I'll start off with a few
Code:<Markus92> Ogre: how did you dod that backwards b????
<cycrosism> its a d
Code:<cycrosism> R0b0t1: i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
<Wizzup> gay
<cycrosism> IF THATS GAY THEN LADY GAGA IS GAY
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I'll start off with a few
Code:<Markus92> Ogre: how did you dod that backwards b????
<cycrosism> its a d
Code:<cycrosism> R0b0t1: i wanna take a ride on your disco stick
<Wizzup> gay
<cycrosism> IF THATS GAY THEN LADY GAGA IS GAY
I personally think the random ones on srl.html are funnier sometimes.
http://stats.rizon.net/chan/srl.html
Lol this thread was made for people to paste funny quotes from the #srl irc channel
lulz:
harry is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 78 times.
For example, like this:
* Harry slaps Gurkan`
kz can't control his/her aggressions, either. He/She picked on others 22 times.
Poor harry, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 60 times.
For example, like this:
* Ogre slaps Harry
tootoot222 seems to be unliked too. He/She got beaten 21 times.
~Destiny~
lolCode:<cycrosism> Harry: nou
<Harry> n
<Harry> o
<Harry> u
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
<cycrosism> your mum
<Harry> liek gtfo cycrosism :3
* Sexy has kicked Harry from #SRL (Stop met flooden!)
<cycrosism> lol owned
At least I know how to say "liek" without being kicked ;_)Quote:
06:26:21 < cycrosism> liek no you!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:26:21 -!- cycrosism was kicked from #SRL by Sexy [Watch your language!]
Code:<Wizzup> You should seriously read back at all the bullshit you've said
kz_ has quite a potty mouth. 17.5% words were foul language.
The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters.Quote:
* Saturn` throws poke ball, and a mixster is revealed
<Laurens> MIXSTER! I CHOOSE YOU!
<mixster> OH YAY
<Laurens> MIXSTER! FAP ATTACK!
<mixster> I mean
<mixster> mixxy mixxy!
<mixster> mixster!
* mixster uses fap attack and KO's thebob142
<Laurens> MIXSTER, THATS ENOUGH! COME BACK!
<Saturn`> mixster: use tail whip!
<Laurens> mixster, I CHOOSE YOU AGAIN
* mixster uses tail whip and knocks out Saturn`
<Laurens> you can't ko with tail whip silly
<Laurens> it lowers attack
<mixster> Laurens: Not my tail whip ^^
<Laurens> thats another whip
<Laurens> mixster, USE HYDRO FAP ON Saturn` !
* Saturn` jumps in an attempt to dodge
* mixster uses hydro fap on Saturn`
* mixster hits!
* Saturn` falls into a sea of sea men
<Laurens> mixster, good job!
* Laurens hands mixster a poke-cookie
* Saturn` is quickly devoured by the sea men
* mixster om nom noms his poke-cookie
I was asking people if I could take a ride on their disco stick ages ago dude. Just ask Hobbit!
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<Ogre> night Laurens Mayazcherquoi cycrosism
<Mayazcherquoi> 'See ya Orge
<Laurens> bye Ogre <3
* Ogre is away: sleep
<Mayazcherquoi> Don't let the bed bugs bite!
<Ogre> <3 :D
<Ogre> Mayazcherquoi, kk
<Laurens> Ogre is gonna fap sooooo hard right now
<Ogre> Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't fapped for quite some time
<Laurens> lol*
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Code:<yakman> WHY DO SHEMALES HAVE BIGGER DICKS THAN ME!?!!
Stupid thread is stupid.
If you cannot stand cursing or cussing, don't read on
This is what /lastlog cycrosism gave me.
Quote:
07:48 < cycrosism> Hey all
07:48 < cycrosism> dumped my gf
07:48 < cycrosism> (slut!)
07:48 < cycrosism> lol
07:53 < cycrosism> talk
07:55 < cycrosism> ...
07:56 < cycrosism> #srl-dev
08:02 < cycrosism> r u guys dead
08:03 < cycrosism> come on
08:04 < cycrosism> Finally someone talks
08:04 < cycrosism> sup Jason2gs
08:05 < cycrosism> Jason2gs: HI
08:05 < cycrosism> And you didnt say hi o me
08:05 < cycrosism> dot dot dot
08:06 < Jason2gs> Hello cycrosism.
08:06 < cycrosism> ty!!!!!!!!!
08:06 < cycrosism> finally someone talking lol
08:46 < cycrosism> I like to yell at inanimate objects
08:46 < cycrosism> Jason2gs: ^
08:51 < cycrosism> Ogre: External harddrive
08:51 < cycrosism> just store the shit on tehre
08:51 < cycrosism> there
08:51 < Ogre> cycrosism, i don't lack space, I just like to keep things neat
08:52 < cycrosism> LIKE YOUR MUMS ASS
08:52 < cycrosism> jokes
08:52 < cycrosism> lol
08:55 < cycrosism> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJnU3Yi02fo&NR=1
08:57 < cycrosism> Laurens: #srl-dev NOW
08:57 < cycrosism> Join it.
08:58 < cycrosism> i accedently banned *!*@*
08:58 < cycrosism> rejoin now
08:58 < cycrosism> Thats for trying to fuck up my channel
08:59 < cycrosism> What do you mean
08:59 < cycrosism> * Laurens (~Laurens@0031645925220.laurens) has joined #srl-dev
08:59 < cycrosism> * Sexy sets ban on *!*@0031645925220.laurens
08:59 < cycrosism> * Sexy has kicked Laurens from #srl-dev (User has been banned from the channel)
08:59 < cycrosism> Do it
09:01 < cycrosism> thsi is a picture of me http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._3506308_n.jpg
09:03 < cycrosism> LOL MACS ARE FOR GAYS
09:03 < cycrosism> rofl rofl rofl at my quote http://stats.rizon.net/chan/srl.html
09:04 < Ogre> cycrosism, I don't get it
09:04 < cycrosism> lol
09:04 < cycrosism> warflying
09:04 < cycrosism> honestly who the fuck bothers to do that
09:05 < cycrosism> Sexy's faithful follower, jason2gs, kicked about 34 people.
09:05 < cycrosism> harry seemed to be hated too: 196 kicks were received.
09:05 < cycrosism> b
09:05 < cycrosism> r
09:05 < cycrosism> b
09:07 < Ogre> cycrosism, I'm sorry but you can't keep voting no because it doesn't compile, for fuck's sake.
09:13 < Ogre> night Laurens Mayazcherquoi cycrosism
10:19 < cycrosism> nou
10:19 -!- cycrosism is now known as yrraH
10:20 -!- yrraH is now known as cycrosism
10:35 < cycrosism> how much rep until you have 2 balls
10:37 < Laurens> cycrosism, 100 rep
10:42 < cycrosism> #srl-dev
10:43 < cycrosism> lol
10:43 < cycrosism> i unbanned u
10:44 < cycrosism> :O
10:44 < cycrosism> WHY DID MY EEEPC QUIT
10:44 < cycrosism> why did my eeepc quit...
10:44 < cycrosism> hmm
10:45 < Laurens> cycrosism, /cs clear #srl-dev bans
10:45 < cycrosism> Laurens: no.
10:46 < cycrosism> until i get unbanned from srl-internets and get my aop +a back
10:47 < cycrosism> k come to #srl-dev Laurens
10:56 < Harry> wtf @ cycrosism's quote. "lol Harry steam powered dildo"
11:12 < cycrosism> .stats
11:17 < cycrosism> I dont know what to say
11:18 < cycrosism> I broke up with my GF and now she wants me back
11:18 < cycrosism> she is just too much trouble
11:18 < cycrosism> she is just too much trouble
11:19 < cycrosism> I have to make an important choice to say yes or o
11:19 < cycrosism> no
11:19 < cycrosism> she has cheated on me in the past
11:19 < cycrosism> she also lies
11:20 < ian_> cycrosism: an hero.
11:20 < cycrosism> ?????
11:21 < ian_> cycrosism: Kill yourself.
11:21 < cycrosism> No fuck this im not falling for her trap when she calls me after her dinner im saying no
11:22 < cycrosism> Gonna go for a different girl one that doesnt drink and cheat on her bf
11:22 < Laurens> cycrosism, good choice
11:22 < cycrosism> no
11:23 < cycrosism> fuck friends with benefits
11:23 < cycrosism> (not literelly)
11:23 < cycrosism> You either love someone or you don't
11:23 < cycrosism> Right now i don't love her i hate her for what she has put me through
11:24 < cycrosism> She said she loved me and i said how do i know that and she said for me to go to her house on thursday and she will prove it
11:25 < cycrosism> Yes and she needs to learn to shut the fuck up
11:25 < cycrosism> Honestly sometimes she just annoys me
11:26 < cycrosism> I need a way to say no to her but not harshly
11:27 < cycrosism> Laurens: screw friends with benifets/fuck buddies you either love someone and be with them or you don't
11:28 < cycrosism> You dont know if your "fuck buddy" has AIDS/STD's/Herpies or whatever.
11:29 < Laurens> cycrosism, condoms?
11:29 < cycrosism> Laurens: If you tounge kiss her you could get glandular fever
11:29 < cycrosism> google it
11:30 < cycrosism> search Glandular fever
11:32 < cycrosism> Simtoon: Have you done an essay on MacBeth? Can you send it to me if u have?
11:34 < cycrosism> <Trivia> Hint: ass****
11:35 < Laurens> cycrosism, you ment pfeiffer's?
11:38 < mc_teo> cycrosism said he'd give you SOP if you went back
11:39 < cycrosism> really
11:41 < cycrosism> sap?
11:41 < cycrosism> Harry: nouy
11:41 < cycrosism> nou
11:42 * cycrosism hates doing oral presentations, one about macbeth
11:42 * cycrosism knows someone will make an oral sex joke out of that
11:42 < cycrosism> I USE TO BE OPEN MINDED but my brains fell out
11:43 < cycrosism> lol
11:45 < cycrosism> lol
11:45 < cycrosism> must be ancient
11:45 < cycrosism> or a typo
11:45 < cycrosism> Must of been $174
11:47 < cycrosism> Interesting
11:47 < cycrosism> one picture shows 640GB
11:47 < cycrosism> but the heading says 250
11:47 < Harry> cycrosism: there are diffetent versions
11:53 < cycrosism> Harry: nou
11:53 < cycrosism> lol
11:54 < cycrosism> Wizzup: how do i make a public poll
11:58 < cycrosism> nvm i got it
11:58 < cycrosism> http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=49951
11:58 < ian_> cycrosism: Cool story, bro.
11:58 < cycrosism> ty.
12:00 < cycrosism> ian_: there is no purple
12:01 < cycrosism> You edited i
12:01 < cycrosism> it
12:01 < cycrosism> just post your eye colour lol
12:03 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:03 < cycrosism> presentation
12:04 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:04 < cycrosism> yes
12:04 < cycrosism> oral presentation
12:04 < cycrosism> due tommorow
12:04 < cycrosism> i hate talking infront of the class
12:04 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:04 < cycrosism> macbeth si gay
12:04 < cycrosism> is
12:04 < cycrosism> (the b ook)
12:05 < ian_> cycrosism.. you just fail.. so hard.. read what you said
12:05 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:05 < cycrosism> Wow if you are trying to make a sex joke? How can I give someone oral sex when they died over 400 years ago
12:05 < cycrosism> btw macbeth was a play
12:05 < cycrosism> /book
12:06 < ian_> 03:02 < cycrosism> time to finish my semi-gay macbeth oral
12:06 < cycrosism> okay stfu with that
12:06 < cycrosism> no not necro
12:06 < cycrosism> /fml
12:07 < cycrosism> what are the ods tommorow that when i go school my gf (ex gf) will want to talk to me
12:09 < ian_> cycrosism: 0. Obvious troll is obvious. "She" is a man.
12:10 < cycrosism> she has vagina + boobs she isnt a man
12:10 < cycrosism> Harry: long cat is long
12:14 < cycrosism> long cat is long
12:16 < cycrosism> Harry: long cat is long
12:17 < cycrosism> Laurens is fail
12:17 < cycrosism> Harry: http://underground.bananachan.net/wo...ps/longcat.png
12:18 < cycrosism> Harry: I replied
12:18 < cycrosism> yakman: cool story bro
12:19 < cycrosism> yakman: long cat is long
12:19 < cycrosism> lol
12:21 < cycrosism> Harry: this is the long cat http://tinyurl.com/56klqs
12:21 < cycrosism> o u!
12:21 < cycrosism> s/shortcat/longcat/
12:21 < Harry> cycrosism: i'd hit it. http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1251192650756.jpg
12:22 < cycrosism> Harry: no u
12:22 < cycrosism> tranny!
12:23 < ian_> cycrosism: You're a fucking genious, now aren't you?
12:23 < cycrosism> yep
12:23 < cycrosism> Harry: naice
12:23 < cycrosism> yeah
12:23 < cycrosism> was about to saY
12:24 < cycrosism> look at the ball colour then look at her skin
12:24 < cycrosism> the penis is darker to her skin
12:24 < ian_> cycrosism: So is mine
12:24 < cycrosism> godo for u
12:25 < cycrosism> longcat is long
12:25 < cycrosism> that penis is DEF shooped
12:26 < cycrosism> YES
12:26 < cycrosism> yes it is
12:26 < cycrosism> bullshit
12:26 < cycrosism> because u dun masterbait
12:26 < cycrosism> your balls are producing sperm
12:26 < cycrosism> but your not using it
12:26 < cycrosism> agreed Wizzup
12:27 < cycrosism> lol
12:27 < cycrosism> bull
12:27 < cycrosism> Because
12:27 < cycrosism> They get a sex chromosome from each parent
12:27 < cycrosism> X = girl Y = Boy
12:27 < ian_> cycrosism: you're fucking retarded..
12:27 < cycrosism> XX = girl
12:27 < cycrosism> XY = boy
12:27 < cycrosism> or
12:27 < cycrosism> they ahd a sex chance
12:27 <@Zeph`> cycrosism, sex change?
12:27 < cycrosism> change*]
12:27 < cycrosism> Zeph`: nou
12:27 < ian_> cycrosism: stfu pl0x
12:28 < cycrosism> lol
12:28 < cycrosism> whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12:28 < cycrosism> yes
12:29 < cycrosism> Klinefelter = genetic mutation
12:29 < cycrosism> no
12:30 < cycrosism> well
12:30 < cycrosism> in a way
12:30 < cycrosism> yes
12:30 < cycrosism> yakman: you get an extra sex chromosone
12:30 < cycrosism> some*
12:30 < cycrosism> what the fuck Harry
12:30 < cycrosism> dog porn is not tolerated
12:30 < cycrosism> #srl-biology
12:30 < cycrosism> Harry: shut the fuckl
12:31 < cycrosism> Wizzup: s/5 days/2 days/
12:31 < cycrosism> no bold text kthnx Harry
12:31 < cycrosism> no u ian_
12:31 < cycrosism> copy pasta
12:31 < Harry> cycrosism: ������ ������� ������������
12:31 < cycrosism> fail
12:32 < cycrosism> doesnt work properly when u highlit
12:32 < cycrosism> nou
12:32 < cycrosism> Harry: no u
12:32 < cycrosism> ������� ���'� ��������
12:33 < cycrosism> Harry: longcat is LONG! when i say long i dont just mean long i mean looooooooooooooong
12:33 < cycrosism> srsl.y
12:33 < cycrosism> i mean
12:33 < cycrosism> srsly.
12:33 < Harry> cycrosism: stfuk about the longcat
12:34 < cycrosism> liek u dont get kicked for saying liek
12:34 -!- cycrosism was kicked from #SRL by Sexy [Watch your language!]
12:34 -!- cycrosism [~a@a.a] has joined #SRL
12:34 < cycrosism> lol
12:34 < cycrosism> my gf
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you don't have a gf
12:34 < cycrosism> "il kill myself if u dnt get bak wif me, not jokin"
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you're making it all up.
12:34 < cycrosism> im not
12:34 < cycrosism> Zeph`: nou
12:34 < ian_> cycrosism: you haven't had human interaction for months
12:34 <@Zeph`> cycrosism, join up!
12:34 < cycrosism> Zeph`: ok
12:35 < cycrosism> sea men?
12:35 < cycrosism> its semen
12:35 < cycrosism> also why do they want my semen
12:35 < cycrosism> i tried to cum in the cup and i missed and hit my friend in the eye
12:35 <@Zeph`> sorry cycrosism
12:35 < cycrosism> no u
12:35 < cycrosism> i know im not 18-35
12:35 < ian_> cycrosism: so you donate semen with friends, and give macbeth orals.. >_>
12:36 < cycrosism> ian_: no i dont
12:36 < cycrosism> it was a joke
12:36 < cycrosism> j.o.k.e
12:36 < cycrosism> Wizzup: doesnt work
12:36 < ian_> cycrosism: it works
12:36 < Laurens> cycrosism, ipconfig /flushdns
12:36 < cycrosism> Harry: NO BOLD TEXT KTHNX.
12:36 < Harry> cycrosism: ���� ��� ������
12:36 < cycrosism> Laurens: no, ipconfig wont work on ubuntu FAIL
12:37 < Harry> cycrosism: yes it does..
12:37 < cycrosism> really
12:37 < cycrosism> no u
12:37 < Wizzup> 12:36 < cycrosism> Laurens: no, ipconfig wont work on ubuntu FAIL
12:37 < cycrosism> bash: ipconfig: command not found
12:37 < cycrosism> I know ifconfig
12:37 < cycrosism> and iwconfig
12:37 < cycrosism> he said IP
12:37 < cycrosism> look
12:37 < Wizzup> cycrosism: /etc/init.d/net.eth0 restart
12:37 < cycrosism> <Laurens> cycrosism, ipconfig /flushdns
12:37 < Wizzup> cycrosism: /etc/init.d/dhcp restart
12:37 < cycrosism> NOW
12:37 < cycrosism> I NEED to finish this macbeth
12:37 < ss23> cycrosism teh fail
12:37 < cycrosism> ss23: no u
12:38 < cycrosism> Anime: no u r0b0t1
12:38 < cycrosism> nice vhost
12:38 < cycrosism> not as sexy as mine
12:38 < cycrosism> a@a.a :P
12:38 < cycrosism> unfornutatly the nick a was taken
12:38 < Harry> cycrosism: ���� ��� ������
12:39 < cycrosism> wtf is that
12:39 < cycrosism> �����
12:39 < cycrosism> wtf?
12:39 < cycrosism> all i see is question marks
12:39 < ian_> cycrosism: ?ftw
12:39 < Harry> cycrosism: it is boldtext
12:39 < cycrosism> newfag
12:39 < Laurens> cycrosism, put away the drink
12:39 < cycrosism> Laurens: no u
12:39 < cycrosism> i dont put away my drink
12:39 < ian_> cycrosism: stick it in her pooper.
12:39 < cycrosism> ian_: fuck no she is ugly
12:39 < cycrosism> and she wants me back