Let me go into a little background before anyone reads this and gets the wrong idea. My professor said that he wanted people to think out of the box as we got to pick our own topic. I do not hate women, I just feel strongly about how feminists work. And seeing how this was out the ordinary I felt it would be greatly appreciated to make my professor not hate his life as much while sitting there grading paper by paper in a rush to start us on our final.
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