Smithsps says: WTF! and and sends a virus a that divides by zero to your computer making your disappear into a black hole which then devours the entire earth.
I wish that my friends wouldn't try to such JACK-ASSES!!!!!!! (Sry for language)
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Smithsps says: WTF! and and sends a virus a that divides by zero to your computer making your disappear into a black hole which then devours the entire earth.
I wish that my friends wouldn't try to such JACK-ASSES!!!!!!! (Sry for language)
Your wish comes ture but your friends just speak in the english that you were trying to talk in just now. You die because of this. Do not ask me why, or you will die again.
I wish I got a good request for a script.
you get a good request..
but it is impossible to make:cool:
i wish... i had vacation.. (sick of school xD)
You get your vacation...TO HELL!
I wish for my WoW Private Server to start working properly again.
It works, but blizzard gets pissed and arrests you.
I wish I could finally figure out how to make a phasmatyas smither.
you make a phasmatyas smither but jagex totally revamps and rearnges the area and it's worthless and has to be re-writtin.
i wish timers private server had more uptime
It does, but someone pulls a russian reversal.
"In Communist Russia, Timer's private server wish more uptime YOU!"
Woot! Arrested by Blizzard Staff! *starts to shake their hands*Quote:
Originally Posted by R0b0t1
What the hell is a phasmatyas smither? lol
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by R0b0t1
You didn't make a wish! :o I shall make one for you!
I wish to win every Tennis match I play in, and get at least 3 aces every match. ^_^
You become amazing and tennis but you break your anke and people see that your a robot on steroids. I wish i had a 100000 TB FlashDrive
You get one only to discover it is full of man on man porn (unless you like that, in which case it has a collection of movies from 2men1horse) that can't be removed and then every one of your relatives find it and disown you and then send an assortment of hitmen to kill you with a spork!
I wish I had a waffle to beat up an old person.
You get your waffle. It tastes like sperm, so the old people like it.
I wish I could insult Finnish people without getting owned McGyver style with a spork, noodle, and bottle of 1870's rum.
They send about 500 hitman, plus a couple satellites with nukes pin-pointed at your head.
I wish I could be a SRL member without making a runescape script.
You fail.
I wish I wish I wished I couldn't fail.
You succeed with mixed results.
I wish to have a awesome sig.
You get the single most awesomest (yes, awesomest - it's a word cuz I say so) siggy ever! Too bad for you it is 1 pixel over SRL Forum rules and you get IP banned permanently. Then for kicks we turn you in to Jagex and you get perm banned there too.
I really wish that I had a taco...
A mxican dude brings you a taco!
....but its burnt :(
I wish my downloads were FASTER
Bad Idea.... Your wish is granted and then a Trojan gets on your computer and is able to get on your computer and downloads, 1000 viruses/ sec, the Trojan then gets deep enough in your hard drive to stop you from doing anything. (SO NO REFORMATTING)
I wish in Runescape I found a bug were I couldn't be banned.
you find the bug but then Jagex modifies it 2 seconds later
I wish I had superpowers...
As sadly enough your only weakness is Kryptonite. BUT! Your planet is made out of it.
I wish I could work part time for Jagex (you know on the inside....)
You manage to work at Jagex, but they throw truckloads of work at you and you are condemned to a eternity of answering stuped client's questions.Quote:
I wish I could work part time for Jagex (you know on the inside....)
I wish the Russian Reversal ceased to apply.
In Soviet Russia, Ceased to apply is YOU!
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia...viet_party.pngQuote:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!
:p In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!!
I wish I could quit from Jagex work force. (For more information read my last post)
You do, but (Like = False).
I wish I knew the question to the universe.
You figure out the question but then realize that it took up so much space in your brain, you can no longer eat, speak, or do anything and become a vegetable (not the food kind - the brain dead kind).
I wish that I would win the lottery for ONE BILLION DOLLARS (or canadian pennies, or pesos, or whatever it is where you live... :D)
You win it in Zimbabwean cents (check out the exchange rate) and become Canadian for no apparent reason.
I wish I had the ability to control kittens with my mind.
Dogs attack back in force
I wish to I cold divide everything by PI.
You gain this strange power but unfortunately it takes you 5000 years to do it just one time and you cannot stop once you start.
I wish I knew the exchange rate for Zimbabwean cents
Google owns you by its discreet method of Back-searching, the new super weapon.
I wish I had a wiener mobile. and that PVC and CPVC and ABS cement didn't take so much fucking time to cure.
Your wiener mobile turns out to be one of those crappy walmart brands
I wish Hannah montana would stop making songs
She does but she date rapes you.
I still wish PVC cement wouldn't take 24 hours to harden.
They develop a new type of cement that can dry instantly. Unfortunately as you are setting it or pouring it or whatever you fall in (if its not that big then you slip and stick your face in it) and you have to walk around with cement hanging off of you for the next 80 years till they develop the technology to get it off.
I wish that Shia LaBeouf (WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!!) would stop getting in movies and making them suck.
Edit: By the way that is the boy in Indiana Jones and Transformers...
What the hell is a Russian Reversal? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by DaimosDenamos
See above. ^^Quote:
Originally Posted by smithsps
I wouldn't mind her doing that to me :pQuote:
Originally Posted by R0b0t1
He stops getting in movies...and starts getting in your bed at your house!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dusk412
I wish that all my assignments were done.
"In Soviet Russia, all my assignments are done wish YOU!"
My Wish:
"In Soviet Russia, my wish wish ME!"
God this is the type of crap that makes this hard to go on. Make a real wish so someone can frickin corrupt your lifes dreams okay. Your wish does wish you but then you just f***in explode.Quote:
Originally Posted by R0b0t1
I wish that nobody would ever do a Russian Reversal ever again.
Lol...isn't it just nice to flame for once? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dusk412
"In communist Russia, Russian Reversal wishes nobody would ever do YOU!"
Lol, is that right? Is that how you do them? Lmao
I wish for an Apple. (Not really. I just cannot think of anything to wish about. lol)
"In Soviet Russia, apple wish YOU!"
Then it explodes.
"Soviet Russia wish YOU!"
so.....im wished?
I wish that my sisters would give back my Ps2
They do give it back.... by bashing it over your head. :D
I wish that I had some candy lol.
In Soviet Russia, Candy Wish YOU!!
Lol.
You get some candy but break all of your teeth while eating it all. And you can't get dentures!!! *scary music* (da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
I wish that a Russian Reversal would reverse my wish that I wish for myself!
u get your wish but forget that its opposite day so your wish goes wrong any way.
I wish i could marry Molly Ringwald (the girl from the breakfast club)
you DO!!! but she's old now and uses her boobs as a belt
i wish for world peace