cooperative script sometime! :D

Yesh, hopefully :)


<3<3 congrats may0r nubc4k3. I can definitely say I laughed a few times reading through this all.

Lolling is good :)


Remember this? :3

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<3 you.

Yesh, how could I forget :)


Thanks man!

Gratz on 1k. I'm almost there!

Thanks for including me. <3

:)


Grats on the 1k, you've been a great member!

Thanks :)


Man, that was way funnier than mine! :D
I may be obsessed with F2P but it's way easier to max so there's that :p

Also it's possible that you're the biggest James Dean fan I've ever met ;)

Yesh, he is rebellious.


#TimerTheSecond (http://villavu.com/forum/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=TimerTheSecond)

Congrats mate. :)

:)


It's been a pleasure talking to you Mayor, Congratulations!

irl pic on 2k :)


The Mayor
Quick make thread in SRL section, you have to follow tradition

For the pic?

xtrapsp
07-03-2013, 08:35 AM
May I just add NKN wouldn't be anywhere without my common sense. :P

Thanks for the post Mayor. You made me wakeup in a goodmood.

double codes
07-03-2013, 10:19 AM
As long as you're not leaving SRL i am fine with that you didn't mention me.

Gratz :)

Sjoe
07-03-2013, 11:57 AM
Best 1k post ever ;)

Give this man a cupppp!

Wu-Tang Clan
07-03-2013, 12:27 PM
Wow... you forgot me fragit.

Hazzah
07-03-2013, 12:36 PM
Gratz on 1k posts and 6+ years!

rj
07-03-2013, 01:31 PM
Your friendly moderator. He is known to ban RJJ on request (well for a bribe in excess of 50m – the higher the ‘donation’ the longer the ban ). Pretty much the only active mod as YoHoJo caught the ‘busy’ illness from Hobbit and Wizzup? and all those other high-uppers.

Is this true... you know ima have to do something about this

xtrapsp
07-03-2013, 02:38 PM
Is this true... you know ima have to do something about this


http://img.pandawhale.com/41806-Emma-Stone-are-you-crying-gif-71rm.gif

http://puu.sh/3u95N.png

NKN
07-03-2013, 03:29 PM
Yesh, hopefully :)



Lolling is good :)



Yesh, how could I forget :)



:)



Thanks :)



Yesh, he is rebellious.



:)



irl pic on 2k :)



For the pic?

Yeah mate the pic

Turpinator
07-03-2013, 05:18 PM
Turpinator – We have made some decent gp together (along with Sjoe and King). He designs rockets and once wrote an essay about thermal paste heat dissipation and central processing units. Likes drinking, going fishing, and drinking (not milk ;)). He has his eye on this hottie who he plans to take fishing. He’s got it all planned out:

http://puu.sh/3tOFH.png
I would appreciate it if we did not post screenshots of my drunk chats pl0x.
thxbai.

The Killer
07-03-2013, 05:22 PM
The Killer – A wannabe gold farmer. Tried to set up a gold farming business and got hit by the recession; he is about 500m in debt :p I’ll also mention I made 110m off this little venture ;)


I'v paid off my debts brah, what you've done here is offend half of your friends ;) <3
Anyway gz brah, why only 1k doeeee - L2SpamLyk (jks spamming is badddd).

NKN
07-03-2013, 05:25 PM
I'v paid off my debts brah, what you've done here is offend half of your friends ;) <3
Anyway gz brah, why only 1k doeeee - L2SpamLyk (jks spamming is badddd).

Let us spam away to 3k alright mate?

Silentcore
07-03-2013, 05:28 PM
Congratulation mate, keep the good work up. I though u had less time here since I rarely saw you around the time I joined or maybe I wasnt paying much attention.

speedster
07-05-2013, 07:55 PM
Hey :)) Atm I am shut down, a month off since i have been off the whole farming thing :) But ty for making me a star! :))

Chris Reborn
08-10-2013, 04:11 AM
first time on villavu in a long time but thank for the mention mayor. glad you hit that goal!