Found some pretty funny programming jokes online:
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
Why C gets all the chicks and Java doesn't? Because C doesn't treat them like objects.
A programmer is heading out to the grocery store, so his wife tells him "get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He returns with 13 gallons of milk.
I thought they where good




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