ahahah YoHoJo. snap xD
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ahahah YoHoJo. snap xD
I only jack when im out. Got busted once by a swedish stewardess on my way home from malaga, spain. She got really embarrassed, and i never finished. :(
guys...I never said the watermelon went to waste....it's still good after wards....geesh
That happened to me :( only one foot long now XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Torrent of Flame
You eat the after affects lol wowzerzQuote:
Originally Posted by Brain
when abortion becomes illegal, fondleing yourself might too soon after because those stupid womens activists..Quote:
Originally Posted by Matsetst
also i think its addictive
thats odd, i thought women's activists supported abortion.
Holy..... Drawbacks? lol. Go ahead and masturbate kid, it's safe. Use all the porn you want, when you get bored of it, you'll come up with better fantasies. I personally preffer my own twisted mind to cheap porn.
~RM
Is it ok if I just let it drip on the floor (I already do)? I cbf to use my tissues.
socks that are going to be washed = excellent, plus, don't have to worry about cleanup really... (white socks btw lawzl..)
don't use white socks, my mom once asked me why all of my socks gained this yellow colour, i answered he that my brother accidently dropped some orange juice on them.
ROFLMFAO that happened to me too exacly! Im seriously rolling on the floor lauhign right now! Yeah I used to use white sox, and just wash them, but they get yellow stains on them/parents may find them/lack of socks will be suspicious! Also you have to keep on hiding them until laundary day. SO NO TO WHITE SOCKS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cartmann
Use paper towel, when your done, flush it problem solved.
Holy crap I'm laughing my BRAINS OUT WOW!
Lucky me, my mom makes me use new socks everyday, cause I got be foot odor. (Not cause of the... lol) So i never use them more then once before laundry = no color.
I do it every second of every minute of every hour of every day...
I think orgasm releases some sort of "hormones" which sugar, nicotine, drugs also contains, leading to an addiction.
Not sure, but I heard something about it.
I don't do it too often. ~Once a week is way enough for me...
It's a trap!
http://www.drunkbastard.net/photos/kitty.jpg
masturbation is addictive if and only if the expression "/b/" rings any bell to you.
I lol'd.
If you tink on a male while masstubateing, are you a gayfish tehn?
It releases endorphines. They chill you out and make you happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr D. Dervish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endorphin
http://yourtotalhealth.ivillage.com/...-euphoria.html
well playedQuote:
Originally Posted by Cigue
but on a more serious note, I don't think masturbation is addictive because addiction implies that there are withdrawal symptoms or that some dependency has formed, which I feel doesn't happen.
You ARE addicted, it ain't just a bad habbit ...
If you wasn't addicted, then there would be no babies, just take a look at this picture:
http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphic...rry-potter.jpg
He problably masturbated afterwards, not becouse it's a bad habbit to masturbate after you see a girl, but becouse your addicted to puzzay! just think of the ekspression "He is very horny"
Soulmate.Quote:
To solve the peeing problems, I jack off, then pee out the sperm left in my dick. Keeps it nice and clean and from leaking out in my boxers.
I have to do the same after sex etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by n3ss3s
a bit too personal for my likings :/
yah i heard it releases the same endorphins as cocain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Runaway Cop
You got it all wrong here. Its not addicting. Its a habit. Some people make it a habit of doing it everyday. Thats not being addicted to it.
People are addicted to smoking or using drugs becasue it stimulates their brain. So they do it more often and can not stop.
Masturbation does nothing to the brain. It stimulates the body. Which can be manageable and people CAN live without it.
Code:Addicting- to cause to become physiologically or psychologically dependent on an addictive substance, as alcohol or a narcotic.
Habit - an acquired behavior pattern regularly followed until it has become almost involuntary
I don't think its addicting but those who do it MAKE it an addiction.
I went the last summer without 1 wank, its just how strong your mind is over your.. *lower brain*
It's only an addiction when you stop doing normal things to masturbate.
I only do it when I'm extremely bored and have a new video in my collection.
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Originally Posted by Buckleyindahouse
sooo true lol. Explains that I haven't since COD came out :redface: