View Full Version : My Dog Named SEX

09-20-2007, 10:18 AM
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too" then I said "but this is a dog" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "but you don't understand I have had Sex since I was 9 years old. He replied that I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for me and my wife and a separate room for Sex. He said every room in this place is for sex. I said "you don't understand. Sex keeps me awake all night" and the clerk replied "me too".

I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I could have sold tickets for that "but you don't understand, I hope to have Sex on T.V." He called me a Show off.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor I had sex before we were married". The judge said "me too". Then I told him that after we were married sex left me. He replied "me too".

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A cop came over and asked me "What are you doing wandering around the alley at 4 am for?" I replied "I am looking for Sex" My case comes up in court on Friday.


09-20-2007, 10:40 AM
haha rotfl.

Remembered a story: a manager in a supermarket once asked be blunty:"What do you think of sex on T.V.?" I replied I didnt watch T.V. that often. Then he said:" I tried it three times but I fell of (the T.V.) three times"

09-20-2007, 10:43 AM
I hope none of this is real :p

09-20-2007, 11:48 AM
OMG haha! Funny stuff :p

09-20-2007, 12:08 PM
my mate showed it to me on a web page one day it makes me chuckle

09-20-2007, 01:01 PM
Heh :p Where did you find that?

09-20-2007, 01:06 PM
http://www.esatclear.ie/~irish.trade/gj000006.htm (http://www.esatclear.ie/%7Eirish.trade/gj000006.htm)

thats the one i got from my mate, but there are plenty of web pages that have copied it/added a different ending, but i like the original best

09-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Haha, its hilarious.

I'd feel sorry for the guy that happened to..

09-20-2007, 03:44 PM
im pretty sure it is just a very well thought out joke :) this wouldn't happen irl

09-20-2007, 03:51 PM
whaha that made me rofl irl. :)

09-20-2007, 04:21 PM
Haha, nice one. When i opened the thread I thought it would be some kind of immature 'i have a dog, called sex! lol!', but these actaully made me rofl irl.

Thank you.

09-21-2007, 05:46 AM
what a great story i really enjoyed that, i might post some of the jokes i get from my girlfriends dad they are good aswell, well i will have to get them checked by a admin to see if i am allowed to but hopefully i can

09-21-2007, 06:40 AM
lol what u mean checked by an admin? just post em

09-21-2007, 08:43 AM
ok i will make a new thread with them on

09-21-2007, 04:55 PM
Lmao. Nice.

09-21-2007, 06:17 PM
Lol Funny As hell

09-22-2007, 12:47 AM
LOL Funny... made my day! i want to name my dog sex!

09-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Fakawi's post is just as funny. =P

09-23-2007, 02:08 PM
which post is that you are talking about?
EDIT: oh that one up there ^ yeah its alright

09-23-2007, 05:55 PM
Hehe, I've seen a much, much longer version of this. The ending is he goes to a psychiatrist who tells him that he's way to addicted to sex and tells him to get a dog :D .

09-23-2007, 08:54 PM
reminds me of my sig

09-23-2007, 11:23 PM

Interesting find...>.>

And speaking of you sig...I really don't like it.

09-24-2007, 01:43 AM
yeh please remove it...

09-24-2007, 02:55 AM
yeh please remove it...

ok fine... :f:

09-24-2007, 05:47 AM
that was a joke :) i fooled you.:eek:

09-24-2007, 05:56 AM
This is sooo not a "Boring Stories", it was great :D

09-24-2007, 07:01 PM
This is sooo not a "Boring Stories", it was great :D
Yes :) I also lol'd irl.

09-24-2007, 07:09 PM
Hahahaha !! Rofl !! I Love That!!

09-24-2007, 11:04 PM
whaha that made me rofl irl. :)

Aahahahhah, Same here....

You Joker

09-25-2007, 03:40 AM
YAY! IM POPULAR! *Czepa rejoices with tears of love and happiness*