Don't wanna be a leecher forever!
(already posted this in kindergarten so apologies for the repeat, just wasn't sure where it needed to be)
Hi, I am sick of being a leecher... no-one has accused me yet but i feel it in my heart and know it to be a sad truth.
Therefore the only way to gain back my self-respect is to learn scar/srl and write the worlds greatest script ever (yes yes i know, its not likely but at least i'm willing to try unlike most leechers).
I've looked at various tutorials and help pages and there are some things i just don't get, this is most likely due to my complete lack of programming knowledge (computers weren't really high on my school syllabus as they were still pretty basic way back).
If someone could please please please take pity on my poor tortured soul and tell me which tutorial is best for a complete newbie (a kind of 'idiots guide') and also tell me which computer language is best to learn (i work at a university and therefore have extensive access to a large library) then i can get cracking with my script el magnifico (tm) :D
I'm a busy man but what i lack in free time i certainly make up for in sleep deprivation.
Thanks in advance for any help and as always, may the schwartz be with you.
[edit] Just found bebemycat2 and WhoCares357 's tutorials and think they should get me started.