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Me and a couple of buds were talking about cheesy pickup lines during lunch, and it seems like a good topic!
heres one we got
Hey baby, If you were a booger I'd pick you first!
You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.
haha, enjoy and POST THE WORST! :p :D
lol keep posting those.
they're really effective
you.must.be.Jamaican,..cause.ja.makin.me.crazy
sorry.about.the.dots,my.keybored.is.screwed.and.i. cant.use.space.....-.-
I bet those clothes would look great lying in aheap on the floor o.O
Whats your name? :p
*Spills drink on her dress* Oh no! Lets get you out of these cloths.
Haha. Jamaican XD
did you fall from heaven.......Because that would explain your face :P
HHAHAHA!!! =P
Dam, I could slap that fat ass all night long.
you have 206 bones in your body, do you want 1 more?
old one
Are you wearing space pants.......because your ass is out of this world
New one
Are your eyes spanners? Because every time i look into them my nuts tighten
:o Yakman lol
*Looks down*
"Nice Shoes"
*Looks up*
"Wanna fuck?"
me and my friend used this one and it really worked.
" i forgot my phone number, can i have yours'?
What show was that from?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by oliver1205
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What's the differerence between a black man and a bucket of shit?... The bucket!!
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Some stupid kid told it to me in school :rolleyes:
FYI, you can see the joke in iSpy without highlighting :)
Also, that isn't a pickup line
Anyway,
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my head"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
lol found it in a old thread
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Originally Posted by Wizzup?
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What's the differerence between a black man and a bucket of shit?... The bucket!!
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How the hell is that a pickupline?.?
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Originally Posted by Starblaster100
Deja vu. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Starblaster100
lol, it's the best pickup line :P
Are your parents camels? Because from the behind it looks like you have a toe!
do u have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
hey y dont you come over here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up
Your supposed to post the worst pickup lines...Quote:
Originally Posted by Starblaster100
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you between F and CK
you ever seen a 2-incher?
Im a man, you're a woman, you do the maths...
would you like to try an Australian kiss? it is just like a French kiss, except down under...
and my favourate..
I need an 11-digit number to seed my pseudorandom number generator, can i use your phone number?
i honestly cant remember, but it worked.Quote:
Originally Posted by [-jesus-]
Me: hey there, sexy, how many ex-boyfriends do you have?
*punched*
Me: <(*_*)>
Kinda related but not trying to hijack...
Guy:I don't want a purse!
Girl: Don't worry... It's unisex!
Guy: Don't worry I had some a few days ago.
Girl:NO! U-N-I-SEX!
Guy: You 'n' I sex... SURE!!!!!
no but that thing up there actually happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by palmpilot71
maybe i should've said that.
Geeze Yackman where are you getting these from. Lol they were all funny though.
Does your butt hurt because it looks like you fell from heaven!
This one is similar to Yackmans only a little more appropriate!
If i could arrange the alphabet i would put u and i together. *slaps knee and laughs histerically*
Go up to a woman
"You look like my third wife."
"How many wives have you had?
"Two"
Hehe did you just make it up because it's alot likeQuote:
Originally Posted by Yakman
If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together
Edit Sorry King just read your post.....
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Edit couldnt resist:
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [she says No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No she says] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.
(hopefully the target girl likes trigonometry...)
Thanks! I used it in my honors trigonometry class and I just got laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yakman
Are your parents retarded or something, because you sure are special.
was your dad a thief because you stole my heart
is your dad a terriost because your da bomb
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case
You make my software turn to hardware
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a Footlong
its a good thing i got my library card [Girl-Why?] Because im totally checking you out
Hah!! Those were some good ones, the foot long one was pretty funny. [Offtopic/] Have you seen the subway commercials? The 5 dollar footlong?[Offtopic] I told some girl that if she gave me 5 dollars i would give her a foot long:garfield:Quote:
Originally Posted by strikerx25
i tried that one to a girl in my calculus class and when she finally got it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Yakman
i almost got slapped.
also try this one,
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
ROTFLMAO :p
i heard this somewhere possibly the suite life of zach and codyQuote:
Originally Posted by Jahuro
want to know some math? u + me = 69
My friend told me this one,
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?