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    Default Stone Age dildo sparks international interest

    A tool fashioned from a stag’s antler and believed to be a Stone Age dildo has caused a global sensation since its discovery in Sweden earlier this month.

    The object, 10-11 centimetres (4 inches) long and 2 centimetres in diameter, is being interpreted by archaeologists as a phallic plaything.

    “First I thought it was just an antler that had been worked on and I was going to take a closer look at it. But when I held it up I wasn’t able to hold back the laughter,” wrote archaeologist Sara Gummesson on a blog maintained by the Swedish National Heritage Board.

    The putative sex toy prototype was found at a Stone Age settlement on the banks of Göta Canal near Motala in southern Sweden.

    “We do think it’s at least some sort of phallus but I couldn’t say for sure what it was actually used for,” Göran Gruber at the heritage board told Sveriges Radio.

    Gruber added that there had been major international interest since pictures were posted online, with CBS, Fox News and the BBC all contacting the board for comments on the phallic find.

    The object, believed to be 6,000 to 8,000 years old, was found embedded in a layer of mud and remained in excellent condition.

    Source: http://www.thelocal.se/27974/20100724/

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    HAhahaha oh my god xD
    that's awesome

    Those sweedish girls.... rrrhh

    E: 4 inches?
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    I'm 12 and what is this

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    4 inches..wtf?

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    Whats wrong with it being 4 inches? It was probably used as something else, maybe a herb grinder or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by cycrosism View Post
    Whats wrong with it being 4 inches? It was probably used as something else, maybe a herb grinder or something
    I doubt this.

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    How much can a vag take in? 4-5 inches max.. lol
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    for those of you that want a picture:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38343340...ience-science/

    It's definitely bigger than 4 inches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becks View Post
    How much can a vag take in? 4-5 inches max.. lol
    No, not at all. Vaginas tend to be quite.. "malleable" (can't think of any better adjectives), especially if they stick with a single partner. Generally they are 4-5 inches in length, but when they become aroused, they can lengthen by several inches. The longer and more often the women has vaginal sex with the man (or toy), the more her vagina will become shaped like the genitalia (or toy) of her choice. The two people that I've had sex with can both take much more than 5 inches, after a few times in bed. (Granted, one of them never got the whole thing, so keep in mind that if you just shoved a baseball bat up a girls vagina every day, she wouldn't have a baseball-bat-shaped/length genitalia. They do have limits. Some women just have more room for change than others.

    /vagina talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i luffs yeww View Post
    /vagina talk.
    Nuff said
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    Ok vag talk out of the way.. On to deep throat.

    Baseball bat.. That be hella tough to get in there. There has been times I've had to work that vag just to get my "jawn" in. I "guess" they come in different sizes. Haha
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    And it's not only about size of you or her. It's also arousal and experience. More sex, generally a bigger/deeper vagina. And the more aroused, the easier it is to get in, the deeper it gets, and generally everything's better, so work on foreplay and all that stuff. A lot of it is also psychological, so find out what she likes and pleasure her rather than just focusing on your own stuff. Be a gentleman. ;D

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    Yeah^ they like it when I pull there hair. One girl asked me to choke her once o.O
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    Dudes... Stop.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Becks View Post
    Yeah^ they like it when I pull there hair. One girl asked me to choke her once o.O
    And punch them in the face a couple times.

    Jeez, get on topic. Make another thread about how to have sex, you hooligans.

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    You guys really think girls want 10" long and 3" diameter stones inside them?

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    They aren't 10" long, and they had to make use with what they had at the time .

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpis View Post
    You guys really think girls want 10" long and 3" diameter stones inside them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marpis View Post
    You guys really think girls want 10" long and 3" diameter stones inside them?
    They did back in the day! Why the hell not now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marpis View Post
    You guys really think girls want 10" long and 3" diameter stones inside them?
    Oh, I've seen girls put weirder things inside themselves...

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    Hilarious I just can't imagine them using such things ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da 0wner View Post
    They aren't 10" long, and they had to make use with what they had at the time .
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    They did back in the day! Why the hell not now?
    My point was to reply to those who wondered why the stone was quite small. Of course it was small. What did the news say, 4"?

    Forget it, no-one comment this or my previous post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizzup? View Post
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    I can believe this. People wanted ways to stimulate themselves. Sex existed wayyy back. People want it but not everyone have it. So, Dildos invented to be a temporary relief, like crack. However, due to shame and fear of others knowing, these devices are always kept somewhere secret, and where people would not even think of looking. And therefore, this type of device must have been invented multiple times in history as its invention was not shared when discovered due to fear.

    I dunno, my theory.

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    [sex talk]"Maybe the dirty little secret about sex, is that it isn't so dirty at all... the weird thing is, even though it is natural, sex can make us uncomfortable... but if we work at it, we can get beyond that discomfort... and realize that sex can actually be a comfort... sex can even be a cure... how do I know all of this... because no one understands this better than someone who isn't having it... "[/sex talk] ~ great quote.

    And that is kindof funny, it is like when they were excavating Pompeii (volcanic caboom) they were finding lots of that sort of thing, we learn about this in college history and see teh pics.. not something I ever heard about in middle school. =]
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