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Lokito
09-24-2007, 04:46 PM
I think the title is self-explanatory.

If you're not sure what a surrealist compliment would be, here are a few examples:

"Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude."

"You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic."

"The goats you buy shed a perfume that makes Marxism so terribly clear to me."

"You are the sound of one lip kissing."

I think you get the idea.

Hugolord
09-24-2007, 05:08 PM
meh my english aint too good =/

luminescence breeds in your finest moments of desperation (?)

Jackrawl
09-24-2007, 10:32 PM
Anuses prominently appear on your face in times of casualness.
(Like this? It's the flaming club after all..)

Bourdou!
09-25-2007, 12:53 AM
You tend to eat salami often (I dunno any big words :p)

Jackrawl
09-26-2007, 12:34 AM
Words often appear out of your ass in times of your lips moving!
(uh...what?)

Czepa
09-26-2007, 05:45 AM
you appear to be unintentionally confused about the science involved in Albert Einstein's theory of relativity

rkroxpunk
09-26-2007, 02:35 PM
Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents!

God I love google :D

Bourdou!
09-26-2007, 08:41 PM
You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils.

ShowerThoughts
09-26-2007, 09:42 PM
''if you like CHEESE you like vodka'' ;)

shaunthasheep
09-26-2007, 09:54 PM
You show your genius when the luminescence of your visual display is off and the borderline of your paws are not inputting your deepest thoughts and opinions into the database of these maturing forums.

Bourdou!
09-26-2007, 10:05 PM
Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.

Lokito
09-27-2007, 08:47 PM
Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.I've heard that one before. :D

Bourdou!
09-27-2007, 09:41 PM
The fact that you are unable to give the gentleperson above you a surrealist compliment shows your uncanny ability to totally and completely ignore the rules placed by yourself and toe the line.

n3ss3s
09-28-2007, 02:35 PM
You tend to eat salami often (I dunno any big words )
roflmao! :D That would get to my sig as a quote, but lets save you from humiliation =)

Umm doesnt compliment mean something that you like the person has done?

Those examples didnt sound like that so plz answer, im not sure.

Czepa
09-28-2007, 02:37 PM
eats pleasant dingle berries

shaunthasheep
09-28-2007, 06:18 PM
eats pleasant dingle berries

The fact that those dingle berries are belonging to you makes you a tremendous fudge-packer.

Czepa
09-29-2007, 03:48 PM
monkey thinks that money grows on trees

shaunthasheep
09-29-2007, 03:49 PM
monkey thinks that money grows on trees
Czepa doesn't know what a Surrealist compliment is and i'm too lazy to think one up. I'm posting too much.

Lokito
10-02-2007, 12:53 AM
Czepa doesn't know what a Surrealist compliment is and i'm too lazy to think one up. I'm posting too much.Madame! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

Jackrawl
10-07-2007, 06:05 PM
Your face is as purple as twisted nipples in times of ...being seen.

Pancakes
10-07-2007, 11:32 PM
Wow this one is hard...

The relection of your face warps the time / space continum into a chaotic choreography of movement.

Yes, I did make that up on my own.