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Lol WizzupQuote:
<Smarter_Child> no pain no gain
<mixster> Smarter_Child: tell that to him http://www.explosm.net/comics/2147/
<Smarter_Child> nice pic :p
<Wizzup> mixster: I laughed out loud
<mixster> Wizzup: it's a great way to pick up chicks
<Wizzup> I might do it
<Wizzup> but they'd notice it, the penis all the way down to the bed
<Wizzup> They'd probably trip
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Wizzup> let alone if it was erect they might hurt themselves
<Smarter_Child> quoted?
<Wizzup> lol
<Wizzup> Some things should stay in IRC ;)
<Smarter_Child> too late
lolololQuote:
<Drags111> rawr
<Drags111> hi
<BraK> Drags111, shush people trying to sleep
<Drags111> but dragons roar :(
<Drags111> i cant help it
<BraK> Not when people sleep they meow
<Drags111> since when have i ever meowe
<Drags111> meowed
<BraK> just now :)
<Shuttleu> just then
<Drags111> dangit.
<Shuttleu> lol
<Drags111> touche
~BraK
=D I love u brak <3
~shutQuote:
<Smarter_Child> i'm running this game and the frame rate is so sloww
<Smarter_Child> can i speed it up?
<Shuttleu> no
<Dgby714> Smarter_Child: How many fps?
<Shuttleu> 1
<Smarter_Child> lol i don't know
<Smarter_Child> but it is slowww
<Shuttleu> go get a stopwatch and time it
<Dgby714 Shuttleu: lol'd
>..>Quote:
[20:59:40] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:50:34] <Dgby714> use sdl
[20:59:49] <Dgby714> ./#srl.20110729.log:[23:53:22] <R0b0t1> BenLand100: Use SDL...
[21:00:01] <Dgby714> He suggested it 3mins after me
[21:00:03] <Dgby714> >..>
[21:00:23] <@BenLand100> and i ignored your suggestion, but took his. should tell you something :3
[21:00:32] <Dgby714> LOL >..>
This was after a conv between me and him.Quote:
[22:58:00] <Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
[22:58:12] <Dgby714> LOL
Ah, you mean this one :p:
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<Smarter_Child> Simba <3
<Smarter_Child> Dgby714 0.5*<3
<Dgby714> =O
<Dgby714> I'm 1/2 loved?
<Smarter_Child> yes
<Dgby714> lol
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Dgby714> Why?
<Smarter_Child> because i love Simba twice as much as you :)
<Dgby714> lol
<Smarter_Child> Don't quote me, for our love cannot be quoted
<Dgby714> LOL
<Dgby714> I'm gonna quote that last one ^
<Smarter_Child> lol
This made me LOL:
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<Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.
LOL'dQuote:
[23:05:52] <Carlito> Dgby714 write a script that complains to people in runescape about bots.
[23:05:59] <Smarter_Child> lol
[23:06:01] <Dgby714> Carlito: LOL
Contributing..
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R0b0t1 LMFAO
09:01 Wizzup What's so funny
09:01 Smarter_Child THIS *insert youtube link*
09:01 R0b0t1 Wizzup: The guy's penis is actually as thick as his wrist
09:02 Wizzup Is that not normal?
09:02 R0b0t1 I see what you did there.
=P...Quote:
[11:54:02] <Tootoot222> damnit
[11:54:07] <Tootoot222> i installed the package on my laptop
[11:54:07] <Tootoot222> lol
[11:54:12] * Tootoot222 forgot to ssh
~BraKQuote:
[00:00] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> MIXSTER SUCKS DONGS
[00:01] <mixster> MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS: http://imgur.com/r/funny/tYku6
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> ETCETC
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> i can't click that because telnet has no web browser
[00:01] <MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS> actually i'm not using telnet; this is netcat
[00:01] <Rawr> Tootoot222, as in, xchat and irssi are about equal in terms of goodness.
[00:01] <Rawr> Shuttleu, I does not.
[00:01] <BraK> mixster, that's fucking funny
[00:01] * MIXSTERSUCKSDONGS is now known as Jason2gsSucksDongs
[00:01] <Shuttleu> why?
[00:01] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
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[00:02] * Shuttleu_ has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
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[00:02] * Rawr has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (nope.)
[00:02] <BraK> lol
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has left #srl
[00:02] * Jason2gsSucksDongs (~dongs@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP) has joined #srl
[00:02] <Carlito> damn someone getting raped.
[00:02] <Rawr> .ban Jason2gsSucksDongs :<
[00:02] * Sexy sets ban on *!*@9B31BE6F.74846750.5C762E08.IP
[00:02] * Sexy has kicked Jason2gsSucksDongs from #srl (:<)
[00:02] <Tootoot222> tepic
[00:02] <Tootoot222> TEpic
[00:02] <Carlito> someone put that in the forumn quotes.
I deffinetly have to visit you guys on irc sometime, because this thread just made my day xD
It's a totally awesome time to be had by all :)
~BraK
Just got back from... downstairs and Brak is already having hankypanky... :DQuote:
<BraK> Good night everyone the wife is a calling me to bed :D
<mixster> BraK: it's a trap!
<mixster> she has sore feet!
<BraK> Going to "BED"
<mixster> BraK: well, where are her feet?
<mixster> in the bed
<mixster> where will your hands be?
<BraK> lol
<mixster> in the bed
<mixster> I rest my case
-Boom
Moral of the story: Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for JedisQuote:
<mixster> Rawr: ~20 mins in *youtube link*
<mixster> Jedi Mind Trick irl
<mixster> (unsure if it'll work for you USAin)
<mixster> "This is the dog you're looking for"
<Frement> BraK wat?
<Tootoot222> mixster: =( unavailable
<Tootoot222> how is that possible in the land of t3h fr33
<mixster> Tootoot222: search for "derren brown mind control 3"
<mixster> he literally tells the sort of attendant person that "this is the dog you're looking for" and she accepts that he's right and gives him money as if his ticket was a winning ticket when it was not
<Tootoot222> lol
<mixster> hence Jedi Mind Tricks aren't just for Jedis
~shut
Some more..^Quote:
<cycrosism> I'm going to go to a gun store and ask where the anti-depressants are
<Smarter_Child> lol
<Smarter_Child> they'll give you a gun and 1 bullet
<Smarter_Child> you can put it to your head
<Smarter_Child> for the anti depressant to take full effect, trigger must be pushed all the way
<Smarter_Child> WARNING: Do not administer this medicine to anyone but yourself
<Dgby714> lol
LOL more ! :
Quote:
<cycrosism> "I know you folks at Best Buy are always trying to confuse people like me. I dont wan't to hear any bullshit, just show me where the discs of internet are"
<cycrosism> "Discs... Ma'am I don't quite understand, do you already have a provider? or..."
<cycrosism> "CUT THE BULLSHIT, just show me where I can get a disc of internet!"
<cycrosism> "In the aisle next to car stereos ma'am."
<Smarter_Child> LOL
Some fun with russians:
and:Quote:
<Smarter_Child> <3
<Mantup> lolz
<Mantup> Iv been waiting for you, Vladimir.
* Smarter_Child Vladmir_Child
<Smarter_Child> woops
* You are now known as Vladmir_Child
<Mantup> :p
* Mantup is now known as Nikolai_Putnam
<Nikolai_Putnam> Gorbechev is dead, comrade!
<Vladmir_Child> No!
<Vladmir_Child> We must save the mother land!
* You are now known as Vladmir_Petrov
* Vladmir_Petrov thanks google for cool russian last names /offtopic
<Nikolai_Putnam> I believe it was my brother. I shall ohone the KGB
<Vladmir_Petrov> Quick, Nikolai_Putnam we cannot let the Americans escape!
<Nikolai_Putnam> phone*
<Nikolai_Putnam> Afterr I drink some vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
* Vladmir_Petrov chugs a gallon of vodka
<Vladmir_Petrov> i am not a pusse
<Vladmir_Petrov> this is how REAL RUSSIANS DRINK
* Nikolai_Putnam laughs at how mr. Petrov is now out of vodka
<Nikolai_Putnam> He will not last.
<Vladmir_Petrov> Putnam, gimme some vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam pulls out a glock and caps two Americans trying to escape from their jails
* Nikolai_Putnam grabs their vodka, gives to Petrov after emptying half of it into his own mouth
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots an RPG rocket at the Americans, just missing Putnam's head
<Nikolai_Putnam> You fuckwit.
<Vladmir_Petrov> forgive me Putnam
<Vladmir_Petrov> i am but a drunk russian
* Nikolai_Putnam takes vodka back
<Nikolai_Putnam> You are forgiven.
* Vladmir_Petrov snatches Vodka
<Vladmir_Petrov> Some vodka would suit the apology
<Nikolai_Putnam> We shall play Russian Roulette
<Nikolai_Putnam> winner takes all
-Global- [T] Please excuse the split. Someone sneezed on the wrong cable. As always, thanks for flying with Rizon :)
<Nikolai_Putnam> Oh shit
<Vladmir_Petrov> Rizon !
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots Rizon admin
<Nikolai_Putnam> The Americans are in our infrastructure!
<Vladmir_Petrov> kill the american!
* Nikolai_Putnam pokes silly american with a stick until he releases CIA secrets.
<Nikolai_Putnam> Mr. Reagan is allergic to potatoe skin!
<Nikolai_Putnam> bwahahaha
* Vladmir_Petrov pokes silly american with large russian penis until he releases dirty secrets about his american girlfriend
<Nikolai_Putnam> Whatta cunt.
<Nikolai_Putnam> They do that in America?
* Nikolai_Putnam sips vodka
* Nikolai_Putnam says some words in a heavy Russian accent
* Vladmir_Petrov chugs vodka, and hip fires ak-47 like a mad man
* Nikolai_Putnam gets shot through
* Vladmir_Petrov shoots a Narwhal
* Nikolai_Putnam has quit (Quit: Leaving)
* Vladmir_Petrov lets a Narwhal near his balls, and is doomed
<Choroid> Natty Narwhal
* Vladmir_Petrov has died.
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<Choroid> I'm 12 and what is this?
<Mantup> A penis.
<Smarter_Child> Lol
<Litoris> inb4 IRC quoote thread