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Taric
04-24-2015, 01:26 AM
YOU! Yes you! Do you happen to leave incredibly stupid script requests? AWESOME! Ima turn those worthless ideas into something a little more tolerable!


program TaricScriptRequester;

{$I SRL-6/srl.simba}
{$I srl-6/lib/misc/srlplayerform.simba}

{-----FILL THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}

Const
Name := 'Your name here.';
scriptAction := 'makes a script request';
scriptDetail := 'sexily makes a script request';
scripterName := 'The name of the person asking for script requests.';

{-----STOP FILLING THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}

procedure theRequest();
begin
write(scripterName);

case random(10) of
0:writeLn(' sama senpai... ');
1:writeLn(', my love... ');
2:writeLn(' the Great and Powerful... ');
3:writeLn(' the Booty Botherer... ');
4:writeLn(' the Rage Enducer... ');
5:writeLn(' Hunky McDads-a-lot... ');
6:writeLn(' the Mighty Log Wielder... ');
7:writeLn(' the Man with a Plan... ');
8:writeLn(', my robust mongoloid... ');
9:writeLn(' the true SRL Jesus... ');
end;

write('I am in need of a script that ' + scriptAction);

case random(5) of
0:write(' with the most percise of clicks. ');
1:write(' as sexily as possible. ');
2:write(' and is fueled by the tears of a homeless orphan. ');
3:write(' and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. ');
4:write(' .');
end;

writeLn('If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script ' + scriptDetail);

case random(10) of
0:writeLn('I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant, ');
1:writeLn('May the gods not smite you, ');
2:writeLn('This message will self destruct in 10 seconds, ');
3:writeLn('I had better get off the toilet now, ');
4:writeLn('The one with all the weapons, if ya know what I meaaaaan, ');
5:writeLn('I bow to your superiority, ');
6:writeLn('pretend that I printed this onto a piece of paper, folded this up and past it to you under your desk, ');
7:writeLn('I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you, ');
8:writeLn('Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiing, ');
9:writeLn('I like Hentai, ');
end;

writeLn(Name);
end;

begin
clearDebug();
theRequest();
end.


Example Text:
The Mayor the Great and Powerful...
I am in need of a script that chops wood with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script chops wood in the lumbridge cata-woods.
May the gods not smite you,
Taric

Now no one has an excuse to make 1-2 word posts in script request threads. TARIC OUT!

Stay Sexy

acow
04-24-2015, 01:28 AM
tl;dr vorago script plz
edit: ugh fine...
http://i.imgur.com/8J7cRUc.png

rj
04-24-2015, 02:32 AM
rj, my robust mongoloid...
I am in need of a script that mines tin as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script mines tin in rimmy
I had better get off the toilet now,
rj

Renzanity
04-24-2015, 02:58 AM
renzanity the Great and Powerful...
I am in need of a script that eats pie like a fly with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script eats pie infront of a bank or walks around while getting fat and rich
I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
renzanity

EDIT: I'm going to use this on some requests already posted on the RS3 Script Request forum.

Transformed request no.1:


(Enter Awesome Scripter name here) the Booty Botherer...
I am in need of a script that soft clay runner at GE as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script runs clay to fountain at middle of GE then repeat, or any close location.
I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
Miningboy11

Transformed request no.2:


(Enter Awesome Scripter name here) sama senpai...
I am in need of a script that grabs Wine of Zamorak and banks and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script that would grab the wine of zamorak and bank after a full inv and run bank and repeat(preferably in color).
I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
Alvrezno501


I'm having too much fun now. v.v -Stahps-

Taric
04-24-2015, 03:13 AM
tl;dr vorago script plz

http://i.imgur.com/8J7cRUc.png
I'll just go ahead and get 2 twerk then...


rj, my robust mongoloid...
I am in need of a script that mines tin as sexily as possible. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script mines tin in rimmy
I had better get off the toilet now,
rj

You've always been my robust mongoloid, RJ <3


EDIT: I'm going to use this on some requests already posted on the RS3 Script Request forum.

Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!

acow
04-24-2015, 03:14 AM
http://i.imgur.com/8J7cRUc.png
I'll just go ahead and get 2 twerk then...



You've always been my robust mongoloid, RJ <3



Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!

gj posting post edit n00b
edit: I'll be here patiently waiting 4 tarictwerking.gif

Renzanity
04-24-2015, 03:23 AM
Bby pls do. Let's spread this script faster than chlamydia in an elderly home!

Already done, bicboi~ Just edited my post so that this thread don't turn into a chatbox. :v And I only transformed the top 2 awkward requests I could find.:p

Clutch
04-24-2015, 03:27 AM
LMAO. Brings a nice change to the script requests section :D

Incurable
04-24-2015, 03:44 AM
Taric Hunky McDads-a-lot...
I am in need of a script that makes RL bank moniez .If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script makes me rich IRL with literal metric shit-tons of RL bank monies
I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
Incurable

Brilliant.

Godless
05-07-2015, 12:05 PM
This is sexy and excites me.

Antonio
05-07-2015, 01:28 PM
Ran the script and it deleted my system32 folder, instructions not clear enough. 8/10

mitzz
05-18-2017, 02:00 PM
it made my house on fire 9/10

skypers2007
12-13-2017, 11:45 AM
can you make an autotyper for rs3 since mine stopped working as of yesterday, the auto typer/spammer thread. Thank you for help

P1nky
12-13-2017, 04:16 PM
can you make an autotyper for rs3 since mine stopped working as of yesterday, the auto typer/spammer thread. Thank you for help

We have a dedicated category for script requests (link below):

https://villavu.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=94