4/10
that does not happen in real life
rate my
Where you believe there is magic…you will find it.
Read more: http://www.quotesquotations.com/#ixzz0v4Cj1mq7
Printable View
4/10
that does not happen in real life
rate my
Where you believe there is magic…you will find it.
Read more: http://www.quotesquotations.com/#ixzz0v4Cj1mq7
5/10 Just a fun quote. If you believe hard enough in anything or dwell on it long enough. You can usually find a way, that is.
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butchers ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it... no, I mean you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then... no, it's got to be YOUR bull..." ~ Tommy Boy
4/10
"You heard of the new Swedish study? The bigger the foot the bigger the... shoe"
- My lil' brother :p
6.5 / 10
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Unknown
7/10
Quote:
<watashiwa> *eats more moldy bread*
<watashiwa> i'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some peanut butter. ^_^
<mystic_knight> ....
<krelian|owned> ....
<watashiwa> ....
<mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog
1/10
"If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto." - Frankie Boyle
6/10 pretty funny. lol
"It's over 9000"-Vegeta
A witty saying proves nothing
9/10. Well done said. (don't forget to rate)
"you should always celebrate life.. because you never know when it's gunna throw you a curve ball..." ~ JD
9/10 we should learn to enjoy whatever we have
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
Read more: http://www.latestngreatest.net/#ixzz1WyurYK3J
6/10
The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiquote/en/wiki/SocratesQuote:
Socrates said that at his trial for heresy. He was on trial for encouraging his students to challenge the accepted beliefs of the time and think for themselves. The sentence was death but Socrates had the option of suggesting an alternative punishment. He could have chosen life in prison or exile, and would likely have avoided death.
9/10 socrates is great; everyone can learn something from him ^^.
"If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties." - Francis Bacon
5/10
"if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed"
2/10 (I gave an extra 1 for the rhyme)
"For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill." - Sun Tzu
?/10 - didn't see the quote, unless it was the sober thing... then I would say 1/10 cus my thought were, "... sure?"
"He is unworthy of the name of man who is ignorant of the fact that the diagonal of a square is incommensurable with its side." ~ Plato
6/10
"If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four sharpening the axe."
6/10 ^
"life is a beach ...and im just playing in the sand" -P1nky ya ya call me Weezy if you wish ;)
8/10
"This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud."
The Mentor
4/10
"On the first day, man created God."
8/10
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
7/10
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
7/10 It was funny
"A child falls so they can learn to pick themself up"
3/10 too cliche
“There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft. Do you understand that?When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife’s right to a husband, rob his children of a father.When you tell a lie, you steal someone’s right to the truth.When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness. Do you see?” -The Kite Runner
7/10
"A wise old man once said, "go ask a woman""