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    Default How to Spam

    You! Yes you! Do you happen to not be a Jr+ Member? Great! And you want to get that 30 post count right this very minute!?! Bby, I've got some advice that is going to take you places.


    What is 'Spam'ming?

    For those of you who aren't aware, spamming has been around since the first pieces of literature were created. A few good examples are: Those Super Repetitive Egyptian Hieroglyphics, Boring Golf Documentaries, and much much more!

    This is why one does not simply 'Spam'. One must vigorously train to achieve the optimum spammyness levels set by our spamming forefathers.

    So, how does this 'Spam' work? Well, spammy thoughts are created in the airheadinitis sector of the brain. (This is the same portion of the brain that forces you to say things that you will regret in the future.) These spammy thoughts, then travel down the cerebral cortex into the 'dimwiticus retardimofactor'. This organ turns the spammy thoughts into audible words, or readable text. Here's a diagram for clarification.


    How to Spam

    Now that we fully understand how spamming occurs, we are now ready to move onto the spamming portion of the guide. I have attempted to compile all of the spamming knowledge into four simple steps... Bear with me.

    Step 1: Become the ignoramus you were meant to be.
    Disregard all forum guides that instruct you how to properly post on the SRL Forums.

    This one may sound easy, but sometimes it's hard to fight your conscience. Don't worry, after 3-5 posts of "Will run this later" or "Thumbs up", Your conscience will be deader than my great aunt's libido.

    Step 2: Become the Grave Digger you were meant to be.
    Kill your family.
    Start digging, and I mean start digging. There are plenty of threads on the forums, but the best threads are the ones who haven't been touched in years. What better way to get your name out there than posting in a thread that has been dead for almost 5 years!?!

    Step 3: Wooing Justin-senpai!
    PM @Justin about your spam. This man loves to see spam, and I mean LOVES TO SEE SPAM. Make sure you don't send him just one PM, though. He is a busy man. Send him at least 5-10 messages talking about how much you have been spamming. This will quickly grab his attention, and he will give you the praise you deserve!

    Step 4: Profit.
    You've done it! You have gotten your 30 post count for Jr+ Members, and you've won the undying affection of the SRL Community. CONGRATULATIONS. And if you really did your job messaging Justin, You've scored yourself an excellent gentleman. He likes to be taken out to dinner underneath a moonlit summer evening.

    An Ending Note.

    I'm glad that you have taken the time to study up on proper SRL Spamming etiquette. In my next guide I will discuss the fascinating phenomena known as "The 7 Month AFK Break after receiving SRL Members."

    Please share this guide with your fellow spammers to get everyone on the same page, and as always...

    Stay Sexy
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    This is a very good guide. With your help I think I'm ready to move on up. Could you maybe do a detailed walk-through on how to be a proper leech >.<? Thanks you so much!

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    Black Market here I come!

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    yay, im gonna be able to go for that 1k pc now! gonna be famous!
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    Will read this later, thumbs up

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    Too much to read, I'm sorry Great guide by the way!
    Everything is achievable!

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    The banner image is missing an M other than that, 10/10 guide
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    does this still work

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    tl;dr

    thanks for the pc kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by KeepBotting View Post
    The banner image is missing an M other than that, 10/10 guide
    Omg you're right... I mean... Isn't half of spamming not speling words right?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taric View Post
    Omg you're right... I mean... Isn't half of spamming not speling words right?
    ye i think your rihgt
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    Dammit. I wish I found this thread before I got 30 posts.

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    @Justin i is postin
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    You can contact me via matrix protocol: @grats:grats.win or you can email me at the same domain, any user/email address.

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    Instructions unclear; waited 3 years to post.

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    Thumbs up! I'll read it when I get home.

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    @Taric; it looks like @sir nuti; read your post, but forgot to PM me!




    I'll handle this one in the morning... goodnight for now...

    Forum account issues? Please send me a PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    @Taric; it looks like @sir nuti; read your post, but forgot to PM me!




    I'll handle this one in the morning... goodnight for now...
    thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by BMWxi View Post
    thanks
    thanks

    Very nice!

    Will try this out later.

    (Couldn't go to sleep knowing there was spam on the forums - cleaned it up already)

    Forum account issues? Please send me a PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    @Taric; it looks like @sir nuti; read your post, but forgot to PM me!




    I'll handle this one in the morning... goodnight for now...
    I PM'd him with a link to the thread. HE IS BEING A GREAT SCAMMING ROLE MODEL. PLS DON'T BANNNNNN



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taric View Post
    I PM'd him with a link to the thread. HE IS BEING A GREAT SCAMMING ROLE MODEL. PLS DON'T BANNNNNN
    he enjoys a challenge



    E: oh nvm lel I thought he was back at it, guess justin was gracious enough to leave him 1 of the "thanks" posts

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    teach me how to spam plx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rum View Post
    teach me how to spam plx
    You already know how to spam, thanks for spamming to 10 posts, I now have to go and delete every one of your posts because you are unable to follow simple forum rules.

    Forum account issues? Please send me a PM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    You already know how to spam, thanks for spamming to 10 posts, I now have to go and delete every one of your posts because you are unable to follow simple forum rules.
    Ahahaha! Epic.

    @OP g0ld pl0x!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    You already know how to spam, thanks for spamming to 10 posts, I now have to go and delete every one of your posts because you are unable to follow simple forum rules.
    You're the best <3

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    thumbs up
    will run this later

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