Taric
04-24-2015, 01:26 AM
YOU! Yes you! Do you happen to leave incredibly stupid script requests? AWESOME! Ima turn those worthless ideas into something a little more tolerable!
program TaricScriptRequester;
{$I SRL-6/srl.simba}
{$I srl-6/lib/misc/srlplayerform.simba}
{-----FILL THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}
Const
Name := 'Your name here.';
scriptAction := 'makes a script request';
scriptDetail := 'sexily makes a script request';
scripterName := 'The name of the person asking for script requests.';
{-----STOP FILLING THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}
procedure theRequest();
begin
write(scripterName);
case random(10) of
0:writeLn(' sama senpai... ');
1:writeLn(', my love... ');
2:writeLn(' the Great and Powerful... ');
3:writeLn(' the Booty Botherer... ');
4:writeLn(' the Rage Enducer... ');
5:writeLn(' Hunky McDads-a-lot... ');
6:writeLn(' the Mighty Log Wielder... ');
7:writeLn(' the Man with a Plan... ');
8:writeLn(', my robust mongoloid... ');
9:writeLn(' the true SRL Jesus... ');
end;
write('I am in need of a script that ' + scriptAction);
case random(5) of
0:write(' with the most percise of clicks. ');
1:write(' as sexily as possible. ');
2:write(' and is fueled by the tears of a homeless orphan. ');
3:write(' and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. ');
4:write(' .');
end;
writeLn('If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script ' + scriptDetail);
case random(10) of
0:writeLn('I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant, ');
1:writeLn('May the gods not smite you, ');
2:writeLn('This message will self destruct in 10 seconds, ');
3:writeLn('I had better get off the toilet now, ');
4:writeLn('The one with all the weapons, if ya know what I meaaaaan, ');
5:writeLn('I bow to your superiority, ');
6:writeLn('pretend that I printed this onto a piece of paper, folded this up and past it to you under your desk, ');
7:writeLn('I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you, ');
8:writeLn('Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiing, ');
9:writeLn('I like Hentai, ');
end;
writeLn(Name);
end;
begin
clearDebug();
theRequest();
end.
Example Text:
The Mayor the Great and Powerful...
I am in need of a script that chops wood with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script chops wood in the lumbridge cata-woods.
May the gods not smite you,
Taric
Now no one has an excuse to make 1-2 word posts in script request threads. TARIC OUT!
Stay Sexy
program TaricScriptRequester;
{$I SRL-6/srl.simba}
{$I srl-6/lib/misc/srlplayerform.simba}
{-----FILL THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}
Const
Name := 'Your name here.';
scriptAction := 'makes a script request';
scriptDetail := 'sexily makes a script request';
scripterName := 'The name of the person asking for script requests.';
{-----STOP FILLING THIS OUT YA LAZY FACK-----}
procedure theRequest();
begin
write(scripterName);
case random(10) of
0:writeLn(' sama senpai... ');
1:writeLn(', my love... ');
2:writeLn(' the Great and Powerful... ');
3:writeLn(' the Booty Botherer... ');
4:writeLn(' the Rage Enducer... ');
5:writeLn(' Hunky McDads-a-lot... ');
6:writeLn(' the Mighty Log Wielder... ');
7:writeLn(' the Man with a Plan... ');
8:writeLn(', my robust mongoloid... ');
9:writeLn(' the true SRL Jesus... ');
end;
write('I am in need of a script that ' + scriptAction);
case random(5) of
0:write(' with the most percise of clicks. ');
1:write(' as sexily as possible. ');
2:write(' and is fueled by the tears of a homeless orphan. ');
3:write(' and brings me cake every second thursday of the fifth year after leap year... SO IT NEVER BRINGS ME CAKE. ');
4:write(' .');
end;
writeLn('If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script ' + scriptDetail);
case random(10) of
0:writeLn('I am, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant, ');
1:writeLn('May the gods not smite you, ');
2:writeLn('This message will self destruct in 10 seconds, ');
3:writeLn('I had better get off the toilet now, ');
4:writeLn('The one with all the weapons, if ya know what I meaaaaan, ');
5:writeLn('I bow to your superiority, ');
6:writeLn('pretend that I printed this onto a piece of paper, folded this up and past it to you under your desk, ');
7:writeLn('I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you, ');
8:writeLn('Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarliiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiing, ');
9:writeLn('I like Hentai, ');
end;
writeLn(Name);
end;
begin
clearDebug();
theRequest();
end.
Example Text:
The Mayor the Great and Powerful...
I am in need of a script that chops wood with the most percise of clicks. If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script chops wood in the lumbridge cata-woods.
May the gods not smite you,
Taric
Now no one has an excuse to make 1-2 word posts in script request threads. TARIC OUT!
Stay Sexy