Wish granted. You get 3 wishes from the genie but the only wishes you can make benefit the genie
I wish that Pandora had less ads :(
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Wish granted. You get 3 wishes from the genie but the only wishes you can make benefit the genie
I wish that Pandora had less ads :(
Pandora gets no ads but the site loses money so they start charging you a ton of money to visit (no idea what pandora is so sue me)
I wish you'd sue me
make that one bad :D
I sue you but lose the case
(btw, pandora is like music recommendations and stuff, it is really cool like a personal radio station)
I wish java wasn't such a pain in the ass
Java disapears and is no more so you cant use it, its not a pain anymore
I wish that all PS3s will break at the same time in the next week so sony go bank rupet
All of the PS3s break and sony gets a ton of money from replacements because it is not available on the warranty.
I wish that the chargers go to the superbowl and win.
The chargers go to the superbowl and win the title of worst team ever...
I wish I was a master wizard...
Granted. Your body is overfilled with magic and you die under the pressure.
I wish it would snow instead of rain.
it snows so hard that your roof caves in and then your mom walks in and say YOUR ADOPTED and hits u over the head with her dick WOW that was weird
I wish that i could fix reflection faster
(im stuck) :(
Reflection gets fixed then it breaks again.
I wish I had something to do.
u get something to do
its a girl
but she has aids but u avoid it somehow but you have a kd with her
i wish my band would take off
Your band takes off and you become rich and famous, due to this Scientology has now converted you.
I wish I didn't just rip a hole in my good shorts.
u patch it but its to tight and your legs die from blood loss
i wish that i could figure out these damn values
Granted, instead they burn up after anonymity casts his spell of fire on you. E: Ninja'd
Granted, and you forget all your other maths
I wish I didn't have school all week.
Granted, but the week is changed into 10 days and you have school for every first 7 days, so you have to go to school even more now.
I wish for the power to control moods.
wish granted, the chargers go to the superbowl but terrorists blow up the stadium.
They're given the title of winner as a posthumous title.
I wish my wishes came true :D
u did the wrong one lol ur supposed to do the mods on but ill let it slid this time lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Cigue
umm your wishes come true and oyu get everything u want but u never have to work for anything and you dont understand the value of hard work
i wish i could beat you up I drew a blank lol
Granted, then he shoots you dead.
I wish there was more time in the day.
Granted, you become an insomniac...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cut em2 it
I wish I was homosexual...
You become homosexual, but no guy want's to be with you. You end up all alone and you will outlive all of your family and relatives, being old and having no one to talk to but your cat mittens. Hell, you will outlive your cat. You will die alone and no one will know who you are, only that you were found by a teenager breaking and entering to steal anything shiny. Your body was determined that it had died four months earlier via a heart attack.Quote:
Originally Posted by newbiezkid
I wish for anything that cannot be bad.
Granted, then you go crazy from having too much joy in your life.
I wish that this wish does not get corrupted.
it doesn't get corrrupted but u only get one un corrupted wish in a life time and you wasted yours on an internet forum
i wish i could finish this spanish homeowrk
you do and become mexican.
I wish that someone would do my physics homework for me.
i do your physics homework.
well that was stupid.
http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/up...04/grade-f.jpg
I wish that I never made this wish
You go back in time and never make that wish but a time-space spasm causes you to never visit SRL.
I wish that I could save 15 percent or more on car insurance.
The geiko gecko bites your penis off.
I wish I were benland's small 7 year old male asian love slave
Granted, but he never picks you among many of his other love slaves.
I wish scott brown wins the election and healthcare is thrown out of senate.
Granted, but you die of cancer.
I wish this thread died.
Granted, but I make a new one.
I wish that google wave was really as awesome as they call it.
google became the "best" as they call it, however, google went bankrupt as they could not keep up with my company.
I wish Fawkeye would reply next in this thread.
Sorry, couldn't grant that wish.
I wish that this is my 999th post.
Edit: Whoa it is!
No, it is actually your 1000th post. The first one is actually your registration info.
I wish that Fawkeye would reply to this post in this thread :)
granted but he ppostes in this tjhread to anounce that you have been perm banned for pornQuote:
Originally Posted by mrpickle
i wish that u loved me
I do love you :wub:
We get married in a cute little chapel on the beach, and retire to a home in Hawaii, however one fateful night as I am sleepwalking to make myself a midnight snack, I accidentally catch the knife on my sleeve and bring it to bed. When I climbed in...oops :(
(no homo)
I wish i lived inside of runescape :stirthepot:
Granted, you are now a chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by bionicle1800
I wish I was hot, very hot.
and so you are hot. So hot that now you are ashes.
I wish that this wish is granted
You wish is granted... by Peaches McGee...
I wish I could control things (like telekinesis and such) on a molecular level..
you do, however, so do I. and my abilities are > yours. Your mind popped.
I wish that you will give some random person on the street $5, record their reaction, and post it here :).
I do, but the mans reaction is a high pitched squeal that blows your brain up.
I wish for another wish.
granted, but the genie poses the condition that you have to express your wish naked, by miming it, and in the exact middle of a football stadium while it's hosting the finale of the grey cup.
I wish the MP3 I ordered from eBay will be functional.
It is functional, but it is not what you wanted.
I wish that xbox live was more fun...