Last person to post in this thread swims
I remember this topic being in existence before, but it's location has escaped me if it did. Possibly it was before the days of General Dump and was so locked for its spam.
There are only two rules for this game:
1) The last person who posted in the thread is currently swimming and so must express this in a unique way, such as by saying "Hazzah, I'm swimming!" in their post. If they don't, then they do not swim and instead drown miserably and must leave the thread and return at a later date/hour - this includes repeating a previous swim statement.
2) If the topic is locked, then the person who did so forfeits their swim and it instead is donated to a charity of their choosing. If they do not post which charity, then it will go to the nearest communist establishment to them. This rule applies even if they lock it without posting so as not to allow any single person to swim.
3) If you use a meme anywhere in your post, including the signature, then you drown forever and can no longer ever swim.
4) Fishes or other animals that live in the sea like dolphins or jellyfish are not allowed to post in this thread.
5) If you do not know how to swim, please avoid posting in this thread! I don't want to jump in and save you.
6) Anyone who is not me who edits this post automatically drowns and has to have mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from me.
I will also point out that general forumy rules apply, so no double posting. If you do so, then the double swim means you drown and the one who posted before is still swimming.
Now for the games to begin!
I am swimming. Yay.
