Just Kidding
03-08-2008, 01:36 AM
I just did a 2 day visit to jail for some moronic stuff "Disorderly conduct" Well anyways I know 2 days is nothing like 30 years but I had never been to jail and was in for a suprise because the jail was over crowded.
I got no slippers I had only my socks on because the cops would not let me put mine on when I got arrested. I got stuck in a holding cell with no pillow or floor mat no bed and 1 stinking nasty cover to use as a pillow and for warmth in a freezing cell. I also had no toilet, and had to beg to use one after holding my piss for 9 hours or so at a time.
I ate my first meals but decided to eat no more till I bailed out because the first time I took a piss, I got took across the hall to a cell full of people staring at you the whole time and the toilet is in the wide open. Its tiny with no lid and the cop stares at your pecker the whole time through the window. Everyone in the cell is talking to you behind your back and your trying to aim a 9 hour about to burst piss into a tiny little hole without peeing on the seat so you dont get beat to death.
The reason I didnt eat is because I really could not imagine having to take a big dump with a jailer and 35 other people staring at me much less wipe my arse. Then you gotta think they all gotta smell it and if they were eating at the time they just might beat the crap outta you. Luckily I got to go back to my holding cell with the civilized people each urination trip.
So unless you dont want to be pooping in one of these in front of everyone....
http://www.poopreport.com/Images/BMnewswire/prisontoilet.jpg
Dont go to jail.
Also remember you get your drinking water from the top of this thing. So they could now abolish the death penalty and start showing pictures of these hellish toilet water fountain combos and everyone and their brother would obey the law.
I got no slippers I had only my socks on because the cops would not let me put mine on when I got arrested. I got stuck in a holding cell with no pillow or floor mat no bed and 1 stinking nasty cover to use as a pillow and for warmth in a freezing cell. I also had no toilet, and had to beg to use one after holding my piss for 9 hours or so at a time.
I ate my first meals but decided to eat no more till I bailed out because the first time I took a piss, I got took across the hall to a cell full of people staring at you the whole time and the toilet is in the wide open. Its tiny with no lid and the cop stares at your pecker the whole time through the window. Everyone in the cell is talking to you behind your back and your trying to aim a 9 hour about to burst piss into a tiny little hole without peeing on the seat so you dont get beat to death.
The reason I didnt eat is because I really could not imagine having to take a big dump with a jailer and 35 other people staring at me much less wipe my arse. Then you gotta think they all gotta smell it and if they were eating at the time they just might beat the crap outta you. Luckily I got to go back to my holding cell with the civilized people each urination trip.
So unless you dont want to be pooping in one of these in front of everyone....
http://www.poopreport.com/Images/BMnewswire/prisontoilet.jpg
Dont go to jail.
Also remember you get your drinking water from the top of this thing. So they could now abolish the death penalty and start showing pictures of these hellish toilet water fountain combos and everyone and their brother would obey the law.