The Corrupted Wish Game

lol...what happens if it so safe that you can't even get access to it...

I wish that I have $500mill kept another a parallel universe which only I have access to. the universe is the tiny and it's just the perfect size for the money.... every time I add money to the universe it grows larger and every time I take money out it grows smaller. Also the universe cannot be further than 5 feet from me in the fabric of space. If anything bad happens to the universe a big bang will occur and destroy our universe. and then nobody could make anymore wishes...

And then the US Command Center (w/e lol) thinks it's an alien invasion and nukes it.

I wish I knew every programming language to the fullest extent

after the nucks the big bang happens but before it happened, I put myself into the other universe which protected me from the hole explosion...

I wish someone offered me a pure to buy for $30...

It happens, but the person ends up scamming you.


I wish I knew every programming language to the fullest extent AGAIN

You learn all of the programming languages but then your cat was watching everything you do and learns the programming languages just as good, but got jealus and then it cut your head open then took your brain out and then put it back in. You forgot you had a mutated cat.
I wish i could talk to a admin, but none of them are on.

wth.... I said offer... not trade... jeez...

You learn everything and then your mind explodes...

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Originally Posted by WhAcK

wth.... I said offer... not trade... jeez...

You learn everything and then your mind explodes...

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Lol, sorry.

@Kingarabian's wish...

One comes on and bans you for no reason, then you discuss your ban

I wish I had more hours in the day...

you have 60billion hours in one day... and everyone loves it but you...

I wish I had a dog

You got me there :p

You get a dog, but then you find out that it's from outer space and has come to retrieve every dog on earth, so it leaves you.

I wish I got 2.147 billion RSGP...

(I'll stop getting postcount++ now :p)

You win the lottery and blow all your $$ on geepeez. After buying all of that you find out the max money is 100m and then cry yourself to sleep every night knowing you wasted your wealth on runescape.

I wish I knew why I love this thread so much.

that doesn't make any sense... how did the person attempt to trade him 2bill in the first place then.... and Im pretty sure you can hold 2bill anyway... Party hats at the grand exchange, 400mill for blue

You understand why you love this thread so much but then you start to suffer of bad shot-term memory loss...

I wish I had a rock

you get a rock, and place it safely on a tall shelf, and 11.5 magnitude earthquake comes along...and destroys the building you are in and kills you. But the rock is fine.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish....

you don't make a wish, but the jeenie get angery and kills you.

i wish i had a 300 gallon fish tank

You get given a 300 gallon fish tank and decide you want pet piranhas. After keeping them as loving pets for many years, they plan an escape, involving cow bones and seaweed, and kill you while escaping, after which they go after your mother, father, childhood dog and that random guy standing outside watching the onslaught. They then make it back to the ocean where they eat that crab you saw at the beach the one time. After that, they swim to Jamaica and live nicely until they see someone who looks like you, eats them then gets arrested for manslaughter, during which they eat the police officers and flee the country to Cuba. At the moment, there has been no more contact with them since, but I assume they killed a few more people.

I wish I had a rubber duck the same size as that of an Ostrich egg just before it hatches.

You get the duck but the duck turns into a shark and eats your mother :(

i wish i had 70,000 teeth

grr Double post sorry

You loose all your teeth...

I wish you were smart enough to know that you can delete your post...

He becomes smart enough (because you told him :p), but then he becomes so smart he gets hated by everyone, and they all get their pitchforks and go kill him.

I want my allergy problems to go away...bleh!

your allergy problems go away.......after its considered cool to look gross

i wish my teeth didn't fall out

your teeth don't fall out but then someone comes along and shatters them with one black

I wish someone buys vbulletin for me...

You get VBulletin, but then a massive hacker screws you over.

@Striker: Well, at least they are gone. :p (I still actually have then :( )

I wish I was Andrew Gower (Can't be arsed to think of anything).

you become the guy but then your sad...

I wish I was a total annoying jerk...

you become the jerk... but your funny... lol
i wish.....
that i was bill gates
*rich*

you become Bill gates but everyone laughs at you and thinks your a nerd haha

i wish Lacky didn't think that i actually lost my teeth

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y then someone comes along and shatters them with one black

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My fear of black people has increased :o

I am now happy that im funny...

you become bill gates but then your a real annoying jerk...

I wish I could make the most ultimate wish so no one can make it into a bad one So I can finally end this game...

haha beat you to it

you make the ultimate wish so ultimate that the worlds core temperature rises up and peoples skin starts melting of their faces and their eyes crumble up into ash and hair get lit on fire all because the heat is to much and then aliens land and cool the core temperature but make us into slave and then.....umm......YohoJoJo (i think thats his name) comes and karate kicks them in their little faces and they die then an asteroid come hurling towards earth and Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks it to Uranus then we all party but then global warming kills us.......God damn you George bush?!!1!1!11!!!eleven!!
Do you really wish that?

I wish i had an ePenis like Dude Richard

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Originally Posted by strikerx25

haha beat you to it

you make the ultimate wish so ultimate that the worlds core temperature rises up and peoples skin starts melting of their faces and their eyes crumble up into ash and hair get lit on fire all because the heat is to much and then aliens land and cool the core temperature but make us into slave and then.....umm......YohoJoJo (i think thats his name) comes and karate kicks them in their little faces and they die then an asteroid come hurling towards earth and Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks it to Uranus then we all party but then global warming kills us.......God damn you George bush?!!1!1!11!!!eleven!!
Do you really wish that?

I wish i had an ePenis like Dude Richard

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*Granted* However now I must inform you that he has no ePenis, and is a terrible liar.

I wish for the person below me to make my wish for me.

I wish that you died a slow painful death. It turned out that you actually died from lack of social life :(

I wish that I had two wishes then used one wish to wish for a pet rock and the other to wish that nothing bad would befall my pet rock as I love it and will happily kill myself to save it

you had two wishes but used one up wishing for 2 wishes :huh

i wish for another can of rockstar

you get ur wish but when you open it it has been fizzed up and explodes in ur face

i wish for world peace (hm whats can possibly go wrong with that)

World peace is granted, but then aliens come and kill us all (Thanks Simpsons!)

I wish for an evil pet rabbit that liked to eat people.

the evil pet rabbits gets distarcted by tv and leanrs that eating people is bad and becomes vegitarian
then the population of fat people start increasing once more anbd the all suufocates under there large gut

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the evil pet rabbits gets distarcted by tv and leanrs that eating people is bad and becomes vegitarian
then the population of fat people start increasing once more anbd the all suufocates under there large gut

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You forgot your make a wish...

I wish weddo doesn't ever get his previous wish

Weddo doesn't get a wish, because his names is Waddo, screwing you over. :p

I wish for: "PHR33 G33PEEZ!!!".

the gods misunderstand you and give you 3 gp
i wish for the ability to have a perfect wish

you get your wish.. but you may not use it

i wish... that my softclayscript will be used more .. lol :p

srl gets updated and it no longer wokrs with the new rev and the old rev gets deleted by i virus so you cant backtrack

i wish for a weapon that will protect me from anything and has infinite failsafes so it cant harm me in anyway

Granted. But you forget where you put your weapon.

@waddo: Nice one about the 3gp. ^_^ :p

I wish the WoW private server I play on hurries up and patches to the latest release so I can play again.

it gets patched but the stitching comes out
i wish every one from srl forms would come and make my garden look nice
10 at atime s it oesnt get over crowded


i also wish my post count wud unfreeze wtf is going on with it it bin stuck on 98 over a day now

You get both wishes because the genie is kind, but he gets confused and your garden now has no ice and the forums only have 10 people at a time...

I wish I had an evil penguin, who is trying to take over the world through mind control and fish bombs.

you get your penguin..
but the penguin mind controls you:p

i wish...
orao is killed in srl IRC:D