You just post "If [something], then [something]".
I'll use the one in my sig... "If there was such thing as evolution, then I'd have a self lubricating hand"
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You just post "If [something], then [something]".
I'll use the one in my sig... "If there was such thing as evolution, then I'd have a self lubricating hand"
If you would be smart then there wouldn't be useless posts anymore ^.^
if Raymond was really Michelangelo then he'd have an Italian accent. Alas, he doesnt
If I found a way to divide by zero, then I would crash the universe.
If I was posting on firefox, then I wouldn't see the ad "The love button -- push me hard!" and be reminded of a womans genitals.
if your avatar wastn't so hot i wouldn't be hard....
you 2 above me forgot the whole point of the thread its if...then neither of you 2 have 'then's
if I was better at halo then i would kick some noobz ass
lol... oops, i forgot to put mine... sorry
IF I had a job, THEN I would be able to buy a xbox360
If this thread got closed, then I would be rather happy.
Jks, this is cool.
If InArrayEx(ProgramFilesStuffs, Ben'sPlugin'sManual, Where) Then
Open(Where)
Else
ReadR0b0tsPostsLol
If pie is tasty then
start to eat
Else
go buy pie
If I got raped by a giant panda bear, then I would ask God to send it to hell.
If I had not raed hte Hrvaard sutdy, tehn I wuold not be tyinrg to cnfseuoe N3ss3s wtih my leet Elngsih. Eat taht Fnisnh!
SCAR Code:if RobotTaughtSantyAboutHSL then
SantyWouldBeHappy
else
SantyIsSad;
If the dragon random event that asks questions would get solved to #7, then I could get JuKKa's awesome guild miner to work with my army!
If I had time then I would have been more creative :D
~Stupedspam
If
thisredyellowblackthreadwillcloseinaamazingfastblu eblackwaytheneveryonewouldbehappynexttimegoodsmart robotdontmakethreadslikethisidontlikethem
Then
Nothing;
If hermpie's Post == Spam then Call RAM :D
~Stupedspam
Me too!
SCAR Code:If EvilChicken > n00b5t00f then WriteLn('What the...');
If EvilChicken laughs then run :D
BTW- == True Equal, >= Greater Than or Equal To, <= Less Than or Equal To, and <> Not Equal To
~Stupedspam
W00t I'm laughing, run!
Are you saying I didn't use the <> right? >.< For me AHAHAHAHAHA! I pulled a joke!! lmfao..
SCAR Code:Program IfIffer;
var
x: Integer;
Const
IsStupedSmart = True;
IsEvilChickenNoob = True;
IsEvilChickenSmart = False;
IsEvilChickenLaughing = True;
Procedure EviChickensState;
Begin
If IsEvilChickenLaughing = True then
WriteLn('Shit. OMFG RUN!! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF!!');
if IsEvilChickenNoob = True then writeLn('Woot atleast youre smart enough to know.');
if IsStupedSmart = true then WriteLn('How ironic... XD');
if IsEvilChickenSmart = true then begin WriteLn('*shoots self*');
TerminateScript;
end;
end;
Begin
Repeat
EviChickensState;
X := X+1;
WriteLn(IntToStr(x) + ' seconds have passed..');
Wait(1000);
ClearDebug;
Until X = 500;
If X = 500 then WriteLn('Dude - you''ve got major problems..');
TerminateScript;
end.
I got bored. Don't judge me.
If EvilChicken makes retarded script then I have to make one too :D
SCAR Code:program DanceTime;
//Made by Stupedspam... I was very bored... Its better than Ejjman1's =D
//Originally posted at w ww.srl-forums.com/forum/mohawk-michael-jackson-t16800.html
var Times:integer;
const
Level= 5; //1-5 for diffrent dances
ExtraWait= 200;//extra wait time
DoTimes= 3; //number of times to dance. Less than 5
DoSig= False;//Want to see the sig?
Procedure Danceone;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' \/[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \\__// ');
WriteLn(' \[]/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' \/[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancetwo;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' /[] \ ');
WriteLn(' /[] \');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / []\ ');
WriteLn('/ []\ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancethree;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' /\\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' /\[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ / ');
WriteLn(' /\[]\/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' /\\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancefour;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] \/ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' \__/ \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__/ ');
WriteLn(' /[]\ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' / [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
Procedure Dancefive;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('\ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' []\ ');
WriteLn(' []\ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' / []/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' \ |--| ');
WriteLn(' \\__/ ');
WriteLn(' \[]\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] \');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/ ');
WriteLn(' \/[]/\ ');
WriteLn(' [] \ ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| ');
WriteLn(' \__//\ ');
WriteLn(' / []/ ');
WriteLn(' \/ [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn(' |--| / ');
WriteLn(' \__// ');
WriteLn(' /[]/ ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' / [] ');
WriteLn(' [] ');
WriteLn(' /\ ');
WriteLn(' / \ ');
WriteLn(' ___/ \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
procedure FindLevel;
begin
case Level of
1: Danceone;
2: Dancetwo;
3: Dancethree;
4: Dancefour;
5: Dancefive;
end;
end;
Procedure Sig;
begin
If not (DoSig) then Exit;
WriteLn(' ||===\\ /\ |\ || //===\\ ||========');
WriteLn(' || \\ //\\ | \ || // \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || \\ // \\ ||\\ || // || ');
WriteLn(' || \\ // \\ || \\ || || || ');
WriteLn(' || || //======\\ || \\ || || ||=== ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ || ');
WriteLn(' || // // \\ || \\ || \\ // || ');
WriteLn(' ||==// // \\ || \\|| \\===// ||========');
Wait(1500)
ClearDebug;
end;
begin
Sig;
Wait(500)
FindLevel;
end.
~Stupedspam
*rolling on floor laughing ass off*
If Stupedspam > Genious then TypeSpam('THIS IS SPARTA!!');
If Persian asks for earth and water then Yell "This is Sparta" and kick them into a well. :D
~Stupedspam