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Pwnd
04-06-2006, 11:49 AM
Sdcit is imbred,
Kane's balls are blue,
Pwnd is teh awesome,
Because he owns j00.


<3

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 11:51 AM
Sdcit stalks harmony,
Kane snipers the fools,
Pwnd plays the skin flute,
'Cause that's the right thing to do.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 11:52 AM
I forgot,
That back in the day,
Flute was spelled,
In that particular way.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 11:53 AM
As your memory is wrong,
You serve anciently dull,
That particular way,
Is Sdcits routine days.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 11:54 AM
If the edit button,
Never existed,
Your cousin,
Would still have your kid.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 11:55 AM
A change of subject,
From which was started,
Means it was really your cousin,
Who's now broken hearted.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 11:57 AM
As if you could,
Make up a joke,
It's still my cousin,
That you wish to grope.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 11:58 AM
Thinking of wrongs,
denying the rights,
Pwnd admits it was his cousin,
Who he pregnated last night.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:00 PM
It was Kane,
That his daddy never loved,
Now he's teh em0r,
He can't seem to get a hug.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:03 PM
Pwnd's once again wrong,
Covering up his little shame,
Calling me em0r,
Stuck in his own little game.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:04 PM
Thinking he's cool,
And attempting to dis,
You're nothing but a fool;
You can't own this.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:06 PM
Who is the owner,
One for shame,
Pwnd's more than a fool,
Dissing for fame.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:11 PM
All of your joke,
Are totally lame,
Sorry to hear but,
It's your mother to blame.

For she dropped you,
Straight on your head,
Right on the asfault,
Which is actually your bed.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:14 PM
Listen to yourself,
decide who's lame.

Joking left or right,
Feeling fault in shame.

As i recall,
I've been copying you,
So it's really your jokes,
Which need to improve.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:15 PM
It's already been said,
These are the last of your days,
If it wasn't for your mom, the chicken head,
You wouldn't have contraced aids.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:23 PM
A semi line, a pause un-need,
You more than broke the rhyme,
Which in default, discreets need.

Silently traced, Your final reports,
As it was really Pwnd,
Who gasped in distraught.

Think back to your past,
In the hospital room,
Your mum being treated,
And dieing in gloom.

There in which you cry,
For the truth unfolds,
The aid holder is really you,
Medically told.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:26 PM
Look whos to talk,
About breaking trends,
Atleast you can consistantly,
Stay more emo than you've ever been.

Get that hair,
Out of your eyes,
So when you cut,
People can see when you cry.

I'm sorry to also,
Spoil the surprise,
The AIDS was given to me,
Through your sexual demise.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:35 PM
Look whos to talk,
About breaking trends,
Atleast you can consistantly,
Stay more emo than you've ever been.

I'm sorry to also,
Spoil the surprise,
The AIDS was given to me,
Through your sexual demise.
Again the mention of emo brought up,
Denying your thoughts is more than stuffed up.

You can't lie to yourself,
It eats you complete alive,
But your emo'ness, Pwnd,
Burries you beyond full entise.

My sexual demise,
Also soon fooled you,
As you ran to the source,
For more seducting obtune.

The suprise was not spoilt,
I've had the tests all along,
As you see, Pwnd.
We've been family for this long.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:46 PM
Thanks for the surprise,
That you've my brother,
But it's weird,
Because we sure as hell,
Don't share the same STD infested mother.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 12:51 PM
All along i've known,
And you've been hidden by the secrets.

Our mother died when you were young,
So of course you wouldn't share the facts,
That this STD infested mother you speak of,
Was both of ours in tact.

Where you have gotten STD from, I don't know.
But i sure do hold the information,
Of your young child hood molesation,
Which has correctly messed you up,
As Your brain tuma blindens the truth,
That infact, you are the root of the source,
For now i end this,
With a beloved endource.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 12:59 PM
None of your comebacks,
Are anywhere near fresh,
But it's your mothers backside,
That you own as you tug on her breasts.

I told you once,
And I'll tell you again,
We don't share a mother,
And we're only friends,
But if by Brother,
You meant to be black,
You're white,
And that's a fact.

XxKanexX
04-06-2006, 01:16 PM
My comebacks arn't as they seem,
Fish out of a barrel or a suns distant gleem,

Everyone knows, Your sexual orinetations,
With your own mother, As she's stuck on probation.

Forced onto the street,
You fend for her cash,
Hitching every ride you can,
With any single man.

If by brother means black,
And black means white,
These facts you know of,
Are far from right.

You may have told me once,
And then several times again,
but everything you tell me,
is a lie from the trash can.

Eating from scraps,
And collecting your jokes from fortune cookies.
You don't know what's what,
So i suggest a dictionary.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 01:59 PM
You and your words,
A elaborate disguise,
But won't keep your Dad's cock,
Out from inbetween your thighs.

Sdcit's my bitch,
I'll give you that one,
But I could have sworn,
I hitched with you and you're poorly hung.

Fortune cookies are the best,
They hardly lie,
If what I'm walking is about,
Your hopes and dreams going bye bye.

Give it to me again,
I'll sure dance back,
Because, like I've said,
You have nothing to whack.
(May take some of you slower people to get that one.)

Sdcit
04-06-2006, 02:44 PM
You and your whacking
Have you ever tried sacking?
For if you sack you can be gay
And this is your chance to truly get a lay (:p)
So come on pwnd
and come on kane
Lets get together and not be sane

Im horrible at poetry ;)

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 02:53 PM
Sdcit, you're lame.
You broke the chain,
This was our little game,
And I'd rather stay straight and sane.

Now take your matress,
And your two-eight pound weights,
And pretend you have a male mate,
And pretend you've lost your virginity,
But in reality you've just had to masturbate.

I remember first post=p
04-06-2006, 04:20 PM
Lol poets are gay ;)

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 08:42 PM
Lol poets are gay ;)
;\ Crack whore.

Kernel Klink
04-06-2006, 09:26 PM
Romeo! Oh Romeo! Bah, nevermind. I know see the reasoning for the name of this forum. Although, I must add, that this poetry is quite well done for improv :p.

Pwnd
04-06-2006, 09:38 PM
Romeo! Oh Romeo! Bah, nevermind. I know see the reasoning for the name of this forum. Although, I must add, that this poetry is quite well done for improv :p.
I wasn't even expecting this to happen, actually.

So, Kane and I started a rap battle ;D

Sdcit
04-06-2006, 10:56 PM
Sdcit, you're lame.
You broke the chain,
This was our little game,
And I'd rather stay straight and sane.

Now take your matress,
And your two-eight pound weights,
And pretend you have a male mate,
And pretend you've lost your virginity,
But in reality you've just had to masturbate.

And ill pretend
that the mate is you
and ask you to lend
Some things i can chew
And we'll have fun
like never before
with cookies and buns
and bunches of lore


:P

XxKanexX
04-07-2006, 05:31 AM
And ill pretend
that the mate is you
and ask you to lend
Some things i can chew
And we'll have fun
like never before
with cookies and buns
and bunches of lore


:P
The only thing you'll chew,
That i shall ever give you for lend.
Is a sleeping tablet,
one to many to fend.

All that will be fun,
Is your craving screams,
For your ending life,
As funny as it seems.

Sdcit give up,
You've ruined the fun.
Of me and Pwnds sex0rz,
You've just gone way to far.

Pyro
04-07-2006, 08:27 AM
Sometimes you go to far
i agree with kane
Sometimes it can be annoying
Sometimes a pain

But sdcit you are cool
no matter what they say
saying you are a man lover
saying that you are gay

Hold your head high
dont worry what they call
cause ill get them eventually
once and for all

XxKanexX
04-07-2006, 10:27 AM
Sometimes you go to far
i agree with kane
Sometimes it can be annoying
Sometimes a pain

But sdcit you are cool
no matter what they say
saying you are a man lover
saying that you are gay

Hold your head high
dont worry what they call
cause ill get them eventually
once and for all
Your defence for Sdcit,
proves you love him too,

Sdcit now has a lover,
beside Driger1592.

But theres always one thing in meer existence,
our friendships visible through high experiance.

Together we'll terminate the Runescape anti-cheats,
And show who's bigger than those legit playing freaks.

;)

Pwnd
04-07-2006, 11:15 AM
Sdcit, it seems,
That you have a new butt buddy,
For you to releave your anal screams,
And Pyros cock all muddy.

You'll certainly have a blast,
Because since you are sleeping,
Those words will be your last,
And you'll find no one weeping.

YoHoJo
04-15-2006, 02:31 AM
Yohojo is the best
he is teh $hi7
And it seems that after people post here
they will never quit

These posems are very mean
Some wotse then we tend
We well all know its YOHOJO
that will win in the end.

Pwnd
04-19-2006, 03:54 AM
Yohojo is the best
he is teh $hi7
And it seems that after people post here
they will never quit

These posems are very mean
Some wotse then we tend
We well all know its YOHOJO
that will win in the end.
You're horrible,
You know it's true.

I heard you had sex with your mom,
Until your balls were black and blue.

XxKanexX
04-19-2006, 04:04 AM
Yohojo is the best
he is teh $hi7
And it seems that after people post here
they will never quit

These posems are very mean
Some wotse then we tend
We well all know its YOHOJO
that will win in the end.
You have no idea,
what to say.
So now your talking complete crap anyway.

We don't know it's Yohojo,
and we never will.

So give up now,
Go get lost in the hills.

YoHoJo
04-20-2006, 11:57 PM
You're horrible,
You know it's true.

I heard you had sex with your mom,
Until your balls were black and blue.

Dude it was YOUR mom
and yeah it was great.

Instead of my dinner
it was her pussy, i ate!

Pwnd
04-21-2006, 12:12 AM
Dude it was YOUR mom
and yeah it was great.

Instead of my dinner
it was her pussy, i ate!
That's horribley wrong,
I must say,
Because my mom is a dude;
Wow, you're gay.

XxKanexX
04-21-2006, 04:59 AM
Rofl, Owned ;p

YoHoJo
04-21-2006, 06:49 AM
Oh that was your mom!
Sry, i fucked ur dad

And belive me sir
Its the best pussy i ever had!

XxKanexX
04-21-2006, 07:57 AM
Oh that was your mom!
Sry, i fucked ur dad

And belive me sir
Its the best pussy i ever had!
Woh, 10/10 comeback there! ;) Ownage.

Sdcit
04-22-2006, 04:50 AM
I love you kane
And it wont be my bane.
I shall drive you insane
With my furry mane
And pwnd will rejoice
For i have picked my choise
and it isnt him
Oh lets continue this sim

The Un-Named
04-22-2006, 11:00 AM
Your poetry is a flame,
wild and alight,
but try not to get too lame,
for there could be a fight.

Bah, this is the first time I've done poetry for ... 7 years? :\

Pwnd
04-22-2006, 04:55 PM
Well done, Un-Named :D

YoHoJo
04-28-2007, 07:39 PM
This thread was so great
This thread was so fun
But since no one replied to me
I guess i have won?

Lets keep the fame a alive
Lets keep this flame alight
Dont be scared you pussies
Put up a fucking fight

PwNZoRNooB
04-28-2007, 08:07 PM
Lol, nice thread :p
I'm not going to even try to make a poem cuz it would be :sasmokin: :eek: LĂȘ Horrible :eek: :sasmokin:

YoHoJo
04-28-2007, 09:54 PM
PwNZoRNooB you are
ruing the thread
Make the post rhyme
Or ill slap you upside the head

Smartzkid
04-28-2007, 11:07 PM
YoHoJo is da bomb
Unlike PwNZor's mom,
who smells like guam

joshie
04-29-2007, 03:16 PM
right, here goes my sexy poem

joshie is the best
better then the rest XD
pwnd is teh noob
kane is teh pain!

woot i ownz0rz! XDXDXD

WhiteShadow
04-29-2007, 09:19 PM
This thread was so great
This thread was so fun
But since no one replied to me
I guess i have won?

Lets keep the fame a alive
Lets keep this flame alight
Dont be scared you pussies
Put up a fucking fight

Wow your a dick
bumping this thread
it's fucking years old
but i can't blame you
your just plain lame

Jason2gs
05-04-2007, 06:16 PM
Oh dear WhiteShadow,
No need for that talk,
Just turn yourself around,
And go take a walk.

Hugolord
05-06-2007, 02:21 PM
The thread i have bumped,
to regain life again,
i must now go and wee
so meet me in Italy in The F33 Train!

YoHoJo
05-07-2007, 07:37 PM
White shadow is just mad
Because he cant make a po-em
But maybe the real anger is because
He cant get a GF to blow-him

kensaurus
05-08-2007, 02:09 AM
wow nice poems...

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 05:24 AM
Yohojo's Encounter With His First GF.

Oh boy does he wait
With such great excitement
For this was the day
He's no longer a virgin.

Oh dear oh dear
He hears a sound
Holy shiet lord
You sent me a whale
Yoho looks again
and guesses what it is
Described as good as can be
Yohos new girlfriend
Is as obese as a whale!



lawlawlawl. :DD

YoHoJo
05-08-2007, 05:43 AM
Holy crap that sucked
I cant explain it in words
Was i reading poetry?
Or looking at terds?

You still cant rhyme
Im much better than you
My poems are sexy
yours.... just poo.

No matter how much you try
No matter how much time
You comments are obsolete
Unless the fking rhyme

Cant you see the pattern?
Cant you see the trend?
Every battle so far,
Yohojo has won in the end.

I suggest you stop posting
Unless you think of something good
Or ill gather up my niggas
And well shoot up yo' hood!

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 06:06 AM
Look up what Rhyme means,
Before you come mock my skills,
Poems don't pattern and bend
In jagged or straight ends
As long as its yours and theres some swing
It sums up as great, and that's how it spins

Plus there's no difference from what I can see
As far as I read it, there's no clear distinction.
I wouldn't say I own
Cus Truthfully this ain't my skill
But people who jam the same lines to many times
Are gay and have beliefs that they can rhyme.

YoHoJo
05-08-2007, 06:21 AM
Finally white
You made something ok
Too bad it sucks
And its pretty gay

You excuses are shit
And you lines suck too
Dont cry little baby
just cuz im better than you

My poems are short
Exact to the point
The burn you so hard
You need some oint (ment):p

As you can see
From the first post here
The pattern was set
It was done loud and clear

So please make a poem
With an arrangement like this
And then, only then
Will i take your diss

You poems are still shit
And you rhymes are atrocious
My poems are boss
Straight to the point and ferocious

You rhymes are sporadic
With no pattern or order
Irregular and jagged
So full of disorder

This is my last warning
I will not tell you once more
make a good poem
you dirty schtinkin' whore!

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 06:29 AM
I hate how you use so many simple words
And same lines parapharsed over and over.
Watch my quick writes of the styles you use,

"I pwn
you pwn
we all pwn
i think i rock with
the thew lettAr words
and I coin big words
just once in awhile
it looks so dang obvious
it makes me resemble
a flickin fat whore1"

ALSO

Well excuse ME, grandmutha
I don't use all my time
To Match something togethuh

By the way foo,
Stop the "ghetto 1337 speak"
It just doesn't suit yuh.

YoHoJo
05-08-2007, 06:44 AM
All these shiity poems
Are just bad excuses
for the real truth
White shadow losses

Word size does not matter
Its the meaning that does
I dont care about you vocabulary
So stfu chuz'

All youv done is whine
And bitch and complain
You're proably sitting there hopless
With no ideas in your brain

You try very hard
You try with all your might
But your too stupid to come up with a poem
Id just call it a night

Its ok if you cant rhyme
Nothing to be ashamed of
Just give up now
And ill show you some love

But the more you complain
The more i will quip
Just give up now
You stupid little dick!

And i may speak how i want
Be it leet or gansta
Whatever words i use
I will always own ya'

Im like a damn machine
Spittin' out this shit
It flows off my fingers
Just make like a banana and SPLIT!

Im getting tired of your sporadicness
You poems have no pizazz
could you open your ears now?
And get yo' head out yo' ass?!

Now this next poem better rhyme
Or im gonna be pissed
Nows your final chance
Before your head meets my first!

PS (Get on MSN This is so fun!)

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 06:56 AM
Dude I don't suck,
Even god knows (if there is one) that I rock!
In comparison to me, your just a small boy
With lollipops and dandelions
With pencil and pen
Making your first wee 3 worded stanzahs.

Tsk, tsk, you've gone way to far.
My aristocratic writing mode is over
Time for profanity and homos
Is this what you like?
Typing like fucked up homos
Trying to swing when in truth
You stray in the midst of the professors,

You have your way and me, mines
Stop critiquing my styles when your no better.

---

Just to notify you now,
Since it be sad for you to just sit der,
I'm taking a leak
Brushing my teeth
Then going to sleep.

Don't sob in the dark though !
I'll play poetry with you,
right on tomorrow!

YoHoJo
05-08-2007, 07:13 AM
Aww ok little baby
Go a head and take a nap
But you bet you buzzom
Ill be here when your back!

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 07:32 AM
r-tards got this linked in his signature. lmfao.

Hugolord
05-08-2007, 06:08 PM
r-tards got this linked in his signature. lmfao.

Rofl ! hey u guys pretty gd (here come one more for my comment im sure) hey can u make it have Hugolord ? :D

Btw Fakawi should give you guys Rank of 'Rhyme Makers' :P

WhiteShadow
05-08-2007, 10:46 PM
Mmkay a-hole I'm refreshed and I'm back,
Now what shall our new topic be for me to attack?

Whatever you throw at me
Your petty 3 lined, and 3 worded stanzas
and other pitiful phrase you find from a dictionary,
I'll intentionally throw it swiftly right back,
Targeted straight smack at yo shit which in truth, is yo face.

--This is getting old. We need to think of something more interesting to preach about. :]

EDIT:

Yohojo's balls are getting roasted !
WhiteShadowmon just keeps pwnning.
You effing suck you don't know ball from dick
So gtfo and find some other hobby to fix !


YEE B] pl0x.

Cheesehunk
05-09-2007, 03:27 AM
This thread is based on Pwnd and Kane,
All now your causing, is pain.
WhiteShadow and Yoho may try to carry the tradition,
As the originals have gone fishin'

However, they as well as I, cannot prevail
It is Kane and Pwnd who we shall hail

Ruroken
05-09-2007, 03:41 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue...

no, i'm not going to go there....

But in all seriousness, lets try and be nice... :)

WhiteShadow
05-09-2007, 03:46 AM
Just to let everyone know. Yohojo and I are good friends.

Ahh, Cheesehunk then we shall make a new thread? :rolleyes:

Mjordan
05-09-2007, 03:48 AM
You messed up the rythm,
They are being nice.
Whiteshadow's just mad
Cause YoHo ate his rice!

(lol I have no idea...)

YoHoJo
05-09-2007, 04:36 AM
Meh, whiteshadow is a chink
So eating rice works =)!

(And yeah, me and white and just messing around we are very good friends don't take any of this wrongly children)

Hugolord
05-09-2007, 05:21 AM
Meh, whiteshadow is a chink
So eating rice works =)!

(And yeah, me and white and just messing around we are very good friends don't take any of this wrongly children)

ok papa we wont :p

Mjordan
05-09-2007, 10:52 AM
Meh, whiteshadow is a chink
So eating rice works =)!

(And yeah, me and white and just messing around we are very good friends don't take any of this wrongly children)

Lol yeah I thought I saw that he was somewhere. But hey don't worry, I am too. Me moms from Hong Kong and my dads a straight up Tennessee mountain boy. So I'm half Asian.

But now back to poems...

Dunceiam
05-11-2007, 04:22 AM
Mjordan rocks
hugo lord has a big sig
My poem sucks
It looks like a pig

Dunce is in love
With b(r)east and glory
So please do not shove
my love aside, oops, shorry.

Mjordan has a pink bear
He also has fuzzy hair.
Does he like pears?
Oh please make him share!

My love for this gal
Shes so beautiful.
She's more then a pal.
Watch out Cupid might shoot-u-to(l).

I should stop rambling.
And get to bed
For I will be gambling.
These thoughts I must shed.


I am better
Then I thought
I thought I was a shetter (:p)
But I wrong-bought.

Crank the corners Mjordan said
Give it everything you got
Ahh..whats this? I should be in bed.
Cupids arrows are which I was shot. (with)

Stop this rant.
Dizzy is my head.
Let me take off my pants.
And get to bed.


Lol, skillz...

-Dunceiam

WhiteShadow
05-11-2007, 05:18 AM
Dunceiam your style,
Is like finding Barny in the meat aisle.

Dunceiam
05-11-2007, 11:15 AM
But salami is good.
So is bony meat.
Being quiet you should.
That is my only pleat.

I see you're from WangstaVille
You probably say "stfu"
I bet you never chill.
Do you have gellin shoes?
Or do you just take pills?

That I don't know.
Confusing as "deedhi"
So I must not put on a show.
My poems really sheety.

(Lol, skillz.)
-Dunceiam

joshie
05-16-2007, 10:56 AM
your parents are related
you have never dated
you always dribble
go eat some kitty kibble ROFL

Hugolord
05-16-2007, 07:50 PM
your parents are related
you have never dated
you always dribble
go eat some kitty kibble ROFL

Im not sure what you mean
Thus i am confused
so go and edit your post
because this thread is getting wooooohooooojujed!

YoHoJo
05-18-2007, 04:36 AM
Im not sure what you mean
Thus i am confused
so go and edit your post
because this thread is getting wooooohooooojujed!


ROFLMFAO! (i really am!)

wooooohooooojujed

Holy shit nice!
Im goign to record myself saying this poem it sounds hilarious in my head!

Phade
05-21-2007, 10:02 PM
Sdcit sucks
And Pwnd got Pwned by Kane.
The raps in this thread are officially lame.
From being black to rapeage
From family and love to hateage
You people need to quit trying to fake it.
Pwnd dont quit your day job I doubt Kane is trying
And Yoho, keep on going, because Shadow sucks at writing
This topic is random, dont say it isnt, you know it.
The judges made their call, now sticky and close it.

R0b0t1
09-29-2007, 02:57 AM
I've brought it to life,
again once more,
to waller in speldor
for a time so'mor.

For a short story,
a'likely you'll hear,
I found this bore
after almost half a year!

So humbly one night,
while looking at porn,
I decided to search,
for the humble word virgin.

Up popped this thread,
out of the night,
to envoke desires
I might have not liked.

For I suck at poems, rhymes, and hiakus,
but you will not make me sing a song of the blues.

So travel away, adventurer dear,
for this thread hath nothing to bear.
So gather you're words, big an small,
and go be poetic and give it your all.

For you are the sole commander of heart of dreams a'many,
so travel with a burning spear and o' horse of air to be
but summoned to tourney, of knight of ghosts and shadows,
Ten leagues beyon the worlds end -- you might just find your poetry!

Czepa
09-29-2007, 03:16 PM
NO GARY NO!
NO GARY NO!

Nooooooo GARY!
no gary, no gary, no gary. NO

R0b0t1
10-01-2007, 01:35 AM
WTF?, I said to myself,
as I took his post, down from my shelf.

Czepa
10-01-2007, 10:12 AM
hahaha sorry, it must have seemed wierd. ill put it into context:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0PLPEGN2l8
NO GARY NO!
NO GARY NO!

Nooooooo GARY!
no gary, no gary, no gary. NO

faster789
10-02-2007, 10:48 PM
ok..lol nice poem?

Czepa
10-04-2007, 09:51 AM
roses are red
violets are blue
and i hate you

^^ i did it! :D
jks

Mjordan
10-04-2007, 11:01 PM
I've brought it to life,
again once more,
to waller in speldor
for a time so'mor.

For a short story,
a'likely you'll hear,
I found this bore
after almost half a year!

So humbly one night,
while looking at porn,
I decided to search,
for the humble word virgin.

Up popped this thread,
out of the night,
to envoke desires
I might have not liked.

For I suck at poems, rhymes, and hiakus,
but you will not make me sing a song of the blues.

So travel away, adventurer dear,
for this thread hath nothing to bear.
So gather you're words, big an small,
and go be poetic and give it your all.

For you are the sole commander of heart of dreams a'many,
so travel with a burning spear and o' horse of air to be
but summoned to tourney, of knight of ghosts and shadows,
Ten leagues beyon the worlds end -- you might just find your poetry!

After almost half a year you revived this thread,
And I thank you for that,
For it is too good to be dead.

But now it's time for me to show you who I really am,
So don't fool yourself,
Because you are just a little boy, I'm the real man.

So lay down your beats,
Pretend like your from the streets,
But you obviously don't know me,
Cause I'm the singer from Run DMC!

So bring all you got,
No matter if your black or not,
You might try and stand tall,
But boy your just gonna fall!

neG
10-05-2007, 03:42 PM
Step 'outta the way,
neG has found this thread,
I Just read all the posts,
Now you all must dread,

My rhythmic genius,
So smart, so witty,
So when I read yours,
Yes, I pity,

So hit me back,
Give me your best shot,
You'll just keep owned,
More often than not.


(What ya think? any good?)

Bourdou!
10-05-2007, 04:09 PM
You say you will own me
You say I will dread
But how can a fear you
When your already dead?

You say your genius
Something I must protest
For everyone knows
You are one to detest

Now I must do
What every true genius must
I must rule over all
so please eat my puss

R0b0t1
10-08-2007, 10:59 PM
Eat your puss?
A woman you is?
For if I did not know dis,
I would bitslapp you today.

Forget all the poems,
forget all the rhymes,
for I killed you all,
before the begging of time.

Czepa
10-10-2007, 07:32 AM
TO THE LEECHERS
when u repeatedly
take advantage of me
the only thought i get of you
sickens me
everybody knows your fake
your everything i fucking hate
im everything that you could
NEVER BEEEEEE

Metagen
10-10-2007, 05:14 PM
Come into the wildy;
Come into my grasp.
When i pwn u silly
youll fall down and gasp.

At lumbridge, youll be,
in awe from my shat;
i switched of my ranged
and 2 handed ur phat.

In desperate fury
you clicked on the food;
with vehement rage
yelled 'LAG LAG LAG NOOB!!"

i stood on your bones
in mock of the kill;
in sunlight it shone,
worth 400 mil.

If you think you're tough
bank all items but three,
for ill make you crust
when i hit 73.

The blood on my hands
doest cry against me
but while in this land
it serves against thee

oh call upon darkness,
call upon light;
no man can beat me,
not in this fight.

EvilChicken!
10-11-2007, 12:59 PM
That's horribley wrong,
I must say,
Because my mom is a dude;
Wow, you're gay.

PWND BY BWND!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!:duh: :p







Oh my god, I am so sorry..

Metagen
10-16-2007, 04:45 PM
EvilChicken has not the skillz
to rhyme his text as pwnerz do
post not in here, lest ye be killed
without a poetic rhyme, you fou

Pancakes
10-17-2007, 11:37 AM
I doubt that I can,
join in this thread,
but if I may try,
it is me you will dread.

For I am the one, the only, the truth.
I'm gonna bitch-slap you all to the roof.

'WTF 1z d4T b1tCh t4lk1nG b0uT?' you may question,
well, my friend, I have a confession.

You see, I am the owner,
of all in this post,
with my 1337 dictionary skills,
you will fear me the most.

The point of this post,
you may want to ask,
well my good friend,
to simply own your ass!

We all know Wizzup,
RAM and WT,
but the one you will fear,
is me!

For I am the denier,
the bringer of truth,
I shall smother you all,
In my 'ternal youth.

As you can see,
I'm not short of time,
that is why Pancakes,
makes the ultimate rhymes!

Metagen
10-18-2007, 04:38 PM
Ahh yes my friend, with rhymes you are good;
but use meter and grammer, fellow youthhood;

for i too have time
to watch you all fail,
your diction is good
but still you will wail.

for i have the skill,
born from grade 12,
to puncture your poem,
like arrows from elves.

Your words are crossed,
'i am the truth'
hardly a line if
you've eternal youth.

If you want to learn
to fit in my shoes,
theres only one way
join my fan crew.

Jackrawl
10-18-2007, 05:32 PM
Your fan crew I won't join,
for you aren't true,
not to your sweetheart,
but to your dear father;

Markus
10-18-2007, 06:23 PM
I own allz
You suck ballz
Cus I am t3h 1337 man
and you got a noob clan

the scar noob
10-18-2007, 06:36 PM
plz all shut up
i know that my poetry sucks
but i also know
is that YOHOYO rocks!

Jackrawl
10-18-2007, 09:36 PM
Not just poetry that sucks for you
also your life, and grammar too

Metagen
10-20-2007, 11:41 PM
jack and markus,
and scar noob too.
your tries are pathetic
they disgust even poo.

All of your words
are strung like cut yarn.
try to make phrases
or return to your farm.

I am the one standing
the one still unbeat
i am the grand champion
until my defeat.

Jackrawl
10-21-2007, 09:31 PM
Your defeat is now,
The Grand Champion is I,
Now come have a picnic,
With Mommy and I. (WHO'S YO DADDY!?)

Metagen
10-22-2007, 10:38 AM
You claim your poem defeateth me?
your poem just claimed that it did.
however you are up your butt.
Or so your Location says you is. (lol read that again plz??)

You cannot dethrone
so do not blaspheme
cause I am your god
on you my rain pees.

you have to win
to defeat me
not only want
your wish to be.

for now
you've lost
go back.
re-post.

yes
jack,
you
lack.

Jackrawl
10-25-2007, 12:23 AM
Lack I may,
but still you suck,
come again my inferior friend,
for your lies fool me not.

Metagen
10-25-2007, 12:27 PM
aha my friend,
'fool you not', you said?
t'was your mom who sucked
on me, in bed.

Inferior in what?
your measly head?
you say 'lack i may'
thats what she said.

EDIT: lol

Jackrawl
10-25-2007, 08:12 PM
LOL THAT WAS NICE META!

My mother be dead,
My father lives,
perhaps I'm mistaken;

No, No, it cannot be!
Could you be my mother?

Eicca
10-25-2007, 08:21 PM
I rule
you suck
getting banned
..tough luck

Metagen
10-26-2007, 01:13 PM
How can this be?
if your mother is dead
who was the person
from whoom i got head?

the pieces dont fit
was it from your sis?
the pieces dont fit
not enough tetris.

Jackrawl
10-28-2007, 02:54 AM
You Lie!
You Lie
No You Do Not Lye!
(what!?)

Lacky
10-28-2007, 04:31 AM
I do not lie,
But I will defy,
Your body shall soon,
Be up on the moon!

Metagen
10-29-2007, 03:57 PM
that was totally lame :f: lol

(for the sake of poetry)

you are one to blame.
you should be in shame
for loosing your fame

im not on the moon
that is totally noob
how shall i soon
be up on the moon?

edit: and wtf lye??

Lacky
10-30-2007, 11:17 AM
that was totally lame :f: lol

(for the sake of poetry)

you are one to blame.
you should be in shame
for loosing your fame

im not on the moon
that is totally noob
how shall i soon
be up on the moon?

edit: and wtf lye??

I know...I was bored :p

Jackrawl
10-31-2007, 12:06 AM
YOU LYE YOU LYE
YOU LYE YOU LYE
ZOMG HOW YOU LYE
YOU LYE SOME MORE
WHY NOT CRY SOME MORE
OH MY HOW YOU LYE!
(Yeah, I don't have a clue...Just random garbage that floated in)

Metagen
10-31-2007, 12:39 PM
you lie on lye
and lie that i
ever did lie
or lie on lye

lye is an base
they put in soap
lie is a face
that kills all hope

you lay in lies
and burn in lye
the brimstone of hell
... ring any bells?

YoHoJo
03-01-2008, 03:31 AM
This thread is very old
But iv decided to bump it
Sp0ry has a British accent
So its funny when he says crumpet

Drew_Dawg
03-04-2008, 12:19 AM
thanks for the bump YoHoJo
this thread was hella funny to read
I can think of a ryhme to bash your mom
But really, I feel no need

Metagen
07-04-2008, 10:08 PM
btw im totally the winner of this thread. :D

Firebrand
07-04-2008, 11:09 PM
I'll start again :D

Chop the tree,
Be care don't slip,
Destroy runescape,
Mr Bot thinks he can script,

Lawl thats pretty shitty really :D

EvilChicken!
07-04-2008, 11:24 PM
Fucking hell, you noob
You imbecile prick
Go and play with your dick
And your remaining silicone boob

You cannot script for shit
HelloWorldApp, whats that?
You knowledge = 1 bit
And by the way, you're fat

so why the fuck do you
gravedig this old shit
why don't you just
give the fuck up and quit



Edit: Now that this has been gravedug, I'll bookmark this, and I'll be expecting backfire..

Metagen
07-05-2008, 01:06 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice one evil, honourable mention!

the chicken fin'ly speaks his mind aloud
but all I hear is this odd bawking sound
i inch up close to hear amid the cloud
of stench and flies to which you are close-bound

i wave away the pests around your head
and plug my nose to save my sorry ass
"you noob you prick your dick" he clearly said
i rear and say "who do you dare harass?"

he shits in fear and makes a bloody mess
and then he spouts out wierd computer terms
then slowly bows his head to then confess
"i'm sorry i suck dicks scaled unto worms"

in shock i step away from his gross shit
but then pull out 10 inches of huge dick.

edit: btw thats a shakepearian sonnet

Daniel
07-09-2008, 03:14 AM
Metagen rose
Out of the blue
Shot Wizzup, Fawki
And EvilChicken too.

It was at night
that had happened
cos' nobody could see
because of poor sight

Then suddenly,
Dan's The Man rose,
Shot Metagen,
Right through the clothes.

Metagen died,
Even though,
he tried,
to survive the bullet,
that got him down.

But he failed,
as usual,
now we prevailed,
Dan's The Man forever.

:p

True story, true story :p

EvilChicken!
07-09-2008, 10:56 AM
the chicken fin'ly speaks his mind aloud
but all I hear is this odd bawking sound
i inch up close to hear amid the cloud
of stench and flies to which you are close-bound

i wave away the pests around your head
and plug my nose to save my sorry ass
"you noob you prick your dick" he clearly said
i rear and say "who do you dare harass?"

he shits in fear and makes a bloody mess
and then he spouts out wierd computer terms
then slowly bows his head to then confess
"i'm sorry i suck dicks scaled unto worms"

in shock i step away from his gross shit
but then pull out 10 inches of huge dick.

edit: btw thats a shakepearian sonnet

OK, son, step it then,
What have you got to say?
I cannot understand your message;
Are you really gay?

Fine, deny, don't see the light
Stay in your closet, boy
The world involves a little more
than your dildo toy

And, by the way, Dan and Meta; Please stop breaking and killing the rhymes.

Daniel
07-10-2008, 04:47 AM
Did i break it,
Oh i broke it?
Never knew i did it,
Until you wrote it.

Yes, we know meta is gay,
you don't have to say,
But that dildo toy,
made me enjoy,
the laugh of past,
of a 10-year-old boy ;)

Squigglyo
07-10-2008, 05:07 AM
if meta is gay then i know somethings for sure
if what you say is surely the truth
then he must play the game that which i really hate
Runescape, the games made of poop.


----------
Cutting wood and mining ore
you players are all so thick
i hate the runescape fanboy fags
who just want to suck andrews dick

the game is boring, it makes me bleed
out of my hands and thighs
if i had to sit thru it anymore
ide gladly pick out my eyes

so i did you farewell, you big game of fags
until next time i come
to insult you, you fat pimply piles of scum
and also bang your mum

Metagen
07-11-2008, 06:25 AM
wow, you guys are really mean to me :'( i quit. dan is too mean

Daniel
07-11-2008, 08:43 AM
wow, you guys are really mean to me :'( i quit. dan is too mean
Yes, we're mean,
and very very lean.
Especially that you're crying,
since you're dying,
from the bullet which hit you,
and made you fell in doggy doo-doo :p

You left,
So what?,
You're a theft,
anyways.

You stole this thread,
and then you said,
"I eat Banana Bread",
"for breakfast".

So your gone now,
everyone enjoys it,
and you vow,
that you'll never return,
"I Split",
said Metagen,
the Dead General.

:p :p :p :p :p

Don't you just love my poetry? :p

Metagen
07-11-2008, 08:59 AM
Your poetry is wonderful

XxKanexX
07-15-2008, 05:01 PM
AHA, wow! This is still going?
Talk about ancient.

Good times, good times.

Daniel
07-16-2008, 01:44 AM
AHA, wow! This is still going?
Talk about ancient.

Good times, good times.
:p Kane vs. Pwnd and Kane got Pwnd by Pwnd who got Pwnd by Kane :p

NiCbaZ
07-24-2008, 06:32 AM
dans your lame
you need stop shouting out your name
you think you go control
but hey you dont you just 2 lame


yeahh h bitch!

Daniel
07-25-2008, 11:43 AM
dans your lame
you need stop shouting out your name
you think you go control
but hey you dont you just 2 lame


yeahh h bitch!
NiCbaZ, don't be cool,
that's always the rule,
stop trying, and lying,
or you'll be dyeing,
like Metagen, from before,
who fell to the floor.

yeahh h bitch!