Everyone knows, But right after wizzup? makes an even better one :P
I wish that i finally learn how to script in SRL
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Everyone knows, But right after wizzup? makes an even better one :P
I wish that i finally learn how to script in SRL
But as soon as you learn SRL falls apart rendering it useless.
I wish for waddo to stop posting so much, to have proper english, and to get Firefox.
erm i have and use firefox (but am on my mams comp as my laptop charger is broke and im waiting for new one to be delivered)
the proper english thing you got no chance im from a small town called barrow our accent is barrovian and its basically lazy lol we just use lots of slang very few people use proper english here i can if i want but i hav to think about it this all just comes naturally
i wish for my new laptop charger to come =[
It comes but then it starts a fire and burns down your house. :p
*/Off-Topic\* Could you at least use Capitalization?
I wish for 2 wishes.
*/Off-Topic\* I'll try to write in proper english, but you will see places where my concentration has lapsed. =]
You get your wishes, only to find a hobo run of and use them on beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by smithsps
I wish I knew how to use Imaginary numbers in a useful way.
You finally figure out how to use imaginary numbers in a useful way, but then you forget all the numbers you imagined, and if you remember them, the day before the become real numbers.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
EDIT: lmao, post below mine, I didn't know how someone would mess with this wish.
You don't make one, apart from the wish you just made. DOES...NOT...COMPUTE!!! Boom! You just blew SRL up...nice one dumbass.
I wish for school to end.
school ends for you because you died because you didn't sleep or eat for so long because you had to studie for finals....
I wish my two pinguins and three chipmunks would accept me and share their food with me..... xD
You contact a rare disease called the chipmunks disease. It spreads across the globe killing everyone expect for you. You then commit suicide.
I wish to gain rep!
i went to gve you rep in my sleep but accident;y clicked the report button and filled out the form cos i was asleep
i wish to do well in my exams
You do well on the exams, But then everyone will think your a geek because of it and you will get beat up all day long.
I wish i get a nividea 8800 GTX
You get it but, your then computer catches fire destroying it.
I wish to to to.... um... to get some new Family Guy episodes
You get them, but find out that they are the crappiest episodes ever, and never watch Family Guy EVER again.
I wish this thread would go on forever.
It lasts for 2 years and this exact date SRL gets a DOS Attack (is that right?) from Jagex.
I wish to have the BEST NEW Family Guy episodes
I steal them and are going to watch them later (I actually am going to watch some later lol :p ^_^)
I wish you would stop wishing for something to do with Family Guy.
Wish Granted (Ill just wish at next page)
I wish not not to wish for new paintball gear.
You get new paintball gear, but it's cheap and terrible. You end up dying from internal bleeding when you play next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by smithsps
I wish I was doing something productive.
You start doing something productive, building a Nuclear Bomb. The FBI, CIA, and NSA come busting trough your door and you spend the rest of your life in a off world prison.
I wish for a new working 360.
i wish i had more wishes.
You get more wishes but for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and for those wishes you wish for more wishes and....
And that contines forever.
I wish iJake would actually play the game right.
-.-Quote:
Originally Posted by iJake
Ijake starts playing right but then he so good at it you quit.
I wish i was a SRL member.
You become one but, SRL is hacked and then your account password is changed, your house burned down and then your ip gets the BAN-HAMMER!
I wish i had the work ethic to work on my homework.
You do it, and right before you finish you become bored again. You manage to finish, but then your dog eats it O_o
I wish I had some (non-poisonous, normal, swiss) cheese right about now...
You get your cheese and are so happy that u lose it and go insane and kill urslef :/...sry...
I wish i had mad hacking skillz
You have mad hacking skillz and you hack the government and then they sentence you to prison for 700 years.
I wish i had Iron Man in good quality.
You find iron man with good quality with around 1500 trajans and two rick rolls attached to it. Your computer blows up.
I wish I would take the 30 minutes to finish my script.
You finish it, but then your ub3rly old computer crashes from being on for so long (30 minutes).
I wish that I was locked in a dark, dark, soundproof, bomb-proof, bullet proof, everything-proof (humongous) room, with a computer (loaded with XP, 50GB RAM, 500TB HDD, an HDD that could write 2GB a second, and an internet download speed of 90GB/sec), a TV (with international cable O_o), a library (with all the books in the world), every game system in the world, a supply of food that magically never ran out, a supply of refreshments that never ran out, a phone (that had free calling to every place in the world), and finally....flourescent lightbulbs (and lamps...duh) xD Oh, and wall sockets too (that work). And one more thing - if anything ever explodes, falls/breaks, dies, or stops working, a mystical genie appears to grant me any 10 wishes (which I can use even if I am dead, therefore I can be reborn).
That's it ;)
impoibilities happen etc your in a dark dark room with many fluoresent lightbulbs
which is equivalent to devideing by zero
therefore you divide by 0 inside the shelter
wich blows up forever and ever and when the genie appeaers he will get blown up
i wish for a slave
who could fix all my scripting problems in 1.3 seconds
Government comes in and takes your slave away and gives you a paper stating.
I wish I didn't get headachesQuote:
SLAVERY IS ILLEGAL:mad:
Your head gets healed by a genie who overdoes it and your head grows into a giant mushroom.
I wish I get in Srl Membership.
[offtopic] why does everyone wish for srl members aint
As I said before...
I wish I wasn't sick.Quote:
You become one but, SRL is hacked and then your account password is changed, your house burned down and then your ip gets the BAN-HAMMER!
u are magicaly healed but then erveryine elkse becomes sick and dies so ur the last one on earth oh and there are zombies
i wish i were
in being taken away by the cops so you had a excuse for not finishing?
I wish that I had more real money.
you do but someone steals it and your parents die, just like in batman
I wish my foreign exchange student was gone
He leaves but then 20 gay versions of him come.
I wish for for for..... ummm... yeah........ FREE MUSIC untraceable so I will never be caught!
it brain washes you
i wish for someone to not relise what i wished for
I wish y'all would shut up :)
Wish granted, but only for twenty minutes.
I wish I had more chars, so I could actually use all of my processor power.