The Prince of Randomness?
04-29-2006, 11:35 AM
Heres some great times on Kaitnieks i have had. :)
This ones for XxkanexX and Bebe. good times good times :p
The Kane and Bebe Story!
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[-------Snake--------] <-- The only time he's in it :)
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I wish I had my puzzlepirates acount un suspended
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[-------Kane---------]
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Your account has been un-banned but unfortunatly, Every other one of your accounts has been banned! - You cry and sulk in your room, for hours on end. Until, the sun comes up. Revealing it's rays of efficientcy and warmth. You smile at the shimmering sun as you watch it reflect high off the water. The water points your way and reflects into your eyes. You're now blind, Have no accounts except puzzle pirates AND you're still crying over your deep deep sorrows.
I wish i could eat a large pizza.
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[-------Bebe---------]
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You get your large pizza but sadly it is made out of bunnies and I come and stab your eyes out and feed them to Bebe! Then you die from loss of blood and abyssal comes and molests your dead body. MUHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I could have 1 wish that could not be screwed up by anyone!
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[-------Kane---------]
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Wish granted, But unfortunattly, Gets screwed up by Kane.
I wish that this was 5 letters in length!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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wish granted but then I get distracted and the little garden gnomes steal my work, so I never finished. Damn you garden gnomes! I'll get them one of these days!
I wish Bebe had super-powers!
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[-------Kane---------]
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Bebe becomes Bat Woman! *dramatic music plays* - *screetching opera woman sings* - *Fat lady sits on small man* - But.. In exchange for these powers.. Bebe has to give.. *gasp* HER SOUL!.. Bebe agree's with this with no thinking about all the consiquences. But then again, Who needs consiquences!! POWERS .. Bebe starts flying, But without her soul looses her strength to carry on. And then.. Well.. Lets just say it's like A Penguin trying to fly into the clouds. *Neeeooorrr*..
KAIT THERE WAS A MESSAGE IN THAT WOMAN.. another hint.. *cough*bebedeservesbatcupshehelpsalot*cough*
I wish that i could stop wishing.
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[-------Bebe---------]
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Wish granted but first you have to make 10 more wishes
I have no wishes left.
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[-------Kane---------]
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Umm.. *looks in bible*.. *takes over bebes body*
Bebe: I wish that i had a boy private part!
*shakes gods hand whilst handing over a bag of money*
Wish granted
I wish that coke was blue
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[-------Bebe---------]
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Ahhh wth!? Noo now I have a penis!!!! ahhhh!!!
Wish granted coke is now blue but also contains LSD now and you start 'trpping' and fall of a never-ending cliff. Wait did I say never ending? I ment it stops, but I'm not telling you whe....
*Kane hits the bottom*
Megan: "Awww, I just laughed too hard!"
*later abyssal comes and takes kanes body away "Finaly I can be with you forever Kane!"*
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[-------Kane---------]
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*Kane awakens from the dead and wacks abyssal to death with a Bus*
*Abyssal twitches*
*Kane wacks himher one last time and burys him under a volcano owned by the midgets of edgeville*
*Gives megan two penises*
Why is this turning into a story?
MEGAN START MAKING WISHES!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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Do I have too!!! awww
ok I wish that squig would stop stalking me.
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[-------Kane---------]
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Squig blows up. Naaz then appears and eats squigs remainings on toast along with peanut butter and fungus.
I wish that i didn't have a brain.. wait.. Thats already real.
I wish that meagen had 3 penises :O!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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awww well sorry becuase I am running out of room. Lets count, i have:
1. vagina
3. penises
I wish that kane could stop wishing I had penises and wish that squig would magicaly come back from stalking girls.
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[-------Kane---------]
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You counted wrong.
0.5 Vagina'(s)
672 Penis'(s)
For every strand a new creature was born.
This i getting slightly gross.. I mean.. there are little kids who have never even had a kiss that could be reading this! *see's p00*.. AHH see what i mean?
HAPPIER THOUGHTS!
Sunshine lollie pops and rainbows over there whilst i steal from your bag that brings us togetther.
I wish that bebe would love me like she did in 1963
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[-------Bebe---------]
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I know, but after you left me for the asian whore, it was never the same, even if the asian whore turned out to be driger.
I wish that kane could love me like he did during the good old high-school days.
*note to everyone, me and kane did go to high-school together. Then college, where we both majored in Comedy, so that is why we are so funny What you thought we were born this way! How dare you think that!
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[-------Kane---------]
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Oh god it's true.
Remember how i used to lic... Oh hey asian whore who i suppsoedly "Made sweet love to". Good times right.. Good times.. *gets slapped*.. Oooo! HARDER!! *slap* YOU CALL THAT A SLAP! *slap slap* BITCH I SAID ONLY 1 SLAP!! *shoots asian whore*..
Now that thats over, me and bebe can go back in time! Back to those days where i used to eat it all the time.. pour so much in.. then got the milk from the fridge.. yep..mmm.. i loved eating milo then.
I wish that someone could build me a time machine.
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[-------Bebe---------]
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*Invents a time machine*
*Kane and Me get in it*
*Go back a little to far*
Kane: "Do you remember there being nothing here in 1963?"
Megan: "Omg! what is that!"
Kane: "Ahhh wth! Abyssal is here! Cover your assholes!"
Megan: "Quik! In the Time machine!!!"
*Both run to the machine and escape just as Abyssal is sacraficing a goat to the homosexual god*
Arive in 14th century America and lace the water with posion.
"Muhahahaham Now there will be no america in the future!"
*Hop back in the time machine*
Arive in Australia
*Beta the hell out of squig and tell him to stop molesting bunnies or else!*
*hop back in the time machine*
Get cuasght in a fold between time and space and float endlessly in a sea of blankness.
Thus left to have Kinky Sex forever!
"AHH WHAT THE HELL HOW DID ABYSSAL GET H............
To be continued...?
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[-------Kane---------]
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*Throws a bible at abyssal* TAKE THIS YOU EVIL GOAT SACRIFICER!
*The sea unfolds*
*Bebe and Kane run for the hills*
Kane: Aww crap.. I'm flatter than stanly..
Bebe: Who?
Kane: STANLY!
Bebe: Ohh.. Yeh.. Him.. Heh.. OH LOOK! It's jack and jill
*Kane and Bebe walk over to Jack and Jill*
*See's Jill crying*
Kane: Why are you crying Jill?
Jill: JACK BROKE HIS GOD DAM CROWN!!
*Buys new crown*
Kane: Here you go
*Hands jill crown*
Jill: IT'S NOT THE SAME!! see! This bits red.. THATS BLUE!
Jill: I HATE YOU ALL.. I'm going to go get some water..
Kane: *whispers to bebe* What a bitch..
Bebe: Lets push her into the well!
*Kane and bebe follow jill*
*Jill Turns around*
Jill: Look guys i'm sorry.. some time that demon takes over me and..
*Kane throws a leaf at jill*
Jill: AHHH!!!!!
*Jill falls backwards down the well*
Kane: Lets just hope theres water down there..
*Thump*
Bebe: Of course there is
Bebe: Quick! To the spaceship!
Kane: Space ship?
Bebe: Time machine.. Whatever..
Kane: But you realise there not the same.. I mean.. going back to 1912..
Bebe: Get in the fucking ship..
Kane: What Ship?
*Bebe throws a rope around Kanes neck and drags him to the "Time Machine"*
*Kane falls asleep at the door*
*Bebe flys off into the milky way to buy Milk from the Milk man*
Milk Man: Yes.. what would you like..
Bebe: I'd like umm.. umm.. So many choices!
*1 bottle of milk in the fridge*
Bebe: Maybe this bottle.
*Bebe pays bill of $209 for the bottle of milk*
Bebe: I wonder how Kanes doing..
Kane: *wakes up*
Kane: Where am i?
*See's abyssal*
Kane: Do you always have to ruin the god dam story?
Abyssal: Wingardiam Levi Osus!
Kane: .. I'm not going to ask! IT'S MY STORY SO BAH!
*Kane throws 2 leaves at abbysal*
Abyssal: *frown*
Kane: What? It worked for Jill..
*Kane runs into the forest*
*Abyssal follows*
*Kane finds a bible and shines it into abyssals eyes*
Abyssal: Oh god! The light! It's so! Bright..
Kane: Yeh.. bet theres no light down in those places you enter things in.
Abyssal: Energy.. Draining.. Feeling .. So weak..
*Abyssal falls*
Kane: Oh god.. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
Kane: I left the Vodka at home..ahh!
*Kane sobs*
*Bebe comes back*
Bebe: OK, now that we have destoryed abyssal once and for all.. Will you come to bed.. It gets lonely with just me and this moving stick thats called a Dibbrator
Kane: Fine..
*Kane and bebe fly away into the distance and throw the Dibbrator at abyssal*
Abyssal: Yay! Hours of sex fun!
*Kane and Bebe accidently fall into a kiosk of free Candy wrappers!*
*Kane picks up a candy wrapper*
Kane: Omg! WE CAN SELL FOR 5C A WRAPPER!!!
Bebe: WE'RE RICH!!!
And thats The End.
Supposedly the "Funniest" post on Kaitnieks, Funny but i disagree :p
cani see a picture of your dick im so desperate i wanna see yours
Drigor should be dead by now
Give me autopaint or give me death! :p
This is me after HISTORYS Huge Miner+Banker fully coords clickmouse script.
it had 3 pages of other noobs corrected him to add antirandoms and Use Squig :p
Rofl.
You know that the RuneScape screen moves, so you cant use coords becvause the mouse would be clicking in diffrent places aye?
Yo im working on my ess miner script and im having some problems can you check it out?
program new;
procedure move;
begin
clickmouse(432,56,true);
begin
move;
end.
I know thats kinda mean but i laughed soo hard :(
Yeah so post the best times you have had on kaitnieks..
these arnt all of them because i dont remember some..
This ones for XxkanexX and Bebe. good times good times :p
The Kane and Bebe Story!
[--------------------]
[-------Snake--------] <-- The only time he's in it :)
[--------------------]
I wish I had my puzzlepirates acount un suspended
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
[--------------------]
Your account has been un-banned but unfortunatly, Every other one of your accounts has been banned! - You cry and sulk in your room, for hours on end. Until, the sun comes up. Revealing it's rays of efficientcy and warmth. You smile at the shimmering sun as you watch it reflect high off the water. The water points your way and reflects into your eyes. You're now blind, Have no accounts except puzzle pirates AND you're still crying over your deep deep sorrows.
I wish i could eat a large pizza.
[--------------------]
[-------Bebe---------]
[--------------------]
You get your large pizza but sadly it is made out of bunnies and I come and stab your eyes out and feed them to Bebe! Then you die from loss of blood and abyssal comes and molests your dead body. MUHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I could have 1 wish that could not be screwed up by anyone!
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
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Wish granted, But unfortunattly, Gets screwed up by Kane.
I wish that this was 5 letters in length!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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wish granted but then I get distracted and the little garden gnomes steal my work, so I never finished. Damn you garden gnomes! I'll get them one of these days!
I wish Bebe had super-powers!
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
[--------------------]
Bebe becomes Bat Woman! *dramatic music plays* - *screetching opera woman sings* - *Fat lady sits on small man* - But.. In exchange for these powers.. Bebe has to give.. *gasp* HER SOUL!.. Bebe agree's with this with no thinking about all the consiquences. But then again, Who needs consiquences!! POWERS .. Bebe starts flying, But without her soul looses her strength to carry on. And then.. Well.. Lets just say it's like A Penguin trying to fly into the clouds. *Neeeooorrr*..
KAIT THERE WAS A MESSAGE IN THAT WOMAN.. another hint.. *cough*bebedeservesbatcupshehelpsalot*cough*
I wish that i could stop wishing.
[--------------------]
[-------Bebe---------]
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Wish granted but first you have to make 10 more wishes
I have no wishes left.
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
[--------------------]
Umm.. *looks in bible*.. *takes over bebes body*
Bebe: I wish that i had a boy private part!
*shakes gods hand whilst handing over a bag of money*
Wish granted
I wish that coke was blue
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[-------Bebe---------]
[--------------------]
Ahhh wth!? Noo now I have a penis!!!! ahhhh!!!
Wish granted coke is now blue but also contains LSD now and you start 'trpping' and fall of a never-ending cliff. Wait did I say never ending? I ment it stops, but I'm not telling you whe....
*Kane hits the bottom*
Megan: "Awww, I just laughed too hard!"
*later abyssal comes and takes kanes body away "Finaly I can be with you forever Kane!"*
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[-------Kane---------]
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*Kane awakens from the dead and wacks abyssal to death with a Bus*
*Abyssal twitches*
*Kane wacks himher one last time and burys him under a volcano owned by the midgets of edgeville*
*Gives megan two penises*
Why is this turning into a story?
MEGAN START MAKING WISHES!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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Do I have too!!! awww
ok I wish that squig would stop stalking me.
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[-------Kane---------]
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Squig blows up. Naaz then appears and eats squigs remainings on toast along with peanut butter and fungus.
I wish that i didn't have a brain.. wait.. Thats already real.
I wish that meagen had 3 penises :O!
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[-------Bebe---------]
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awww well sorry becuase I am running out of room. Lets count, i have:
1. vagina
3. penises
I wish that kane could stop wishing I had penises and wish that squig would magicaly come back from stalking girls.
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
[--------------------]
You counted wrong.
0.5 Vagina'(s)
672 Penis'(s)
For every strand a new creature was born.
This i getting slightly gross.. I mean.. there are little kids who have never even had a kiss that could be reading this! *see's p00*.. AHH see what i mean?
HAPPIER THOUGHTS!
Sunshine lollie pops and rainbows over there whilst i steal from your bag that brings us togetther.
I wish that bebe would love me like she did in 1963
[--------------------]
[-------Bebe---------]
[--------------------]
I know, but after you left me for the asian whore, it was never the same, even if the asian whore turned out to be driger.
I wish that kane could love me like he did during the good old high-school days.
*note to everyone, me and kane did go to high-school together. Then college, where we both majored in Comedy, so that is why we are so funny What you thought we were born this way! How dare you think that!
[--------------------]
[-------Kane---------]
[--------------------]
Oh god it's true.
Remember how i used to lic... Oh hey asian whore who i suppsoedly "Made sweet love to". Good times right.. Good times.. *gets slapped*.. Oooo! HARDER!! *slap* YOU CALL THAT A SLAP! *slap slap* BITCH I SAID ONLY 1 SLAP!! *shoots asian whore*..
Now that thats over, me and bebe can go back in time! Back to those days where i used to eat it all the time.. pour so much in.. then got the milk from the fridge.. yep..mmm.. i loved eating milo then.
I wish that someone could build me a time machine.
[--------------------]
[-------Bebe---------]
[--------------------]
*Invents a time machine*
*Kane and Me get in it*
*Go back a little to far*
Kane: "Do you remember there being nothing here in 1963?"
Megan: "Omg! what is that!"
Kane: "Ahhh wth! Abyssal is here! Cover your assholes!"
Megan: "Quik! In the Time machine!!!"
*Both run to the machine and escape just as Abyssal is sacraficing a goat to the homosexual god*
Arive in 14th century America and lace the water with posion.
"Muhahahaham Now there will be no america in the future!"
*Hop back in the time machine*
Arive in Australia
*Beta the hell out of squig and tell him to stop molesting bunnies or else!*
*hop back in the time machine*
Get cuasght in a fold between time and space and float endlessly in a sea of blankness.
Thus left to have Kinky Sex forever!
"AHH WHAT THE HELL HOW DID ABYSSAL GET H............
To be continued...?
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[-------Kane---------]
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*Throws a bible at abyssal* TAKE THIS YOU EVIL GOAT SACRIFICER!
*The sea unfolds*
*Bebe and Kane run for the hills*
Kane: Aww crap.. I'm flatter than stanly..
Bebe: Who?
Kane: STANLY!
Bebe: Ohh.. Yeh.. Him.. Heh.. OH LOOK! It's jack and jill
*Kane and Bebe walk over to Jack and Jill*
*See's Jill crying*
Kane: Why are you crying Jill?
Jill: JACK BROKE HIS GOD DAM CROWN!!
*Buys new crown*
Kane: Here you go
*Hands jill crown*
Jill: IT'S NOT THE SAME!! see! This bits red.. THATS BLUE!
Jill: I HATE YOU ALL.. I'm going to go get some water..
Kane: *whispers to bebe* What a bitch..
Bebe: Lets push her into the well!
*Kane and bebe follow jill*
*Jill Turns around*
Jill: Look guys i'm sorry.. some time that demon takes over me and..
*Kane throws a leaf at jill*
Jill: AHHH!!!!!
*Jill falls backwards down the well*
Kane: Lets just hope theres water down there..
*Thump*
Bebe: Of course there is
Bebe: Quick! To the spaceship!
Kane: Space ship?
Bebe: Time machine.. Whatever..
Kane: But you realise there not the same.. I mean.. going back to 1912..
Bebe: Get in the fucking ship..
Kane: What Ship?
*Bebe throws a rope around Kanes neck and drags him to the "Time Machine"*
*Kane falls asleep at the door*
*Bebe flys off into the milky way to buy Milk from the Milk man*
Milk Man: Yes.. what would you like..
Bebe: I'd like umm.. umm.. So many choices!
*1 bottle of milk in the fridge*
Bebe: Maybe this bottle.
*Bebe pays bill of $209 for the bottle of milk*
Bebe: I wonder how Kanes doing..
Kane: *wakes up*
Kane: Where am i?
*See's abyssal*
Kane: Do you always have to ruin the god dam story?
Abyssal: Wingardiam Levi Osus!
Kane: .. I'm not going to ask! IT'S MY STORY SO BAH!
*Kane throws 2 leaves at abbysal*
Abyssal: *frown*
Kane: What? It worked for Jill..
*Kane runs into the forest*
*Abyssal follows*
*Kane finds a bible and shines it into abyssals eyes*
Abyssal: Oh god! The light! It's so! Bright..
Kane: Yeh.. bet theres no light down in those places you enter things in.
Abyssal: Energy.. Draining.. Feeling .. So weak..
*Abyssal falls*
Kane: Oh god.. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
Kane: I left the Vodka at home..ahh!
*Kane sobs*
*Bebe comes back*
Bebe: OK, now that we have destoryed abyssal once and for all.. Will you come to bed.. It gets lonely with just me and this moving stick thats called a Dibbrator
Kane: Fine..
*Kane and bebe fly away into the distance and throw the Dibbrator at abyssal*
Abyssal: Yay! Hours of sex fun!
*Kane and Bebe accidently fall into a kiosk of free Candy wrappers!*
*Kane picks up a candy wrapper*
Kane: Omg! WE CAN SELL FOR 5C A WRAPPER!!!
Bebe: WE'RE RICH!!!
And thats The End.
Supposedly the "Funniest" post on Kaitnieks, Funny but i disagree :p
cani see a picture of your dick im so desperate i wanna see yours
Drigor should be dead by now
Give me autopaint or give me death! :p
This is me after HISTORYS Huge Miner+Banker fully coords clickmouse script.
it had 3 pages of other noobs corrected him to add antirandoms and Use Squig :p
Rofl.
You know that the RuneScape screen moves, so you cant use coords becvause the mouse would be clicking in diffrent places aye?
Yo im working on my ess miner script and im having some problems can you check it out?
program new;
procedure move;
begin
clickmouse(432,56,true);
begin
move;
end.
I know thats kinda mean but i laughed soo hard :(
Yeah so post the best times you have had on kaitnieks..
these arnt all of them because i dont remember some..