The history of autoing (Satiric)
THIS IS A SATIRE. DO NOT TAKE ANY OF THE BELOW SERIOUS :)
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Once upon a time, in a cold country north of Russia, where even in summer you had to wear an overcoat, there was a crazy mad guy named Aivars Irmejs, also known as "Kaitnieks".
One day, Kaitnieks decided to buy an internet connection, and surf the net. Since he already had two computers, he converted one of them into a proxy with internet connection and connected the other one to the proxy computer. Occassionally, he surfed so long that his surfboard *ahem* browser occasionally broke down in the waves of data that swept over it. He soon found out that the internet was a valuable tool to him. On one of those particularly boring rainy days, he decided to Alta-Vista (back in the old days people didn't have Google) "Free online MMORPGs".
He immediately found a website that was run by another nutcase, in character very similar to Kaitnieks. The person was called "Andrew Gower", and he commanded an army of java programers and content developers to create an online Java game that people would get addicted to easily. He codednamed his project to take over the world "Jagex", which is an acronym for Just Andrew Gower on EXtermination of the human race". His evil spirited mind was indeed almost a replica of Kait's brain (There is a conspiracy theory going on on wether Andrew was the genetically enginered cyborg evil twin of Kaitnieks, but the theory has been discredited by our so loved "Historians").
Anyways, so Kait liked the game but hated the fact that evil Andrew wanted people to train their index finger muscle and sit at their computer screens 10 hours a day to level up a single skill. The only way out, as he found out, was to cheat. Since there were no cheats available, as declared on his evil twin's *ahem* Andrew's website, he decided to piss Andrew off by creating something that could cheat.
Kait got worked up and searched the web for help. But, Kait was a loner and didn't find any friends, so he went and decided to try intercepting communication from the JAVA client and the RS servers by using his proxy. He succeeded, and in the process found large ammounts of p*rn hidden in the transmissions, probably because Andrew was very H*rny during coding and wanted to spam his little pictures to everyone on the planet.
So, he reverse engineered the RS client, and created a JAVA scripter he called "AutoRune" for "Automatic Rune Combine Harvester". The scripts were later used to dupe pink partyhats, crashing RS economy and destroying Andrews plans for world domination.
Andrew then created a new game he dubbed "RS2", (abreviation means Restart 2, probably referring to the failure of his other two plans for world domination (one remaining highly secret)). This one seemed unbreakable, with encrypted communications so Andrew could even send pictures of him naked through the webcam he connected his client to, without being spied on by his army.
Kaitnieks was fuming, and in his madness he learned DELPHI and began to code something that kicked Andrew in the ass. He developed SCAR (stands for Super Cross At Restart 2) and began building his own army of coders. He dubbed them SRL (Scar vs. Restart Leaders). The only thing to stop Kaitnieks that Andrew could do was launch a virus attack against Kaitniek's website.
The future for Kaitnieks and Andrew looks doomed, as the invisible war between two evil geniuses rages on. The only negative outcome was, that people scripted just as much as they played RuneScape, causing the original objective of not having to be in front of the computer to be unattained.
Hope you liked it. I didn't make it very profane, I might add some of that later.
EDIT: Nvm, not gonna update this stuff, it sucks.