footballjds
01-29-2008, 01:49 PM
I'm aware some may stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care, Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair. In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care.
Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate éclair,
And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? -- George Carlin (b.1937 Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author and created "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," 1972 )
In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care, Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonair. In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there, Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No fair!" A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair! Show it you care.
Wear it to there. Or to there. Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care? Au contraire! Spare hair is fair! In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astaire got no hair, Nor does a chair, Nor nor a chocolate éclair,
And where is the hair on a pear? Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care? -- George Carlin (b.1937 Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author and created "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," 1972 )