Originally Posted by
GoF
This is on the first page so no grave dig of any sort I assume.
Well.. The movie is based on a book written about some 40 year old mormon bitches wet dream (not trying to offend mormons in any way) so it's no surprise it sucks. The way you're supposed to read the books and watch the movie is *Place your sad self in the place of Bella (or w/e the girl was called) and enjoy the hot vampire loving*. The vampires aren't even vampires, just some angsty pale versions of superman that shine in sunlight and don't wear tights.
I guess it's a bit gay to watch a movie meant to make 11-15 year old fat girls wet their pants, but who am I to judge.