ub3r |<1||3r*1337*
04-01-2006, 03:58 AM
this is a dumbass story of 5 noobs, these are their names:
1.bankeŸ :the smartest of the group
2.foomer :the bossier of the all and very stupid
3.bum :like to make an ass of himself and his 4 friends
4.curo :so new to runescape and will try anything
5.Branit:steals about 1 million beers a day and drinks them all
Narrator:in tut island, 5 noobs spawn in tut island and they choose their character. unfourtunatly, foomer forced all the noobs to be females.
bankeŸ:ok, lets walk through that door over there, out of this first building.
foomer:no way, lets go in the drawers.
bum: no, lets bash ourselves through the wall!
Narrator:brandit pushes them all through the wall, including himself and they all die and respawn in lumby
bankeŸ:look what you did!!!! you stupid fucker! now we dont know anything about runescape!
curo:umm.... how bout we go to the question mark dude?
bankeŸ:great idea curo! lets go over there! i will trust you forever! you have my word
Brandit:*kills goblins and steals all of their beers
Bum: we are gay! lumby guide! wanna go out with me?
Lumby guide:ahh!!!!! go away!!!!! you freaky women!*drops 12k*
bankeŸ:yes! 12k! we can change our gender to male! finally!
brandit:*steals the money and spends it on beers*
foomer:*throws brandit into the water and steals the lumby guide's staff*
brandit:no!gggggggg.ngggggggggno!!!!gggggggg, i'm drow.gggggg!!!
brandit has been killed
bum:*uses scar 2.03 and uses a spammer script* WE ARE GAY! WE ARE GAY! WE ARE GAY!!
a runescape mod:you are banned for macroing
bankeŸ:*uses hackmaster extreme(made up program) and steals the mods password.*
Narrator: meanwhile, on scar.net(made up website)forums, he gets thousands and thousands of autoers and ruins runescape 2.
Andrew:Damit! autoers...
Narrator:meanwhile, andrew makes runescape 3 in 3 years and makes a uber system that detects quick mouse movements and client configurations
bankeŸ:this is dam war!
brandit:i'm going to drink more beer, i wont be on runescape anymore. bye
foomer:huh?
BankeŸ: are you still there curo? hello?
Narrator:no answer came from curo because he quit runescape
Kaitnieks: well, i finally release sound detection and shit for scar, this is war!
foomer: *downloads scar 3.00* wow, this thing rocks! GET IT!!!!!!
bankeŸ:ok ok, i am.
andrew:hmm, mabye they have a new program for my game *searches google* aha! there is a new program called... scar 3.00??? well, i'm putting up pascal detection systems...
Narrator:meanwhile...
Ub3r l>ill3r: uh oh! i dont have enough time to make the rest of this story!
To be continued....
1.bankeŸ :the smartest of the group
2.foomer :the bossier of the all and very stupid
3.bum :like to make an ass of himself and his 4 friends
4.curo :so new to runescape and will try anything
5.Branit:steals about 1 million beers a day and drinks them all
Narrator:in tut island, 5 noobs spawn in tut island and they choose their character. unfourtunatly, foomer forced all the noobs to be females.
bankeŸ:ok, lets walk through that door over there, out of this first building.
foomer:no way, lets go in the drawers.
bum: no, lets bash ourselves through the wall!
Narrator:brandit pushes them all through the wall, including himself and they all die and respawn in lumby
bankeŸ:look what you did!!!! you stupid fucker! now we dont know anything about runescape!
curo:umm.... how bout we go to the question mark dude?
bankeŸ:great idea curo! lets go over there! i will trust you forever! you have my word
Brandit:*kills goblins and steals all of their beers
Bum: we are gay! lumby guide! wanna go out with me?
Lumby guide:ahh!!!!! go away!!!!! you freaky women!*drops 12k*
bankeŸ:yes! 12k! we can change our gender to male! finally!
brandit:*steals the money and spends it on beers*
foomer:*throws brandit into the water and steals the lumby guide's staff*
brandit:no!gggggggg.ngggggggggno!!!!gggggggg, i'm drow.gggggg!!!
brandit has been killed
bum:*uses scar 2.03 and uses a spammer script* WE ARE GAY! WE ARE GAY! WE ARE GAY!!
a runescape mod:you are banned for macroing
bankeŸ:*uses hackmaster extreme(made up program) and steals the mods password.*
Narrator: meanwhile, on scar.net(made up website)forums, he gets thousands and thousands of autoers and ruins runescape 2.
Andrew:Damit! autoers...
Narrator:meanwhile, andrew makes runescape 3 in 3 years and makes a uber system that detects quick mouse movements and client configurations
bankeŸ:this is dam war!
brandit:i'm going to drink more beer, i wont be on runescape anymore. bye
foomer:huh?
BankeŸ: are you still there curo? hello?
Narrator:no answer came from curo because he quit runescape
Kaitnieks: well, i finally release sound detection and shit for scar, this is war!
foomer: *downloads scar 3.00* wow, this thing rocks! GET IT!!!!!!
bankeŸ:ok ok, i am.
andrew:hmm, mabye they have a new program for my game *searches google* aha! there is a new program called... scar 3.00??? well, i'm putting up pascal detection systems...
Narrator:meanwhile...
Ub3r l>ill3r: uh oh! i dont have enough time to make the rest of this story!
To be continued....