The Corrupted Wish Game

Let's play a fun new game! I've seen this on other forums; it went on for 20+ pages. Let's beat that record!

Here is how you play. The first person wishes for something, and the next person grants it, but changes it so something bad happens. Then, that person wishes for something and so forth.


Here's a few examples:

User1: I wish I could hack.
User2: You hack at the BIG building, and it falls on you and crushes you. I wish I had a lot of money.
User3: It turns out to be monopoly money. I wish for pie.

And so on...

Here are the rules:

1. No replying something similar to: "You don't get your wish."
HAS TO BE IMAGINATIVE.

2. You MUST wish for something after you grant a wish.

3. Anything Off-Topic must be enclosed by [OffTopic][/OffTopic]. It's easier on the eyes...

4. HAVE FUN!(h)

I'll start us off.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Edit: Hooray, this thread is booming!

The dragon turns out to be 3 tons, and roasts your buttocks. I wish for l33t banjo skillz...

You play the banjo so well that you are mobbed to death by fans.

I wish for a 18k gold Nintendo DS.

You get robbed because of it. (OMFG THEY TOOK YOUR COMPUTER TOO WTFOMFG!!!!!!!!!!!111111)

I wish for a penis.

U get one, but your boyfriend chomps it off when u decide to test it with him.


I wish for a ps3.

You get a Ps3 then find out after 832 hours strait of playing it, your brains have leaked out your left ear and now your head makes a bong sound whenever you fall over (which is alot), and when people here the bong, the all fall on their knees in the direction of Pakistan. (Their knees hurt alot from your rumbly-bumbly-ness)

I wish for a bajillion doll-hairs, NO WAIT, I SAID DOLLARS!

the dollars turned out to be counterfeits and you get arrested for using them...

i wish to have the Jagex company

You become the next Andrew G and die. I wish I had a pen.

You get the pen except the pen is evil and it stabs you. ^_^


I wish for my SRL stat sig to work... -.-

Your SRL Stats Sig downloads a keylogger on to your computer, corrupting all your files and stealing your RS accounts, and also your bank account(s). I wish for 3 more wishes.

-Dunceiam

you wasted your wish because you cant wish for more wishes!

i wish for some ice cream! :cartman:

You get your ice cream but then it melts into ice cream soup... i wish for a new aryan bot

you get the aryan bot, its called arga, but the community is very private so you cant use it :p

i wish i lived in a gated community where you have to live there to get through the gates, it would make a change from my rough neighbourhood :)

like this
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/269...nitycc7.th.jpg

You get the gated community, but, the gates turn out to be pointy, and the work men suck so(lets do math shall we): Gates + You = Shishkabob, even though your name is yakman(lets do spelling shall we) = Shishkayak. I wish for sister to stop yaking (haha) on the phone. (When you need me call me)

Your sister stops talking on the phone, but your mom starts talking on it instead.

I wish the 7th Harry Potter book came out early.

Same!!!!!

the book comes out but it turns out to be very bad

i wish for some laxatives :D

The laxatives over-power you and you end up drowning in...err...very...err...brown stuff! I wish for the ability to fly.

-Dunceiam

you get the wings, Icarus. But you fly too close to the sun, so the wax melts and your wings fall off :p

i wish i could get linux to work

You get Linux to work but you then find out that its actually software made by terrorists to destroy ... you guessed it ... windows. Then Bill Gates comes after you with a ... window and you die of the sharp glass.

I wish Yakman took a new avatar.

Granted, but due to some computer error, he get's the Village Clown avatar.

I wish for my own website domain.

Gah, you beat me! But since you didn't follow the rules, I'll do Yakmans. (Or did you...?)

Yakmans new avatar turns into a bloodthirsty monkey who gouges out anybodies eyes that looks at it.

Jagex spies infiltrate your new domain, and then take over your new domain, causing it to turn into your old domain.

I wish for myself to become a JMod (Whatever that is...:p)

-Dunceiam

you become a jmod.... and a slave of andrew gower's :eek:

i wish for Jupiter-C missles :D

EDIT: dagger take off that scary looking woman!
every time i see her.. i think of (a female chicken+ Taichi - Chi)

here you go
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...piter_IRBM.jpg

but as soon as you launch it, it turns right round and blows you to kingdom come

i wish less people used this computer, so i could auto more, now its just autoing some nights :(

Less people use the computer, but, (of course lol) your computer realizes that it doesn't need to take orders from humans, builds some arms and legs, and punches your legs out.

I wish my investment would hurry up and get here!

unfortunately...

You got ScAmmED

and lose all your money...

i wish for some (female chicken + taichi - chi) ( its a word btw....)

(figure that out lol)

One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning...female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day...:(

-Dunceiam

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Originally Posted by Dunceiam

One of the meanings of "Chi" in Chinese is "Eat" (another is ruler, but who cares eh?) So technically a female chicken+chi, means that you ate a female chicken! Or another meaning...female chicken+taichi-chi=female chicken+tai. Which is almost spelled as Thai! So you ate a Thai flavored chicken, which you bought at Mickey D's, so it had crushed bones and all that yumminess in it. Or if you apply "Chi" as being a ruler, you then ate a chicken that measured up to the size of a ruler, either a foot or a meter, depends how hungry you were. Or if you apply one of the other 2 meanings for "Chi" you'd have answers that differ greatly. Thats from 2 years of taking Mandarin (Main language of China!) :D

I wish that I went with my bro to do physical labor for $20 an hour. He made $160 that day...:(

-Dunceiam

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lol

you went with your bro and worked but ended up in a full body cast...:D

i wished i had this game!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJr8zDUbzs

offtopic: dunceiam... you are far from what i was even thinking... :sasmokin:

You get the game, but it's not as good as you think! (I have all the others, quite fun, but gets kinda boring.)

I wish I knew what legendary was thinking?

-Dunceiam

You suddenly realize what legendary was thinking and you die. (No more game for you.)

I wish I didn't have the evil pen.

the evil pen is gone now... but your pencil turns evil and stabs you to death! :sasmokin:

i wish i had this game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZTITK8zyY

its on the PS3 btw... :p

you get the game.... but you dont have/lose your PS3, no playing for you! :p

i wish my school taught scar, it would be at least something intresting to learn :)

Wish granted, but your hobby turns into a chore and you get sick of it and decide to take revenge. You create a very mean virus which in turn destroys your computer, and then the world

I wish for amazing A level grades :P

You get grades but school burns down.
I wish we stop playing this game.

Wish granted

I start a new game called "Wish Granted, but..." and recover all the posts from this thread

No wish for you...?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

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Originally Posted by Dunceiam

No wish for you...?

I wish for SRL-Membership!

-Dunceiam

@Legendary, I have all the other Virtual Fighters, and I have to say, but after about 15 minutes, you never want to play them again.

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you recieve SRL membership... after the community dies out... :eek:

i wish for the best auto-ranging script!:rolleyes:

You get the best... but they are for another game... o.O

I wish someone liked my sig, and went to reply at my thread I made in Graphics.

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7530?p=81472#post81472 *hint**hint*

someone likes your sig...but doesnt post... ;)

i wished someone would watch this (to the end)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpTaBulIL_w

:p

offtopic: dagger either take off mia fey or that e-gold cuase your sig is too big

I watch that video (to the end) but then a ninja kills you!

I wish to become a martial artist.

-Dunceiam