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R0b0t1
12-02-2007, 03:56 AM
Print it out and see:


http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/66/PSC.jpg






AHAHAHAHAHA!

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 04:02 AM
I'd just like to say I set the record that is over 4" longer then the Extraordinarly Large one...

No chart yet is big enough :p

:)

Here
12-02-2007, 04:17 AM
I feel you Hobbit, I'm not even on the chart either. *Ahem* (Hope everyone gets what I mean. If you don't then have a good laugh, then read through some of my other posts.)

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 04:21 AM
Didn't say I wasnt on it ;)
Just too big

ROFL Nice one Here (Here is a girl btw if you didnt get above post)

Here
12-02-2007, 04:24 AM
HAHAHA! NOT IMPRESSIVE!

But that's kinda grotesque.

Wait I mean kinda hot

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 04:31 AM
HAHAHA! NOT IMPRESSIVE!

But that's kinda grotesque.

Wait I mean kinda hot

Why thank you ;)

Here
12-02-2007, 04:37 AM
... Editing posts is NOT fair.

R0b0t1
12-02-2007, 04:38 AM
Oh shit! Post count does effect your penis size!



I knew it... Hobbit has proved this >=]




EDIT: Now I must research the size of a vaginal cavity.
EDIT EDIT: Didn't really learn anything. But I learned where the g-spot is :).
EDIT EDIT EDIT: But like I'll need to use that knowledge anytime soon. Lol.

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 04:40 AM
... Editing posts is NOT fair.

You know its true ;)

@ Robot

What about Boreas...
Wow he's almost 4000 posts
:eek:

Here
12-02-2007, 04:41 AM
WRONG! According to that equation, my "penis" would be a third of Hobbit's...

And Hobbit, if you're going to keep that there, could you make the "Post edited by" a part of the main post in big (size 72) red letters? Ha.

R0b0t1
12-02-2007, 04:47 AM
No: This is God's formula...


if (Male) then PenisSize:= ratioofsomekind(PostCount);

Here
12-02-2007, 04:52 AM
Aha. Lemme guess, most forum-goers have a minuscule penis, sizes of needle-pricks? You forgot to set a minimum amount.

And to your edits above, I don't believe girls argue that "my pussy is bigger (or deeper) than yours." Those stupid arguments belong to the men.

R0b0t1
12-02-2007, 05:00 AM
I never said they did. I wanted to find out why such a large penis would cause discomfort. ;)


Well, I can atest to most of the leechers being man-women :)

lolpie
12-02-2007, 05:05 AM
Aha. Lemme guess, most forum-goers have a minuscule penis, sizes of needle-pricks? You forgot to set a minimum amount.

And to your edits above, I don't believe girls argue that "my pussy is bigger (or deeper) than yours." Those stupid arguments belong to the men.

Woo man-bashing. I was wondering when that comment would be thrown in there :)

Off-topic: 10 points to anyone who can guess which show or movie the quote in my sig is from.

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 05:05 AM
Lol 0 posts :p

add this to your formula

if (Female) or (Here) then Exit; ;)

Here
12-02-2007, 05:21 AM
I bash stupid things, not men. But there's a identity in there somewhere...

legendaryhero90
12-02-2007, 05:30 AM
someone in here is homo? (get it? :D )

Narcle
12-02-2007, 09:27 AM
Aha. Lemme guess, most forum-goers have a minuscule penis, sizes of needle-pricks? You forgot to set a minimum amount.

And to your edits above, I don't believe girls argue that "my pussy is bigger (or deeper) than yours." Those stupid arguments belong to the men.

Who would seriously take the time to measure? I mean what the hell would you use to measure the "depth" with? A fucking rod with inch's/cm's on it?

For us guys is in plain site, why the fuck not?

for the geeks:

function PostalPenisSize:extended;
begin
result := -1;
If (female) or ("here") then exit;
if postcount < 50 then
begin
result := 0;
exit;
end;
if postcount > 50 then
begin
result := postcount/100;
end;
end;

Boreas
12-02-2007, 06:29 PM
I have had the highest post count for more than 4 hours, does that mean I need to see a doctor?

Hobbit
12-02-2007, 07:28 PM
function PostalPenisSize:extended;
begin
result := -1;
If (female) or ("here") then exit;
if postcount < 50 then
begin
result := 0;
exit;
end;
if postcount > 50 then
begin
result := postcount/100;
end;
end;


Tells me I'm 30.53 inches :p

Wow Boreas needa get that checked out lol

Hugolord
12-02-2007, 07:34 PM
You know its true ;)

@ Robot

What about Boreas...
Wow he's almost 4000 posts
:eek:

so the amount of posts you have is related to your penis size? =O

yay im more than average then!

Narcle
12-02-2007, 08:24 PM
Tells me I'm 30.53 inches :p

Wow Boreas needa get that checked out lol

Yeah I think I might have to make it into a square root systems. lol
Elephant dicks for the 2k+ posts. Once someone hits 10k its a fucking whale. O.o

ZaSz
12-02-2007, 09:08 PM
Im more than average really! ***got back from bathroom***

Here
12-02-2007, 09:10 PM
A fucking rod? Was that meant to be a pun?

Anyways, is your penis in plain sight all the time? Don't get out much, do you? You have to measure the penis with a stick too, you know. Can't just estimate with your hand.

And to Boreas: If you haven't passed out yet, you have extremely high amounts of blood. Good thing or bad, that's a lot of endurance.

Harry
12-02-2007, 09:12 PM
Woah.. Here, I didn't know you were such a dirty girl :) lol

Sp0rky
12-02-2007, 09:16 PM
Why isn't 1 inch there? =(

Hugolord
12-02-2007, 09:18 PM
Why isn't 1 inch there? =(

ouch i feel you bro!

DISCRIMINATION?!!!

Harry
12-02-2007, 09:18 PM
Why isn't 1 inch there? =(

Cause most people (with a few exceptions *cough) have a longer than 1 inch penz0r o)O

Here
12-02-2007, 09:23 PM
Dirty girl? What, does that make all the people who posted here dirty? I don't revel in fantasies of sex - I'm just stating facts. If you're referring to my post about Hobbit's supposed penis size, check who edited that post.

And I'm not totally ignorant of sex because I'm a girl, no less than you know because you're a boy. That's idiotic.

Boreas
12-02-2007, 09:39 PM
A fucking rod? Was that meant to be a pun?

Anyways, is your penis in plain sight all the time? Don't get out much, do you? You have to measure the penis with a stick too, you know. Can't just estimate with your hand.

And to Boreas: If you haven't passed out yet, you have extremely high amounts of blood. Good thing or bad, that's a lot of endurance.

The rest of my body is ghostly pale. Damn, doctors are closed on Sunday.

King of Knives
12-02-2007, 09:51 PM
I just discovered something:
SRL is (mostly) powered by testosteron.

Interesting to see how much this reminds me of a locker-room, lol :P

-Knives

goider
12-03-2007, 12:42 AM
no, all about testosterone.... and by the formula currently im smalle then 2 inches, now that is more then untrue.......

lol, and whos idea was this?

Here
12-03-2007, 12:47 AM
More than untrue which way? Remember to be specific...

R0b0t1
12-03-2007, 01:02 AM
I think Boreas may be a porn star.



Porn Stars

The porn star is a regular participant in pornographic materials. Grown in special underground vats in Arizona, the porn star is genetically engineered (in the case of females) to store all body fat in the boobs and to grow no body hair. The vagina of a female porn star actually contains negative hair, microscopic nanobots that will consume hair, children, Mormons, and other pests upon contact. The male porn star, meanwhile, is designed to carry a penis so large that upon obtaining erection, the porn star will immediately pass out from low blood pressure elsewhere in his body, and can only be revived from playing a mixture of Barney and Fox News. Unfortunately for the porn stars, they are also designed to crave companionship, but since they are filthy disease factories, they will inevitably kill anyone they fuck. As a result, most porn stars resort to partnering with enormous objects, leading to instances such as goatse and Bill O'Reilly.

goider
12-03-2007, 02:55 AM
meaning, that if you divide my postcount by 100 it comes up with an inacuarate estimation of erectile size....

Here
12-03-2007, 03:42 AM
I mean, inaccurate which way? Smaller or bigger? The details matter.

goider
12-03-2007, 04:15 AM
haha, i will not divilge such information, lmfao.... i will merely state innacurate... i'd say an exaduration, and exaduration of what.... you decide, it could be exadurating how small it is, large, wide, thin, you decide XD haah:D ;)

To avoid the dreaded double post~

have some of this sex!

thx Santa for helping me feel stupid XD, and overal remembering floats

program Epenis;
///--How big is your Epenis?--\\\
///We all know it's by postcount\\\
///------------And Rep------------\\\
{.include SRL/SRL.scar}
{-----------------------------------------------------------------------------}

Const
Inches = True; //True for Inches, False for Centimeters.
Female = False; //Are you a girl?
PostCount = 1324; //How many posts do you have on srl-forums?
Reputation = 1548; //And how about your rep?
L337 = False; //D0 Y0U W4N7 T3H L337 5P34KZ?
{_________________________________________________ _____________________________}
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
{************************************************* *****************************}

var
EpenisResult, MyPenis: Extended;


Procedure YourEpenis;
begin
MyPenis:=(Reputation)*15+(PostCount)
if (Inches) then EpenisResult:=MyPenis/100
if (Inches=false) then EpenisResult:=(MyPenis/100)*2.54
exit;
end;

Procedure NoPenis;
begin
WriteLn('You Most Certainly Do Not Have A Penis!')
end;

Begin
ClearDebug;
if (Female) then NoPenis;
if (Female) then Exit;
YourEpenis;
WriteLn('Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-')
WriteLn('.')
Wait(500)
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-')
WriteLn('...')
Wait(500)
ClearDebug
WriteLn('Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-')
WriteLn('.....')
Wait(500)
ClearDebug
WriteLn('Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-')
WriteLn('.......')
Wait(500)
ClearDebug
WriteLn('Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-')
WriteLn('.........')
Wait(2000)

If (Inches) then
begin
If (L337) then WriteLn(' 50 BY 1N73RN37 574ND4RD5, Y0UR 3PENIXXX 15: ' +FloatToStr(EpenisResult)+' 1NCH35 L0NG.')
Else
WriteLn(' So by Internet standards, your SRL Epenis is: ' +FloatToStr(EpenisResult)+ ' inches long.');
end;

If (Inches=False) then
begin
If (L337) then WriteLn(' 50 BY 1N73RN37 574ND4RD5, Y0UR 3PENIXXX 15: ' +FloatToStr(EpenisResult)+' C3N71M37R35 L0NG.')
Else
WriteLn(' So by Internet standards, your SRL Epenis is: ' +FloatToStr(EpenisResult)+ ' centimeters long.');
end;

If (inches) then
begin
if(EpenisResult<4) then
begin
WriteLn(' ')
WriteLn(' ')
Wait (2000)
WriteLn(' Wow! I am sorry, you have a tiny SRL Epenis.')
end;
if(EpenisResult>12) then
begin
WriteLn(' ')
WriteLn(' ')
Wait (2000)
WriteLn(' Wow! Do You pass out when you get an erection?')
end;
end;

If (Inches=false) then
begin
if(EpenisResult<10.16) then
begin
WriteLn(' ')
WriteLn(' ')
Wait (2000)
WriteLn(' Wow! I am sorry, you have a tiny SRL Epenis.')
end;
if(EpenisResult>30.48) then
begin
WriteLn(' ')
WriteLn(' ')
Wait (2000)
WriteLn(' Wow! Do You pass out when you get an erection?')
end;
end;

WriteLn('---------------------------------------------------------------------')

end.

Narcle
12-03-2007, 11:09 AM
A fucking rod? Was that meant to be a pun?

Anyways, is your penis in plain sight all the time? Don't get out much, do you? You have to measure the penis with a stick too, you know. Can't just estimate with your hand.

And to Boreas: If you haven't passed out yet, you have extremely high amounts of blood. Good thing or bad, that's a lot of endurance.

A pun? Not really, it was a simple deduction. And a rod isn't needed to measure your own penis. Just get the measuring tape out, can't lie with a direct measurement.

@goider... wow man just wow

Dan Cardin
12-03-2007, 12:35 PM
Hmmmmmmmm, We Will Calculate The Size of Your SRL Epenis-
.........
So by Internet standards, your SRL Epenis is: 19.7 inches long
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Successfully executed:)

goider
12-03-2007, 09:55 PM
haha, my first scirpt in a while, so i decided to make a simple fun script, lol... the people in general scripts had fun with it, damn 20 inch penis'

mastaraymond
12-03-2007, 10:10 PM
Oh noez, i printed it out and tested..*shocked*.. It didn't even fit the lowest, WTF its to small! =(..

R0b0t1
12-03-2007, 10:13 PM
They measure it with the length erect... *cough*

bullzeye95
12-03-2007, 11:50 PM
They measure it with the length erect... *cough*

He tried to get a boner, but his mother forbid him to watch gay pr0n :(

Dan Cardin
12-04-2007, 12:00 PM
forgot to say, that in that script u need to subtract spam..the only pronlem is u dont really know how much spam people have spammed :P

and how do u know it wasnt erect =\

goider
12-04-2007, 10:05 PM
bahhh shhhhh, it's their internet labedo

R0b0t1
12-04-2007, 10:39 PM
This thread has gone from a chart depicting the size of penises, to vaginas, to "Does a higher postcount make a bigger penis?", to measuring vaginas, to Boreas' dick, to Boreas as a porn star, to measuring penises, to Gay Pr0n.

Wow?

I lost the game.

goider
12-04-2007, 10:52 PM
STOP THAT! i hate losing!

Here
12-05-2007, 04:09 AM
...

The conversation got a lot more explicit.

Does it excite you men to talk about how long your virtual penis is?

lolpie
12-05-2007, 08:03 AM
I had a feeling the conversation was explicit the moment you posted a picture of penis sizes...

gothguydante
12-05-2007, 08:33 AM
Off-topic: 10 points to anyone who can guess which show or movie the quote in my sig is from.
Thats the office and that show Fucking rocks!!!
And it was Michael Scott who said it that was a good episode...

this tread rocks!!!!!!!! it went form weird to crazy in -10 min...
and Boreas is Ron Jeremy i tell you!!!

Watch your language!

R0b0t1
12-06-2007, 03:09 AM
Yes, Here, my penis gives me grate pride.

goider
12-07-2007, 08:08 PM
i lose, and use my script, everyone knows its much better then real life.