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ub3r |<1||3r*1337*
04-09-2006, 03:13 PM
since you all like my stories and crap, i thought i would make another story!:D ok, so as you all know, ??????? has revealed his name and its hoodvar

hoodvar: hates computer nerd so god dam much cuz he had to reveal his name.
computer nerd: hates hoodvar to death



computer nerd:fuck you!
hoodvar:no! fuck you!
computer nerd: you are just like p00flake!
hoodvar: your fist name and last name is... Dum me!
computer nerd: bitch!
hoodvar: dick licker!
computer nerd: cock sucker!
hoodvar: queer!
computer nerd: jew!
hoodvar: slut!
computer nerd:n*****!
hoodvar: WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME BIATCH? YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME????
computer nerd: bring it on! BRING IT ON!
hoodvar: ok then you dumbass racist! your a stupid god dam urine drinker!
computer nerd: Fuck head!
hoodvar: shit face!
computer nerd: you are so ugly, that you destroy every building you see.
hoodvar: your so ugly, your mom gets too embarrased and wants to kill you!
computer nerd: your ass is so ugly, that you cant point it to anyone or they will blow up!
hoodvar: *sends a worm to computer nerd's computer*
hoodvar: ha! mother fucker wants to mess wit me!
computer nerd: diddnt you forget fuck head? I HAVE BLACK MARKET ANTI-VIRUS! BITCH!
hoodvar: i bet i can kill you right here, right now!
computer nerd: diddnt you forget? your in russia, AND I'M IN US! BITCH!
hoodvar: dont make me come over there and slap your face right off!
computer nerd: dont make me do it first!
hoodvar: your mom!
computer nerd: your ass!
hoodvar: *launches the russian ICBM rocket*
computer nerd: *sends a kamikaze plane*
hoodvar: your in for a giant suprise!
computer nerd: your in for a bigger one!!
hoodvar: *launches the nuclear atomic hydrogen plutonium bomb rocket*
hoodvar: your going to die so soon!
computer nerd: fuck you!
computer nerd: *sends a nerve gas rocket towards hoodvar*
the rockets all zoom in the air...
hoodvar:* launches all the rockets available in russia towards computer nerd's hideout*
computer nerd: *launches the laser bomb and launches the nuclear blaster bomb and 1 million kamekaze planes with unstable plutonium towards hoodvar's hideout
hoodvar: you will die!
computer nerd: ha!
hoodvar: diddnt you know? i sent so many rockets and suiciders towards you!
computer nerd: i sent nerve gas bombs and nuclear rockets! i'm better than you!
hoodvar: you have shit for brains, diddnt you know that??
computer nerd: fuck you! BITCH!
suddenly, all the rockets and suiciders miss their very own locations and hit randomly across the globe!
the world has been blown up, exept for computer nerd and hoodvar!!
hoodvar: i got better UPS!! your UPS stinks!!!!
computer nerd: i have 1320981KW volt supply! BITCH!!
hoodvar: i'm going to fucking kill you god dam ass nerd bitch!
computer nerd: dont make me destroy you!
hoodvar: thats it! i'm going over there!
hoodvar uses his teleporter and goes to computer nerd's hideout
hoodvar punches computer nerd's glasses, his glasses almost break.
computer nerd kicks hoodvar in the nuts
hoodvar: awhhhh!!.... god dam you! ow!
hoodvar chokes computer nerd so hard that his face goes red!
hoodvar kills computer nerd
computer nerd pushes a button beside him
laser beams show and put millions of holes in hoodvar
hoodvar dissapears!
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well... looks like the world explodes... everyone is dead... lol

c0de
04-09-2006, 03:27 PM
HAHAHAHA :) Dude you own :D

JiveTonto@Gmail.com
04-09-2006, 06:52 PM
=p hehe nice

jeffreytuner
06-11-2007, 05:43 PM
lmao u need to write a book :P

Smartzkid
06-11-2007, 08:11 PM
04-09-2006

[PWNT!!]

BobboHobbo
06-12-2007, 09:19 AM
ROFL nice story

Boredmx
08-17-2007, 03:03 PM
LOL!!!!! ohhh crap da nerd died first : (

ShowerThoughts
08-17-2007, 03:11 PM
is this really happend?:p

kaustav_002
08-17-2007, 07:42 PM
rofltwaffle a bonus part haha. No this didnt really happen hes just trying to write stuff .

malotthouse
01-24-2008, 09:15 PM
haha wow. this is kinda sad. but funny. you should continue cuz its hilarious :)