Nava2
12-21-2008, 03:10 PM
So, this is a thread where you write out a situation you were in, what you ACTUALLY did, and after the situation passed, what you figured you SHOULD have done!
Please refrain from posting things like:
AMG I WOULDA BEATED HIM UP!!!!11!!!1!!one!!!
Anyways, mine:
So, I was at work. I work in a restaurant, and there was this table of late thirty, early forty year-old guys and their wives.
Well, I bus tables and run food, so I was cleaning a table near them, and they guys were talking about having sex with 18 y/o's and I was like.. okay wtf?
Well, a bit later, maybe 40 mins, I went back to clean another table and one of the women stops me, and asks, "Hey, you. Question for you, are YOU sexually active?"
Actual:
"That's for me to know and you to not."
Second Chance:
"Well, I had this amazing blow job earlier today, and later tonight, I'm looking to pick up a cheap hooker and go for a good ride!"
Well, post yours :D
Please refrain from posting things like:
AMG I WOULDA BEATED HIM UP!!!!11!!!1!!one!!!
Anyways, mine:
So, I was at work. I work in a restaurant, and there was this table of late thirty, early forty year-old guys and their wives.
Well, I bus tables and run food, so I was cleaning a table near them, and they guys were talking about having sex with 18 y/o's and I was like.. okay wtf?
Well, a bit later, maybe 40 mins, I went back to clean another table and one of the women stops me, and asks, "Hey, you. Question for you, are YOU sexually active?"
Actual:
"That's for me to know and you to not."
Second Chance:
"Well, I had this amazing blow job earlier today, and later tonight, I'm looking to pick up a cheap hooker and go for a good ride!"
Well, post yours :D