The Corrupted Wish Game

It becomes more fun, but whiny preteens invade it. Ohwait.

I wish soda was tastier.

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Originally Posted by Risk

It becomes more fun, but whiny preteens invade it. Ohwait.

I wish soda was tastier.

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It is tastier, but the poison they put in it kills you.
(BTW, that is the thing i am tired of)

I wish that I had an incorrigible wish.

You get an incorrigible wish, but someone like me goes ahead and does this: It kills you brutally.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted you're a dodo, now every single human on the planet wants to get you.

I wish I could kill everything with a single thought.

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Originally Posted by Dr D. Dervish

Granted you're a dodo, now every single human on the planet wants to get you.

I wish I could kill everything with a single thought.

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Shame you can't.

I wish I could get SRL Scripters Cup! :D

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Originally Posted by The Man

Shame you can't.

I wish I could get SRL Scripters Cup! :D

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You get it, but it comes to life, jumps out of your computer and claws you to death!

I wish that i can get my walking to work for my script >.<

You find out that your DTM is wrong, then find out that you are unable to make DTM's anymore

I wish that my Ore Counting would work! :@

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Originally Posted by The Man

You find out that your DTM is wrong, then find out that you are unable to make DTM's anymore

I wish that my Ore Counting would work! :@

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It does, but then everything else stops working and you cant figure out why :p
I wish that my computer would stop lagging so much >.>

Your computer stops working, and then your monitor explodes violently, leaving you hairless and frizzled. Unfortunately you can never use a computer again.

I wish that the guy who stole my dvd's would give them back...

Granted, he gives them back but hides a clown-on-pregnant-dwarf-necro-tranny-orgy porn title inside, which you won't discover before your future girlfriend does.

I wish I wouldn't delude myself on the quality of my life.

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Originally Posted by Cigue

Granted, he gives them back but hides a clown-on-pregnant-dwarf-necro-tranny-orgy porn title inside, which you won't discover before your future girlfriend does.

I wish I wouldn't delude myself on the quality of my life.

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Granted; you realize you haven't been misleading to yourself about life. You're not depressed and you jump off a bridge because there's no hope, only to land on someone walking with nine beds on their head, which you land on, live, but go to jail for life for murder.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Granted; you realize you haven't been misleading to yourself about life. You're not depressed and you jump off a bridge because there's no hope, only to land on someone walking with nine beds on their head, which you land on, live, but go to jail for life for murder.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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You wish to be a fish and you're a fish. A bear eats you. Om nom.

I wish to be able to fly underground.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Granted; you realize you haven't been misleading to yourself about life. You're not depressed and you jump off a bridge because there's no hope, only to land on someone walking with nine beds on their head, which you land on, live, but go to jail for life for murder.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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I lol'd

Wish granted, you now wish you were a fish. Congratulations !

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Originally Posted by bionicle1800

I wish to be able to fly underground.

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Wish granted, you are now a retarded, albino, unloved bat.

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Originally Posted by I wish to be able to fly. COLOR="White"

underground[/COLOR].

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You thought you was a Charizard and ran of a building. All of a sudden you realised that a Charizard is to fat to fly. You met the ground....

I wish a wedding night with Andrew Gower

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Originally Posted by Matsetst

You thought you was a Charizard and ran of a building. All of a sudden you realised that a Charizard is to fat to fly. You met the ground....

I wish a wedding night with Andrew Gower

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Wish granted. You cry when Gower kisses your ex.

I wish for a world where all the little white boys and girls can play with all the little black boys and girls.

They now do. With baseball bats.

I wish college was more social :(

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Originally Posted by Cigue

They now do. With baseball bats.

I wish college was more social :(

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Wish granted. People realize every college student is an immature dick, and everyone decides to beat you to death. With baseball bats.

I wish I Could have a wish that cannot, and will not, be corrupted in any way.

Wish granted, but the wish gave you an old shoe.

I wish I could have a wish that cannot be corrupted in any way that give me OVER 9000^2 USD.

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Originally Posted by MylesMadness

Wish granted, but the wish gave you an old shoe.

I wish I could have a wish that cannot be corrupted in any way that give me OVER 9000^2 USD.

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Granted. You get the 9000^2 USD handed to you from a robber who just stole from a bank. You get arrested and sent to jail for life. (You never said how you got it, so technically its not corrupted! :p)

I wish for a wish that wishes wishes on something that wishes for wishes!

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Originally Posted by bionicle1800

Granted. You get the 9000^2 USD handed to you from a robber who just stole from a bank. You get arrested and sent to jail for life. (You never said how you got it, so technically its not corrupted! :p)

I wish for a wish that wishes wishes on something that wishes for wishes!

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Wish granted. The wished wishes wish to wish for you to wish them away to a happier, wish-filled place, but you forget to wish for the wished wishes to go to the wish-land, and the wished wishes wish for you to wish yourself dead. You do.

"To do nothing evil is good; to wish nothing evil is better."

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Wish granted. The wished wishes wish to wish for you to wish them away to a happier, wish-filled place, but you forget to wish for the wished wishes to go to the wish-land, and the wished wishes wish for you to wish yourself dead. You do.

"To do nothing evil is good; to wish nothing evil is better."

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

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The wish needs not to be corrupted because you are corrupted enough that you do not already know the answer.
42.

I wish I was green.

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Originally Posted by bionicle1800

The wish needs not to be corrupted because you are corrupted enough that you do not already know the answer.
42.

I wish I was green.

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you are green because if you were blue you would die.

I wish bionicle1800 was blue.

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Originally Posted by Blumblebee

you are green because if you were blue you would die.

I wish bionicle1800 was blue.

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Wish granted. Too bad Smurfs don't die.. :<

I wish Smurfs would die.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Wish granted. Too bad Smurfs don't die.. :<

I wish Smurfs would die.

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Your wish is granted and all the smurfs die... in a random outburst, and because of recent boredom, Azrael decides to scratch your testicles off and eat them in front of you, whilst you wither in agony....

I wish I was immune to sickness, disease, and infection.

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Originally Posted by anonymity

Your wish is granted and all the smurfs die... in a random outburst, and because of recent boredom, Azrael decides to scratch your testicles off and eat them in front of you, whilst you wither in agony....

I wish I was immune to sickness, disease, and infection.

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Wish granted. I shoot you in the face.

I wish I was a man. :<

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Wish granted. I shoot you in the face.

I wish I was a man. :<

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Wish Granted. You are a man without a penis.
I wish I didn't have to study so much for school.

you don't study and fail horribly... I wish for summer

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Originally Posted by fatnewguy

you don't study and fail horribly... I wish for summer

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You get summer and die of heat

i wish i could fly

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Originally Posted by rya

You get summer and die of heat

i wish i could fly

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You fly in a rocketship and crash into the Sun. I wish for some pudding.

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Originally Posted by crimsonwind

You fly in a rocketship and crash into the Sun. I wish for some pudding.

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You get some vanilla "pudding." ;D I laugh while you eat it.

I wish I had a penis.

You are given a penis, only it resides in your anus.

I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to kill everyone and eat cookies.

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Originally Posted by mixster

You are given a penis, only it resides in your anus.

I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to kill everyone and eat cookies.

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You never kill anyone, nor do you ever eat a cookie. Thus you're never happy, and you commit suicide. Tomorrow.

I wish I could divide by zero.

I wish I could divide by zero.

nothing happends

i wish i could see.

Wish granted. You're go insane from how corrupt this earth is, and you shoot yourself.

I wish I were immortal.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Wish granted. You're go insane from how corrupt this earth is, and you shoot yourself.

I wish I were immortal.

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Wish granted, you become immortal, but having the extended life, you have to watch all the lives of the people around you, you love be extinguished. You slowly go insane, sent to a padded room with a nice white straitjacket, and when you don't die after a hundred years, your body is sold to scientists to be dismantled.

I wish for Monday to come early.

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Originally Posted by bionicle1800

Wish granted, you become immortal, but having the extended life, you have to watch all the lives of the people around you, you love be extinguished. You slowly go insane, sent to a padded room with a nice white straitjacket, and when you don't die after a hundred years, your body is sold to scientists to be dismantled.

I wish for Monday to come early.

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Monday is a man's name, you are giving him fellatio, he came early.
I wish I could gain some weight. :]

Wish granted, the local mob arrange you to wear concrete slippers to the pool.

I wish people would be less easily offended.

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Originally Posted by Cigue

Wish granted, the local mob arrange you to wear concrete slippers to the pool.

I wish people would be less easily offended.

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Wish granted. You kill yourself.

I wish I were a fancy and extremely attractive women with large breasts and a deep vagina. And a nice ass. And a beautiful voice. And I love video games and dancing. And I'm an MLG pro, and a famous dancer. And I know every language in the world, am rich, every guy is in love with me, but not a creepy obsessed love, just a nice and caring love like a best friend. And I live to be old, and die still beautiful and healthy in the world's eyes. After my death, the UN decides to make a world-wide holiday for me to celebrate my good deeds.

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Originally Posted by i luffs yeww

Wish granted. You kill yourself.

I wish I were a fancy and extremely attractive women with large breasts and a deep vagina. And a nice ass. And a beautiful voice. And I love video games and dancing. And I'm an MLG pro, and a famous dancer. And I know every language in the world, am rich, every guy is in love with me, but not a creepy obsessed love, just a nice and caring love like a best friend. And I live to be old, and die still beautiful and healthy in the world's eyes. After my death, the UN decides to make a world-wide holiday for me to celebrate my good deeds.

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Wish granted. You become this...in your next life after decades of torture and pain in this one.

I wish i wasn't so afraid.

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Originally Posted by bionicle1800

Wish granted. You become this...in your next life after decades of torture and pain in this one.

I wish i wasn't so afraid.

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Wish granted. You realize that there are no lives after this one, nor will there be anything after your hands are cold.

I wish I could've gotten the 1000th post ITT.