R0b0t1!
He has turned 325 years old...
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R0b0t1!
He has turned 325 years old...
Damn, he's young!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizzup?
Happy Birthday! Even though you didn't want it.
lol happy birthday R0b0t1, however old you are :p
As the great (Integer) R0b0t1.age; is one higher than it was yesterday, one can only imagine the changes that must have happened. For starters, the standard time measuring for computer must have increased by around 3600000*24. The date must have increased by one as well. Possibly, sperm counts were altered too. In order to celebrate this occasion, I leave to the beholder some gifts from you to you:
1) Queso
2) Top quality lubricants to keep you in "good working order" - most likely WD40.
3) Protection for when you connect with potentially infected machines - Norton AV (sorry)
4) A sound clip of Mr Roboto from the Sonic the Hedgehog TV series
5) Sexual harassment lawsuits
6) A free massage on an area of your body of your choice
7) A free massage on an area of my body of your choice
8) Several (female) Spanish foreign exchange students who have a fetish for humanoid robots
9) Nothing in particular
10) Something in molecular
I hope you enjoy the above imaginary presents and have a wonderful day full of laughter, joy, alcohol, friends, no family (except that hawt cousin that you've always had feelings for) and a whole lot of chloroform!
happy b day r0b0t1
Happy birthday R0b0t1!
Hope you enjoy Mixster's presents, I still don't know how he comes up with them!
~Sandstorm
I think they're things he has lying around in his garage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandstorm
Anyway, Happy Birthday, R0b0t1!
Happy birthday r0b0t :). I give you one dolla :p.
Lolz, Mixster, knows toooo much. Happy Birthday r0b0t..!
Congratulations on the big #@%(325)!
Don't you wish you were 'reborn' at around age 14..so you could like...pump..lol..
He wants to get down and dirty.
ofc get down and dirty into his "chores".
Happy B-day mr 37.00000001337 year old.
None of you even considered a card, did you :p
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Happy b day, and I hope you a merry xmas (wutZ????)
It's a bit girly :o.
My birthday is tomorrow, don't forget me? ^^ :)
Anyhow, gratz robot. :)
~Eerik~
Happy birthday, R0b0t. :)
Happy birthday R0b0t!!!
Happy b-day!
~Camo
I hope he thinks so too :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Da 0wner
325? Still needs a couple years to beat my Grandma, Happy B-day!
Happy birthday R0b0t1!:D
Happy b-day :D
mixster's presents are always the best.
Happy birthday! You are now 311 years older than me!
I beat you all.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...LoveMonkey.gif
A little late... but
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!