The Corrupted Wish Game

You are granted your wish your always happy. You walk up to some goth people and they kill you threw cutting your wrist.
I wish runescape didn't have gay people >.>

Wish granted, but they're all bi.

I wish I had a puppy.

Wish granted, but it only has three legs and one eye.

I wish I could decide what script to script.

You decide to script for neopets...

I wish the world was flat.

Wish granted, but you accidentally trip over the edge and die.

I wish that the creator of RSDemon gets bored and stops updating it.

he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

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Originally Posted by del_signo

he stops rsdemon but makes a new better program that is 100% undetectable and allows you to mine,and fish as well as woodcut

my vision always worked perfectly

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Great to hear that. Since you didn't wish for anything, or didn't put it into wish form, I wish for a sexy girlfriend. (I won't put hot because you people are gonna say she burned up or something)

you will meet perfect and sexy girl on blinddate.. everything goes well untill, she opens her eyes, and sees you!

I wish to be better leecher

You become a leecher but everyone becomes a member so there is no one to leech off of so you eventuly die a slow painfull death falling into the depths of hell and meeting the devil himself....all because you where a leecher :D

I wish all leechers would die like what I said earlier :D
~Stupedspam

Leechers will die but there will become Super-Leechers and suck every script from everywhere in seconds.

I wish Id become a SRL Member in 3 weeks :)

you become a ultimate master scripter become srl leader then jagexs completely updates engine making it impossible to scar.

i wish nobody had the "If I see you autoing with level 3/default clothes/crap name I WILL report you. Auto Correctly. - put this in your sig" sig its staring to get old

The SRL-Forums community crashed, making it impossible for anyone to access it, and it deleted all accounts. Ergo, no one has that signature anymore.

I wish for a Laser Printer.

You get a lasier printer but the Chinese makers forget to put in the lasier and therefor you just got scamed :D

I wish my friends would get on AIM so I could talk to someone other than myself...

~Stupedspam

They get on AIM but then get off right away, so you continue talking to yourself.

I wish that the weekend got extended.

-Dunceiam

Your weekend was extended, so you decided to go to a football game with friends. You all got drunk and your best friend raped you while you were passed out.

I wish I could do the crip walk really good.

@Dunceiam-Your weekend gets extened but you have to make them up after the last day of school.

You crip walk good but then you break your legs...

I wish I had 11 more posts, so I can be a comunity member!

~Stupedspam

Wish granted, but your inbox gets stuffed from pm's from all the new[er] scripters

I wish my newt eyer was divi + srl 3.7 compatible

You find that by slightly changing a line in your newt eyer script you can get it to work with divi and srl 3.7 but it draws Jagex's attention to the SRL community. Then once Jagex knows the paths and behaviors of all of the free scripts everyone that uses them gets banned.

I wish that I had the strength of a dozen men and was impervious to harm.

You become superman but some one send you some Kriptenite and you die slowly.

I wish School was over...One more week :D

~Stupedspam

School is over a week early, your mom forces you to work around the house for no pay all week instead of learning.

I wish I could spawn money of any kind (CashMoney, GP, Gold (WoW))

you get the money but it crumbles and creates a portal that takes you to pakistan where all the arabs attack you with toothpicks and they stab both of your eyes out.

i wish for nothing because my life is perfect right now

you die because someone stabs you with a katana in the park you eating perfect life ice cream :D

I wish for 1337 scar skillz

You start spawning money, but then you get arrested for being so damn rich.

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Originally Posted by The Boston Herald

Bill Gates was recently put in prison for a newly made Bostonian law. "One may not be so rich that he's more popular the Michael Jackson."

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So congratz on being the new Michael Jackson!! (:D)

I wish that I didn't have a problem with my ankle where whenever I run, my tendon in the back of my ankle tightens up and then I need to wait a couple hours for the pain to go away...

-Dunceiam

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Ah poo, I thought I was on the last page...REDO time!

You get the skillz, but then the admins revolt for you being too good that suddenly SRL has 423863240 leecher accounts created hourly!!

I still wish for the same thing...

-Dunceiam

I wish the wish I'm wishing for is wishful enough to be wished.

The genie is so confused by his wish his brain starts hurting so he blasts you on the spot.

I wish to be popular.

You become popular.....with the homosexuals :D and decide it is better to /wrists then be chased by them.

I wish I had a GOOD guitar

your guitar is good but then it turns out your no good on the guitar and you kill youself :D:D:D:D:D:D


I wish i could find a smart girl :D

U find a smart girl. She's fat and ugly.


I wish a didn't have without a change and no doubt to be honest but not really A BRAND NEW CAR!

You get a brand new car but it doesnt have an engin :D :D

I wish I could solve all the stupid bugs in my scripts!!!

{If you would like to help just send me a message on AIM}

~Stupedspam

You fix the entire script only to overwrite it with an older version (And unlike everyone else, you DON'T kill yourself after this..)

I wish I didn't make a wish on this thread.

The genie, confused by your wish, blows you up to make things easier.

[OFFTOPIC]Talk about this game! Put the link into this thread into your sig![/offtopic]

People start talking about this game and then they all start wishing and the genie gets really pissed and he kills the thread starter.

i wish i lived in hawaii

wish granted, you live in hawaii but a volcano erupts and encases you in molten lava, then it hardens and u die

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

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Originally Posted by dan cardin

i wish that my wish doesnt turn out to be bad

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There is no wish to be granted, so your wish can't be bad nor good.
I wish I finally get those freaking evil bob screenshots.

u get an evilbob screenshot....but he traps you on his island and u cant get out.

i wish for the plague

you are infected with the plague and get three arms, two buttholes, 3 eyes and a vagina.

i wish for balloons

the baloons are filled with heroine and are in your stomach...they expload.

i was better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? and everyone else

ur better than WT-Fakawi and Wizzup? but It took you your whole life and you just died of old age after reaching ur achievement.

I wish I could think of a unique script to write

u think of a unique script, but you arent good enough to make it.

i wish that someone on this forum would buy me an ice-cream(non-poisoned, and nothing wrong with it)

i buy you an icecream but its a kind i like and you dont so you give it to me :D


I wish i was the best at everything!