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R0b0t1
10-25-2007, 08:08 PM
Well, my strangest punishment ever threatened was that if I ever get caught having sex, I'll have to carry around a ten pound baby doll for a year (according to my parents, that includes school).


Strangest ever received was I got punched by all of my uncles when I got a D in research.

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Harry
10-25-2007, 08:10 PM
Hmmmm.. mine was when I was caught on p0rn site once. I was banned from internet for like 1 month :|

JuKKa
10-25-2007, 08:32 PM
Was when i got caught for smashing a window i had to cut the grass which is really fun with one of those things u sit and drive with so.. i dont know if its a punishment. So yes its the strangest.

XcanadamanX
10-25-2007, 08:50 PM
i threw some rocks at this old guys fence a looong time ago ( hes dead now) and then i had to sweep up his sidewalk ( im still confused on why i had to sweep his sidewalk)

Timer
10-25-2007, 08:53 PM
Well, my strangest punishment ever threatened was that if I ever get caught having sex, I'll have to carry around a ten pound baby doll for a year (according to my parents, that includes school).


Strangest ever received was I got punched by all of my uncles when I got a D in research.

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same with me exsept... I would be grounded 1 year.. :eek:

Jackrawl
10-25-2007, 09:09 PM
I got banned from a wc3ft mod when I told some kid (who turned out to be an admin) that he wouldn't stop camping unless he saw a 10 foot penis - and if he did he'd start rushing towards it.

Sp0rky
10-25-2007, 10:36 PM
Someone seriously threatened to 'stop giving me pizzas' once at my school a long time ago. I laughed...

A bit random.

Runescape Pro
10-25-2007, 10:48 PM
I was threatened my life by my friends mom... i forget y tho. shes a b*tch XD

bullzeye95
10-25-2007, 11:05 PM
Hmmmm.. mine was when I was caught on p0rn site once. I was banned from internet for like 1 month :|

That's all??? I very nearly got caught once. My parents found a bunch of URLs in my address bar (most of which were some idiot that came over I think...). I was like "o fak they caught me". But, being the genius I am ( (h) ), and they the computer idiots they are, I said "I had a popup explosion once. In FireFox, popups go into the address bar. I guess some bad things popped up." They bought it xD


Strangest punishment... my parents are pretty sane.

R0b0t1
10-26-2007, 01:58 AM
Ahahah! Those are pretty funny :p.


Its amazing how many peoples relate to porn or having sex 0.0

Runescapian321
10-26-2007, 02:07 AM
Heh, the worst (I guess you could call it strangest too since I've only been punished about 3 times in my life lol) was being ground for 1 week because I was on the computer for about 9 hours one day...Well, I'm on the computer that long every so often, cept they only caught me once.

z0mg losing the computer for a week is a million times worse than any of your punishments! :fiery:

bullzeye95
10-26-2007, 02:33 AM
Your parents would have a cow if I was their son. I'm on from the time I get home from school, till about 11:00 PM. That's about 7 hours a day on weekdays. Weekends... I don't even want to do the math!

Sp0rky
10-26-2007, 02:44 AM
Haha, yeah I know what you mean bullzeye, if I didn't have a job, I would never get a break from my computer.

legendaryhero90
10-26-2007, 03:49 AM
strangest punishment i ever got was at school.

some kid was picking a fight with an asian group (i think 12 or more people were in that group) at our school.

he apparently got beat up (though i think he deserved it since he was trash talking about Asians *extremely offensive jokes*)

when the teachers/ hall monitors got around, they just started accusing me (I was in a different group btw, and a pretty diverse group at that) of being one of the attackers because i was Asian (WHOA RACIST MUCH???).

the teachers on duty specifically pointed their fingers at me (btw, i was still unclear as to what had happen because i didnt see the fight...) and took me into the principal's office.

i sat there as the teachers scolded at my face and i wasnt even given a chance to defend myself.

Later, they caught the REAL guy ditching class and said they confirmed it was he that started it and not me.

the teachers and monitors basically let me loose,but now whenever they see me, they IGNORE ME as if i dont even EXIST...wtf???

so yeah... in my sense this is still punishment for me though i was wrongly accused of.

i now believe i go to a VERY racist/ biased school even though they have things like World Culture fairs and various ethical student group organizations and clubs...

Life sucks in my sense...

Pancakes
10-26-2007, 12:50 PM
Meh my parents dont care whether I'm having sex or on a porn site.. with sex its your own choice really, not your parents, and porn is just the same except your too lonely to find sex :D

Can't think of any strange punishments right now :s

n3ss3s
10-26-2007, 05:02 PM
z0mg losing the computer for a week is a million times worse than any of your punishments!

Not sarcasm, life.

Well I havent had many, but the most weird propably was when I was on 6th, me and my friends went to woods 50 meters away from our school to play a lil with fireworks which is anyways illegal in Finland when its not new year - one of my "friends" - not a real friend but a "friend", had these "thunderkings"

http://www.pyrostar.fi/imgs/tuotteet/pommit/magnum_thunderking.jpg

And "Roman candles"

http://www.pyrostar.fi/imgs/roomaiset0.gif

and we had this great idea of putting the gunpowder from the roman candle to the thunderking for a little extra "boom", so, this tuned up thunderking made pretty good "b0000m!" and then someone walking a dog 'noticed' and reported to our school, next day, our bitch principle (she is really noob) made everyone there, even people who were only watching to write exactly what happened, like she would be god damn something like important person or something...

That was strange, plus they didnt report to police as they should've etc :D

R0b0t1
10-26-2007, 07:42 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!

But I'm way more pyro than you n3ss.


OMG! I just though of one you should do: Get some acetylene gas (used in welding torches) and fill a trash bag with it. Get a roman candle and stand back as far as the roman candle will shoot (or you'll go deaf/die). Shoot it at it an BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm.

Make sure you don't do it in a neighborhood though: because besides the police thinking it was a terrorist attack, it'll blow the block's windows out.


good times... I did have to buy a guy a new window - I did it with a party balloon.

Jackrawl
10-26-2007, 11:40 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA!

But I'm way more pyro than you n3ss.


OMG! I just though of one you should do: Get some acetylene gas (used in welding torches) and fill a trash bag with it. Get a roman candle and stand back as far as the roman candle will shoot (or you'll go deaf/die). Shoot it at it an BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOm.

Make sure you don't do it in a neighborhood though: because besides the police thinking it was a terrorist attack, it'll blow the block's windows out.


good times... I did have to buy a guy a new window - I did it with a party balloon.
lol robot. I should do that sometime.

Kik
10-27-2007, 12:57 AM
Once my dad told me 'no computer until 7 o'clock tonight unless it had to do with computer programming or something with school' when I was on the computer for a while (doing homework, but he always thinks I'm just playing video games).

No punishment for me.

Lacky
10-27-2007, 04:37 AM
Because I am always on the computer (it's my life basically, I would die without it), I was sent outside. So I just went to a computer internet arcade place. My parents knew about it, but they didn't do anything about it...lol

R0b0t1
10-28-2007, 03:53 AM
Odd? Well :p I have lots more explosive stuff.

Cut the ends off of sparklers (the part with the powder) and tape them together, leaving a way to light it with a fuse or other sparkler. Stand it up on a stake and light it. Get far far far away. It'll explode, and the explosion is so hot if the sparklers were made of metal it'd disintegrate.


New rule: Keep your sexuality in bed or on the fold-out couch. Keep explosive shit to fourth of July. (The fourth of July is like New Years, except the kids get to drink too)

Lacky
10-28-2007, 04:05 AM
With the sparklers we have over here, they are metal ^^. :p

I will have to try!

EDIT: Woo! 150th Post! :p

cocodog13
10-28-2007, 03:43 PM
caught on a p0rn site... an im thinkin "oh crap" an my dad go's "wtf you on that site for? its rubbish?!" wierdest thing ever... lol

Lacky
10-29-2007, 08:52 AM
It's rubbish? lol

Your father is a perv :p (Meh, I can't talk, same thing 'ere).

red eyes 20
11-05-2007, 04:25 PM
wow ten pounds for a year, that's harsh

Psychor
11-08-2007, 11:58 PM
I was 13 and just came back from the lunchbreak at school, me and 5 of my classmates went to the toilet, only to find it completely trashed. Course, right after us a teacher came in who blamed us.
We where taken to the principal and he ordered us to write a 4 page essay about what happened. Believe me, it's not easy to fill 4 pages about finding a place trashed, but i managed.
Anyways, after reading them the principal told us to write them again, cause they where not the truth.
My next essay only was a few lines saying:
"You where not there, so you can never judge what really happened or not. I'm allready convicted in your eyes, so do your worst"
His worst was being expelled for 3 days.

And i didn't do it!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, i got my revenge a week after that, when i put a marble in the tailpipe of his car. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Psychor