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your script gets leaked to sythe and every other rs forum and all of its users are ip permabanned.
[offtopic] that wouldnt compile would it? cuz it doesnt have SetupSRL? just wondering cuz im new to scripting [/offtopic]
I wish for a million bags of candy.
IpPermaBanned. - lol
It would compile, you don't need SetupSRL; but yes, you should use it. But it's the best script in the world compiled from all the other scripts, which means it will have SetupSRL; already in there somewhere. :)
You get your million bags of candy, but are forced to eat it by your parents because it takes up to much room in the house. You eat to much and break all your teeth and have to go to the dentist and the dentist says that the only way to fix is is to die, and go to heaven and ask god for some more teeth. So you die but somehow cannot come back, rendering you, useless. :)
I wish I got a handshake from Andrew Gower, Bill Gates, Linus Torvaldos and Steven Hawking.
you get your handshake from those 4 nerdy men, but they make fun of your sweaty, limp palms.
i wish for a million more wishes?
Sweaty limp palms? Uncalled for? lol oh well..I don't care...
You get your million more wishes, but you stupidly use them up on getting candy at the store. (Wow...a million wishes worth of candy... :p)
you forget to USE YOUR WISH and it expires, leaving you with nothing.
You forgot yours as well... :p
I wish I could watch Naruto 24/7 at the same time I am on the computer/scripting and that I was by myself and I didn't have to pay for anything and everything I did was free.
LOL
woops
well, you discover this thing called a VM, but it makes your computer lag so much that your naruto and your autoing lag, causing your army to get banned.
I wish for some food.
Fuck! No Not Naruto! lol
You get your food, but you choke on it and die from respiratory problems.
I wish I was Zezima. :p
you become zezima but you are banned for autoing to try and keep up your massive overall score.
i wish i had a ton of money.
[offtopic] why the **** am i still not a lesser demon [/offtopic]
your ton of money rotts on you, and all your riches starts rotting,
I wish i was wizzup
You become Wizzup, but you make a bad script and everyone hates you and leaves SRL.
@Buck Cakes: It's because you're a Junior Member, like, it shows that you are though.
EDIT: Almost forgot my wish :p
I wish for a Million GeePeez :p
your million "geepeez" turns out to be a million geeks peeing, dang =(
I wish that Andrew gower was Fakawi lol
Fakawi becomes Andrew, but since runescape is hated, so is srl. - Nice one there Julza...
I wish I was god.
You turn out to be god, and do a bad script, so everyone leaves earth
I wish i was lvl 126
You become level 126, but then you realize that RS is a useless waste of time that makes people think you're a nerd/geek and you become a self hating emo freak. Then you eat your flesh off because you hate yourself so much. You soon bleed to death painfully.
you forget to make a wish, and you are killed by the thread starter.
i wish rs was fun.
Runescape becomes fun and you never leave your computer and soon fall to malnutrition.
I wish i could have the abilityto comprehend any language spoken by the human race, and coded by the human race.
you gain the ability to speak every language, and you go to some deserted islands where the natives eat you.
i wish for a ps3
You order a ps3, and accidently you write p3s, the dodgy packaging guy miss reads and thinks you wrote pez, so a week later a mail comes to your door... You are hoping its a ps3 but its pez....
I wish that jagex makes scar usable and everybody starts autoing, and jagex goes broke from the power from there servers
= [] im back online!
ummm thats pretty simple...
everyone starts autoing and the prices fall, rocks are mined out in milliseconds just like the yew rapeage, and everyone stops playing RS thereby killing these forums.
I wish i was an SRL member.
You become an Srl member but the server shuts down and the memory is erased along with you account. You try to explain that you are the real buck cakes but the don't believe you.
I wish I had a good explosion picture so I can make a new sig :D
~Stupedspam
you find a good picture of an explosion, but it is the explosion of the world and everyone dies.
i wish i was a lesser demon or king black dragon. *glares at server*
turns out demons are worthless in the end
I want a cat that can spell and talk correctly
The cat kills your in your sleep.. :p
i wish i had a bunch of hippies to laugh at.
stampeed!!!, The hippies run over u and ur dead....
I wish for player mod :P
You become a P-mod, but then noobs start following you anywhere and you get very pissed, then you say something offensive, then they all report you and you get 7 blackmarks + demodded.
I wan't to do well in this term.
you do well this term but you do so well the teachers say you cheated
i want christmas
Christmas comes, but then Santa's new high-powered sleigh with V12 turbo charged reindeer and a nitrous oxide injection system overheats dramatically and explodes, leading to the end of the world as the explosion penetrates the crust of the Earth creating a huge pit leading directly to the Earth's core. As the uber hotness escapes the Earth core, the rest of the planet melts into a huge ball of molten rock and then it loses all of its energy and turns freezing cold because the sun just imploded, wiping out the entire universe in an oversized explosion that nobody even expected.
I wish someone could tell me how to use values from a form for my script. :(
*ZING* a major scripter shows u eveything you need to know and u are now a l33t scripter but in the process he adds a keylogger into it you get caught and u get IP ban from runescape and srl-forums (also ur computer blows up :P)
i wish pking was back :sadface:
Pking comes back, but its from outer space.
I want to...
Fly?
you become able to fly, but you never become able to land.then you float in the air and you can't get on srl forums. sucks to be you
i wish life didn't suck
Life doesn't suck but a Dementor comes and sucks life out of you:pQuote:
Originally Posted by malotthouse
I wish my main was the 1st ranked instead of zezima :cartman:
you get first ranked but then zezima gets pissed off and goes round to your house and eats your computer and then stabs you to death with a mellon.
I wish Jagex would give me unlimited runescape cash.
Quote:
Originally Posted by coo too
Jagex gives you unlimited runescape cash and after 1.2 hours you get bored and quit runescape.
I wish to control the runescape economy :stirthepot:
You get to control it, but word gets out, and you start accepting generous bribes. After a while you're batshit rich, and get assassinated and robbed of all your money.Quote:
Originally Posted by metalanca
I wish I wasn't to lazy to do anything, and to much of a puss to say things I want to.
You finally get the courage to ask the hottest girl out in the school, you get busy with her the next day and then 6 months later you find out you are HIV Positive. I wish the thread was closed.Quote:
Originally Posted by richk1693
Oh come on..give me a hard one eh? Hmm ok..I'll try...
The thread closes, but somehow either I can still post in it, or a mod re-opens it, and it all start back up again.
I wish I was dead. (Not really, I just want to see what you will make of that though. =P)
You get killed by me, but somehow your heart gets beating again every single time I repeatedly stab you/crush your brian/roast you inside a nuclear reactor
I wish I knew how to use Canvases...
You gain amazing knowledge of canvases, but use them for all the wrong reasons and get arrested for your disgusting perverted canvas movie.
I wish I didn't over analyze everything.
You never over analyze anything, but you start under analyzing (lame, I know, couldn't think of anything better :p)
I wish I had 500 million dollars that were locked away safely in the best safe in the world, which was 101% impenetrable. If it ever ran out, it would be refilled.