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It starts working, and you randomly are sent a friend request from a man named "Peaches McGee". You add him, and he sends you a message saying he's coming to see you tonight. You laugh, and go to sleep. In the middle of the night, you are awakened by a clown standing over your bed, with "Peaches" scratched across his forehead. He then anally rapes you and then stabs you with a katana.
I wish that what I said actually happened to Lacky.
Your scenario happens to Lacky but it just so happens that you had also gone over to their house earlier and you are trapped in the same room with Peaches McGee. Then the riot police bust in yell mollestor and shoot you.
I wish to be sexually irresitable to hot human females.
Grandmas on fire now love you.
I wish that this wish was incorruptable.
Excellent! Just what i always wanted! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ProphesyOfWolf
Your wish is incorruptible, however, you, are not. Those grandmas on fire start to hug the crap out of you and pinching your cheeks so red, that you catch on fire. You run around like a crazy madman until the IRS comes in and busts your arse and take you to a mental hospital where you spend the rest of your life, in a straight jacket.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infintry001
I wish Keira Knightley was Peaches McGee! XD
Knightly turns out to be Peaches Mcgee...after a sex change... she somehow aquired all of the peinises that the other people wished for and is now raping you double time.
I wish for the leagilization of LSD and marijuana.
LSD and Marijuana are both legalized. Unfortunately the profits for selling the now legal drugs shot down and the drug dealers/manufacturers began to add flour and liquid sugar into their product. This created a weak product which you hallucinated to being anally raped by Peaches McGee (Knightly); unfortunately because of the weak dose, you realize that it was not just a bad trip and was really real. Knowing the side effects, people stopped buying LSD and Marijuana and it ceased to be created. The previous dealers now turned to the new market of selling ice cream.
I wish that Websense would anally f up our tech guy (not me)(or the guy next to me) (or the teacher) (or the kid taking a test right now) .
LSD and marijuana becomes legalized, but you die because of an OD!
i wish i would have sex with Jessica Alba while an iPod explodes and AIDS gets cured.
Jessica Alba has sex with you...an Ipod explodes?...and AID's gets cures. Unfortunatly Alba files a rape suit against you and you get sent to a cell with none other than... Peaches McGee as your cell mate...have fun.
I wish Peaches McGee was afraid of me and didn't rape me...EVER!
You can't overdose on Marijuana.. DA... @_@Quote:
Originally Posted by storen
Peaches McGee is afraid of you, and stays away from you. Unfortunately, he loved you, and that was the only action you would ever get. So, you die lonely, and unloved.
I wish that people would read the replies before posting theirs.
Wish granted. I read your reply, but I chose to ignore it.
You can't overdose on Marijuana.. DA... @_@
Peaches McGee is afraid of you, and stays away from you. Unfortunately, he loved you, and that was the only action you would ever get. So, you die lonely, and unloved.
I wish the next person would type exactly what I did.
Wish granted. but I copied and pasted it instedd of typing.
You can't overdose on Marijuana.. DA... @_@
Peaches McGee is afraid of you, and stays away from you. Unfortunately, he loved you, and that was the only action you would ever get. So, you die lonely, and unloved.
I wish that I had copyrite rights to the name Peaches McGee.
Keira Knightly raped me? It isn't rape if you enjoy or consent to it. :p Woot! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Aser
Lmao
You get copyrights to it, but then everything thinks that you're Peaches McGee because of it. You start to cut yourself because you are depressed about it...then rape people because you really are Peaches McGee and you get caught and you get sent to jail with a Peaches McGee wannabe who the anal rapes you until you explode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aser
I wish that I could go to a different school.
You go to that school, then Jackie Chan beats the shit out of you :D
I wish that my desktop wasn't so overlarged.
She had penises and a sex change and you enjoyed and consented to it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacky
Your desktop is now not so oversized but now you don't have a desktop so you try to steal one but the security of the Radio Shack you try to steal if from is Peaches McGee...raped.
I wish that John Lennon was never shot.
He was blasted apart instead.
I wish the devs would just get the next SRL out already :p
Granted, but your computer blows up, killing you.
I wish that I had a tv.
you get a TV but the only channels that you get are gay porn, and the Peaches McGee channel which is also gay porn.
I wish that there was no religion.
Well, if it had to be anyone, I am glad it was Jackie Chan...he can do it in style! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Cut em2 it
Heh...must have missed that...I just saw the Keira Knightley, Me, and rape part. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aser
What's with all this Peaches McGee thing? Who is that? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Aser
Everyone becomes Atheist (Woot!), but the nuts who used to believe in religion created something new...noigiler...it takes on the aspects of religion, but no one knows about it unless you are apart of it...and secretly, they plan to turn your all into sacrifices for their god(s)...they end up killing you the very next day.
SCAR Code:program Wish;
{.include Wish.SCAR}
procedure Corrupt;
begin
Wish;
NextPersonsPost(Corrupt);
end;
begin
if wish=morefood then
Corrupt;
end.
Er...make sense? :p
Duhuhhh I'm an srl member if I don't understand that then :o.
The food is poisioned and you die.
I wish that stupid Dora The Explorer wasn't in the background :mad:
Dora the Explorer is now in the foreground. Have fun dealing with her map song because she chose you to be her parent.
Peaches McGee is an evil clown that rapes people.
I wish that I did not have to face the consequences of my actions.
the consequences of your actions turn out to be good and you would have made millions and everything else you wanted!
I wish I had a SMART that worked perfectly...
SMART works perfectly... too perfectly.
After taking over all the mouses on all of your computers, it takes over you. You suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to cut down trees.
I wish that I didn't have to get up so early in the mornings.
You don't have to get up so early but you end up losing your job.
You are unemployed for 3 years straight before you commit suicide for the heck of it.
I wish that my girlfriend was as dirty as British beaches.
She turns out to be as dirty as British beaches and makes a porno with your 90 year old next door neighbor who has AIDS. To make a long story short you get AIDS.
I wish that I could finish high school.
You finish high school, then end up doing 4 doctorates in Uni. You're in school until you're 57. :P
EDIT: Forgot to make a wish haha... I wish the US would get their damned elections over with already :)
Granted, but all of the candidates died. Here are their stories:
John McCain died of a heart attack after eating a big mac.
Obama died at a rally in Texas, I guess we know what happened. Lets do a sound effect! *Booom* *AHhhh*
I wish that I was an Elite on RSV2.
Cut em2 it
You play hours on end and finally get to Elite but then you go blind for straining your eyes too much looking at the TV for that long.
You should have gotten Elite when it first came out through the points glitch... I left my PS3 on for 3 days straight and later My team were still shootin and I was still behind a wall, now Elite ;)
I wish there was a Fally Farm Cow Ranger script :(
The script comes out and you immediatly set your bots to working... but after 2 days they all get banned!
I wish that i could script on SCAR...(so i can make a bucket of water buyer.... im trying to learn!)
You make a bucket of water buyer...and find out that (after you drink it), it's really pee.
I wish that...Oh Hai!
You get butt-raped by woodland critters... in Oh-Hai-Oh. (Ohio is a place in the US in case you didn't know :))Quote:
Originally Posted by Lacky
I wish that it didn't get dark at 6:30 PM here :fiery:
It doesn't get dark but stays light for days and all of the water around your area dries up and people relocate to a place that does get dark at 6:30 PM... so ur screwed!
I wish that people would give me a good result of my wish(even though thats the opposite of the idea)!
Other people do, but I don't, therefore I corrupt your wish.
I wish for a flying monkey!
You get one that flies while it butt secks you.
I wish for a rune scimmy o.O
You get one and start to use it on your f2p str pure... 5 minutes later you die with scull and lose it!
I wish that i was SRL member....
You spend countless Hours trying to learn to script, wasting week after week, until you finally apply, and get denied...for the 8th time.
I wish I wasnt In School :(
You are at home getting raped by Peaches McGee... and then he plants child pornography in your room calls the cops and they arrest you. Your court case ends with you being sentenced to 4 years in prison and you are required to register as a sex offender. Once you get out everybody hates you for the rest of your life. Your family disowns you and you die alone, homeless, cold, and afraid of rape from the emotional scaring you recieve from the first rape by Peaches McGee.
I wish for a beach house in Denmark.
A huge hurricane kills everything in Denmark.
Take THAT Royal Family. :p
I wish that I could type really fast and things would work the way that I want them to work.
You get to type really fast and things go the way you want them to but that is the opposite of what everyone else wants so the brutally murder you and the bury you in a landfill.
I wish that "+" and "-" were switched so that 2 - 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 0
Someone tries to times by zero, but doesn't realise that everything is opposite, thus they divide by zero and everything collapses in on itself.
I wish for some cookies!
You get your cookies...Sweet, tasty, choc dripping cookies!!!
And explode horribly from the poisoned milk product included in the chocolate..Oh..the horror! NOT THE COOKIES!!!!
I wish I hadn't sold my soul to the devil!!!!:duh: