The neverending, most boring story ever
Back in the days of 1941 I was a russian prostitute.
But in those days we didn't call them prostitutes, we called them tomatoes.
So the German officer said: Give me 5 tomatoes for an onion, an onion was a nickle back in the days.
So me and my comerades, who actually were tomatoes in disguise gone to the officer and ask how much he wants to pay.
He said 5 onion each.
So I said ok.
Then we went to the hotel which we called a hostel during the second World War.
When we walked in the hostel, we put our panty's inside out, so the clerk knows we are tomatoes.
The panty's are made out of cotton and iron.
The cotton for the softness and the iron for the snakes.
'Cause we had some dangerous snakes back in the days.
Just like my grandfather "Jacky the snakekiller". He was famous around the whole country.
He Killed 2 snakes at the same time with his bare hands
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Ok this story isn't going anywhere
Oh By The Way ----> Propz to abraham simpson