Happy Birthday to Wizzup? and Narcle!
On this special day, Wizzup? has just turned 18 (and it always did say 18, not 17 like some of those capitalist scum below would like you to believe) based on his timezone and later today Narcle too will be performing the gracious command of Inc(Narcle.Age);
Now, let us all wish them happy birthday together!
From me, I will be presenting Wizzup? with:
Hard Gay hotpants (search youtube for Hard Gay if it is foreign to you).
3 of the finest prostitutes available for under the price of a goat.
2kg's of mozzarella.
A talking dog called Billy that can also break dance.
Multiple roflcopters, each manned by an actor from the A-Team.
Che Guevra.
For Narcle:
1337 episodes of various top quality animes all on an external 1TB HDD.
A turnip.
3 Russian roulette games with muskets rather than a revolver (to make it more manly).
A dozen eggs from a goose that lays golden eggs, but is secretly a yellowy bronze colour.
Bestiality magazine subscription of his choice.
Bill Gates' head on a silver platter.
High grade cocaine.
Enjoy!
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