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-Elite Hacker-
04-10-2007, 02:49 AM
:spot:

This thread works by someone posting a few words of a story, then someone else continues with the next few words.

Rules (3 and 5 borrowed from the Corrupted Wish Game)
1. Wait until someone else posts before posting again!
2. Keep your posts to only a few words (5 or less) please!
3. Keep off topic stuff outta here! If you must, enclose it in offtopic tags.
4. The story can include anyone you want!
5. Be IMAGINATIVE!!! (and funny)

I'll start it off: One day I was...

:spot:

3Garrett3
04-16-2007, 08:19 PM
sucking a very large... :p

Smartzkid
04-16-2007, 08:24 PM
lollipop as I walked

:D

rader720
04-17-2007, 02:02 AM
backwards to my...

ShawnjohnSJ
04-17-2007, 04:33 AM
fully functional wife

~alex~
04-17-2007, 09:05 PM
Her name is

Smartzkid
04-17-2007, 09:11 PM
Bessie and she

:D

IEatJ00erBaybees
04-18-2007, 01:59 AM
was raping

bullzeye95
04-18-2007, 02:02 AM
I mean wrapping

Meanage
04-18-2007, 02:11 AM
a very hairy

Cheesehunk
04-18-2007, 02:13 AM
Platypus inside a

Hobbit
04-18-2007, 02:49 AM
hobbit hole, when I

:)

Ejjman
04-18-2007, 03:17 AM
decided to jump

Smartzkid
04-18-2007, 03:33 AM
into a very

Hobbit
04-19-2007, 12:54 AM
slimy pit of

cause
04-19-2007, 01:56 AM
f00 burgers which

Meanage
04-19-2007, 01:59 AM
bit my massive

Hobbit
04-19-2007, 02:21 AM
EAR in half

Smartzkid
04-19-2007, 02:26 AM
I screamed so loud that

Meanage
04-19-2007, 02:46 AM
my other ear exploded

Ejjman
04-19-2007, 03:31 AM
and eventually blood

rader720
04-19-2007, 04:29 AM
covered the room but,

dagger5678
04-20-2007, 12:26 AM
[off-topic]HOW DARE YOU BORROW FROM MY THREAD!!! J/K[/off-topic]

it turned out

Smartzkid
04-20-2007, 12:38 AM
that the blood

stupedspam
04-20-2007, 12:40 AM
was just in my imagination

Hobbit
04-20-2007, 01:29 AM
then i heard a

rader720
04-22-2007, 05:54 AM
fat evil bunny say

lol im tired and thinking wierd

Hobbit
04-23-2007, 04:37 AM
Google it noob!

:google:

Stake
05-05-2007, 01:11 AM
so i called

Hobbit
05-05-2007, 01:14 AM
the mail man

come on more people keep this going its fun!

sweetleaf
06-28-2007, 05:09 AM
his name was

tim46
06-28-2007, 02:16 PM
Johnson McMan Jr.

A G E N T
06-28-2007, 03:04 PM
He reached into his bag...

shaunthasheep
06-28-2007, 03:45 PM
and pulled out a bloody HAND

Today at 11:46, AM
-------------------
AND WACKED YOU WITH IT!

Hobbit
06-28-2007, 08:45 PM
Then continued on his way..

FIANLLY SOMEONE CONITNUES IS!!!!!!!

shaunthasheep
06-28-2007, 09:25 PM
and locks this topic.


[LOCKED] (jk)

your post: Then continues on his way...

to a spooky-ooky graveyard, where

tim46
06-28-2007, 10:15 PM
he finds a

Hobbit
06-29-2007, 09:49 AM
one of Wizzup?'s axe handles

Hugolord
06-29-2007, 10:04 AM
one of Wizzup?'s axe handles

and sells them 1 gp each to hugolord....

Hobbit
06-29-2007, 10:07 AM
then wizzup sees its and ...

[not part of story but i felt like putting] Hits hugolaord with the BAN HAMMER

http://www.evilavatar.com/images/thumbs/banhammer.jpg [/not part of story but i felt like putting]

Hugolord
06-29-2007, 10:17 AM
dies of excitement <--------------- lol

{offtopic} aaaaaaah! no don't hit me ouch ouch! {offtopic}

Pancakes
06-29-2007, 11:22 AM
Wizzup was making

tim46
06-29-2007, 12:35 PM
a peanut butter and jam sandwich when...

Sinfulend
06-29-2007, 12:53 PM
his butt exploded with poopie

tim46
06-29-2007, 05:26 PM
and the poopie flew on

sweetleaf
06-29-2007, 08:14 PM
michael jacksons face

Hobbit
06-30-2007, 01:08 AM
while he was tring to code ibot

tim46
06-30-2007, 12:57 PM
but Micheal jackson threw

Harry
06-30-2007, 01:14 PM
His condoms at the lil boys

tim46
06-30-2007, 03:34 PM
who were only 2 years old(god help them)

stuckman
06-30-2007, 04:07 PM
These little boys were...

Hobbit
07-01-2007, 01:37 AM
actually desguised ninja's that suddenly

stupedspam
07-01-2007, 02:32 AM
Jumped from the trees on their super bounce balls

Like this...
http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11665.jpg

~Stupedspam

stuckman
07-01-2007, 06:47 AM
and killed...

Here
07-01-2007, 06:51 AM
Yet the balls lead their own life...

tim46
07-01-2007, 12:04 PM
to their ultimate

sheetomg
07-01-2007, 03:26 PM
victory over team rocket

Hobbit
07-01-2007, 06:24 PM
and were very angered at

stuckman
07-01-2007, 08:55 PM
the very large

sheetomg
07-02-2007, 04:12 AM
purple monkey dishwasher

Hobbit
07-02-2007, 09:42 PM
that broke because

stuckman
07-03-2007, 07:06 AM
he liked to

sweetleaf
07-03-2007, 09:03 AM
with a swollen testicle

Hugolord
07-03-2007, 09:05 AM
bake a glorious and spontaneous...

71runemaker
07-03-2007, 12:27 PM
spongebob squarepants cake

Hobbit
07-03-2007, 08:35 PM
with yellow iceing

stupedspam
07-03-2007, 08:44 PM
And the annoying laugh.

~Stupedspam

Hobbit
07-03-2007, 08:49 PM
till a rainstorm came and

71runemaker
07-04-2007, 01:30 PM
killed spongebob

(the rainstorm was full of DUCKS with lighning bolts up there ASSES):D

Hobbit
07-04-2007, 09:40 PM
So then Fakawi decieded to

stupedspam
07-04-2007, 10:11 PM
Change his avatar...

71runemaker
07-04-2007, 10:35 PM
then took a duck and...

Whitefang OC
07-05-2007, 12:24 AM
and shoved it up his...

71runemaker
07-05-2007, 02:43 PM
nose, then sneezed and...

Whitefang OC
07-05-2007, 04:06 PM
suddenly his mom came and said...AEGX PLZ CHANGE BAK 2 DA ORIGINAL MINNG ANIMATION!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL THES ONA NOT ONLEY TAEKS LONG3R 2 MIEN BUT LOKS CREPY AND OF3NSIEV 2 SOME THX!!1!1 OMG LOL
But then...

71runemaker
07-05-2007, 05:06 PM
Jagex studios blew up then runescape game was free to hack, duplicate items, create items, pk in town, and EVERYTHING even free members :D
so then no1 played runescape again

THE END.... (or is it?)

Whitefang OC
07-05-2007, 05:08 PM
Suddenly though Jagex came out with a new game where you would...

Hobbit
07-06-2007, 04:37 AM
Then whitefan and 71rune got

[not part of story]hit by the ban hammer for going over the word per post limit;)
http://www.evilavatar.com/images/thumbs/banhammer.jpg[/not part of story]

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 01:57 AM
bored because 3 people are doing this story, but then from the sky came...

stupedspam
07-09-2007, 02:39 AM
A man who could only speak 5-10 words at a time... *hint* ;)

~Stupedspam

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 02:58 AM
/NOT STORY/ Huh, hows that a hint! :p

/STORY/ He said: My name is Radio-active-man, and I have come to...

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 03:01 AM
brake the rules, and double post, whats that its a...

Hobbit
07-09-2007, 04:19 AM
cow thats purple and pick


[Not part of story]
[QUOTE=-Elite Hacker-;892132. Keep your posts to only a few words (5 or less) please!
[/QUOTE]

^^ Stupidspam rules are different then ones i make on JASF [/Not part of story]

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 01:42 PM
/Not Story/ I was doing the 5-10 like spam said :p

/Story/ the cow screamed and said...

Wizzup?
07-09-2007, 03:42 PM
...Hiya Wizzup, what about...

Hobbit
07-09-2007, 03:47 PM
that esse miner your made...

[not part of story] YAY wizzup came...look a few pages back when i put you into the story ;)


Posts 38-45 [/not part of story]

Sumilion
07-09-2007, 03:49 PM
...make a cow milker too?

Hobbit
07-09-2007, 03:54 PM
So off goes Wizzup to

Wizzup?
07-09-2007, 04:01 PM
EDIT:

The Varrock east mine.

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 04:21 PM
make the cow milker, but...

Sumilion
07-09-2007, 04:24 PM
he cant find any cows.

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 04:53 PM
so then he made...

Wizzup?
07-09-2007, 07:55 PM
A dual varrock miner.

Sumilion
07-09-2007, 07:58 PM
The russians found out about this and...

Rikje
07-09-2007, 08:59 PM
Warned the China SweatShops.

Whitefang OC
07-09-2007, 09:14 PM
They took action and shouted...

Hobbit
07-10-2007, 07:16 PM
"Hung chi Wizzup ding dong"

^^ Hehe

sheetomg
07-11-2007, 11:44 PM
then wizzup said 北方话/北方話 官話/官话 吳/吴 粵/粤 閩/闽 客家 贛/赣 平話/平话 晉/晋 徽 湘 中古漢語 中古汉语 媽/妈 麻

Hobbit
07-11-2007, 11:47 PM
Then hobbit is confused and

LordGregGreg
07-12-2007, 12:09 AM
dragged in lordgreg to translate..

xodd
07-12-2007, 11:28 AM
When he enters the big yellow taxi

LordGregGreg
07-12-2007, 02:07 PM
that was really a time machine controlled by jagex...

Hobbit
07-12-2007, 08:31 PM
to send them back to rsc

LordGregGreg
07-12-2007, 08:35 PM
to send them back to rsc
luckily it was java based (like everything jagex) and LordGreg reprogrammed it to go...

Hobbit
07-12-2007, 08:49 PM
to day when phats where droped

LordGregGreg
07-12-2007, 08:51 PM
They strategically placed their autoing army into a uniform grid across rs...

Hobbit
07-12-2007, 08:53 PM
to maximise phat gathering

sheetomg
07-16-2007, 02:25 AM
and minimise prosecution

LordGregGreg
07-16-2007, 02:53 AM
Everything was going great till the aether... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aether)

Hobbit
07-16-2007, 11:14 PM
went KA-BOOM

LordGregGreg
07-16-2007, 11:40 PM
Luckily, in the midst of chaos, fawki appeared and

Hobbit
07-17-2007, 07:53 PM
and for the first time, got up out of his rocking chair


dun dun dun

LordGregGreg
07-17-2007, 07:56 PM
his eyes gleamed as the lightning flashed...(Halo) machine gun on his back, ninja sword hidden somewhere nearby... we knew.
It was time...

Hobbit
07-17-2007, 08:11 PM
He cracked his knuckles and started on his journey to

mamoth95
07-19-2007, 04:08 AM
eliminate jagex once and for all!!!

Here
07-19-2007, 04:09 AM
He succeeded, and he played RS no more.

mamoth95
07-19-2007, 04:33 AM
but then he realised this was alll a dream...

Hobbit
07-19-2007, 05:22 AM
and sat back down in his rockign chair

kaustav_002
07-19-2007, 11:35 PM
but sadly the chair broke

mamoth95
07-20-2007, 03:10 AM
and he fell on his

Hobbit
07-20-2007, 07:30 PM
pillow that is actualy

LordGregGreg
07-20-2007, 07:36 PM
pillow that is actualy

a quite comfortable artifact recovered ages ago from Egypt that could..

lolpie
07-24-2007, 02:14 PM
Turn to gold when you slept on it, but

LordGregGreg
07-24-2007, 05:08 PM
Turn to gold when you slept on it, but
fawki never sleeps, so it just makes a nice guest pillow.

legendaryhero90
07-24-2007, 06:31 PM
that legendaryhero90 "borrows" and sells it to...

Hobbit
07-25-2007, 04:29 AM
starablaster for his esse miner script which

lolpie
07-25-2007, 05:57 PM
was actually created by Neo from the matrix who

Killerdou
07-25-2007, 06:00 PM
lived in a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant ...
10 points for the one that can finish the quote lol

legendaryhero90
07-25-2007, 06:47 PM
holds the key to...

Killerdou
07-25-2007, 07:19 PM
a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant ...
thats not correct grammar try again...

Hobbit
07-25-2007, 08:49 PM
hold the key to..

lolpie
07-26-2007, 03:32 PM
lived in a world of wrong, insult, injury, unemployment, a world where the unjust hold power and the ignorant ...
10 points for the one that can finish the quote lol

rule,'' the priest assures them of an inner peace that everyone can find. ''Hold to that; it is what your childish innocence once was and what your adult maturity must become. Hold to that. I bless you all.'' It is a genuine blessing, trustable.

LordGregGreg
07-26-2007, 03:56 PM
starablaster's little faqlshback abruptly stoped once he noticed the the bullet that hit his hat. He retaliated with...

Killerdou
07-26-2007, 04:59 PM
the slings and arrows of outrageous..

LordGregGreg
07-26-2007, 05:36 PM
poisoned peackok feathers that, if you got hit by them, would

Hobbit
07-26-2007, 07:12 PM
Turn you into a cow that

LordGregGreg
07-27-2007, 01:59 AM
was a bit to close to fawkis cow script...

lolpie
07-27-2007, 03:20 AM
Which actually steals your GEEPEEZ when you're not looking...

legendaryhero90
07-28-2007, 11:02 PM
and gives it to n00bs!

Hobbit
07-29-2007, 08:09 PM
so they can beg for more

kaustav_002
07-29-2007, 09:44 PM
and ruin runescape

mamoth95
07-30-2007, 04:11 AM
unless its sunday witch is begging day

lolpie
07-30-2007, 03:24 PM
So I do all my begging on the weekdays, but

kaustav_002
07-30-2007, 03:37 PM
that doesn't stop the lvl3s from macroing the yews

philowns
07-30-2007, 04:08 PM
To feed their families

LordGregGreg
07-30-2007, 05:54 PM
To feed their families

Which is exactly why (the evil warlock) greg was about to turn them all (permamanently) into ents...

legendaryhero90
07-30-2007, 06:02 PM
that SRL will auto-detect...

lolpie
07-31-2007, 02:27 AM
In version 7, and

kaustav_002
07-31-2007, 06:49 PM
stay run far away from

Sp0rky
07-31-2007, 06:52 PM
the giant antelopes, who's hearts belong to

~alex~
07-31-2007, 11:31 PM
Mrs. Claus who recently suffered from..

kaustav_002
08-01-2007, 11:21 PM
a great big

Hobbit
08-02-2007, 09:45 PM
heart attack

lolpie
08-03-2007, 05:17 PM
Good thing she has 3 hearts but

LordGregGreg
08-03-2007, 05:20 PM
Good thing she has 3 hearts butthe other two are currently on a mission to..

Hobbit
08-03-2007, 06:42 PM
china to find the lost defribulator of

kaustav_002
08-03-2007, 06:48 PM
the giant blue genie

shaunthasheep
08-03-2007, 07:25 PM
that grants monkey

Hobbit
08-03-2007, 07:30 PM
people the option of

kaustav_002
08-04-2007, 04:13 PM
committing suicide

Hobbit
08-05-2007, 01:52 AM
while on srl at the computers at staples

^^(SHHHHH I'm supposed to be working...)

lolpie
08-05-2007, 02:32 AM
In order to get Hobbit fired :P

kaustav_002
08-05-2007, 02:34 AM
and see him in hell

Hobbit
08-05-2007, 08:32 PM
because hobbit was supposed to be doing an online product knowledge course that told him how to

(i feel like such a cheater ^^ :p )

LordGregGreg
08-05-2007, 11:17 PM
because hobbit was supposed to be doing an online product knowledge course that told him how to

(i feel like such a cheater ^^ :p )covertly staple people money to...

kaustav_002
08-05-2007, 11:33 PM
pay off his debts

Hobbit
08-07-2007, 03:44 AM
THE END!!!!

...or is it.........

legendaryhero90
08-07-2007, 04:30 AM
That bankrupts the world...

Hobbit
08-07-2007, 07:59 PM
and throws the global economy into

kaustav_002
08-07-2007, 08:44 PM
complete and utter organization

hardman
08-07-2007, 08:53 PM
then i went

lolpie
08-07-2007, 09:54 PM
..lolz I Gotz My Allowanze

Bourdou!
08-08-2007, 01:21 AM
and i used the money to

kaustav_002
08-08-2007, 01:50 AM
Buy a weapon of mass destruction

Bourdou!
08-08-2007, 02:00 AM
Which the bush adminastration

Hobbit
08-09-2007, 01:03 AM
denied ever having

Skalla
08-09-2007, 07:40 PM
Then Something big happend...

Hobbit
08-09-2007, 08:55 PM
to the cow across

lolpie
08-09-2007, 09:55 PM
The street from SRL servers

LordGregGreg
08-10-2007, 01:38 AM
turned zombie

Skalla
08-10-2007, 08:45 AM
and became really fat

Hugolord
08-10-2007, 01:13 PM
by eating too many burgers..

papa smurf
08-10-2007, 04:19 PM
which they had cut from

kaustav_002
08-10-2007, 05:51 PM
papa smurfs leg

Hobbit
08-10-2007, 08:08 PM
beacue he had

Skalla
08-12-2007, 09:36 PM
a really rare sickness

Drunkenoldma
08-14-2007, 12:01 AM
which made him blue

Hobbit
08-14-2007, 03:33 AM
and pee out root beer

Sp0rky
08-14-2007, 03:57 AM
which the village people drank to celebrate

Hobbit
08-14-2007, 03:59 AM
Spr0rk becoming memberised


(gratz)

Mr.Klean
08-14-2007, 04:38 AM
but it had a serious side effect

mamoth95
08-14-2007, 04:05 PM
that caused him to want to

Killerdou
08-14-2007, 04:07 PM
write a scar script about

Hobbit
08-14-2007, 06:27 PM
fluffy white bunnies

JuKKa
08-14-2007, 06:44 PM
which were actually

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 01:55 AM
evil and bite peoples

Sp0rky
08-15-2007, 02:06 AM
faces. But the bunnies also

stupedspam
08-15-2007, 02:07 AM
Knew a famous wizard named...

Edit: Congratulations Sp0rk-eh on becoming a member. (Your so special you made me spell it all the way out)

kaustav_002
08-15-2007, 02:33 AM
wt-fawaki who could turn them into frogs

Korbman
08-15-2007, 02:36 AM
and then sell the frogs to the noobs who

LordGregGreg
08-15-2007, 03:07 AM
thouoght they looked like rune armor in the trade screen.

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 04:32 AM
so then the stupid peopel of world 2

kaustav_002
08-15-2007, 02:11 PM
all lost their geepeez

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 02:23 PM
and commited suicided behind the

Timer
08-15-2007, 02:26 PM
bank

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 02:34 PM
When along comes Andrew

GoF
08-15-2007, 03:01 PM
with a bunch of mods

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 03:03 PM
and sees the lifeless bodies

Timer
08-15-2007, 03:06 PM
and say What The

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 03:08 PM
*bleep*, Phats for Everyone!

Timer
08-15-2007, 03:09 PM
*Players Say* Whoohoo!!!!!

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 03:11 PM
*rich people cry* noooo im not rich anymore :(

Timer
08-15-2007, 03:13 PM
*Rich People Say* ...*Later On*...what the *Bleep* now, P Hats are only worth 1k... and we bought them for 400Mill...

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 03:14 PM
"i guess we'll have to stop calling people noobs, since most are richer then us now..."

Hugolord
08-15-2007, 03:15 PM
but then he started autoing and was richer than anyone on earth the end.

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 03:18 PM
or is it...

Hugolord
08-15-2007, 03:20 PM
indeed the story ended there.(full stop)
(paragraph)

Timer
08-15-2007, 03:22 PM
What Part Don't You Get *Never Ending Story*?...

Back To The Story... all the rich people get banned for autoing... and noobs ruled

Hugolord
08-15-2007, 03:28 PM
but then we use cheat engine and we got our accounts back and banned all the RS mods....

Timer
08-15-2007, 03:30 PM
the runescape mods got back and, those people who hacked the server got a Perm bann + banned ip address from any Jagex related games / ect.

Hugolord
08-15-2007, 03:34 PM
then they buy the jagex company...

mamoth95
08-15-2007, 05:07 PM
but we all got stuck in a never ending cycle due to hugolord and GoF's signatures and are heads blow up!

kaustav_002
08-15-2007, 05:22 PM
Fin.

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 06:04 PM
or is it..

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 06:39 PM
yes it is

Killerdou
08-15-2007, 07:00 PM
the end of or first chapter, the second chapter starts with

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:11 PM
We once again find ouselves

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:13 PM
in a huge pile of shit

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:17 PM
from the giant

Killerdou
08-15-2007, 07:20 PM
, old fakawi who is

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:20 PM
really really really old

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:21 PM
but not really cause fakawi is cool

Killerdou
08-15-2007, 07:23 PM
and a leet scripter
offtopic
someone should put the story together, someone != me

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:24 PM
With a pretty cool name

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:26 PM
but not as cool as hobbit

:D

Yah you should iloveit8

Killerdou
08-15-2007, 07:27 PM
which means fakawi is not cool at all
offtopic
stupid hobbit != means is not...

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:29 PM
cause hobbit is uber cool

:D


well not me either!

Markus
08-15-2007, 07:29 PM
, scripted the ultimate script that

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:31 PM
did some pretty cool

Killerdou
08-15-2007, 07:31 PM
jerks off

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:32 PM
cows

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:34 PM
and then turned them into

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:36 PM
jerky

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:38 PM
which fakawi then ate

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:39 PM
to give him brain power

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:41 PM
To make another uber 1337

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:47 PM
ratz script

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:49 PM
which killed lesser

Hobbit
08-15-2007, 07:52 PM
ratz then the previosu ratz script

Bourdou!
08-15-2007, 07:53 PM
so it was pointless...