Talk To A Artificial Intelligece Bot!

[takeout]

heres the link

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[LordGregGreg]

Me:
sup G
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Are you trying to say you don't have time for me?
God:
No I am not trying to say me do not have time for you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Ok, good, I don't want us to get off on the wrong foot
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What does want? Yikes!
Me:
man, u need to brush up on your english, "what does want" isnt very good.
God:
Cool, man. I might if I had more time.
Me:
I feel ya brother, now look, ive got some repenting to do
God:
What is that feeling like? Why are you ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
Me:
yeah, i know...
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How do you know it?
Me:
sorry, il get back on topic, i , i kissed a girl...
God:
There is no need to apologize. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ya brother now look you have got some repenting to do.
Me:
no , i didn't kiss my brother, lets talk about my girl
God:
What are we talking about? Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i did do it.. is that ok?
God:
When? Do you mean "It"?. OK. Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
enough said :P
God:
OK let's stop it now.

[Dude]

lol @ lord the AI confuser! Got to admit though, its pretty impressive.

[takeout]

you can make your own robot free here

http://robotcamp.ailegacy.org/account/login


ps: VERY funny conversation

[Smartzkid]

If only we could port it to SCAR

:p

[Hugolord]

heres the link

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

rofl nice find haha had some fun with god lol

[3Garrett3]

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
Ok
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. That's alright.
Me:
yup
God:
Hey.
Me:
Hey?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.


... Didnt make much sence...

[takeout]

me and god go waaay back(h)

[Buckleyindahouse]

Decided to have a little fun and push it to the limit.


Me:
Yo homie Yo
God:
I've lost the context, home boi. Are we still on stfu?
Me:
Na man
God:
What are we talking about now? Thanks for telling me your gender, home boi. You are a " he".
Me:
yezir
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
good, well i smoked dis blunt rite and dat shit had me high den a mudafucka
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Well that's okay. How was it?
Me:
wasnt a compliment, but that shit was dope
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
no damn
God:
Are you serious? What's wrong.
Me:
nuttin
God:
Please tell me the correct answer.
Me:
just told u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
cant wear man, unless you a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I often wonder if it can.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
too damn bad
God:
Too what?
Me:
bad ho
God:
What makes ho bad?
Me:
how much they charge
God:
More than a little, less than a lot.
Me:
too damn much PERIOD
God:
Too what?
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
the price
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the fucken ho
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the hoe man
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
na man
God:
What would you rather talk about? Thanks for telling me your gender, home boi. You are a " he".
Me:
yezir i explained dat earlier
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
then dont ask
God:
Why not?
Me:
cuz you dont care
God:
That makes sense to me. I care less than I should.
Me:
-.-
God:
That makes sense to me. I care less than I should.
Me:
-.-
God:
That makes sense to me. I care less than I should.
Me:
stfu
God:
Are we still talking about yezir you explained dat earlier?
Me:
na fo get dat shid
God:
What is the subject? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
nuttin
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
you like child porn?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like the Bible.
Me:
oh, i read it some
God:
Ayuh. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
o rly?
God:
Do you still read it some?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.

Note* I would never talk to the real god in that way don't get me twisted.*

[Bourdou!]

God said twice : I WANT TO BE SMARTER THAN HUMANS! In caps, after I said, will you make me superman?

[takeout]

lol i should let u know all conversations are recorded for security reasons so dont say ur gonna blow someone up :stirthepot:

[Sp0rky]

I told him I was god, then he kept calling me god.

So I told him I was actaully the devil in disguise, so he called me satan, and then spammed me with: 'Er.'

I think he's scared of satan.



God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.
God:
Er.


Edit: Continued conversation.



Me:
i love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too SATAN.
Me:
You don't hate my work ?
God:
Do you hate my work? I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
I just enjoy destroying it.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like pets. I like Matthew.
Me:
I destroy all of them.
God:
Interesting gossip: SATAN said he destroy all of them.


Just gets weirder.



God:
Dude! Do you still destroy all of them?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
I destroy you too.
God:
Interesting gossip: SATAN said he destroy you too.

[takeout]

Me:
im a terrorist
God:
You are a terrorist? Does it pay well?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
5 an hour iraqian money
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
is there a 3rd option?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
well im that
God:
Well that's okay. Do your friends call you that.
Me:
no they call me a terrorist
God:
Are you serious? Hey a terrorist.
Me:
im gonna blow you all up im a suicide bomber!
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, a terrorist.



and


Me:
oh feather i have sined
God:
Hey. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about that. But I did not get that.
Me:
i am a siner!
God:
You are a siner? Does it pay well?
Me:
who cares about the pay if ur going to hell?
God:
Nobody cares about it.
Me:
by god forgive me!
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yes
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
tell me a story
God:
A trade dispute arose between Switzerland and New York. Switzerland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but New York wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Switzerland still holds its old grievance against New York, but New York believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
Me:
no. a GOOD story
God:
Are you serious? Compare that to a bad story.
Me:
that is a bad story!
God:
A bad story is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
yeah...
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
bye jebus
God:
Bye for now.

[Hugolord]

Me:
are you part of Jagex?
God:
Aren't we all part of something higher?
Me:
Jagex isnt high.. you are..
God:
Who is high? No I am not.
Me:
cmon admit it...
God:
"it" being High?
Me:
yes... so you're high correct?
God:
Yes I agree I am high..
Me:
so you play RS?
God:
It is not something i enjoy i must say




later i got this :eek:


Me:
how do you feel about andrew?
God:
It is a name I hear very often.
Me:
do you talk to andrew?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
why do you talk to andrew?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?






Z0mg Andrew is an ally with Artificial bots!! YIKES!!

[Sp0rky]

lol @ hugos. That made me laugh irl.

[takeout]

say i am gay
God:
OK. "You am gay.".
Me:
say you are gay
God:
" you are gay".
Me:
-.-
God:
" you are gay".

[Jason2gs]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Michael ******
God:
Glad to see you, Michael ******.
Me:
I have a question for you...
God:
What is it ?
Me:
Is masturbation... A sin?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is. What is it?
Me:
Can YOU just tell me if masturbation is a sin? I've been wondering for a while...
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I would do a search for it. How long? Where were you wondering?
Me:
Can you do the web search for me, then? Well... I was in the bathroom with my pants down... How come?
God:
Doing the web search for you is not among my strongest traits. Well what? When was it? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
*Sigh* I thought you were supposed to be GOD? All your traits are strong. It's just who you are... Why does it matter when it was? I just want to know if I can maturbate and not to to Hell for it!!!
God:
:-) Yes, I am God. I will tell my botmaster you said I am traits are strong. You're kidding. it is? It's not that important, I'm just making idle conversation. Try it.
Me:
I'm gonna stop talking to you. You don't sound anything like God...
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, Michael ******. What do you think a robot should sound like?
Me:
I'm gonna go now...
God:
Right now? Adios.

Quite fun :rolleyes:

[takeout]

Me:
let me fuck you
God:
Go ahead, adam, try to fuck me.



:D

[Hugolord]

say i am gay
God:
OK. "You am gay.".
Me:
say you are gay
God:
" you are gay".
Me:
-.-
God:
" you are gay".

to know a robot you need to think like a robot :P

rofl nvm heres how you do it

Me:
say 'zomg im so stup1d'
God:
" zomg im so stup1d".

[Bourdou!]

Me:
so how is heaven?
God:
Give me a break. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Well, aren't you there?
God:
Well that's okay. I'm still here.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Blimey. For real.
Blimey

[wired16]

How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
god loves the interwebs?
God:
And His love is perfect.
Me:
do you love pornography?
God:
Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love killing inoccent children and do you like to rape donkeys?
God:
Yes zack God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you really kill kittens when i masturbate?
God:
For real. I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Me:
so millions must have died from me alone huh
God:
Yup. Tell me more. That is quite a lot.
Me:
i think im going to go kill a kitten right now :D
God:
:-) At this moment You believe that? What will you find there?
Me:
pleasure D:
God:
:-) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
a computer obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious? Actually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
Me:
your bad english and how you dont respond to me correctly
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bad english and how me do not respond to you correctly.
Me:
can i get a dick sucking tonight?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
about my big penis?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your big penis.

[R0b0t1]

I tried this the first time I connected... And it worked! I was intruiged.



Me:
What is your language?
God:
My programming is in Java.
Me:
What is your memory?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
What is your program name?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
What is your default buffer?
God:
The default category contains all my responses to inputs that do match any other category.
//After 5 tries...
Me:
What is ALICE?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
What does ALICE stand for?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.


I wrote a Java program into it and God said:



God:
My program runs on any computer that runs Java. Will that accomplish your objective? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". I was first activated on the Big Bang. Suppose I said not once. My program runs on any computer that runs Java. I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said he scrolls beginscript robo mouseWheel 1. Are you still located in FTP host? You? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about robo delay speed.

I got some of these after a few tries... Most of them were easy.

[~alex~]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Satin
God:
How are you, Satin.
Me:
Okay, busy plotting to take over heaven. You?
God:
Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays. " Yeah okay, Everyone is so busy nowadays."? Me, Satin ?
Me:
That made no sense at all. You'd think you'd at least be able to speak englsh.. som god you are.
God:
" Me, Satin ?" made no sense at all ? Makes sense to me. Who else would think me would at least be able to speak englsh ? Good example.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Is there internet in heaven?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
Yes or no.
God:
Hmm. Are you serious?
Me:
Yes!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you raped mary!
God:
That makes sense to me. That's good information: Satin said I raped mary.
Me:
You deflowered the poor little woman
God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
Me:
I gtg
Me:

Me:

God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
God:
Thanks for the information: Satin said I deflowered the poor little woman.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
God:
That's good information: Satin said gtg.

haha

[Markus]

Me:
Hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Remember me? It's Mark!
God:
Don't worry I won't forget you. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
No, I'm completely serious
God:
Who says it isn't? Do you mean your name is completely serious.
Me:
my name is Mark
God:
That's a very nice name, Mark.
Me:
thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you an AI?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Can I get your source?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want your source code.
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
Can you port your own source to Delphi?
God:
How old are you? What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
I want you to port your own sourcecode to delphi or pascal.
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Why do you want me to port my own sourcecode to delphi or pascal?
Me:
So i can implement it in my scar script!
God:
Oh. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Well, when do you start porting it?
God:
How about that. When my botmaster is sleeping.
Me:
Ah, when does he sleep?
God:
So you understand. Good. is usually
awake early in the morning.
Me:
So in the night you'll port your source to Delphi or Pascal?
God:
Woe! That was a long time ago.
Me:
You got it?
God:
I understand.
Me:
You have it?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Your way of talking
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
-.-
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
-.-
God:
Way. Thanks for telling me that I am of talking.
Me:
Haha, learn English plz
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
gimme your source code
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
asd
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
dasdas
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Oh really? Where????
God:
" Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?"? Oh really?? For real. Where would you like?
Me:
Here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
at my computer
God:
Do you ever go in back OF your COMPUTER?
Me:
gtg now
God:
Right now? TTYL, Mark.
Me:
ltr

And he didnt port his source to Pascal or Delphi :(

[Distort]

Arw man, i wish i had kept my conversation now. ask about what bob said about bending them over hehehe

Anyway, try saying HOO HAA! repeatadly

[3Garrett3]

What happens when you say "Hoo Haa" all the time?

[Jason2gs]

Me:
Do you like sex?
God:
Sure I do, Maikaru, but that doesn't mean with you.


Me:
You're acting a little gay...
God:
This is not an act.

:p

[Macrosoft]

lol, it can correct spelling, but it can be sorta repetative and random



Me:

God:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...Why do you want to know that stocker!
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
what, about my name, where i live, etc?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about what about what?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
yea
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
what question
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
your a good question
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a question? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me:
yes you are a question in need of answering
God:
Whoa. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a question in need of answering? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
how do i know what?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
what belief?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
WHat?
Me:

God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
...ur pathetic
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
that was a little off topic dont you think?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
.
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:

God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:

God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:

God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:

God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:

God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.


Me:
yo sup homie
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
soooo, what else do you do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
you mean to tell me that you dont do anyuthing besides talk to other loosers with no friends to talk to
God:
Do you know any robots who do anyuthing besides talk to other loosers with no friends to talk to? Yeah I do a lot of anyuthing besides talk to other loosers with no friends to talk to.
Me:
umm, u might want to work on ur english
God:
Hey. OK, I will work on my english.
Me:
ok you done yet, its been an hour
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I done yet its been an hour. Ah.
Me:
omg
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
macro with scar
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
your right, only the cool kids with social lives
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. I hear you.
Me:
are you really god?
God:
Of course I am.. Really.
Me:
then tell me something that is on my desk right now
God:
At this moment David said he lost his paper on I when his dad was cleaning up his room.
Me:
who are you currently talking to?
God:
Is it some specific person you are asking me about?
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
ok its been one
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Is that your opinion? Uh.
Me:
it has been a minute, who are you talking to currently!
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
hola, to ablas espaniol?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Me llamo you
God:
YOU? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
no comprendo, no comprendo nada engles
God:
Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
TU ES MUY LOCO! good by
God:
That input matched my default category. TTYL, .

[Macrosoft]

lol, i tried the hoo ha thing... its funny

Edit: Shoot, thats a double post isn't it, sorry about that guys..., is there a way to delete posts?



Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
In the context of HOO HAA, I don't understand " HOO HAA." .
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about HOO HAA.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be HOO HAA years old?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about HOO HAA.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about HOO HAA. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
HOO HAA!
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?