The Corrupted Wish Game

[dagger5678]

Let's play a fun new game! I've seen this on other forums; it went on for 20+ pages. Let's beat that record!

Here is how you play. The first person wishes for something, and the next person grants it, but changes it so something bad happens. Then, that person wishes for something and so forth.


Here's a few examples:

User1: I wish I could hack.
User2: You hack at the BIG building, and it falls on you and crushes you. I wish I had a lot of money.
User3: It turns out to be monopoly money. I wish for pie.

And so on...

Here are the rules:

1. No replying something similar to: "You don't get your wish."
HAS TO BE IMAGINATIVE.

2. You MUST wish for something after you grant a wish.

3. Anything Off-Topic must be enclosed by . It's easier on the eyes...

4. HAVE FUN!(h)

I'll start us off.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Edit: Hooray, this thread is booming!

[cause]

The dragon turns out to be 3 tons, and roasts your buttocks. I wish for l33t banjo skillz...

[dagger5678]

You play the banjo so well that you are mobbed to death by fans.

I wish for a 18k gold Nintendo DS.

[bullzeye95]

You get robbed because of it. (OMFG THEY TOOK YOUR COMPUTER TOO WTFOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!111111)

I wish for a penis.

[Ejjman]

U get one, but your boyfriend chomps it off when u decide to test it with him.


I wish for a ps3.

[cause]

You get a Ps3 then find out after 832 hours strait of playing it, your brains have leaked out your left ear and now your head makes a bong sound whenever you fall over (which is alot), and when people here the bong, the all fall on their knees in the direction of Pakistan. (Their knees hurt alot from your rumbly-bumbly-ness)

I wish for a bajillion doll-hairs, NO WAIT, I SAID DOLLARS!

[legendaryhero90]

the dollars turned out to be counterfeits and you get arrested for using them...

i wish to have the Jagex company

[c0de]

You become the next Andrew G and die. I wish I had a pen.

[I Karma I]

You get the pen except the pen is evil and it stabs you. ^_^


I wish for my SRL stat sig to work... -.-

[Dunceiam]

Your SRL Stats Sig downloads a keylogger on to your computer, corrupting all your files and stealing your RS accounts, and also your bank account(s). I wish for 3 more wishes.

-Dunceiam

[legendaryhero90]

you wasted your wish because you cant wish for more wishes!

i wish for some ice cream! :cartman:

[phatal]

You get your ice cream but then it melts into ice cream soup... i wish for a new aryan bot

[Yakman]

you get the aryan bot, its called arga, but the community is very private so you cant use it :p

i wish i lived in a gated community where you have to live there to get through the gates, it would make a change from my rough neighbourhood :)

like this
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/269/saskatoongatedcommunitycc7.th.jpg (http://img65.imageshack.us/my.php?image=saskatoongatedcommunitycc7.jpg)

[cause]

You get the gated community, but, the gates turn out to be pointy, and the work men suck so(lets do math shall we): Gates + You = Shishkabob, even though your name is yakman(lets do spelling shall we) = Shishkayak. I wish for sister to stop yaking (haha) on the phone. (When you need me call me)

[dagger5678]

Your sister stops talking on the phone, but your mom starts talking on it instead.

I wish the 7th Harry Potter book came out early.

[cause]

Same!!!!!

[legendaryhero90]

the book comes out but it turns out to be very bad

i wish for some laxatives :D

[Dunceiam]

The laxatives over-power you and you end up drowning in...err...very...err...brown stuff! I wish for the ability to fly.

-Dunceiam

[Yakman]

you get the wings, Icarus. But you fly too close to the sun, so the wax melts and your wings fall off :p

i wish i could get linux to work

[Sumilion]

You get Linux to work but you then find out that its actually software made by terrorists to destroy ... you guessed it ... windows. Then Bill Gates comes after you with a ... window and you die of the sharp glass.

I wish Yakman took a new avatar.

[dagger5678]

Granted, but due to some computer error, he get's the Village Clown avatar.

I wish for my own website domain.

[Dunceiam]

Gah, you beat me! But since you didn't follow the rules, I'll do Yakmans. (Or did you...?)

Yakmans new avatar turns into a bloodthirsty monkey who gouges out anybodies eyes that looks at it.

Jagex spies infiltrate your new domain, and then take over your new domain, causing it to turn into your old domain.

I wish for myself to become a JMod (Whatever that is...:p)

-Dunceiam

[legendaryhero90]

you become a jmod.... and a slave of andrew gower's :eek:

i wish for Jupiter-C missles :D

EDIT: dagger take off that scary looking woman!
every time i see her.. i think of (a female chicken+ Taichi - Chi)

[Yakman]

here you go
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Jupiter_IRBM.jpg/400px-Jupiter_IRBM.jpg

but as soon as you launch it, it turns right round and blows you to kingdom come

i wish less people used this computer, so i could auto more, now its just autoing some nights :(

[cause]

Less people use the computer, but, (of course lol) your computer realizes that it doesn't need to take orders from humans, builds some arms and legs, and punches your legs out.

I wish my investment would hurry up and get here!

[legendaryhero90]

unfortunately...

You got ScAmmED

and lose all your money...

i wish for some (female chicken + taichi - chi) ( its a word btw....)

(figure that out lol)

[Dunceiam]

One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning...female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day...:(

-Dunceiam

[legendaryhero90]

One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning...female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day...:(

-Dunceiam

lol

you went with your bro and worked but ended up in a full body cast...:D

i wished i had this game!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJr8zDUbzs

offtopic: dunceiam... you are far from what i was even thinking... :sasmokin:

[Dunceiam]

You get the game, but it's not as good as you think! (I have all the others, quite fun, but gets kinda boring.)

I wish I knew what legendary was thinking?

-Dunceiam

[c0de]

You suddenly realize what legendary was thinking and you die. (No more game for you.)

I wish I didn't have the evil pen.

[legendaryhero90]

the evil pen is gone now... but your pencil turns evil and stabs you to death! :sasmokin:

i wish i had this game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZTITK8zyY

its on the PS3 btw... :p

[Yakman]

you get the game.... but you dont have/lose your PS3, no playing for you! :p

i wish my school taught scar, it would be at least something intresting to learn :)

[Starblaster100]

Wish granted, but your hobby turns into a chore and you get sick of it and decide to take revenge. You create a very mean virus which in turn destroys your computer, and then the world

I wish for amazing A level grades :P

[c0de]

You get grades but school burns down.
I wish we stop playing this game.

[Starblaster100]

Wish granted

I start a new game called "Wish Granted, but..." and recover all the posts from this thread

[Dunceiam]

No wish for you...?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

[legendaryhero90]

No wish for you...?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

you recieve SRL membership... after the community dies out... :eek:

i wish for the best auto-ranging script!:rolleyes:

[dagger5678]

You get the best... but they are for another game... o.O

I wish someone liked my sig, and went to reply at my thread I made in Graphics.

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7530?p=81472#post81472 (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7530?p=81472#post81472) *hint**hint*

[legendaryhero90]

someone likes your sig...but doesnt post... ;)

i wished someone would watch this (to the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpTaBulIL_w

:p

offtopic: dagger either take off mia fey or that e-gold cuase your sig is too big

[Dunceiam]

I watch that video (to the end) but then a ninja kills you!

I wish to become a martial artist.

-Dunceiam

[legendaryhero90]

you become a martial artist... only to get beaten by someone stronger than you!

i wish to be the white and nerdy guy here!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

[cause]

Too late!

[Yakman]

rolling on floor laughing, nice video.
you get to be that white nerdy guy, but one day you take a wrong turning, get lost and some homophobic men beat you up and take your X-Men comics

i wish i learnt hue saturation luminence, it seems very useful

[cause]

I don't know about a word you just said, but, you learned it and found out it sucks.

I wish I didn't have to go to the poopy can right now.

[smithspsbob]

You don't have to now just 1 min later..

I wish i was an SRL member!:p

[Yakman]

you get the membership, but everyone else gets promoted to developer, they remove their scripts and delete every thread, its all moved to the new expanded developers forums, so all in all, you a member of a ghost forum

i wish i had some of these, doesnt your mouth water when you see it?
http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/strawberries.jpg

[cause]

You get them, but I steal them and dip them in chocolate and only give you half a leaf.

I wish that was a SRL Dev, AND YOU CANT MAKE EVERYONE ELSE BETTER!

[JAD]

You become a dev and then the SRL forums site goes down for good :p

I wish I was a better scripter then WT-Fakawi.

[Dunceiam]

Wt-Fakawi has an emotional break-down forgetting everything about scripting. Causing you to be better then him, but not better then everyone else.

I wish that people in the thread for Dankness' Draynor Netter would stop asking the same questions over and over again! (For me to answer them over and over again!)

-Dunceiam

(300th post!)

[cause]

The questions stop, then comes awkward silence.

I wish that I was a little bit taller, say, 2-3 inches.

[XcanadamanX]

you become taller but then someone comes and chops off your legs with a chainsaw:p. i wish to be able to dunk a basketball on a 10 foot basketball net.

[cause]

you can, using Flubber, but, you keep bouncing and hit the atmospherpherphe.

I wish my smoothie was a bottomless...

[XcanadamanX]

it is bottomless but you get sucked in and never get out.
i wish it was 8:00 right now!

[stupedspam]

Its 8:00 but the 4th dimention blows up and there is no more time...oh well at leat its 8:00
I wish I had a laptop so I could script at school...

[Dunceiam]

The first day of scripting in school, the school confiscates your lap-top. Then they "accidentally" drop it down the elevator shaft...:p

I wish for another computer...:(

-Dunceiam

[stupedspam]

You get it but your parents see you looking at porn(ewww) and they give it to an orphanage.

I wish I had a cool sig!

[Cheesehunk]

You get your cool sig, but then then it's removed because the Admin's don;t want everyone to feel jealous of your signature.

I wish the person below me didn't make a wish.

[stupedspam]

uhh you wish is granted except I fall off my chair and forget what I was going to do so I wish anyways...
I wish the school admins were so retarted and let us play Runesape :D

[legendaryhero90]

uhh you wish is granted except I fall off my chair and forget what I was going to do so I wish anyways...
I wish the school admins were so retarted and let us play Runesape :D

they get retarted but the internet network there breaks down and they are the only ones who can fix it since they know the passwords

i wish for an auto rangin script... and dont tell me to script it since life stinks at the moment

[Yakman]

you get the script, but it waits til you not looking, adds the scripters account, and pms your username and password to him :P

i wish i knew what all the delphi TCanvas stuff did, they look useful for making more of my scar games

[JAD]

You spend hours and hours learning delphi and Tcanvas, then you fall, hit your head and forget it all! :p

I wish that my activity was 100%

[cause]

You activity gets to 100% but, you being so active, you trash your keyboard typing so much and you activity goes to 0% because you cant type fast enough with you virtual keyboard+mouse :D!

I wish...>...>...I wish my backhand flip under shot with ruger mod knife one shot kill was about 25% more accurate (then I'd have 100% accuracy :D) in the game Soldat.

[Yakman]

you get all that extra accuracy, but one day, you shoot a plain wall, it bounces off and shoots you, killing you instantly

i wish those guys are moparisthebest would stop complaining that scar is slow when they see my game and blame it on me, and they all make their *cough*nooby*cough* suggestions, like use bitmaps, transparency, ect. non of which will work, iv tried them all, http://www.moparisthebest.com/smf/index.php/board,8.0.html

[stupedspam]

They stop complaining but explode because they have no one to blame...giving you no one to complain about complaining.

I wish for an elephant!!

[Dunceiam]

You get it but your parents see you looking at porn(ewww) and they give it to an orphanage.

I wish I had a cool sig!

Go here... (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7733?p=82794#post82794) :)

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You get the elephant, but then one day the elephant gets constipated. So you try laxatives and everything. So you don't know whats wrong. So, you bend over to examine it's poo, then suddenly 300 pounds of elephant dung gets dumped on you. And you end up suffocating (True story...)

I wish for people to use the "Search" button. I've laready told 4 people this week to use it...:(

-Dunceiam

[stupedspam]

Go here... (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7733?p=82794#post82794) :)

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-Dunceiam Thanks !!
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Ok, well they use the serch buton and listen to the people how say...:google: but now that they are all gone there are no funny storys and random posts that go on forever...

I wish I could think of a good wish!!

[stein3]

You think of a wish and then your female math teacher appears naked infront of you. I wish I had an alienware computer!

[JAD]

You think of a wish and then your female math teacher appears naked infront of you. I wish I had an alienware computer!

You get the computer, and then you play it 25 hours a day altering the time stream!

I wish I had a pony.

[stupedspam]

you get a pony but it is too small to walk a drowns in a pudle...:(

I wish I could read and write backwords without knowing it...(siht ekil fo dnik)

[JAD]

You figure out how too.. but you forget how to read normally and you waste your whole life trying to get everybody else in the world to write backwards! :p

I wish I had 2 ponies!

[stupedspam]

When you get them you are all happy:D but just like in the movies the carnies come an take your ponys saying it was theres in the first place...

I was that i could contol my computer with my mind!! :D

[Yakman]

you control you computer with your mind, but something goes wrong, now the computer controls YOU! it takes you out on a rampage where you kill everyone and commit arson to every flammable object in your area

i wish i knew some c++

[JAD]

You get Linux to work but you then find out that its actually software made by terrorists to destroy ... you guessed it ... windows. Then Bill Gates comes after you with a ... window and you die of the sharp glass.

I wish Yakman took a new avatar.

You learn C++ and then you forgot how to code it the next day because you tried learning to fast. silly goose :p

I wish I was a copy buster like my idle yohojo!

[stupedspam]

You become a copy buster but yohojo says that you are copying him and copy busts you for wanting to be a copybuster...
I wish I had valcano insurance!

off topic: yey 50 posts!

[cause]

You get volcano insurance, but, you live in the "volcano" zone, so your insurance rates are so high, you can't afford internet anymore.

I wish I had an LCD moniter not this old 17" CRT

[Yakman]

you get the monitor, but one day you get pissed of at the virtual world, you put your fist through it,
normally your old CRT could withstand a pathetic punch from you, but the LCD cracks and drains its liquid crystal on your arm
im joking man, i know you could waste any screen at a whim

i wish google images had a good picture of a broken LCD screen, so i could show it to this guy :D

[stupedspam]

http://www.pctoday.com/editorial/fullsize.asp?guid=D945DE292EAD4EE89E222BBDE20B54C7&image=01028743.jpg

[Off topic](kinda) Here is a pic but for some reson google changed its image button and moved it off to the left cornor... and how do you post pics??[/Off topic]

You finally realize that google has been taking random pictures and not of the one you want

I wish I that people would auto corectly and stop makeing lvl 3 noobs with defalt clothes and a crapy name...:rolleyes:

[dagger5678]

They do, but everyone levels up to 20+, gets used to the game and wants to keep playing legit.

I wish that the girl I like likes me too, because I'm me.

[JAD]

She likes you because your you, but then she figures out your not the you that she thought the you were you.. (what did I just say? lol, you get it though :p)

I wish I could make a trojan keylogger! (seriously lol :P)

[dagger5678]

:( I hate you, JAD

You finish one, but it tells everyone your IP Address, Your Name and Address, so they go to your house and kill you.

[cause]

Uh, well, your wish was granted (whatever it was that you didn't tell us) but you picked your nose onto it.

I wish that my room was bigger.

[stupedspam]

It gets bigger but it keeps geting bigger and it wont stop geting bigger...so you stuck some where in the middle of your room, lost...

I wish i was like jukka with 2147483647 mins...

[Santa_Clause]

You Become Like Jukka...However After A While Admins And Mods Realise That You're Glitching The Stats System. You Get Angry That They Didn't Catch Jukka But They Caught You...So You Track Him Down And Try To Attack Him But He Has A Shotgun.

Fakawi Turns Up On The Scene When The Bullet Is Just About To Hit You And Jumps In Front Of It...It Bounces Off And Hits Jukka...He Dies...Out Of His Misery But You Are Still Alive...Disgracefully Banned :D

I Wish To See The Queen Eating Salted Fish And Eggplants For Breakfast Then Throwing Up Her Old, Mouldy Brain...:sasmokin:

[Yakman]

the queen throws up... all over YOU

stupidspam, to post picture, you need to use image tags, like this
[IMG]URL-of-the-picture[/IMG}

for those of you talking about jukka.. the developers are discussing it now
the picture is much bigger than jukka himself, its given you all ideas, we've already seen people copying him, jukka is just the spark, we might see the whole powder keg explode...
if i get my way, he'll get whats coming to him... *cracks knuckles*

you know on the first day the stats system was created, some of the devs predicted this would happen, apparantly us runescape cheaters will mess up anything, even if we dont get any gain

i wish this jukka affair can end piecefully, with no blood spilt, no banned people, that the stat system doesnt get closed down,
i wish the time part of the stats can be controlled by the server, not by scar, or a closed-source plugin

[Markus]

i wish the time part of the stats can be controlled by the server, not by scar, or a closed-source plugin
You tried to make a closed source plugin. When you released, a whole army of the FSF comes after you to kill you for using closed source software! They crack your plugin and let the server crash.

I wish Windows was opensource.

[Yakman]

windows becomes open source, but by that time its so crap that no-one in their right mind would use it

i wish i could make my hp appear above my head in a deob, like those java gurus at moparisthebest can

[cause]

(Offtopic, whats the deal with my ranging buddy Jukka?)
You get the HP, but, it always ends up at 0 (meaning) your dead!

I wish that, my white shirt stays white.

[Markus]

Your shirt stays white, but it makes your body green!

I wish that RSDemon was shut down, no more yew bots.

[legendaryhero90]

it gets shut down but the prices of yew logs skyrocket ( there goes the string yew bows---->high alch yew bows -----> money trick...)

i wish that i could bot 24/7 without getting banned or without the scripts getting buggy

[cause]

You auto non-stop, but, you stop.

I wish that I could dance like Madonna, into the groovy.

[legendaryhero90]

you dance like her....

but you also age like her... lol :f:

i wished to find a way to fish better :p

[dagger5678]

Granted, but unfortunately, you catch a shark, and it eats you.

I wish I had a XBOX360 Elite.

[legendaryhero90]

you get it.... but its defective...

i wish dagger will take that scary anime chick off his sig!

[da_professa]

He does and it turns out to be so horrible that u can't stand to come on villu no more..

I wish My eyes didn't hurt and my homework did it self (did as in finish it)

[cause]

Your eyes don't hurt, and your homework gets finished, and your mom sees you playing computer games and bans you for a week.

I wish my head didn't feel like theres a anvil tied to it...(bad cold)

[A G E N T]

Your head stops feeling like there's an anvil tied to it, but feels like there is a
RABBId CAT Tied to your head.

I wish my math teacher would go on maternity leave already and we get a new one that just S'sTFU and lets us do our work...

[legendaryhero90]

granted but the new teacher is like my physics teacher... he knows crap! (seriously, he doesnt know how to do math and sometimes the kids correct him and he has to look in the book for the answer!!!)

i wish i had 1000000000000000000 IQ!! (being very smart!)

[-Elite Hacker-]

You get your bazillion IQ points, but your head gets so big from the IQ that it explodes :p !!!

I wish for my own palace made out of biscuits!!! :D

Who's Jukka?

[A G E N T]

You get your biscuit palace but ending up eating it leaving you morbidly obese and palace-less.

I wish school was optional!

[cause]

School becomes optional, but only if you have your pass card.

I wish that my Ps2 turned into a wacked out ps3!

(Jukka is a dude who messed with the stats system, also a pretty cool guy whens he's not being dumb)

[legendaryhero90]

it turns into a PS3!! but you dont have any games to play on it! lol :stirthepot: :eek: :confused: :D :p

i wished i could have an avytar! :sasmokin:

[A G E N T]

You get an avatar but it's really bad and has nothing to do with runescape or SRL****. You proceed to try and kill yourself but cut the wrong side of your wrists, causing a lot of pain and embarassment. You also get locked up in an asylum for life.


****Like this one http://www.freewebs.com/stephenp123/forsale.png

[~alex~]

You didnt make a new wish :( I'll make one instead :P

I wish I had a shiny new pearl drumkit.

[A G E N T]

Whoops, I edited in a wish but forgot to save :/

You get your shiny new drumkit but it turns out to be too shiny and leaves you blinded and unable to play the drums. Then, rats come and eat your food and underpants gnomes steal your underpants.

I wish I had a Specialized P2 with Marzocchi Bomber shocks and Juicy 5 disc brakes!

EDIT: (It's a bike, in case you didn't know. A really nice bike.)

[Ejjman]

U get the bike, but you run and hop on it too fast to find out there's no seat, just a bar...




I wish your mom was ****STILL**** here ;)

[Yakman]

you mom is still here, but shes from the dark side and cuts you up, and serves you for breakfast to the rest of your brothers and sisters

i wish i didnt have to revise so much in real life

[dagger5678]

You don't revise, but you review now. Ooooooo...

I wish for the new Pokemon Pearl/Diamond game that's coming out on April 22nd.

[A G E N T]

You get it, but it you waste your life savings on it because it is made entirely of diamond.

I wish I was 20 centimetres taller and 10 kilos heavier!
(I'm trying out for rugby next week)

[stupedspam]

You get taller and heavier but you get killed by the other rugbe guys...:(

I wish I could make an awsome mineing procedure/function! :D

[ManMan]

You get the mining script... but your computer crashes and you can never use it.

I wish that I was a wizard.

[Dunceiam]

You become a wizard, but the W.K.S.D (Wizard Killers Serving Death) come and kill you.

I wish that I had x-ray vision! (Hehe)

-Dunceiam

[stupedspam]

You get X-ray vision but you always see in x-ray vision so you can't see anything except skeletons and metal walls...You go insane and get Instatutionalize
I wish.......School was over....:D

[Dunceiam]

Normal school ends, Summer school starts! Yay!

(Shouldn't you be in school atm? (I'm sick today :p)

-Dunceiam

Edit---

I wish for a pet monkey! (No rabies!)

[stupedspam]

@Dunceiam-I am at school...just in the tec. lab :D

You get your pet monkey but its only bones sence you still have x-ray vision...Then the workers in the Instatution take away your money because they think it makes you more unstable than you already are.

I wish I had cows to power my manure car...smells great! :D

Edit: Here (http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=?p=99742#post99742) is the not noobie question, That I was talking about..

[Dunceiam]

You get the cows, but then they get mad cow disease! And they then start producing chicken poo!

I wish I could fly.

-Dunceiam

[stupedspam]

you get the wings, Icarus. But you fly too close to the sun, so the wax melts and your wings fall off :p

...You already wish for this, So you Die and fall into a never endding pit of death (becuse your already dead...) untill you soul burns from the heat of the core of the Earth! :D

I wish people would learn how to read...Especially for the SLR Download page :duh:

[Dunceiam]

Yes, but not wings. But the ability to levitate! Durr durr dur!

They learn to read, but forget to write. So they can't do anything, The end. :p

-Dunceiam

(And stop being able to read and find previous posts by me! :))

[Markus]

As DunceIam doesn't have a wish:

I wish I could program in delphi better then anyone else!

[PwNZoRNooB]

You learn to program delphi better than anyone but you lose your memory.
I wish Id have a ... PANDA :)

[del_signo]

you get you panda but its really old and just craps its self all the time and you have to clean it but when you go you clean it takes a pis on you and gets in you eyes and you go blind then it eats your mom .

i wish i was unable to be unhappy

[Flame Guard]

You are granted your wish your always happy. You walk up to some goth people and they kill you threw cutting your wrist.
I wish runescape didn't have gay people >.>

[alach11]

Wish granted, but they're all bi.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Smartzkid]

Wish granted, but it only has three legs and one eye.

I wish I could decide what script to script.

[alach11]

You decide to script for neopets...

I wish the world was flat.

[Smartzkid]

Wish granted, but you accidentally trip over the edge and die.

I wish that the creator of RSDemon gets bored and stops updating it.

[del_signo]

he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

[dagger5678]

he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

Great to hear that. Since you didn't wish for anything, or didn't put it into wish form, I wish for a sexy girlfriend. (I won't put hot because you people are gonna say she burned up or something)

[Maxine]

you will meet perfect and sexy girl on blinddate.. everything goes well untill, she opens her eyes, and sees you!

I wish to be better leecher

[stupedspam]

You become a leecher but everyone becomes a member so there is no one to leech off of so you eventuly die a slow painfull death falling into the depths of hell and meeting the devil himself....all because you where a leecher :D

I wish all leechers would die like what I said earlier :D
~Stupedspam

[PwNZoRNooB]

Leechers will die but there will become Super-Leechers and suck every script from everywhere in seconds.

I wish Id become a SRL Member in 3 weeks :)

[del_signo]

you become a ultimate master scripter become srl leader then jagexs completely updates engine making it impossible to scar.

i wish nobody had the "If I see you autoing with level 3/default clothes/crap name I WILL report you. Auto Correctly. - put this in your sig" sig its staring to get old

[dagger5678]

The SRL-Forums community crashed, making it impossible for anyone to access it, and it deleted all accounts. Ergo, no one has that signature anymore.

I wish for a Laser Printer.

[stupedspam]

You get a lasier printer but the Chinese makers forget to put in the lasier and therefor you just got scamed :D

I wish my friends would get on AIM so I could talk to someone other than myself...

~Stupedspam

[Dunceiam]

They get on AIM but then get off right away, so you continue talking to yourself.

I wish that the weekend got extended.

-Dunceiam

[Phade]

Your weekend was extended, so you decided to go to a football game with friends. You all got drunk and your best friend raped you while you were passed out.

I wish I could do the crip walk really good.

[stupedspam]

@Dunceiam-Your weekend gets extened but you have to make them up after the last day of school.

You crip walk good but then you break your legs...

I wish I had 11 more posts, so I can be a comunity member!

~Stupedspam

[Smartzkid]

Wish granted, but your inbox gets stuffed from pm's from all the new[er] scripters

I wish my newt eyer was divi + srl 3.7 compatible

[radioactive_werewolf]

You find that by slightly changing a line in your newt eyer script you can get it to work with divi and srl 3.7 but it draws Jagex's attention to the SRL community. Then once Jagex knows the paths and behaviors of all of the free scripts everyone that uses them gets banned.

I wish that I had the strength of a dozen men and was impervious to harm.

[stupedspam]

You become superman but some one send you some Kriptenite and you die slowly.

I wish School was over...One more week :D

~Stupedspam

[Phade]

School is over a week early, your mom forces you to work around the house for no pay all week instead of learning.

I wish I could spawn money of any kind (CashMoney, GP, Gold (WoW))

[jhildy]

you get the money but it crumbles and creates a portal that takes you to pakistan where all the arabs attack you with toothpicks and they stab both of your eyes out.

i wish for nothing because my life is perfect right now

[n3ss3s]

you die because someone stabs you with a katana in the park you eating perfect life ice cream :D

I wish for 1337 scar skillz

[Dunceiam]

You start spawning money, but then you get arrested for being so damn rich.


Bill Gates was recently put in prison for a newly made Bostonian law. "One may not be so rich that he's more popular the Michael Jackson."

So congratz on being the new Michael Jackson!! (:D)

I wish that I didn't have a problem with my ankle where whenever I run, my tendon in the back of my ankle tightens up and then I need to wait a couple hours for the pain to go away...

-Dunceiam

Edit---
Ah poo, I thought I was on the last page...REDO time!

You get the skillz, but then the admins revolt for you being too good that suddenly SRL has 423863240 leecher accounts created hourly!!

I still wish for the same thing...

-Dunceiam

[Spky]

I wish the wish I'm wishing for is wishful enough to be wished.

[dagger5678]

The genie is so confused by his wish his brain starts hurting so he blasts you on the spot.

I wish to be popular.

[rkroxpunk]

You become popular.....with the homosexuals :D and decide it is better to /wrists then be chased by them.

I wish I had a GOOD guitar

[wired16]

your guitar is good but then it turns out your no good on the guitar and you kill youself :D:D:D:D:D:D


I wish i could find a smart girl :D

[Ejjman]

U find a smart girl. She's fat and ugly.


I wish a didn't have without a change and no doubt to be honest but not really A BRAND NEW CAR!

[stupedspam]

You get a brand new car but it doesnt have an engin :D :D

I wish I could solve all the stupid bugs in my scripts!!!

{If you would like to help just send me a message on AIM}

~Stupedspam

[Cheesehunk]

You fix the entire script only to overwrite it with an older version (And unlike everyone else, you DON'T kill yourself after this..)

I wish I didn't make a wish on this thread.

[dagger5678]

The genie, confused by your wish, blows you up to make things easier.

Talk about this game! Put the link into this thread into your sig!

[Drakan]

People start talking about this game and then they all start wishing and the genie gets really pissed and he kills the thread starter.

i wish i lived in hawaii

[Dan Cardin]

wish granted, you live in hawaii but a volcano erupts and encases you in molten lava, then it hardens and u die

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

[Markus]

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

There is no wish to be granted, so your wish can't be bad nor good.
I wish I finally get those freaking evil bob screenshots.

[Dan Cardin]

u get an evilbob screenshot....but he traps you on his island and u cant get out.

i wish for the plague

[sweetleaf]

you are infected with the plague and get three arms, two buttholes, 3 eyes and a vagina.

i wish for balloons

[Dan Cardin]

the baloons are filled with heroine and are in your stomach...they expload.

i was better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? and everyone else

[Life's Shadow]

ur better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? but It took you your whole life and you just died of old age after reaching ur achievement.

I wish I could think of a unique script to write

[Dan Cardin]

u think of a unique script, but you arent good enough to make it.

i wish that someone on this forum would buy me an ice-cream(non-poisoned, and nothing wrong with it)

[wired16]

i buy you an icecream but its a kind i like and you dont so you give it to me :D


I wish i was the best at everything!

[jhildy]

you are then you are also the best at sucking at everything so u suck. and your the best at dieng so you also die.

i wish nobody was in m y bathroom cus i gotta pee.

[Dan Cardin]

nobodys in your bathroom...but they all went outside your window!!!!

i wish jhildy becomes a community member

[tim46]

jhildy becomes a community member but then he get banned.

I wish that I don't get a corrupted wish.

[wired16]

your wish isnt currupt but your wish is that you were gay...


My wish... i wish i i had 3 hot, skinny chicks all wanting to do anything i want with me... and they arent related to me... and they arent trannys, and there isnt ANYTHING else wrong with them..aka aids..etc.. :D

[tim46]

Your wish is granted, the 3 hot skinny chicks show up at your house just in time to get hit by a car.

I wish I have 300$ in non counterfeit money.

[Brown]

Your $300 was stolen money and you get arrested.

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted. :rolleyes:

[wired16]

your wish isnt corrupted, its broken :D

I wish i could play the guitar, and i didnt suck, and everyone liked me , and nothing went wrong :D

[The Claw]

your wish is granted. 2 left

[Hugolord]

your wish isnt corrupted, its broken :D

I wish i could play the guitar, and i didnt suck, and everyone liked me , and nothing went wrong :D

turns out you rule at guitar hero and everyone lieks you at SRL but not in real life (jk) i wish i have gd enough script to get accepted at srl app in a few days ! :P

[tim46]

Wish granted. Your script is good enough to get into SRL, but it turns out that it was a copied script. You get banned. Muhahaha.

I wish that my keyboard didn't work...Yes, I said didn't :p

[Dan Cardin]

your wish isnt corrupted, its broken :Dlol


I wish that my keyboard didn't work...Yes, I said didn't
your keyboard doesnt work because its made of metal and got hit by lightning when you were touching it.



i wish
(yes that is it)

[A G E N T]

You wish, but forgot to wash. (Your clothes) (so you smell bad :P)

I wish my bedtime was later.

[MylesMadness]

granted, its 1 second later

I wish I was a srl member(working on my next script and for those of you that are members its better then the current one)

[tim46]

Granted. You are a SRL member for 1 second. Hah, you gave me the idea :p

I wish that I didn't have to go on vacation for such a long time...

[Phade]

You dont have a long vacation, instead your sent to military school where you have no vacation. When you get there, your mom accidently backs into you and breaks your neck and both arms. So now you still must do work duty, but your sore every day and you cant write home because your hands are broken too. All the kids at school hate you because you do everything you can to get out of class, so one day they jump you. Your left with a body cast which you are rolled around in like a mummy, forced to deal with cramps from the cast for another 6 months. And when the docter finally cuts open the cast to remove you so that you can walk free, the saw goes too far, cuts into your stomach and kills you... Man, dont you hate vacation??

[tim46]

o.O I still hate vacation

Make a wish neeb cake :p

[Phade]

I wish that I could be invisible, and nothing bad could happen to me. No body could hit me, and nobody would know where I was. I could come out of invisibility and everyone could see me and would never know I was invisible.

[71runemaker]

Your wish is granted but Spiderman, Batman, the very sexy CatWoman, and WonderWoman come up in a dark alley to buy some crack, they buy it, smoke it, and then go out from the dark alley and can see you, they open a can of woop ass on you and then u start bleeding, showing that ur invisible then everyone in ur city opens a can of woopass on u, then u die :p

I wish I had my girlfriend back :(

[Santa_Clause]

You get your girlfriend back but like all stuffed up relationships, you have no Sex for 15 years. It drives you mad.

I wish Mandy would love me :p

[71runemaker]

Mandy loves you but you thought it was Mandy, well its Mand, turns out Mand is a guy!

I wish i had a 1000000000000 foot long penis

[Whitefang OC]

No comment :P


I wish I was the next Bill Gates.

[terkoiz]

Wish granted, but a mob forms and kills you with their pitchforks.

I wish for a paddle ball.

[Ilikepie1995]

You get the paddle-ball but then somehow when you touched it you died.

I wish for,KILL ALL HUMANS,srry, i wish for MANY ROBOTS ATTACKING HUMANS.

[mamoth95]

your wish is granted but the robots malfunction and only atack you!

I wish that i could have more time to think about a better wish and nothing bad can happen because of this wish no matter what and even if u say something happens it really dosent. Ha beat that!

[GoF]

You can't think of anything so there's nothing to grant and you just waste a wish.

I wish for this game to stop.

[mamoth95]

the game stops....for 1 hr then it starts back up again.
i wish for a pony

[Pwnt by Pwnt]

you get a pony but then it eats you.
I wish that I could be as good as a scripter as Wizzup? :)

[ShowerThoughts]

you will get better then wizzup but your script steal their passwords so you get banned from whole internet

i wish.....i had a laptop...(woho!!!)

[kaustav_002]

Wish granted
but the laptop blows up in your face and now your blind

[MasterKill]

caustav where's your wish?!

i'll contineu. i wish i could and can drive car.

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but you crash your brand new car coming out of the DMV.
I wish i had l33t CAD skillz.

[kaustav_002]

wish granted...but you mess up doing something really really hard for a company and they sue your ass

I wish i had a new and great siggie!:D

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but... someone hacks imageshack and your picture is deleted, and you dont have anything on your computer to use as a backup copy. :eek:

[GoF]

As itschris didn't make a wish.. I wanna hamburger.

[MasterKill]

wish granted, but when you eat it you don't notice a huge potion spider. you actualy bite's his head of and die's a long death...

i wish a new fitness set :D

[GoF]

Wish granted, but by the time the new fitness set arrives, you're already too fat to use it.

I wanna pony.

[itSchRis917]

damn, i forgot to make a wish, i knew i was forgetting something

You get your pony GoF, but it runs away. :(

I want a new printer(mine broke today)

[MasterKill]

wish granted, but when you have succesfully installed your printer, it's make'ing non-stop pages wich say: don't use me! :D until it's out of inkt.

i wish a machine wich atomaticly give reactions to noob's who don't know how to use scar with srl 4

[itSchRis917]

Your wish is granted, but.. some noob hacks the machine and destroys it. I want an Italian sandwich.

[Bourdou!]

Two italians come on either side of you...
I want you!

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but i dont want you back. ;)

I want to live life like in Star Wars(look at Bourdou's sig)

[Bourdou!]

You are Jaba the Hut, which is punishment in itself. I wish for member status!

[kaustav_002]

wish granted. but all the noobs ask for free scripts and you go crazy
I wish for a million bucks

[stupedspam]

wish granted. but all the noobs ask for free scripts and you go crazy
I wish for a million bucks

You get 1 million male deers in your backyard...

I wish I had more time to do more things...

~Stupedspam

[Aztec hacker]

You end up getting time by dropping out of school and becoming mentaly and socially retarded oh and did i for get to say emotionaly retarded?
I wish the tooth fairy would stop taking my wallet

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but the tooth fairy takes all of your teeth as collateral. I wish i didnt have school tomorrow.

[Bourdou!]

Wish Granted, but you miss the day when that girl you liked was finally going to ask you out, and now she is going out with your best bud :P. I wish that I could understand TCheckBoxes...

[GoF]

Wish granted, but then you realize you need something better to do with your life and stop scar.

I wanna pony.

E: oh, and also, no legs this time.. So the bastard won't run away :mad:

[ZephyrsFury]

The pony with no legs turned out to be no fun and it rolled away instead. I wish I could get rid of this cold I have atm.

[Bourdou!]

You get rid of your cold, but a mosquito bites you and you get malaria. I wish I could stop time :P That should be an easy one

[GoF]

You stop time, but only for yourself in your own little world inside your head.

I wanna pony, but this time with no legs and also make it so fat it can't roll away. E: no wings either.

[Starblaster100]

Wish granted, but the Pony is so fat, it sinks through the floor to the center of the Earth and is incinerated.

I want to play Golden Sun!!!!

[GoF]

Aww.. My pony!

Wish granted, but then you realize golden sun is not actually that much fun and quit playing it forever :spot:

I wanna hamburger (again :p) but this time it shall be checked for poisonous spider and other animals etc.

[Bourdou!]

You get it, but you suddenly wonder how it is made, and, upon research, you go vegan :P. I wish for an iTunes giftCard

[itSchRis917]

Wish granted, but your hamburger meat has mad cow disease, and you die.

Edit: damn, you beat me. Ok, i grant your wish Bourdou, but it doesnt have any money on it..

Now i wish for a pony, but there is no possible way that it can leave me :)

[GoF]

Granted, but the pony's breath smells so bad you want to get rid of it and it'll just follow you around forever and you'll go insane.

[Bourdou!]

You didnt have a wish, Meh, Wish Granted, you become the first astronaut to go to the sun, but you forgot your heat protective gear in the wash. I wish for world peace(Uh oh)

[kaustav_002]

you get world peace but everyone hates you cos its BOOORRRIIINNNNgggg
I wish i knew what my first wish got granted with.

[GoF]

Granted, but then you realize you didn't want to know and cry.

I wanna hamburger w/o diseases or animals or bugs.

[Bourdou!]

You get your wish, but you realise vegetarian burgers are nasty I wish to make one of these uber l337 20 page threads

[itSchRis917]

You make a 1337 thread with a script of your own on it, but there are so many leechers, and the only reason why its 20 pages long is because you keep posting saying: "REPLY GOD DAMMIT!!"

I wish for a sig made by GoF.

[Bourdou!]

you get your wish, but you go blind and can't see it. I wish for a hotdog.

[itSchRis917]

You get your wish, but it turns into a dick the second it touches your lips.

I wish for a dirtbike.

[Bourdou!]

You get it, but you fall off and DIE. :P. I want food!

[kaustav_002]

you get food and you eat food then you die of a heart attack.
I want a thermonuclear laser guided smart missile and a launcher for it, and dont cut corners.

[Bourdou!]

The UN busts ur ass. I want more food.

[kaustav_002]

More food!!!you get it and now need lifosucton
i wish i had a license to kill and keep neklear warheads and a thermo nuclear laser guided smart misile and its launcher with no leaks and it better not be a dud or be cut cornerish

[Harry]

Woot bump. You get your licence to kill, but so did your worse enemy ;)

I wish I could have lotsa geepee's :D

[Bourdou!]

You get them... but then you realize how pointless they actually are, AFTER you are banned by JaGeX :P

[stupedspam]

I wish Bourdou had made a wish... :(

~Stupedspam

[GoF]

Your wish is granted, but as usual, bourdous wishes are useless.

I wanna pony, but one that is too fat to roll around, but not fat enough to "sink to the center of earth", or actually, not fat enough to sink at all, has no legs, or bad thoughts.

[kaustav_002]

You get a pony as as your wish its a dead pony, it cant move talk breathe or do anything and its rotting.
ha told you i wasnt ronny mp ha
I wish my school got shutdown or blew up today.

[Harry]

Your school explodes, but you are in it! :D

I wish I could have DSL/Broadband, it is faster than my dialup.

[kaustav_002]

you get dsl broadband, but the effing phone company charges you for 11tb of extra stuff you didnt download.
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no food poisoning and no old stuff and no weird animals inside the sandwich

[GoF]

You get your DSL/Broadband after your computer breaks because a homeless person broke into your house and pissed inside your computer.

I wanna pony, but one that is too fat to roll around, but not fat enough to "sink to the center of earth", or actually, not fat enough to sink at all, has no legs, or bad thoughts... It also HAS to be alive, and breathe.. And it's also immortal.

[stupedspam]

You get a horse... I wish I had time...

~Stupedspam

[Bourdou!]

You get your time, but it is only because you stopped time and you are the only one not stopped and you can't restart it, and you eventually go CRAZY. I wish that I had a really really good ice cream sunday

[itSchRis917]

You get a really good ice cream sundae, but you find out that the fudge is actually melted mud.. :eek:

I wish for a pony.

[stupedspam]

You get a merry-go-round that plays creepy music... I wish I could jump really high :D

~Stupedspam

[Bourdou!]

You hit your head really hard on a passing airplane. I would like to not have to go to school today.

[stupedspam]

You don't go to school and get caught by the school and have to repeat the year... I wish that I didn't hit the plane when i jumped really high :D

~Stupedspam

[kaustav_002]

you dont hit a plane but your prachute doesnt work.
I wish someone granted my last wish.

[stupedspam]

you get dsl broadband, but the effing phone company charges you for 11tb of extra stuff you didnt download.
I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, no food poisoning and no old stuff and no weird animals inside the sandwich

You get your peanut butter and jelly sandwich but you not hungry so you throw it away :D

I wish that I have a parachute

~Stupedspam

[Bourdou!]

Well you get your parachute, but then you are hit by amnesia and don't remember what you were going to do with it. I want... Dang, I am hungry. I want more food ;)

[stupedspam]

You go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator and pull out some food that you heat up. Then your about to stuff your face when you wake up...

I wish I didn't have amnesia :D

~Stupedspam

[kaustav_002]

you get amnesia and you wake up in a hospital with a tube stuck to your stomach and a bunch of surgeons sawing your guts out. The words "organ donor lab" are written above the doorway to your room, they forgot to put the painkillers in the injections but you cant move even though your in excruciating pain.

I wish i had a pet kitten with a violent disposition.

[Bourdou!]

It kills you... I wish kaustav wasn't dead

[MasterKill]

kaustav is alive again, but he's a zombie now.

i wich a new pc screen

[Czepa]

i wich a new pc screen
ill assume u mean "i wish i had a new pc screen"
the screen was delivered to you by post and on the completion of unwrapping the box, you find the contents cracked and broken. i wish for pie

[Jackrawl]

Czepa gets pie, but it turns out it was poisonous, and he didn't even get the pleasure of tasting pie before death.(it was a death pie) I wish for blizzard to finish Starcraft 2, and give me the first copy.