ub3r |<1||3r*1337*
04-02-2006, 01:11 PM
ok, here is part 2 of 5 noobs from tut island. otherwise known as, the cheating war.
here are the characters:
BankeŸ:a normal person just playing runescape and cheating
foomer: a bossy person and yet much smarter and cheating
kaitnieks: our friend! :D
andrew: our worst enemy
j mod: screws everything up
???????: a hacker?
remember, everything in this story and the previous story is NOT real.
Narrator:meanwhile, everyone that uses scar is panicking about these new 'pascal detection systems'
kaitnieks:shit! what the fuck am i going to do now? god dam! hey, i know! i'll reconfigure scar to make it into all types of scripts like cobalt,C,C++, and even binary!
bankeŸ:dam, now what are we going to do? the graphics look so good on runescape 3, but we cant cheat!
1 year later
kaitnieks:finally, the BETA version of scar 4.00 has been released. looks very good and its fully customizable.
andrew: ah... cheating has finally died after one year... so good. now i got to deal with these scammers...
foomer: dam, i want to cheat so badly, but a year ago, cheating has died.
bankeŸ:cheating never dies foomer!
???????:*destroys 60 runescape servers with a powerful worm*
kaitnieks: i'm going to release it right about..... now.
andrew: wtf? who the hell just destroyed my 60 best servers??? i'm going to sue everybody that was in those servers.
bankeŸ:look theres a j mod over there, theres j mods everywhere! they must be the pascal detections or something. oh well, scar 4.00 BETA has been released anywho.
some computer nerd: oh my god! this is the program i was looking for to kill runescape!!
yes... yes! YES!!!!!!! now, just to configure everything to make the most powerful hacking program ever! i will sell it for 1 dollar.
???????:*destroys the rest of the runescape servers*
andrew: THATS FUCKING IT! i'm sueing everybody living on earth!!! *sues everybody and makes 6 octillion dollars/Pounds, makes 7000000 people bankrupt even those that dont play runescape.*
kaitnieks: fuck this! andrew is going down!*calls up an assasinator and an ambush squad*
andrew: wow! i'm so darn rich!
bankeŸ:grrr!!!!!!! i cant play runescape! i dont have a computer! a house! food! or anything!
foomer: i hate living on the streets
kaitnieks: where is my assasinator???? god dam, i bet andrew took his gun.
andrew: i'm richer than bill gates!(andrew sued him too, lol) and i sued the electric company and even all the schools
???????:good thing i have a uber secret house.
???????:*creates a malfunction virus*
???????:*creates a total control virus*
???????: *takes control of the ICBM launcher*
???????:*launches the ICBM towards andrews oversized mansion*
andrew:ahh... nothing like peace and quiet on my game
neopets staff: i hate runescape, i never even played it and i got sued!
the ICBM roars across the air
runescape server status:0 people in all worlds
the ICBM starts to decend
andrew: well, i'm going to go...
Andrews super secret missile alarm goes off.
andrew: wtf? how can somebody afford a missle?
the ICBM goes straight down
kaitnieks: omg, i cant get a job anywhere! they cant pay anyone!
the ICBM crushes the mansion and blows up, andrews money flies everywhere
bankeŸ: yippe!!! we have money now!!!
andrew:*gets put in jail for almost putting the world in dismay*
kaitneiks: i'll take that! now runescape is mine... all mine!!!
???????:*hacks the bank and lauches his malfunction virus across the globe*
andrew: i will sue you! i will sue you all!!!
5 years later
Kaitnieks: this is so boring. there is no challenge into cheating! even though we have runescape, we owned runescape. now what do we do?
Ub3r l<iller: part 3 is coming up. the title will be called. the war.
well, i hope it wasnt all too boring for you all. took me about 50 minutes to write it
here are the characters:
BankeŸ:a normal person just playing runescape and cheating
foomer: a bossy person and yet much smarter and cheating
kaitnieks: our friend! :D
andrew: our worst enemy
j mod: screws everything up
???????: a hacker?
remember, everything in this story and the previous story is NOT real.
Narrator:meanwhile, everyone that uses scar is panicking about these new 'pascal detection systems'
kaitnieks:shit! what the fuck am i going to do now? god dam! hey, i know! i'll reconfigure scar to make it into all types of scripts like cobalt,C,C++, and even binary!
bankeŸ:dam, now what are we going to do? the graphics look so good on runescape 3, but we cant cheat!
1 year later
kaitnieks:finally, the BETA version of scar 4.00 has been released. looks very good and its fully customizable.
andrew: ah... cheating has finally died after one year... so good. now i got to deal with these scammers...
foomer: dam, i want to cheat so badly, but a year ago, cheating has died.
bankeŸ:cheating never dies foomer!
???????:*destroys 60 runescape servers with a powerful worm*
kaitnieks: i'm going to release it right about..... now.
andrew: wtf? who the hell just destroyed my 60 best servers??? i'm going to sue everybody that was in those servers.
bankeŸ:look theres a j mod over there, theres j mods everywhere! they must be the pascal detections or something. oh well, scar 4.00 BETA has been released anywho.
some computer nerd: oh my god! this is the program i was looking for to kill runescape!!
yes... yes! YES!!!!!!! now, just to configure everything to make the most powerful hacking program ever! i will sell it for 1 dollar.
???????:*destroys the rest of the runescape servers*
andrew: THATS FUCKING IT! i'm sueing everybody living on earth!!! *sues everybody and makes 6 octillion dollars/Pounds, makes 7000000 people bankrupt even those that dont play runescape.*
kaitnieks: fuck this! andrew is going down!*calls up an assasinator and an ambush squad*
andrew: wow! i'm so darn rich!
bankeŸ:grrr!!!!!!! i cant play runescape! i dont have a computer! a house! food! or anything!
foomer: i hate living on the streets
kaitnieks: where is my assasinator???? god dam, i bet andrew took his gun.
andrew: i'm richer than bill gates!(andrew sued him too, lol) and i sued the electric company and even all the schools
???????:good thing i have a uber secret house.
???????:*creates a malfunction virus*
???????:*creates a total control virus*
???????: *takes control of the ICBM launcher*
???????:*launches the ICBM towards andrews oversized mansion*
andrew:ahh... nothing like peace and quiet on my game
neopets staff: i hate runescape, i never even played it and i got sued!
the ICBM roars across the air
runescape server status:0 people in all worlds
the ICBM starts to decend
andrew: well, i'm going to go...
Andrews super secret missile alarm goes off.
andrew: wtf? how can somebody afford a missle?
the ICBM goes straight down
kaitnieks: omg, i cant get a job anywhere! they cant pay anyone!
the ICBM crushes the mansion and blows up, andrews money flies everywhere
bankeŸ: yippe!!! we have money now!!!
andrew:*gets put in jail for almost putting the world in dismay*
kaitneiks: i'll take that! now runescape is mine... all mine!!!
???????:*hacks the bank and lauches his malfunction virus across the globe*
andrew: i will sue you! i will sue you all!!!
5 years later
Kaitnieks: this is so boring. there is no challenge into cheating! even though we have runescape, we owned runescape. now what do we do?
Ub3r l<iller: part 3 is coming up. the title will be called. the war.
well, i hope it wasnt all too boring for you all. took me about 50 minutes to write it