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Wetish
02-14-2013, 12:30 AM
http://i.imgur.com/I9ijh7r.gif

Ian
02-14-2013, 12:54 AM
I wonder why it was doing that... :D

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 01:02 AM
Isnt that a bull?

US Marine
02-14-2013, 01:08 AM
Isnt that a bull?

Hmm.. No horns, I dont think so.
Looks like a normal cow. :P

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 01:11 AM
Hmm.. No horns, I dont think so.
Looks like a normal cow. :P

A male cow?

Flight
02-14-2013, 01:17 AM
I wonder why it was doing that... :D

Scenario A:
Cow: "He parked on greenest grass in the field! We'll see about that..."

Scenario B:
Man: "Of all the places to get a flat tire, bleh."
Man: "I suppose I better get the spare. Now where's that jack?..."
Cow: "I can help."

Scenario C:
Group of cows: "Hey Dave, I'll bet you can't move that car."
Cow (Now named Dave): "You're on!"


I got nothing else.

US Marine
02-14-2013, 01:21 AM
^^ Lol.


A male cow?
Erm its hard to tell if it has a penis.. a Cow is a female, bull is a male. Most males have horns though. *shrugs* idkkkk

Ian
02-14-2013, 01:34 AM
Scenario A:
Cow: "He parked on greenest grass in the field! We'll see about that..."

Scenario B:
Man: "Of all the places to get a flat tire, bleh."
Man: "I suppose I better get the spare. Now where's that jack?..."
Cow: "I can help."

Scenario C:
Group of cows: "Hey Dave, I'll bet you can't move that car."
Cow (Now named Dave): "You're on!"


I got nothing else.

All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D


^^ Lol.


Erm its hard to tell if it has a penis.. a Cow is a female, bull is a male. Most males have horns though. *shrugs* idkkkk

It definitely has large udders though so I would hazard a guess and say cow. :D

Thanatos
02-14-2013, 01:36 AM
All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D



It definitely has large udders though so I would hazard a guess and say cow. :D

Go watch some of the people that go into Walmart and the cow being called "Dave" seems very likely.

Flight
02-14-2013, 01:40 AM
All seem like viable possibilities. Except is is unlikely that a cow with udders that big is a "Dave" :D


:duh: Way to make me feel dumb.

Ian
02-14-2013, 01:42 AM
:duh: Way to make me feel dumb.

I only noticed it after Marine brought up the question of a penis :)

Wetish
02-14-2013, 01:48 AM
This is great. We are debating on the gender of a cow ;)

US Marine
02-14-2013, 01:54 AM
Silentcore started it... Blame him! :D

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 02:01 AM
Silentcore started it... Blame him! :D

lol, doesnt a cow have whatever that is called under to get milked. I'm 80% sure it's a male because I have lived on a farm. Unless i'm wrong. Cowboy Silentcore!!!

Ian
02-14-2013, 02:02 AM
lol, doesnt a cow have whatever that is called under to get milked. I'm 80% sure it's a male because I have lived on a farm. Unless i'm wrong. Cowboy Silentcore!!!

The udder, and yes it has one :)

The Mayor
02-14-2013, 02:02 AM
Maybe the car is just its play toy. It looks pretty beat up already.

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 02:04 AM
Make a poll to this: Is it a male or female?

US Marine
02-14-2013, 02:08 AM
Everyone vote Female so Silentcore loses. ;)

<3

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 02:21 AM
^^ lol, I knew someone was going to say that..

Flight
02-14-2013, 02:27 AM
This is great. We are debating on the gender of a cow ;)

Honestly reading this made me lol. This is a great quote. :thumbsup:

US Marine
02-14-2013, 02:43 AM
AND Female jumps ahead. :)

<3 Silentcore

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 02:45 AM
If I lose, I'm making a script for everyone...In 10 years..jk, soon..

Wetish
02-14-2013, 02:51 AM
If I lose, I'm making a script for everyone...In 10 years..jk, soon..
Cow gender identifying script?

Wetish
02-14-2013, 03:09 AM
Found another cow gif that you might enjoy. Contains a bit of vulgar language.
http://i.imgur.com/QUq9ErQ.gif

Rincewind
02-14-2013, 03:13 AM
Cow seizure ftw

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 03:36 PM
So are those the final votes?

Hobbit
02-14-2013, 04:00 PM
Definitely male. Also, it doe have horns, they are just hard to see as they blend in with the colour of his head but if you look extremely close you can see them.

Wetish
02-14-2013, 04:35 PM
Definitely male. Also, it doe have horns, they are just hard to see as they blend in with the colour of his head but if you look extremely close you can see them.

Hobbit - The professional cow gender identifier.

Ian
02-14-2013, 04:42 PM
Do male cows have udders?

Hadouken
02-14-2013, 04:50 PM
Do male cows have udders?
It's definitely a penis

Ian
02-14-2013, 04:57 PM
It's definitely a penis

19190

Hobbit
02-14-2013, 07:47 PM
That is a penis, this is an udder.
http://static5.depositphotos.com/1000506/421/i/950/depositphotos_4210443-Cow-udder.jpg

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 07:51 PM
19190

The udder is located torwards the back, near the back legs. If it's in the middle, its a male organ..
trust me, I have my farm and I have lived on it.

The Killer
02-14-2013, 07:56 PM
The udder is located torwards the back, near the back legs. If it's in the middle, its a male organ..
trust me, I have my farm and I have lived on it.
lived on horse penis? :o

Silentcore
02-14-2013, 07:59 PM
lived on horse penis? :o

lol silly one, don't change it to a horse now..

The Killer
02-14-2013, 08:03 PM
lol silly one, don't change it to a horse now..

Yeah well, A horse's dong is huge :p, must get a good meal out of it ;)
but then again, horse meat has been on the plate for a while if your into burgers or lasagna ;)

The Mayor
02-14-2013, 08:05 PM
Found another cow gif that you might enjoy. Contains a bit of vulgar language.
http://i.imgur.com/QUq9ErQ.gif

Hahaha, that made me LOL

Kevin
02-14-2013, 09:40 PM
Not only am I laughing my ass off at this conversation too, but I'm also just discovering we have a "Semi Stupid Pictures" Sub-Forum. I'm about to lose a lot of my time in here...

Angel Heart
02-14-2013, 10:58 PM
Definately a male.

I dont know too many females named Jack.

Thanatos
02-14-2013, 11:13 PM
owned by a cow. Hows that one feel mr camera man?

grats
02-14-2013, 11:26 PM
In horned cattle the horns of bulls tend to be thicker and somewhat shorter than those of cows, and in many breeds they curve outwards in a flat arc rather than upwards in a lyre shape. It is not true, as is commonly believed, that bulls have horns and cows do not: the presence of horns depends on the breed, or in horned breeds on whether the horns have been disbudded (conversely, in many breeds of sheep it is indeed only the males which have horns).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull