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Blahbe
06-11-2007, 09:06 PM
Come now children, gather around,
let's opens our minds, and eat something round,
you'd better be good, don't get a referral,
it's now time, for the forgotten stories of the retarded fish-squirrel!





It was a normal day in the streets of Auscwuz,
but, alas, that's not the the fish-squirrel was!
He jumps all around, making much racket.
Through all of this, wearing a tye-dye jacket.

OOOOOWAHOOO A TYE-DYE JACKET

He was hoppin' around, with a jump and a skip.
He fell off a cliff, and did a backflip
He got back up, and tripped on a stair.
On his way down, he ripped off Kyle's backhair

OOOOOWAHOOO KYLE'S BACKHAIR

He came home safe, gave his mother a hug.
Then out from the corner came the giant moose-pug!
He and his mother hid under a jug.
Just as snug as 2 bugs in a rug.

OOOOOWAHOOO TWO BUGS IN A RUG

It turns out that the moose-pug wanted to play.
The moose-pug thinks, "You just ruined my whole day!"
The moose-pug jump in the air, squished both of thier heads.
And now the fish-squirrel and his mother, are dead.

Dead...
Dead.....
Dead.......
Dead.........

Blahbe
06-11-2007, 09:16 PM
I should be able to write more, but I've only got about 45 minutes left for today, and I'm out for 2 weeks, so Hold tight, I posted today to build suspense.


Sneak Peak:

The Restarded Fish-Squirrel has a retarded cousin

Meanage
06-12-2007, 04:52 AM
Lol, thats awsome

Bobarkinator
06-12-2007, 04:53 AM
Nice, I want to see more.

Life's Shadow
06-12-2007, 12:45 PM
man that owns nice, wheres volume II? :D

Blahbe
06-26-2007, 04:10 PM
I'm back from my break. Vol. II is being written right now. I'm glad you all liked it!

Blahbe
06-26-2007, 04:23 PM
Here goes....


Children, children, gather and be quiet.
Timmy, timeout, for causing such a riot.
I'll now tell you a story, to calm you down
and to turn that frown, upside down.


This my little children, is the story of the Squirrel-Yak
Do you remember the Fish-Squirrel? Think way back.
This is his Dad's Brother's Son, The Retarded Squirrel-Yak



Agh, I'll Edit this later today, I don't feel like writing...

davis_junior
06-28-2007, 06:29 AM
OOOOOWAHOOO, that was pretty ace.