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Boreas
01-22-2007, 07:22 PM
How to Be a Noob by TooManySitUps

So, you want to be a Noob eh? Whether you want to people to hate you, ignore you, not help you, not respect you, not vote for your membership application, or if you just want to be a Noob for fun, you've come to the right place!

Being a Noob is all about making bad posts. There are lots of ways to make bad posts, as you can see by the large amount of posts that shouldn't even had been made.

Not Searching First-A great way to be a special type of Noob, Lazy Noob, is to say something that has been said before, or ask a question that has been answered a million times before. Losers like Boreas say search first, or look at Stickied Tutorials (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4064), but the best way is to be Lazy Noob and not bother. Go ahead and post whatever crap comes to your mind, without thinking about it first, or putting in effort, then sit back and watch those losers flame you.

Double Posting- This way is all about ignoring something that is meant of you to use, the edit button.
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7637/editbutton9rd.th.png (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=editbutton9rd.png)
Instead of making a post right another post, those non-Noob losers use the edit button to add stuff the first post, usually like this.

This is the original post, blah blah.

Edit: This is what I wanted to add after. This is what would go in another post.

The patented Noob way is to make another post right after the other one. The trick is to pretend like you can't even see the edit button!

Posting in Wrong Forum- This way is also about ignoring, ignoring forum titles. This one is a little harder to do, because you have to ignore something that is clearly marked at the top of the page, but you can do it! There are a few common ways to accomplish this such as;
Posting problems about downloading and installing SRL in any forum other than 'SRL Installation and Downloading Problems'
Posting requests for scripts in any forum other than 'Script Request'

Posting in Wrong Thread/ Off Topic- This is related to the above, but is even more annoying and Noobish because it messes up the person who created the thread! A good way to do this is to ask for help on getting a script to work, on any random thread other than the thread of the script. Another example is making a request on a script thread. The more off it is, the more Noob Points you get.

Making a Generally Useless Post- My favorites are posting something obvious, or a simple 'I agree', or the ever popular 'lol'. If the thread would be pretty much the same or better without your post, its useless. The more pointless the post, the more Noob Points you get.

Being Immature- Seeing as this forum is mostly made of teenagers, a little immaturity is expected. So to really to get Noob Points, you gotta be really immature. Not thinking before posting, and disrupting threads helps with this.

Leet Speak- Now I don't mean abbreviations (why is that a long word?) like BTW, AFAIK, etc, I mean the using numbers and symbols as letters etc, that make it hard to read. The harder it is to read, the more Noob Points you get.

Spelling and Grammar- Using poor spelling and grammar gets you Lazy and Stupid Noob Points, because it shows a lack of effort in posting well. A few mistakes here and there won't get you any, but if it's really hard to read, you get lots!

Flaming- Constructive criticism, and arguing with points don't count, but 'dood you suck!' gets you major Noob Points. Also, general being an ass and pissing people off (especially well respected people) will help.

Leeching- Not everyone scripts, some people just test and give reports, that won't get you Noob Points. You get Noob Points by refusing to try to learn to script by looking at tuts in the tutorial section, and then asking for help with a simple problem that you could have fixed yourself if you had just read a little.

Complaining/Demanding-This is like mega leeching, which is why you get extra Noob Points! You can do this by complaining about free scripts not working. You get even more Noob Points if it's a simple problem that you could have fixed if you weren't a leeching Noob. The other way is demanding/begging that someone write you a good script. Requesting a script nicely, especially one that hasn't been requested before, and in the Script Request section, gets you no points, because it helps scripters who don't have an idea of what to write. The less detailed, and the more like 'make me a macro that gets me muny pl0x!', the more Noob Points you get.


Member Apps- Submitting bad membership applications that are an automatic no is a great way to rack up Noob Points. Ways to this include, submitting an app with no script, submitting an app as soon as you register (or less than 5 posts), and submitting a really crappy script with out getting feedback first in the scripting help forum or in the free scripts forum. You get mega Noob Points by submitting a script that you copied from somewhere else, as an added bonus, yohojo will pwn you, and you will probably never ever be accepted! You used to be able to get Noob Points by applying too often, however that loser Dankmess or something made it so that you can only post once a month. Now if you really want Noob Points, whatever you do, don't read that tutorial How to Become an SRL Member (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3562?t=4302) by Boreas, that dude is full of crap.

New Members- Don't worry, believe it or not, you can still earn Noob Points as an SRL Member. This can be done in 2 main ways. The first being acting like your hot stuff, acting like you are suddenly better than non-members, or just as good as members that have been around longer, or the next SCAR or SRL developer. The second way is posting in member applications, without waiting about a week to read how experienced voters do it. You can either over or under estimate an application, and the further off you are, the more Noob Points you get!

That's about all I think of for now. Follow this guide and you'll be Super Noob in no time!
-TooManySitUps

Spky
01-22-2007, 08:28 PM
1337 nw i wnt to lrn scar scripts fr mney. fuk i hte al j00 nobs. so ya gt me mney hckxs nw els il fuk u up.

i mak a req also cos i wnt ths scipt. btw cld smeone giv me a tut to a 1337 hax. fanks noobz.

btw i ownz.

Woop.. I'm a certified noob.

Boreas
01-22-2007, 08:30 PM
100 noob points to you!!

YoHoJo
01-22-2007, 08:35 PM
ys dis ees me!
I r love to make bad p0sts
Boreasz, can j0o m4ke me a c0ol scrLpt s0 i c4n mak3 l0o0ots of gP on t3h runescape?
I w4nt toh b3e ju$t like Zezima, ill buY it f0r Munys@

Boreas
01-22-2007, 08:45 PM
hehe, you like the section at the bottom?

lardmaster
01-22-2007, 09:10 PM
lol

Ruroken
01-22-2007, 10:39 PM
haha. good stuff.

Boreas
01-23-2007, 03:17 AM
Well this is how I expected it to go:

Someone: 'Who the hell is TooManySitUps?'

Boreas: 'Switch the first and last letter of my name, what do you get?'

Someone: 'Um, SoreAb?'

Boreas: 'And how do you get that?'

Someone: 'From Too Many Sit Ups!! Haha, Boreas you are so clever!'

Boreas: 'Ya he's like my evil twin that takes over when I'm being really sarcastic, or playing devil's advocate.'

:rolleyes: Well at least I tried...

Infantry001
01-23-2007, 03:47 AM
lol

Infantry001
01-23-2007, 03:49 AM
1 4/\/\ 7|-|3 b3$7 |\|00B 0U7 7|-|3r3. /\/\'/ L337 |-|4><0rZ 0\/\/|\| j00

solarwind
01-23-2007, 04:28 AM
Well this is how I expected it to go:

Someone: 'Who the hell is TooManySitUps?'

Boreas: 'Switch the first and last letter of my name, what do you get?'

Someone: 'Um, SoreAb?'

Boreas: 'And how do you get that?'

Someone: 'From Too Many Sit Ups!! Haha, Boreas you are so clever!'

Boreas: 'Ya he's like my evil twin that takes over when I'm being really sarcastic, or playing devil's advocate.'

:rolleyes: Well at least I tried...

That is quite clever.

RAM
02-11-2007, 09:18 AM
Um, maybe this can be sticked, or ammended to your other post regarding answers to commonly asked questions? RAM

Boreas
02-11-2007, 10:43 PM
Yea thanks I thought about that. My other tuts were stickied fairly quickly, this has not. This could be because maybe really nooby noobs won't get that they have to do the opposite of this tut. Or maybe because it's sarcastic/mean. But I did hide the link in my sig. If an admin/mod likes it I will add to the FAQ, and my sig properly.

WT-Fakawi
02-11-2007, 10:47 PM
I like your style. Missed this one.

Stickyfied.

Boreas
02-12-2007, 02:46 AM
K thanks :)

Adding now Ram ;)

yesiammanu
02-12-2007, 03:13 AM
0mG U st3\/\/p1|) j3\/\/ $t0p making fun of me.

Blah, I tried, I can't do it =/. I fail at life.

~~~~Yesiammanu :cool:

cause
02-12-2007, 04:20 PM
Can you make an macro 4 me pl0x? I want it to mine coal and mith then smelt then bank, AND IT BETTER WORK!

(Im Sssserouis)

the flea
02-15-2007, 09:26 PM
lol i new how to do this allredy lol. im the ultimate noob.

testje
02-17-2007, 11:02 AM
1 5P34K 13375P34K 4ND WH3R3 C4N 1 G37 4UT0MIN3R 4 RS?!?!?!
I W4N7 4UT0M1N3R 7H4T H45 411 4N71 R4ND0M5! 5C4P3RUN3 & 411 07H3R STUFF!
I H4T3 TH15 P057 CUS 17'S SUX0R , D00D U SUCK. I ENGLISH NOT SPEAK.

(Am I now a certified noob?)

eddie
02-20-2007, 02:00 PM
h3y guyZ i r33ly \/\/4n7 2 lern how 2 scripzorz and cum a reeal haxxor like your mum!!!!111111 sum1 maek me member and i will help u wiv ur scripzor and 1 no l33ch

Ahem, newbishness over

Flyboy
02-24-2007, 01:23 PM
I like your style. Missed this one.

Stickyfied.
Opps, I just unsickyfied it cause of the title... but after a quck read... Re-Stickyfied.

I love sarcasim...

Boreas
02-24-2007, 04:32 PM
Sorry for the confusion :p

Deni_mulic
03-01-2007, 09:57 AM
I'm a certified Noob, To be honest, I even get paid for it :o
But good guide on what not to do :p

macromacro123
03-03-2007, 01:55 AM
im immature :)

n3ss3s
04-05-2007, 07:04 PM
Heres a good one:
"Is srl something to eat?"
:D

cjyogi
04-19-2007, 11:59 AM
ok.........................................:duh:

cjyogi
04-19-2007, 12:00 PM
:stirthepot: :stirthepot: :stirthepot: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :spot: :spot: :spot: :duh: :duh: :fiery: :fiery: :stirthepot: :stirthepot:

krzykiller
04-22-2007, 09:35 PM
LOL! il b sUrE 2 folllow this a$ bwst as i can thk four yore advidce

Bam Bam
04-25-2007, 05:00 PM
Wow, this thread has turned out to be mostly sarcastic spam :rolleyes:

Boreas
04-25-2007, 05:38 PM
The thread was sarcastic to start with, so it's just spam lol.

Aje
04-30-2007, 09:37 PM
The thread was sarcastic to start with, so it's just spam lol.

Joker

joshie
05-02-2007, 04:38 PM
ha ha kewl me likes(lots of spam from the srl members:( )

Stake
05-03-2007, 08:22 PM
@ Testje's sig..

That's 14606046 actually.

Adamb_135
05-08-2007, 11:25 PM
Funny tutorial haha but i see what your doing ;)

Abyssal
05-10-2007, 09:43 PM
i r t3h n0 nubz0r! dnt b4n m3 p1zzzzz!!!


It's almost sad we need guides like this, lol :)

script dump ur m0m
05-23-2007, 11:27 PM
That is quite clever.
lol

bullzeye95
05-24-2007, 12:44 AM
i h8 j00 nub u r sucky fag head j00000 dun dsrv 2 b admn nub

bullzeye95
05-24-2007, 12:45 AM
btw i h8 j00 m0r3 d3n da nubheadz

bullzeye95
05-24-2007, 12:47 AM
lol

Dan Cardin
05-29-2007, 11:10 AM
im too newby to be likke all u guys

Dan Cardin
05-29-2007, 11:11 AM
hey could 1 of u make me a dragon slayer doing quest?

Dan Cardin
05-29-2007, 11:12 AM
oh and while ur at it get me some coffee

dialeyj2
06-09-2007, 04:30 AM
cin some1 m4ke me an macroed. i w4nt is two m^ne me some coals at the lumby sw4mp place ^nd t4ke those to t|-|e bank then raise me magics scil up 2 99 and then i wans i 2 beats [}rag€n Sl4zer Qeest fer me.

4ND IF IT DONT WRKD THEN I MAKE U P4Y!!

8!G T!/\/\E!

letme shoot
06-13-2007, 06:05 PM
()/\/\f6 7l-l!5 7l-ll234cl ()\/\/|\|5 5() /\/\l_l(l-l!!!!!111!!!

cheforlando01
06-16-2007, 01:47 PM
LOL Thats Funny a little exagerated but funny

sherlockmeister
06-18-2007, 05:11 PM
nice tutorial for how to not be a noob:D

lolpie
06-25-2007, 09:03 PM
DUD3 I LUV THASA FORUMS SO MUCH!11!1 OMG WTF ANYONE WANA MAEK ME AN AWSOME SCRIPT?!?!???? WTF PLZ?!!!! IL PAY U WIT RUNESCAEP MONEIS!111!!1 OMG K THX BYA

For more info, visit http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html :D

dialeyj2
06-27-2007, 03:57 PM
|m |}a 8iggest |\|oobster e\/a!!!...

lol

LordGregGreg
07-15-2007, 02:31 AM
D00d!!! 3Y3 n0 $c4r 1$ 4 v1r|_|$ 4nd k3yl0gg3r!!!!!!!!!!!!
17 h4$ h4x0r3d m4 r|_|n3$c4p3 4rmy!!!

Here
07-15-2007, 11:31 PM
I are linx to dis tread in mai sig so I ar telling nubs how to du tings.

mamoth95
07-17-2007, 02:24 AM
lol

mamoth95
07-17-2007, 02:25 AM
o_0 oh no us3ls p0st and 1 d0ub p0st!

Here
07-18-2007, 12:49 AM
Oh yes, Boreas, you may have seen the post in General titled "Random Things and Questions" (or something like that), but I'm giving out Noob Points. Now we just need the amounts for each infraction...

Boreas
07-18-2007, 06:00 AM
I can't get a hold of TooManySitUps so you'll have to decide that.

Here
07-18-2007, 06:14 AM
Can I really?

Boreas
07-19-2007, 09:53 PM
yup

RAM
07-19-2007, 10:53 PM
I can't get a hold of TooManySitUps so you'll have to decide that.

Uhhhh, Now I'm getting worried....J/K...Can't wait to see what you come up with Here :spongebob:

LordGregGreg
07-20-2007, 04:08 PM
Uhhhh, Now I'm getting worried....J/K...Can't wait to see what you come up with Here :spongebob:
Its going to be something like my signature.

The temporary database is http://www.greg.impwiki.org/noob/noobadmin.php
and the temp sig location is http://www.greg.impwiki.org/noob/noobstats.php

Please let me know of any problems you see if you have time, it is still in the testing phase. (my second php script, scary)

It will be moved to heres server once it is done.

We need to figure out how many points each thing is worth (you will not be able to directly specify noob points)

lolpie
07-20-2007, 04:31 PM
Lol L))k At Meh

lolpie
07-20-2007, 04:32 PM
I R Dubble Posting

lolpie
07-20-2007, 04:33 PM
Tripple Post Btich Die My Sig Rox

LordGregGreg
07-20-2007, 04:44 PM
a1l 0f j00 h3lp m3 pl0x!!!!!!!!! i n33d j00r $t|_|p1d 0p1n10n$ 4ll 0f j00!!!

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13889?p=164930#post164930
I need you input on how much each violation is worth, (in noob pts)

lolpie
07-23-2007, 12:57 PM
Complaining/Demanding and being arrogant should be 4 or 5 NPs. I hate new members who do that

ShowerThoughts
07-27-2007, 03:04 PM
i got a question if your dutch (from the netherlands:eek: like me) around 13/14 years old and you cant speek good hard words english then you cant talk like a srl member thats not fair:rolleyes:

Boreas
07-27-2007, 09:59 PM
Don't worry, native English speakers can tell the difference between someone who is learning English and someone that knows it but is being lazy. (Well at least I can.)

Drunkenoldma
08-03-2007, 11:52 AM
i agree

Drunkenoldma
08-03-2007, 11:53 AM
lol

LordGregGreg
08-03-2007, 04:45 PM
Welcome (Back?) Drunken old ma! In my first script I only gave all my credits to you :) (Thought you wrote every tutorial, lol)

uber0ne
08-05-2007, 09:13 AM
hahah this is great!

Here
08-06-2007, 05:25 PM
Don't worry, native English speakers can tell the difference between someone who is learning English and someone that knows it but is being lazy. (Well at least I can.)
How bout me?

lolpie
08-06-2007, 06:35 PM
You're fine

8arry 5tinkt
08-06-2007, 09:08 PM
|)0 ! 937 /\/\|_|(|-| |\|00|3 |?0!|\|75 |=0|2 7|-|!5 ?

do i get much noob points for this ?

kaustav_002
08-06-2007, 09:11 PM
i wanna beter comp so i can play dmc
dont you just luv em offtoic osters:p :p :p :p :p

8arry 5tinkt
08-06-2007, 09:40 PM
i wrote a became a noob with leetspeak script:



program NoobsScript;

const
text='';

procedure NoobSpeak;
begin
wait(500)
if text=('a') then writeln ('4');
if text=('b') then writeln ('|3');
if text=('c') then writeln ('(');
if text=('d') then writeln ('|)');
if text=('e') then writeln ('3');
if text=('f') then writeln ('|=');
if text=('g') then writeln ('9');
if text=('h') then writeln ('|-|');
if text=('i') then writeln ('!');
if text=('j') then writeln (']');
if text=('k') then writeln ('|<');
if text=('l') then writeln ('1');
if text=('m') then writeln ('/\/\');
if text=('n') then writeln ('|\|');
if text=('o') then writeln ('0');
if text=('p') then writeln ('|?');
if text=('q') then writeln ('[,]');
if text=('r') then writeln ('|2');
if text=('s') then writeln ('5');
if text=('t') then writeln ('7');
if text=('u') then writeln ('|_|');
if text=('v') then writeln ('\/');
if text=('w') then writeln ('\/\/');
if text=('x') then writeln ('><');
if text=('y') then writeln ('`/');
if text=('z') then writeln ('2');

end;


begin
repeat
NoobSpeak;
until(false)
end.

my second script: A noob's script

just enter a letter in the text field

Sc00by22
08-07-2007, 03:58 PM
When we get to 1000 noob points whats the prize?

lolpie
08-07-2007, 09:56 PM
I confiscate your computer

RAM
08-07-2007, 10:57 PM
When we get to 1000 noob points whats the prize?

http://www.wackypackages2005.com/images/ANS4/38.jpg

papa smurf
08-09-2007, 06:16 PM
u lol u srl members r really enjoying speaking 1337

y d0n7 1 5p34k 1|\| 1337, 17's 500 n00by

4ls0 1 c4nt sp33l

TheGuyWhoGotOn
08-16-2007, 12:03 AM
i wrote a became a noob with leetspeak script:



my second script: A noob's script

just enter a letter in the text field

I just had to make it better :P. You can now use as many words as you want, no periods, spaces are allowed, no numbers and no caps. Be the ultimate noob.

Translation for noobs:

! ]|_|57 |-|4|) 70 /\/\4|<3 !7 |33773|2 `/0|_| (4|\| |\|0\/\/ |_|53 45 /\/\4|\|`/ \/\/0|2|)5 45 `/0|_| \/\/4|\|7 |\|0 |?3|2!0|)5 5|?4(35 4|23 4110\/\/3|) |\|0 |\||_|/\/\|33|25 4|\||) |\|0 (4|?5 |33 7|-|3 |_|17!/\/\473 |\|00|3

Script:


program NoobTalk;

//Original by: 8arry 5tinkt, he made the basics, you could only use one letter and his message was a little nooby:
//i wrote a became a noob with leetspeak script

//Modified by: TheGuyWhoGotOn, made it so the script didn't suck

const text='i am leet speak';

var vtext: string;

procedure NoobSpeak;
var lengtht, repeats: integer;
finish: string;
begin
lengtht:= Length(text);
repeats:= 1
wait(500)
repeat
if vtext[repeats]=('a') then finish:= finish + '4'
if vtext[repeats]=('b') then finish:= finish + '|' + inttostr(3);
if vtext[repeats]=('c') then finish:= finish + '('
if vtext[repeats]=('d') then finish:= finish + '|)'
if vtext[repeats]=('e') then finish:= finish + inttostr(3);
if vtext[repeats]=('f') then finish:= finish + '|='
if vtext[repeats]=('g') then finish:= finish + inttostr(9);
if vtext[repeats]=('h') then finish:= finish + '|-|'
if vtext[repeats]=('i') then finish:= finish + '!'
if vtext[repeats]=('j') then finish:= finish + ']'
if vtext[repeats]=('k') then finish:= finish + '|<'
if vtext[repeats]=('l') then finish:= finish + inttostr(1)
if vtext[repeats]=('m') then finish:= finish + '/\/\'
if vtext[repeats]=('n') then finish:= finish + '|\|'
if vtext[repeats]=('o') then finish:= finish + inttostr(0);
if vtext[repeats]=('p') then finish:= finish + '|?'
if vtext[repeats]=('q') then finish:= finish + '[,]'
if vtext[repeats]=('r') then finish:= finish + '|2'
if vtext[repeats]=('s') then finish:= finish + '5'
if vtext[repeats]=('t') then finish:= finish + '7'
if vtext[repeats]=('u') then finish:= finish + '|_|'
if vtext[repeats]=('v') then finish:= finish + '\/'
if vtext[repeats]=('w') then finish:= finish + '\/\/'
if vtext[repeats]=('x') then finish:= finish + '><'
if vtext[repeats]=('y') then finish:= finish + '`/'
if vtext[repeats]=('z') then finish:= finish + '2'
if vtext[repeats]=(' ') then finish:= finish + ' '
repeats:= repeats + 1
until(repeats = lengtht + 1)
writeln(finish);
end;

begin
vtext:= text;
NoobSpeak;
end.

WiteFlight
08-19-2007, 10:23 PM
You posted the thumbnail instead of the image, you n00b

Doy
08-19-2007, 10:42 PM
d0n7 3v3n d4123 70 712y 70 0u7m47ch 7h3 n00135p34k1n47012 cuz 1 4m 7h3 u171m473 n0013 47 13375p34k 4nd y0u c4n7 13347 m3 n0 m477312 h0w fuck1n6 h412d y0u 712y h4xx012z

How many noobpoints do I earn? (And can anyone decipher that?)

Boreas
08-20-2007, 12:57 AM
You get extra points for continuing a joke that is getting really old on to the 5th page.

shizzle
08-22-2007, 07:09 AM
{-}I I/\/\ 4 /\/0o{3 4/\/D I/\/\ 4/\/0YI/\/6 hehe i love that script:cartman:

Boreas
08-22-2007, 02:35 PM
Haha very clever. I get the joke, it's pissing me off. From now on, whoever pisses me off gets a 1 month ban.

gothicly2
09-03-2007, 12:23 AM
Nice tut

chombie
09-03-2007, 04:14 AM
HAHA +rep for you Boreas... Reverse Psychology!!! :p

chombie
09-03-2007, 04:16 AM
d0n7 3v3n d4123 70 712y 70 0u7m47ch 7h3 n00135p34k1n47012 cuz 1 4m 7h3 u171m473 n0013 47 13375p34k 4nd y0u c4n7 13347 m3 n0 m477312 h0w fuck1n6 h412d y0u 712y h4xx012z

How many noobpoints do I earn? (And can anyone decipher that?)

Sorry for double post but it says:
dont even dare to try to outmatch the noobspeakinator cuz i am the ultimate noob at leetspeak and you cant beat me no matter how fucking hard you try haxxors


gg.

vilon
09-03-2007, 02:37 PM
1 5P34K 13375P34K 4ND WH3R3 C4N 1 G37 4UT0MIN3R 4 RS?!?!?!
I W4N7 4UT0M1N3R 7H4T H45 411 4N71 R4ND0M5! 5C4P3RUN3 & 411 07H3R STUFF!
I H4T3 TH15 P057 CUS 17'S SUX0R , D00D U SUCK. I ENGLISH NOT SPEAK.

(Am I now a certified noob?)

Read the first post ;)
Btw, hilarious thread :D

kaustav_002
09-03-2007, 02:38 PM
your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.

RAM
09-03-2007, 03:23 PM
your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.

Yikes..*Note to Self*, "Be careful what you ask for"

ckeboss
09-03-2007, 06:13 PM
LOL, That made my day. Love the pics to

~alex~
09-03-2007, 07:56 PM
your a noob boreas a n00b now where my ban, I demand mderatership or a ban.

Lmfao.. guess he got what he asked for.

3Garrett3
09-03-2007, 11:49 PM
Ha, you actually banned him for it?

Boreas
09-03-2007, 11:52 PM
For a day. Should send a 'don't spam this thread' message.

BeaconofBacon
09-15-2007, 03:32 PM
No, simple phrase, and you're a noob...

"fr33 st00f pl0x!!"

blankblankblank
09-19-2007, 10:41 PM
Omg this thread started like eight months ago, but this is nice. This I believe was supposed to make leechers or lol noobs think and shut up. Nice thread lol

rashidi
09-20-2007, 07:16 PM
i like the sarcasm (okay i admit i didnt read everything) and its funny


ys dis ees me!
I r love to make bad p0sts
Boreasz, can j0o m4ke me a c0ol scrLpt s0 i c4n mak3 l0o0ots of gP on t3h runescape?
I w4nt toh b3e ju$t like Zezima, ill buY it f0r Munys@

Wow :duh: didnt see this one comming ^^^^:duh:

runescapegod
09-22-2007, 04:40 PM
lolol dis post pwnz n00bz lolol im glad i ent da noobie!1!1!!!!!!11!


Im teh super noob!

Great guide, just what i needed, now i know how to use srl!

There are much better ways to do this, and the guide is very short!

Wow, complicated tutorial but i understood most of it, thanks!

I showed my friend this tutorial and he really liked it, now hes better than me at scripting!

Very good guide, my first script was a woodcutter.

Best guide EVER thanks!!

Firemaking and woodcutting? This works really well!

This will be useful, thanks for this!



9 posts in 20 minutes....hmmmm ~RAM.

montazar
09-29-2007, 03:02 PM
lol

lolpie
09-29-2007, 05:06 PM
lol

You're trying to get Junior Member status. Don't try to make it THAT obvious =/

crunkdood23
09-29-2007, 11:52 PM
now i feel like a totally mentally challenged teenager....
sorry to anyone out there who saw me as
SUPERNOOB
my apoligies,
crunk

Victim14
10-06-2007, 07:55 PM
Nice! XD

bluedog
10-09-2007, 12:23 AM
This guide is so funny but pretty well setup

Uzimakikid
10-16-2007, 04:06 AM
haha nice...?

i dont understand what i have to do to be able to download scripts... become a junior member?



=P guess i wont be leeching from here anytime soon >.< now i need to try and get 10 good posts and no spam *nods*

looks awsome o.o too bad i dont have anything to highalch atm.. >.> when i get some stuff ill try it out ^^ im sure itll be good

erm well i have no reason to use it... but im sure people will find the script very usefull and it works good ^.^

worked fine for me ^.^ time to mass spawn macros into the world =O

simple but effective ^.^

lol your right about it being simple =P add some anti bans and anti randoms and such ^.^

yeahh i got the same error ima try to get the new ver


http://www.srl-forums.com/forum/images/satellite/misc/sticky.gif http://www.srl-forums.com/forum/images/satellite/statusicon/lastupost.gif (http://www.srl-forums.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=lastupost&t=20056) Sticky: Attention Spammers and Leechers... (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18341) http://www.srl-forums.com/forum/images/satellite/rating/rating_5.gif RAM

noob on the go
10-17-2007, 10:38 PM
Ummm, This is all things that I hate people doing... and very funny :D

harm133
10-18-2007, 04:47 PM
Jist what i n33d3d ^^

mastertroy
10-19-2007, 08:33 AM
Hey lol i loved this guide :P

I like the way you call them noob points, and your ways to get loads of em haha

In the meantime, m4k3 m3h 4 h4x0r 1337 m4cr0 4 4ut0 f151ng t4ht w1ll g1v3 m3h l04D5 0f f15s.

VonKnorring
10-23-2007, 10:58 PM
This was a most useful tutorial!
Although I think it will take some time to take it all in and really process the information, you did have some truly advanced tactics one can use to really get lame. From the sound of it you seem like you have tried almost all different ways of doing this noob-ninjutsu, but here are two of my special skillz you might have missed out on.

1. The absolut and uttermost efficiant method of loosing all forms of respect that can put even the most respected man down in the dirt; Beg-Justsu!
Wich basicly consists of bothering people who have all you need becouse you do not have the ability/patience to get it yourself.

2. A skill used by many people who wish that they had over 130 IQ(and actually believe they do), this skill mostly just make the normal deadly roll over and laugh; IKnowItAllButGotItAllWrong-Justsu!
This is mostly recognised with people who securely and widely makes statements about various things that they are actually clueless about.

Try them out today, and you might even get your already groundzero low reputation further down underground!:D

The Communist
10-26-2007, 04:00 PM
Li3k 0mg lololololololololololololol
C/-\|\| I HaV3 T3h 5up£rHa(k To Run3S(aqe?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
















Seriously... Im not joking... :P

Nereverine
10-27-2007, 06:43 PM
How do you check your noob points if you have any? Is it possible to get rid of them if you do?

red eyes 20
11-06-2007, 05:44 AM
lolzors i h4v3 g00d gr4m0rz j00 n00b w1th 4 r3d nam3
wh4t d03$ d47 m4ke u a n()()b 4lm0st b4nned?!!?1111?!!?!////?!?1

srl and sc4r sux!!!!!! i can't make a gp wh4t 4ar3 4ll u pplz li3k s(_)p3r g3eks?!?!!?!?!>1.12@?#!@">41@?#@?1??


lol that was great to read thanks boreas

but this did distract me from learning on scripting =p

Lorenzi
11-08-2007, 11:16 PM
lol thats thats a good way of putting everything.

Chung
11-09-2007, 01:48 PM
So...that's all i need to do to be a noob? Are you kidding me? You idots missed like 5000 things. I'll list everything you guys did wrong and left out:

Posting in Wrong Forum
Posting in Wrong Thread/ Off Topic
Making a Generally Useless Post
Being Immature
Leet Speak
Spelling and Grammar
Flaming
Leeching
Complaining/Demanding
Member Apps
New Members


NOOBS. Do i get noobs points?

montazar
11-09-2007, 05:53 PM
ha il try it

not2fly
11-10-2007, 08:30 PM
lmao. Very nice. Why couldn't I have read this earlier when I was in a bad mood. Surely this would've cheered me up!

bluesnoob
11-11-2007, 06:22 AM
who created "leet" speak? i have always wanted to know that. lol

LordGregGreg
11-11-2007, 08:14 AM
who created "leet" speak? i have always wanted to know that. lolit was kinda likc a hackers was to beat filter systems that block your from saying certain words.



Leet originated within bulletin board systems in the 1980s,[1][2] where having "elite" status on a BBS allowed a user access to file folders, games, and special chat rooms, often including archives of pirated software, pornography, or text files documenting topics such as how to construct explosives and manufacture illegal drugs.[3] One theory is that it was developed to defeat text filters created by BBS or Internet Relay Chat system operators for message boards to discourage the discussion of forbidden topics, like cracking and hacking.[1] However, creative misspellings and ASCII-art-derived words were also a way to attempt to indicate one was knowledgeable about the culture of computer users. Once reserved to use by hackers, crackers, and script kiddies, Leet has since entered the mainstream.[1] It is now also used to mock newbies, or newcomers, on web sites, or in gaming communities.[4] Some consider emoticons and ASCII art, like smiley faces, to be Leet, while others believe that Leet consists of only symbolic word encryption. More obscure forms of Leet, involving the use of symbol combinations and almost no letters or numbers, continue to be used for its original purpose of encrypted communication. It is also sometimes used as a script language.[5]


@boreas, i will write that add-on for the grave digging tomorow sometime.

red eyes 20
11-12-2007, 05:47 AM
crap.. how did i end up on the noob point list.. sigh... sorry i guess i have a bad habbit of grave diggen oh, lordgreggreg.

Ghosthree3
11-20-2007, 11:32 AM
O goody a post to teach all the noobs (i did used to be a noob) how to behave the ... the .. noobs...

EDIT: Sooo gonna put this in my sig

imported_full_tilt
11-22-2007, 02:03 AM
Got it, now i know how not to be a noob xD

natinsatin1
11-25-2007, 11:32 PM
noob...

[S]paz
11-25-2007, 11:40 PM
that constitutes to spam.. at least comment on how good / bad the tut was...
also u calling boreas a noob?? or jst saying it

spaz

dr.quantumphysics
11-28-2007, 11:41 PM
" Now if you really want Noob Points, whatever you do, don't read that tutorial How to Become an SRL Member by Boreas, that dude is full of crap."

yeah
Toomanysitups is so much cooler that boreas

Hobbit
11-29-2007, 12:43 AM
yeah
Toomanysitups is so much cooler that boreas

Please sell me that is a joke..

Toomanysitups is a joke by Boreas...

Boreas = SoreAb-> b & s switched

SoreAbs...Toomanysitups...

Same person

dr.quantumphysics
11-29-2007, 08:26 PM
Please sell me that is a joke..

Toomanysitups is a joke by Boreas...

Boreas = SoreAb-> b & s switched

SoreAbs...Toomanysitups...

Same person

i know

it was a joke:D

brasil
12-02-2007, 09:24 AM
Rofl, nice post.

cow247
12-02-2007, 08:19 PM
I r also n00b. Me l1k3 c0py ppl stf

ys dis ees me!
I r love to make bad p0sts
Boreasz, can j0o m4ke me a c0ol scrLpt s0 i c4n mak3 l0o0ots of gP on t3h runescape?
I w4nt toh b3e ju$t like Zezima, ill buY it f0r Munys@


h@h@h@ I iz get cr3d1t$ f0 u work

cow247
12-02-2007, 08:20 PM
M3 @l$0 l1ke M@k3 t0n$ us3l3$$ p0st$

randomdude
12-02-2007, 11:59 PM
i love the guide
i have unfortunatly earned a significant amount of noob points in the past but i decided to change my ways and basiclly do the opposate of what this guide teeches
oh and by the way do u get noob points for bad spelleing?

kendo
12-10-2007, 11:27 AM
great tutorial,i have learned the error of my old noob ways...

if only more people read this,i think i will link it to my sig.

gen195
12-10-2007, 12:09 PM
im a newbie, anyone wanna help me make some scirpts?

Denman
12-15-2007, 06:27 AM
So, this is pretty much "How to get banned"?

LordGregGreg
12-16-2007, 01:51 AM
or how to get humiliated and reported here
http://www.greg.impwiki.org/noobpoints/
http://www.greg.impwiki.org/noobpoints/noobadmin.php

chitin
12-20-2007, 12:57 AM
1337 nw i wnt to lrn scar scripts fr mney. fuk i hte al j00 nobs. so ya gt me mney hckxs nw els il fuk u up.

i mak a req also cos i wnt ths scipt. btw cld smeone giv me a tut to a 1337 hax. fanks noobz.

btw i ownz.

Woop.. I'm a certified noob.

did u say u hate jews??!?!?!?!??! u hate all jew noobs?? wtf lol great way 2 get shot?lmao....i covered about 5 of those noob topics, but i take pride in my lazyness...

ooples
12-21-2007, 09:09 AM
i spell bad cus im dislexick ,and berrly lerning englis what about binary

red eyes 20
12-21-2007, 04:26 PM
um, bin numbers are simple, but we don't use them in programming, that's 15 years ago, maybe longer the bin number where used.

doomdevil
12-22-2007, 12:56 AM
Lol.. i don't need a guide to be a noob :D

EvilMikey
01-01-2008, 04:14 AM
Lol, nice tut. About being stickied. mods read my tut in my sig plox. If it's useful for people can u sticky it? Also, i did exactly what Boreas said and got my noob account in GzP banned, lmao. Made another afterwards xD Very nice Tut, clear and precise, HOWEVER, would be better if u put pictures of noobs doing stuff like that lmao.

Boreas
01-02-2008, 05:02 AM
If a tut is useful for people I won't delete it :p
If a tut should be read by at least 90% of new people on this forum it will be stickied.

madman94
01-18-2008, 01:38 AM
Lol, nice tut. About being stickied. mods read my tut in my sig plox. If it's useful for people can u sticky it?
Also, i did exactly what Boreas said and got my noob account in GzP banned, lmao. Made another afterwards xD Very nice Tut, clear and precise, HOWEVER, would be better if u put pictures of noobs doing stuff like that lmao.



... i hate GzP ...too many people post viruses there....and mods close almost every thread >.<

Main
01-18-2008, 02:00 AM
01001001 00100000 00110100 01101101 00100000 00110111 01101000 00110011 00100000 00110011 01110101 01110000 00110011 01110010 00100000 01101110 00110000 00110000 00110110 00101100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101011 01101110 00110000 01110111 00100000 01000001 01010011 01000011 01001001 01001001

try read it with out translate it

Arlie
01-22-2008, 12:00 AM
Can someone give me yew cutter scripts plx

jser
01-24-2008, 04:15 AM
m3 is n0 n0o0o0b y()u 13 t3h /\/[][]b. M3 wr1t3 g00d s(r1pt3 t4t g1mm3 l0t3 0f m0n135. Eye f1/\/N4lly g0t m3 a gpZzz. 1 4m s0 mucho r1ch3r th3/\/ u fr0013L3ts!!!!!!!11111111!!!!shiftz0r!!!!!!!111111

Try to understand it.

stnrscott2
01-24-2008, 04:49 AM
free n00b points plz?

Fingertips
02-02-2008, 11:50 PM
haha

armin
02-06-2008, 12:34 AM
Well this is how I expected it to go:

Someone: 'Who the hell is TooManySitUps?'

Boreas: 'Switch the first and last letter of my name, what do you get?'

Someone: 'Um, SoreAb?'

Boreas: 'And how do you get that?'

Someone: 'From Too Many Sit Ups!! Haha, Boreas you are so clever!'

Boreas: 'Ya he's like my evil twin that takes over when I'm being really sarcastic, or playing devil's advocate.'

:rolleyes: Well at least I tried...

^^ that made me lol:D

i break rules
02-10-2008, 06:03 AM
One word, LOL

i grab loot
02-15-2008, 11:35 PM
DO()d !'d B3s 4 1337 N338
0Wn$ J()() CH3eBs W!F M7 Le37 T41k R16H7?
L34k!N6 P0ON$ 4LL!!!

lol jk but very good/funny =p

coole8
02-19-2008, 12:34 AM
Lol, great guide.. helped me a lot! :D

spacemans
03-01-2008, 05:52 PM
01001001 00100000 00110100 01101101 00100000 00110111 01101000 00110011 00100000 00110011 01110101 01110000 00110011 01110010 00100000 01101110 00110000 00110000 00110110 00101100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101011 01101110 00110000 01110111 00100000 01000001 01010011 01000011 01001001 01001001

*type google.com in address bar*
*type binary to text in search bar and press "i'm feeling lucky"*
*copy and paste M_A_I_N_FTW's message into the form and press "to text"*

Harry
03-01-2008, 05:59 PM
@ spacemans:
01001001001000000110000101101101001000000111010101 11001101101001011011100110011100100000011000010010 00000110011001110010011001010110010100100000010101 00011001010111100001110100001000000111010001101111 00100000010000100110100101101110011000010111001001 11100100100000011000110110111101101110011101100110 01010111001001110100011001010111001000100000011001 10011100100110111101101101001000000110100001110100 01110100011100000011101000101111001011110111011101 11011101110111001011100111001001101111011101010110 00100110000101101001011110000110100101101110011101 00011001010111001001100001011000110111010001101001 01110110011001010010111001100011011011110110110100 10111101010000011011000110000101111001010001110111 00100110111101110101011011100110010000101111010000 10011010010110111001100001011100100111100101011111 01000011011011110110111001110110011001010111001001 11001101101001011011110110111000101111010000100110 10010110111001100001011100100111100101011111010101 00011011110101111101010100011001010111100001110100 00101110011000010111001101110000001000000011101000 101001
and

01000010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100 10000001110000011101110110111001111010001000000111 10010110111101110101011100100010000001100001011100 110111001100101110
lol :)

The Reeper
03-01-2008, 06:16 PM
r0fl what a pro. you all know he googled for this guide, he's no real noob :rolleyes:


POSER!!!!
:D

~ The Reeper ~

Torrent of Flame
03-02-2008, 09:36 PM
Hahaha. Look at all of the people with under 10 posts making a free post :D

I r l1k3 t3h 1337. 1 p0st3d 2 4pps 1n 0n3 m0nth 4nd dat d00d g0t p1ss3d c4z 1 d1dn7 r3ad h15 tut h4hh4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4.


:p

Lukeboy_19
03-08-2008, 11:23 PM
Nice text =P

moosildinho
03-09-2008, 08:21 AM
7h1s i5 t3h w0n pl4(3 u can Git away wiff 5pammage. lol.

moosildinho
03-09-2008, 08:22 AM
oh and i forgot - WHAT THE FUCK is this 'edit' button?

greg3507
07-13-2008, 05:30 PM
1 v00d l1k3 @ fr33 4ut0 pwn3r 4nd b4nk3r w17h 13337 5k1ll5 pl0x!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sh1ft1111111!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! :D

sgtbeil
07-14-2008, 06:27 PM
this is hilarious...i dont see why anyone would even do any of that in the first place

Wool
07-14-2008, 09:55 PM
For a second while I was reading this I started to believe that a new point system was going to be put in. And admins, mods and other significant others could give noob points to people depending on the 'crime'. lol, everyone could have a noob percentage bar ;)

david493
10-19-2008, 06:52 PM
I'm no noob.

BlackThursday
10-19-2008, 07:05 PM
I'm no noob.

Yea I agree lol.

(I can't believe no ones done this one yet.)

guitaristnck
10-22-2008, 02:23 AM
I 4m 7h3 3up3r n006, i kn0w ASCII <-- translated

Kryptic
11-24-2008, 06:49 PM
Lmao that was interesting to read, but good tips also.
Thanks

~Kryptic

anandacote
12-24-2008, 02:58 AM
Lol this is so funny!!! And so true...

Guru Jake
02-23-2009, 12:25 AM
:eek: am i considered a noob?... I know how to use the edit button :)

lysolman00
02-25-2009, 01:00 AM
So are you encouraging people to become noobs? :)

Baked0420
02-25-2009, 03:30 AM
I think you forgot one, gravedigging. But this is a funny tut, I like it.

EDIT:lysolman00, obviously not, this is obviously sarcasm, and is what not to do here on these forums. You think an admin would tell you guys to act like a noob and ruin the community? You guys can act like that on your own good enough already.

Boreas
02-25-2009, 04:15 AM
Well technically it's not encouraging. The first sentence is asking if the reader wants to be a noob, and then merely explains how to do it. However it fails to mention that I like to ban noobs when I'm bored.

RAM
11-01-2009, 10:35 AM
ROFL, 6 am and me and "The Captain" are still celebrating Halloween :) .... good times from finding this thread again... OK, I guess Registered Users could use 1 of their first 10 posts (required to become Jr Member) and reply that they have read the first page and agree not to be a Noob ! ..... any subsequent posts will be subject to my "Spam Hammer" ...

~RAM

Matsetst
11-01-2009, 11:11 AM
m3h w4n3 binga srl m3mbr pl0x

bud_wis_er_420
02-20-2013, 10:47 AM
I think you forgot one, gravedigging. But this is a funny tut, I like it.

EDIT:lysolman00, obviously not, this is obviously sarcasm, and is what not to do here on these forums. You think an admin would tell you guys to act like a noob and ruin the community? You guys can act like that on your own good enough already.

Whats gravedigging?:duh: lol

Ian
02-20-2013, 02:19 PM
Luckily you can't gravedig tutorials/guides