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ub3r |<1||3r*1337*
04-08-2006, 07:29 PM
here is the last story to this series. lol. you should read the other stories first if u havent read them. here is a quick review of the characters.

kaitnieks: our best friend
???????: he will say his real name!!!!
computer nerd: wasnt he supposed to die?
bankeĊ¸: died from that big nuclear blast
foomer: ran away!
andrew::mad: he miraculously survived the big blast
Dr.Mironova: a russian chemecal master

Scar 2.03: totally outdated
scar 3.00: outdated
scar 4.00: the best macroing device ever made



the people all over the world use macroing devices
andrew: HOLY FUCK!!! i fucking hate everybody! thats fucking it! no more computers! the newest runescape will have to be run by the real person! muahahahah!!
in 8 years, virtual runescape has been created
kaitnieks: god dam. what am i going to do now? well, i might as well play it a bit and see how it is.
2 months later
kaitnieks:dam, it uses VRG coding. i'm going to try and make something that will be so awesome.
???????: fucker head!!!
computer nerd:bitch ass!
???????: poor ass
computer nerd: shit for brains!
???????: porn star!
computer nerd:Mule!
???????: cow licker!
computer nerd: crack head!
???????: i'm a better hacker than you mother fucker!
computer nerd: well fucking see about that fuck head!
???????: ok then, first one to corrupt all virtual runescape data and trap everyone in there is the winner! if i win, you have to lick my ass! if you win, i'll reveal my god dam name!
computer nerd: its a deal!
after 70 seconds of hacking, they trapped everyone playing the game and they are stuck. computer nerd actually won because he cheated.
???????: fuck you mother fucker! fuck you! fucking bullshit ass fucking mother fucking fasther fucker! i'm going to fuck your ass up bitch! you fucking dont play fucking fair!
computer nerd: all i did was steal your source codes! now... reveal your god dam ass name or i unleash all your hacks to the world!
???????: grrrrr... fine... my real name is................................................ ...
kaitnieks: doo dee doo dah boop badoop! bap! there we go! shite compared to autorune is no more! there is now Virtual macroer!VM! i'm going to release this right now.
Dr.Mironova: да, я наконец создал совершенное оружие против Соединенных Штатов! терроризм ударит снова! они все заплатят за их безумие! я создал агента газа нерва.
kaitnieks: ahh... its all nice here. i'm just sitting here and...
news: this just in! the virtual game runescape has trapped millions of people around the world in the game! they cant get out!
kaitnieks:whoa! some major hacker must of done this!
andrew: oh crap! i hope this doesnt go against my reputation!
meanwhile, in russia...
terrorist: ракета почти готова к запуску доктор Миронова, которого это должно начать(запустить) через 5 минут
back in the USA...
hoodvar: *sigh* i cannot believe i have been defeated by a computer nerd...
computer nerd: ha ha! in your face mother fucker! you cant mess wit me biatch!
the missile soars into the air
News: this just in! the people that were stuck in virtual reality have been rescued!
kaitnieks: phew, i'm glad to hear that, well... i'm going to go on my plane now.
the missile roars in the air
the missile has been spotted by a commercial airliner!
commercial airliner: this is jetflight 624! there is a missile soaring through the air! heading towards the us!
News:Breaking news! Breaking news! a missile is making its way into the US! everybody get your gas masks and put them on before its too late!
kaitnieks: HOLY FUCK!
every1 at kaitnieks forum: HOLY FUCK!
hoodvar: HOLY FUCK!
computer nerd: HOLY FUCK!
andrew: why me? why me? WHY ME!?
the missile hisses into its decending!
the missile activates its nerve gas spreading around all over the US
the missile explodes and destroys Texas
News:*cough*brea..*cough*king..*cough*
kaitnieks: :D good thing i got in my plane and into take off
andrew: *cough* my game! *cooough*noo!*cough*lol, just joking! i got my gas mask on!
kaitnieks: well, i'm going into the tecnology room in my plane, gonna play some virtual runescape.
andrew: i'm going to go into virtual runescape
kaitnieks and andrew both log in at the same location!
kaitnieks: Fuck you bitch ass!
kaitnieks punches him in the face
Andrew: its you! fuck you dick head!
andrew kicks kaitnieks in the shin
kaitnieks chokes andrew
andrew gets out and almost breaks kaitnieks leg
kaitnieks pulls out a dragon longsword and slashes andrew
andrew gets his cannon and entangles kaitnieks and programmed everything to stop him from moving
kaitnieks gets blown from the rune cannonballs
hoodvar joins the game!
kaitnieks: hey!*boof!* can u help?
hoodvar un-entagles kaitnieks
hoodvar gives kaitnieks a 50000000 attack bonus
hoodvar gives kaitnieks 100000000000000000000000000000000000 defence bonus
andrew bans hoodvar's IP and mac address
kaitnieks throws grenades against andrew
andrew has 10hp left
kaitnieks has 6hp left
the game malfunctions and goes all blurry!
the game goes all blank...
kaitnieks finds himself in a gas mask suit in his house
kaitnieks: what the fuck happened?
andrew: holy fuck! i'm in nowhere!
kaitnieks: i thought i was in my plane?
andrew gets his gas mask taken off
kaitnieks: holy crap... its like a ghost town here... who would do such a god dam thing?
hoodvar: fuck you asshole!
computer nerd: go fuck yourself!
hoodvar: i'm going to fucking blow you up!
computer nerd: not if i do it first!
hoodvar and computer nerd just go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

there you all go! hope you like it!

Home
04-08-2006, 08:28 PM
Nice :D :p

Jagex_Fagex
04-08-2006, 10:10 PM
haha lol, how long does it take you to write these?

ub3r |<1||3r*1337*
04-09-2006, 12:22 AM
hmm, mabye 30 minutes. now thats a real waste of my time!lol

hey, if you want, i can make a bonus story of hoodvar and computer nerd figting each other! :D

Jagex_Fagex
04-09-2006, 04:47 AM
k, the would be cool, but you don'thave to...

c0de
04-09-2006, 10:16 AM
hahaha! great man :) i love your stories :)

XxKanexX
04-09-2006, 10:43 AM
You come up with the craziest ideas. Nice :p Very entertaining and soothing for my bordem.

insanec10wnz
11-30-2006, 12:25 AM
Lmafo Great Read.

jeffreytuner
06-11-2007, 05:38 PM
love the storys hope u make more

Markus
06-12-2007, 03:07 PM
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Lacky
10-28-2007, 02:54 AM
Wowzor...what a digger...I seriously wanna know what they search for when they dig threads...

red eyes 20
12-05-2007, 07:20 PM
lol
the, profanity XD

Markus
12-05-2007, 07:22 PM
Gravediggers!
11-30-2006, 01:25 Am
06-12-2007, 05:07 PM
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supadude
12-08-2007, 05:43 AM
rofl that was so funny gj dude