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06-03-2009, 05:38 AM
Shuttleu

yes
if your not goint to post a pic or send me any then i dont believe you

PROVE ME WRONG BIATCH!!!!!

~shut
06-03-2009, 06:51 AM
Richard

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brain

Hey Harry, think you could tell me what you used or share it with me? :)
Condoms are darned expensive... If ya want to PM me or something, if not, just ignore me.

Go to a family planning clinic, tell them the person you a sleeping with is someone you care about greatly (in other words, lie), and you get free condoms/lube/and even a free sperm keyring!
06-03-2009, 07:10 AM
Brain

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard

Go to a family planning clinic, tell them the person you a sleeping with is someone you care about greatly (in other words, lie), and you get free condoms/lube/and even a free sperm keyring!

yeah, but that involves going somewhere and actually interacting with another person.

the internet is way better
06-03-2009, 07:32 AM
Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

yes
if your not goint to post a pic or send me any then i dont believe you

PROVE ME WRONG BIATCH!!!!!

~shut

I don't need to prove you wrong, it is the Internet, it doesn't matter what anyone thinks? :|

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brain

yeah, but that involves going somewhere and actually interacting with another person.

the internet is way better

PM'd :o
06-03-2009, 07:44 AM
Shuttleu

pm me too please :)
im sorry for what i said (if you pm me with whatever you pm'ed him)
i want some but i cant be bothered to sit there all day clicking

~shut
06-03-2009, 08:43 AM
Harry

You are in UK, right? It is US only, I will PM you it anyways.
06-03-2009, 08:45 AM
Da 0wner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry

you're*

Pix of hat && the sauce you are going to put on it first :p
Also, ffs, they are unmarked envelopes.. what would I prove by taking a pic of unmarked envelopes? >_>

Same.

Really now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToF

Pics or your talking out you are ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

Doesn't make since right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToF

Pics or your talking out your ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

That does make since (original post).
06-03-2009, 09:33 AM
PriSoner

I once bought 10,000 Flavoured, ribbed, plain etc Condoms near their expiry date in a real world auction for just £10.

I kept a few hundred back and used them over a few years.. (Expiry dates are usually bunkum!) and I promoted a few end of year student gigs giving away the rest of the condoms with tickets etc..
06-03-2009, 10:01 AM
Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by PriSoner

I once bought 10,000 Flavoured, ribbed, plain etc Condoms near their expiry date in a real world auction for just £10.

I kept a few hundred back and used them over a few years.. (Expiry dates are usually bunkum!) and I promoted a few end of year student gigs giving away the rest of the condoms with tickets etc..

Wow, nice.
06-03-2009, 10:05 AM
P1nky

Quote:

Originally Posted by _ChArMz

this is legit, i have seen it done, u can send all 4k to me if u like :D

[offtopic] woah i haven't seen you for like ever :)! glad you still drop by[/offtopic]

wtf really lol how?

lmfao @ noidea lol!
06-03-2009, 09:57 PM
Dervish

I think harry needs attention... Just post a pic damn it, with the envelopes, we don't care if there's no point but we want pics.
06-03-2009, 11:32 PM
Laur€ns

Yes, I've never seen a condom, I want teh pixxxxxxxxx!!!!! No really, I don't care whether he makes things up or not.
06-04-2009, 05:17 AM
Da 0wner

Have you seen 4,000 condoms O_O :p.
Owned by a person not a business.
06-04-2009, 07:00 AM
Shuttleu

it would be interesting to see how long the postman spends posting it through your front door XD

~shut
06-04-2009, 07:46 AM
Harry

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr D. Dervish

I think harry needs attention... Just post a pic damn it, with the envelopes, we don't care if there's no point but we want pics.

I do not care what anyone thinks :/

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

it would be interesting to see how long the postman spends posting it through your front door XD

~shut

He brought them in a box from the post office.
06-04-2009, 08:47 AM
TheSantaMan

Send them to me i'll use them
06-04-2009, 12:15 PM
Ejjman

create a bubble pit in your back yard...of...well...;D
06-04-2009, 12:36 PM
XRaye

So what do you do exactly at that site to keep getting them so easily?
Fill out the form every time and it will send it to the same name and address?
And the only thing on the envelope is an anonymous return address + your address?

OMG I'm gonna send my friend some, he'll be like wtf since when do I get mail? And there will be a condom in it XD
06-04-2009, 11:03 PM
mastaraymond

I got a free condom today! 3999 to go!
06-04-2009, 11:29 PM
Shuttleu

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastaraymond

I got a free condom today! 3999 to go!

if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut
06-04-2009, 11:38 PM
ian.

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/v...y-trolling.jpg
06-04-2009, 11:39 PM
mastaraymond

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut

I didn't get one from this site my darling, just from some random promoting team ;)
06-04-2009, 11:41 PM
Shuttleu

Quote:

Originally Posted by mastaraymond

I didn't get one from this site my darling, just from some random promoting team ;)

awww...

i need to find someone who lives in the USA and is willing to have 4k condoms come through their post then send them to me (i will pay obviously)

~shut
06-04-2009, 11:53 PM
jakeyboy29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut

are you taking the piss? go to a shop and buy them.
if your not mature enough to do that, you not mature enought to have sex.
06-05-2009, 12:23 AM
Shuttleu

yes im serious
its a lot cheaper to have 4k sent to someone in the us for free then send them over to the uk than to by 4k in the shop
plus i dont think the shop would have 4k in stock :/

~shut
06-05-2009, 12:29 AM
Nadeem

What could one possibly want 4k condoms for so badly :rolleyes:? lol I don't think its possible to have sex 4k times in a lifetime, unless your a sex perverted freak... Unless Shuttleu's thinking business :D

But I've seen stuff like this done before, but never with condoms... My friend got almost 700 free samples for Quaker Oatmeal To Go xD It was awesome lol we used them as munchies for a whole year

~NS
06-05-2009, 12:30 AM
ShowerThoughts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

yes im serious
its a lot cheaper to have 4k sent to someone in the us for free then send them over to the uk than to by 4k in the shop
plus i dont think the shop would have 4k in stock :/

~shut

Are you going to make Condom bombs or something?
06-05-2009, 12:37 AM
Shuttleu

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermen

Are you going to make Condom bombs or something?

i shall use them for a hell of a lot of fun
think about it
the possibilities are endless
i have a lot of things in mind that i want to do

~shut
06-05-2009, 12:43 AM
Torrent of Flame

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99_

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/v...y-trolling.jpg

Am I the only one who lol'd and appreciated this pic? :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuttleu

i shall use them for a hell of a lot of fun
think about it
the possibilities are endless
i have a lot of things in mind that i want to do

~shut

Go to a Connexions office or a family planning clinic. They give you 10 every week.
06-05-2009, 12:50 AM
XabdullahX

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99_

http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/v...y-trolling.jpg

Sorry for oft

Could someone tell me who this girl is ??? she is everywhere in this site :eek: :confused:
06-05-2009, 12:52 AM
Shuttleu

lol thats just over 1 per day XD

anyway
does anyone live in the us and want to do this for me?
like i said i will pay for everything

~shut
06-05-2009, 01:45 AM
King of the Nites

Open them all and unravel them, then go over to someone's house that you hate and throw them in their trees, roof, and on ground all around their house. Sort of like TP'ing someone only funnier :p.
06-05-2009, 10:27 AM
The Claw

Shuttleu stop spamming this thread asking for condoms, if you really want some then go to dealextreme.com and buy some from there, you can get 50 for like $4 USD and it's free shipping.
06-05-2009, 10:32 AM
Da 0wner

Quote:

Originally Posted by xabdullahx

Sorry for oft

Could someone tell me who this girl is ??? she is everywhere in this site :eek: :confused:

That's boxxy :p.
06-05-2009, 10:36 AM
The Claw

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da 0wner

That's boxxy :p.

Correct, boxxy aka Wizzup?, one of our admins
06-05-2009, 10:57 AM
Brain

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Claw

Correct, boxxy aka Wizzup?, one of our admins

wow...that is one tid-bit of info that I was blissfully un-aware of. Thank you for making my life complete.

Also, thanks for the condom website :p Checkin that out now.

EDIT: actually I don't want to buy condoms from there....they all seem "sketchy". Like, I'm sure their fine, but I really don't want a pregnancy on my hands, so I'll stick to the Tojans I've been using, haven't let me down yet. I'd rather pay more for something that has less of a chance of altering my life significantly.
06-05-2009, 02:49 PM
Shuttleu

dealextreme.com isn't a condom website
its a cheap Chinese goods site
i have bought from there many times before
including memory cards
DSTT
Dingoo
etc.
but i forgot that they sold condoms
i bought a squishy blue silicon penis from there one and gave it to my friend as a b-day pressie
it was soo funny and he was soo embarrassed

anyway sorry for posting that but i wasn't spamming the thread i was asking people a question
but now you have reminded me of DX i shall stop

~shut
06-06-2009, 09:30 AM
XabdullahX

lol @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I

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