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I wish that I was a few years older. (2-3)
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It becomes so great that everyone comes back...especially leechers.
I wish that I was a few years older. (2-3)
You get a few years older... IN A FEW YEARS!
I wish I had a wall made out of live animals (especially turtles).
Wish Granted! But due to your face all the animals die :pQuote:
Originally Posted by PhantomCode
I wish that 100 hot females (not transexuals) are in my room right now waiting to be f**cked. :p
They are waiting to be fucked by none other than Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris finds out that you were trying to muscle in on his territory he roundhouse kicks you to a distant planet where breasts don't exist!
I wish for roundhouse-kicking powers almost as good as those belonging to Chuck Norris.
Wish Granted! But you have no legs :pQuote:
Originally Posted by PhantomCode
Isn't Chuck Norris dead? :p
I wish that PhantomCode was dead and there was no way he could come back and he has no descendants to continue his no life path. :p
Ok, I'm dead... But i can still do this! Hahaha!
I wish I was the very definition on 1337.
(\/\/3||, 1 6u35 1 4m 4|r34dy qu173 |337...)
How is that corrupting my wish? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by PhantomCode
That zombie looks cool lmao XD.Quote:
Originally Posted by PhantomCode
You become the very definition of 1337. A number.
I wish they would hurry up and fix this bug...
They fix this bug, but accidentally make so many duplicates that beetles, butterflies and bees with the occasional ant smashes your window and swarms around your room stinging you, and going up your *censored*.
I wish srl #18 is out NAW~!
It is out. But they decided that everyone but you should get it! mwahahaha.
I wish I get program awesomely in C# and Delphi cuz I SO can't.
Wish Granted! But you die! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dusk412
Ima stop posting in this psot count upp'ing thread since it's a waste of time.
I wish that once i reach age 25, i'll stay that age forever without dieing.
Wish granted, but you have to work hard every day, like a man who's 25.
I wish Jad was a level 0.702 :p
Wish granted, but you are a level 0.0702!
I wish for a bucket of urine.
Wish granted. You get a bucket of urine. Really there is no need for a downside but if you really want it, you are then forced to drink it.
I wish that I could save up to 20% on digital cameras with free shipping on orders $24 and up and Circuit City. (Sorry I had nothing and I saw a sponsored link).
Well, at least the bug will be fixed then. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Lee Lok Hin
Rofl urine...XD :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dusk412
You save up to 20%, but it turns out to be a scam. You just lost your money fool! :duh:
I wish that I could wake up earlier, and not be tired.
You wake up earlier, but discover in the early hours of morning terrifying terrors terrorize you.
I wish i could sleep with a diseaseless, problem-free, Megan Fox :)
Granted. But all you do is sleep
I wish for more dvd disc
Granted, but all the dvds are videos of up your grandmothers nose.
i wish that everything bad in the world happened to me
umm........Granted?
I wish for more animal Pronz
Granted but then, your mom sees it and deletes it on the spot :D
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish
You get it, but the guy after me corrupts this wish, so in that, your wish gets corrupted too.
I wish the guy after me corrupts my wish.
Your wish is corrupted when Michael Jackson anally rapes your favorite teddy bear.
I wish that George Bush would die, right now.
(Totally uncorruptable.. best wish here ^^)
He does die, but you tried to save him, so all the people in the world hate you. Way. To. Go.
I wish that I had some tylenol that actually worked, this headache sucks...
It works, but you overdose and die.
I wish for a hot, female stripper.
Granted...You get a girl, on fire that likes to strip for everyone....apart from you
i wish i could finally master Pulse of the maggots bass tab
You master it, and the maggots come to life and eat you.
I wish that people would grow up and get a life and stop complaining about shit.
they do, but only because they all die.
i wish for infinity
You get infinity old grandma strippers!
I wish image uploading would be faster, and that I could upload over 5mb pictures.
It gets so fast that it sucks every picture out of your hard drive and shows your most embarrassing photos to the whole world!
I wish for one of those cooler hats with the cans on the sides :)
You get one, but the can is filled with putrid piss.
I wish for the next guy after me to not corrupt my wish and grant a non-corruptible wish to me.
OK, I don't corrupt your wish, but the person after me does.
I wish that those embarrassing photos weren't shown to the whole world, or anyone else at all, ever.
Wish granted, but every computer you ever get or use explodes so you never get to experience the awesome image uploading speed.
I also apparently corrupt Lee Lok Hin's wish mwahhaha, no non-corruptible wish for you!
I wish that Dark Knight is going to be a good movie because I am seeing the midnight showing and I don't want it to suck :D.
Oh, the movie is good alright (but the link in my sig is better), but you have a small accident and can't arrive at the showing. The next day you hear your buddies talking about how unbelievably awesome it was, and you are a complete outsider... Shit happens... :p
I wish more people would look at my tut (did I meantion the link is in the sig)...
-Pure1993
PS: There is a link to my tut in my sig....
PPS: SOrry for the annoying advertisment... :D
So many people look at your tut that it gets leaked and it gets fixed up by Jagex and the IP Ban you.
I wish for a faster internet speed. (Downloading, Uploading etc.)
[QUOTE=PhantomCode;433545]It gets so fast that it downloads the entire internet using Ctrl+X instead of Ctrl+C and the internet dies!
I wish for the ability to shrug off my noobiness like an unwanted coat :)
You realise your "Coat shrugging skills" are so bad that even a old flimsy coat made of polystyrene won't be shrugged off by you. Thus the newb coat remains
I wish for Timers server to work.
It works but is better then Runescape and so it becomes runescape and Timer turns into jagex and everyone calls him a fag...
I wish for VLC media player to break and destroy the whole world
It does and you die... great wish, i didn't even have to corrupt it ;)
I wish for the ability to not get bored of stuff if i don't want to.
You get so hyper active that you blow up!
I wish my mum would go away.
She does...and comes to me......
I wish for $10098504830804860.....and 99 cents
Well, at least she is gone. Hooray!
You get $10098504830804860.99 in Yen form!
(Well, you are still rich, you bastard. =P)
I wish that I could be home schooled.